long road
Chapter 2 Unbelievable
That night.
"Young master, do you want to take a bath?" Xiao Ping waited for Tan Ran to eat dinner, and stood at the door, asking cautiously.
"Okay." Although it was cold, but the strange feeling on his body made him agree.I don't want that Bai Muzhi to disturb my mood!Tsundere face.
After taking a comfortable bath, he lay on the bed and thought about life... Shit, what is there to think about.
In fact, he was cursing the god, out of tune!
Alas, that guy brought me here just like that, and arranged for a man for me, how will I live in the future!Then Yan Ran laid out a few more layers of mattresses, pancakes on the already soft bed.
This branding lasted half the night.
After a night of tossing and turning, the result is two dark circles under the eyes.So the next day when Xiaoping came to help him wash up, he was taken aback.
"Little son, what's the matter with you?"
"It's okay, I'm okay..." Even if he was killed, he wouldn't say that he finally fell asleep but had a sexual dream. He was still with a man, and he was still down below, and he was very willing to cooperate in the dream.I don't even say T_T
Xiaoping didn't say anything more, helped him up and dressed him.
"Xiao Ping, how tall are you?" Seeing that Xiao Ping's head reached the bridge of his nose, Kun Ran sighed deeply that Xiao Ping was still quite tall.
"You once measured it for your servant and said it was sixteen apples high." Xiaoping said with a smile.
Measure your height with an apple, do you think you are hellokitty!Why don't you measure it with pomegranate seeds!By the way, what kind of head was this person before!What a head!
But wait a minute, there is no improved version of super-large apples these days, and an ordinary apple is less than 10 centimeters long. In terms of the surrounding facilities, this little girl is only 1.5 meters six, so I am only 1.7 meters long?Damn god, can you give me a chance to attack me a little higher!
Wait a minute, why did I expect to counterattack in the future?No, no, you have to be sober, you are a rotten boy, not a gay, please calm down, remember that your first goal is to get a girl who loves you, and this second son is only the second choice!Although this is a bit immoral, it can be straight.
Stretching out his arms, fluttering continuously in the wind...
"Young master, are you still wearing your coat?"
"...Wear it." Will I freeze to death if I don't wear more clothes in this cold weather?Grieving and indignant, he stretched out his hand into the complicated clothes: "Is the second son taller than me?"
"It's about a head taller than you...Actually, we all think it's okay." Xiaoping comforted him.
"Woo..." I knew I shouldn't have hoped. In this setting, besides the dwarf, who else would be shorter than me, and even Tao Qin was taller than me.
This limp body doesn't look like someone who knows martial arts, and now my height is much lower than others. After all, it's strange that I have a face that is 1.9 meters tall.Doesn't this mean that I am undoubtedly a sufferer!Although I expected it a long time ago, how could the reality be so cruel.
Let me go tragically.
"Don't worry, little boy, you will still grow taller. Today the kitchen has prepared your favorite bitter gourd egg yolk rolls. You should wash up quickly." Xiaoping always felt that the person in front of her was a little strange, and the number of times she was in a daze increased sharply compared to before. high.
"Okay." What kind of weird food is that, I don't like bitter melon!And how do you roll it up!Egg roll with bitter gourd or bitter gourd with egg?
Su Ran walked slowly towards the central hall, secretly hoping that someone would eat that shocking dish.
But he forgot that the dish was specially made for him, and no one would know how to eat it... In fact, no one wanted to eat it.Especially Tao Qin was the only one at the dinner table, and when he saw him coming, he pushed the plate of food towards him.
The so-called bitter melon egg yolk rolls are actually bitter melon split in half and steamed with egg yolk liquid. Do you think you are in COS egg tarts?
So I ate the green, oily and yellow bitter gourd egg yolk roll, silently crying kelp tears in my heart, dying of bitterness.
"Xiao Ping, tell the kitchen, I've decided to eat more in the future." Su Ran put on a show.
"Yes, young master."
"It's rare that you don't want to be unique." Tao Qin said with a smile.
"Is the original me eating this kind of food just to be different?" That's too boring.
"Correct answer."
"..." Although it's been less than a day since he woke up yesterday, Li Ran was completely speechless to the original owner of this body.
I won't be surprised by any strange habits.
"Speaking of which, are you still dizzy?" After Tao Qin finished joking, he remembered that the person in front of him was still unconscious on the bed yesterday.
"I wasn't dizzy at first, but now I feel like I just want to die." Tan Ran raised his forehead.
"Are you really amnesia?" Tao Qin's eyes widened, and the eyes were shining.
"Why don't you think so? It's still pretending." A white eye flew away.
"You have pretended many times before, but the punishment is severe." Tao Qin covered his mouth and smiled.
"Punishment? What punishment?" Punishment to stand?Copy the family law?Slapstick?Close the black house?Facing the wall and thinking about it?Or top ten torture?
"You were spanked by Bai Muzhi the first time."
"He treats me as a child!"
Tao Qin just smiled and said nothing.Su Ran was a little irritable.
"Young master, you were a child at that time, when you were nine years old." Xiaoping replied calmly while standing aside.
"That makes sense...but Xiaoping, how do you know everything?"
"The butler, Uncle Luo, said that if he wanted to serve the young master, he must know everything about you, so he told the servants everything from the moment you entered the mansion."
So the butler, you are a big speaker...
Tao Qin covered his mouth and smiled, looking at him helplessly, but obviously the other party didn't intend to stop the kind ridicule.
After the meal, all the serving maids left, and Yan Ran and Tao Qin sat in the middle hall chatting.
"Why didn't you see Master and Madam?" Su suddenly changed the subject.
