On the self-cultivation of a black fan

Qi Mingfei: "..."

...How noble is this name!not at all

Is it better than the "little yellow" he took? !

Su Li'an glanced at Qi Mingfei contemptuously, and stretched out his hand to tease the bird in the cage. He stretched out a slender, white index finger and rubbed the bird's furry chin... This should be a pretty beautiful picture. And the warm picture, until the gentle and cute bird unceremoniously pecked hard on his finger.

Qi Mingfei: "..."

He couldn't help but let out a gloating laugh.

Su Lian withdrew his fingers calmly, acting as if nothing had happened, as if nothing happened just now.

Of course, Qi Mingfei would not let go of this good opportunity to laugh at Su Lian. He raised his eyebrows: "Are you really the owner of this canary? It doesn't look like it. It doesn't look like it knows you at all. You Don't you think it looks cute, so you want to pretend to be its owner and touch me?"

"How is it possible?" Su Li'an snorted coldly, "Of course I am Elizabeth's master, but this stupid bird is not wise enough to recognize the master I raise it every day. This stupid bird has a low IQ and does not recognize people... ..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the canary flapped its wings and flew straight towards Qi Mingfei, landed on Qi Mingfei's shoulder, and rubbed its furry head affectionately against Qi Mingfei's face.

Su Lian: "..."

There seemed to be a crisp crackling sound in the air.

Qi Mingfei looked at Su Li'an silently. Although he didn't laugh again, there was a clear hint of ridicule in his eyes.

Su Lian once again looked away calmly, with a nonchalant look, as if nothing happened just now.

Sure enough, he is worthy of being a big star who has experienced all kinds of big scenes, and his mentality is calm!

"By the way..." He changed the subject calmly, "Now let me assign you the work I want you to do."

The ability to change the subject is also great!

Qi Mingfei snorted, "What job?"

Su Li'an narrowed his eyes slightly: "You are very good at cutting other people's black pictures to make emoticons, aren't you?"

Qi Mingfei blinked: "...so?"

Suddenly a bad premonition welled up in his heart.

"From now on, you will capture all the black pictures of popular little fresh meat and send them to me as emoticons."

Qi Mingfei: "...What do you want to do?!"

Su Li'an smiled slightly: "Collect it yourself, appreciate it slowly."

Qi Mingfei chuckled: "Are you lying to a three-year-old?" Su Li'an asked him to make other little fresh meat emojis to collect and appreciate?Unless this guy has a hole in his head.

"You are my assistant, you have to listen to me." Su Li'an raised an eyebrow at Qi Mingfei, "Otherwise...you understand."

Qi Mingfei: "..." People have to bow their heads under the eaves!

So he just nodded aggrievedly.

"Someone will pick me up in a while." After getting a satisfactory answer, Su Li'an quickly returned to his previous cold appearance, and gave Qi Mingfei a faint look, "As for you, you will come to my company to report tomorrow, you should Graduation, although this job may not be your ideal, but the salary is definitely much better than the best job you can find at this stage, you have nothing to complain about."

Qi Mingfei didn't expect Su Li'an to be able to speak human language, he was a little surprised, but soon he heard Su Li'an continue to say: "So if you dare to sabotage my work or have other petty thoughts, you understand."

... Daring or threatening!

He laughed dryly: "No, how dare I... Also, well, I've been graduating for several years, and I'm 25 this year, and I'm going to be three, so I'm not a kid who just graduated."

"Are you so old?" Su Li'an was slightly surprised, "Then why do you spend all day making emoticons and writing essays on the Internet to slander me? I thought you were a student party when you were so idle. You are older than me Still too old, do you have the nerve to hack me?"

Qi Mingfei suddenly felt a pain in his knee, and he quickly changed the subject with a dry smile: "That's right! I can help you make other people's emoticons, but I will definitely not help you make Shake's emoticons."

"Oh?" Su Li'an raised his eyebrows meaningfully, "Then what if I insist you make Shake's emoji?"

Qi Mingfei gritted his teeth, and looked desperate: "I won't do it, no matter how you threaten me, even if my real identity is exposed, it's up to you, if you don't do it, you just don't do it!"

Seeing Qi Mingfei's upright and dignified appearance, Su Li'an narrowed his eyes slightly dangerously, but Qi Mingfei's gaze was firm, and after a while, he snorted: "It's just Xia Ke, I don't care too much. "

Qi Mingfei suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, the look in Su Li'an's eyes just now almost made him surrender directly, but luckily he persisted.

Before leaving, Su Li'an asked for Qi Mingfei's mobile phone number, and at the same time forcibly saved his mobile phone number into Qi Mingfei's mobile phone, and coldly threatened Qi Mingfei: "If you dare to disclose my mobile phone number at will, you will sell me!" Give it to someone else or send it to a dating website or a same-sex dating website...you know."

Qi Mingfei blinked, he hadn't thought about it at all, but Su Li'an's words seemed to remind him...

"Don't talk about doing it, don't even think about it, don't think that I have no other way to punish you except to hang you."

"Why would I do that?" Qi Mingfei looked pure, "Look at my eyes, am I like that?"

"I hope so."

Su Li'an took a deep look at Qi Mingfei, then turned and left.

As soon as Su Li'an left, You Jihao immediately gathered around to join in the fun: "What's the situation? Don't you really hate him? Why did you go to be his assistant?"

Qi Mingfei said with a deep expression, "It's a long story."

"Then keep the story short."

Qi Mingfei sighed: "You've grown up, it's time to tell you some truths..."

You Jihao: "???"

"Sometimes, the more you know, the faster you die."

You Jihao looked confused: "???"

Qi Mingfei reached out and patted You Jihao's shoulder, and said earnestly: "So sometimes, not telling you the truth is actually to protect you, you understand."

You Jihao: "I don't understand."

Qi Mingfei: "Then you go back and understand it carefully, don't talk about it, I'm going to code."

"Didn't Su Li'an ask you to be his assistant? For a big star like him, the assistant's salary should not be low."

"He is just trying to mess with me, and he will definitely make things difficult for me on purpose. Do you believe that he can find a hundred excuses to fire me every minute?"

"Then what is he trying to figure out?" You Jihao was a little disbelieving.

"Get psychological pleasure through abuse? Who knows!" Qi Mingfei shrugged.

"Okay, don't set up flags indiscriminately, and be careful not to be hit by your crow's mouth."

Qi Mingfei sighed deeply, feeling a little melancholy in his heart.

Soon, Qi Mingfei deeply realized what it means not to set up flags randomly.

Early the next morning, just as he was woken up by his mobile phone alarm clock, a text message was sent to his mobile phone.

While wondering who sent him a text message so early, he opened it——

"I remember coming to the company to report at [-] o'clock today. By the way, bring me a durian cake from East Street. Freshly baked, not overnight, and a special mango mousse from West Street Cake Shop. The first [-] purchases are limited every day. I I have already booked in advance, remember to report my name when the time comes, a glass of iced Americano from the coffee shop opposite the company entrance, more ice and more sugar..."

Looking at the series of requests, Qi Mingfei almost slipped his hand and let the phone hit his face. Fortunately, he stabilized his hand in time, but in the next second, another text message came in——

"By the way, I'm running out of paper towels. You can bring some paper towels here. I only use paper towels instead of roll paper. I only use panda bamboo for brands. You can buy them if you want. Also, the first day of work. , don’t be late, or you will understand.”

Qi Mingfei finally shook his hand and successfully let the phone hit his face.