"Mother went to the Qingjing Temple yesterday, and it will take a few days to come back. If it is father, I probably went to that man's place a few days ago. I go there once every two months and stay for about half a month." Tao Qin was drinking scented tea, carelessly nodding.
man?
Su Ran's eyes widened, is there still passion to be tapped at this time?What is the visual sense of this kind of Tanmei text?Sure enough, I have seen too much?
Tao Qin looked at Tan Ran with a half-smile.
"Why go once every two months?" Su Ran tried hard to suppress the excitement of discovering some secret in his heart.
"I don't know, maybe I miss you?"
"Then let him move here to live?"
"Maybe it's not very convenient."
……
What kind of relationship would you miss so much that you need to meet once every two months and stay for more than ten days?Father and son?brother? ……lover?
"Madam offering incense, I can understand why you are so calm, but master go...cough cough..." Su Ran helplessly supported his forehead.
"Isn't this known to everyone, so there is no need to cover it up." Tao Qin interrupted him, waved his hands with a smile and said, "Also, I need to call my parents."
Your face is quite alluring, but please have a serious expression!You are always smiling like this, which reminds me of the strange Shumai and strange aunts who abduct children in the 21st century.And what kind of master is this!Are you gay?Is it really gay?The kids are in their twenties and still want to be gay?
Why?Are they in their twenties?
"How old are they two?" The mother must be over twenty, otherwise the master will dress like a real lady.
"Jingzhi 26, Bai Muzhi 23."
"That, that, that, that, me, me, two... 21?"
Speaking of this age...
Su Ran glanced at Xiaoping at the door, full of complaints: He also said that I will grow taller, and I won't grow much when I am 21!
My heart of a boy who has gone through hardships.
"That's right, brother." Tao Qin teased him.
"... Bah." Li Shiran got up, flung his sleeves and went back to the room.
A moment later he was lying on the bed.
"Young master, do you want to rest for a while?"
"Well, you can also go to rest, I will call you if something happens."
"Yes."
Xiaoping retreated, lying on the bed suddenly, thinking about the information she got from Tao Qin and Xiaoping during the period after waking up, and sorting out the relationship between the characters by the way.
In this Bai family, the master probably... likes men; the wife believes in Buddhism, so she shouldn't be too fierce; ... My future man is just not sure about the relationship, so why does Tao Qin want me to be called father and mother?Am I a godson?
Why?I don't seem to have asked what this place is for, have I?Hmm... still have to continue to inquire...
After thinking about it, it was almost noon, and Bai Muzhi was about to come back.
"Yan Ran, Jingzhi and the others are coming back, shall we wait in the front yard?" Tao Qin, who was thrown off by Yan Ran after breakfast, wanted to take Yan Ran to the front yard with great dedication.
"I won't go." Yun Ran groaned for a while, because she didn't prepare well mentally, she just stayed on the bed and refused to move.
"Why, if one of Bai Mu came in and saw you, he would be so happy that his limbs twitched."
"That's epilepsy...and it's none of my business whether he's happy or not. I'm still sleepy and I need to sleep."
"Then, even if you don't wait for him, you have to get up and eat, aren't you hungry?"
Who said I'm not hungry, will you not be hungry after two bites of breakfast?
But at this critical moment...
"...not hungry." If you are hungry, you will be dragged to the front yard.
"Young master, you will feel bad if you don't eat. Xiaoping is earnest.
"If you don't eat, you won't eat." Playing tricks.
In this way, Xiaoping and Tao Qin stood by the bed and tried to persuade them for almost a stick of incense, but they refused to let go, turned over when they were bored, and went away as an ostrich under the blanket.
"Well, just wait for Bai Muzhi to come back and let him come to you by himself." Tao Qin finally gave up, and went to meet his man with happy steps.
"Wait..." Hearing that the second young master was coming, he suddenly stood up and wanted to stop Tao Qin, but unfortunately the latter had already galloped away.
"Young master, it's okay if you don't let me come. No matter what, the second son will definitely come to you if he doesn't see you." Xiaoping supported him to prevent him from falling.
"..." Second son, are you brown sugar?
Su Ran fell on the bed miserably: "Just say I'm still sleeping when you come."
"Yes, young master." Xiaoping rolled her eyelids, this young master is indeed a bit different, has he forgotten how dangerous it is to be asleep in front of the second young master?
Xiaoping firmly believed that if anyone was tortured so much and got angry because of it, even if he lost his memory to the point where he didn't even recognize his parents, he would never forget it.As for how to toss, that's the private matter of the two of them, so don't go into it.
So Xiaoping backed out full of doubts.
Su Ran watched Xiaoping close the door, first rolled a few times on the bed, and then sat cross-legged in the middle of the bed in a meditation posture.Because now there is a very serious problem that is tormenting the kind-hearted him, that is, what kind of attitude should he face Young Master Bai Muzhi.
If it's too cold, it seems a little sorry for myself. It seems that this man and Bai Muzhi don't have physical contact; if it's too cold, it seems a little sorry for Bai Muzhi. After all, Tao Qin said that the relationship between the two The windows are covered with paper, and there is no need to be as cold as winter.
Why have I been so troubled since I woke up?The patient should not have to think about anything to recuperate the body at ease, what kind of life am I, sigh.
"Young master, do you want to take a bath?" Xiao Ping waited for Tan Ran to eat dinner, and stood at the door, asking cautiously.
"Okay." Although it was cold, but the strange feeling on his body made him agree.I don't want that Bai Muzhi to disturb my mood!Tsundere face.
After taking a comfortable bath, he lay on the bed and thought about life... Shit, what is there to think about.
In fact, he was cursing the god, out of tune!
Alas, that guy brought me here just like that, and arranged for a man for me, how will I live in the future!Then Yan Ran laid out a few more layers of mattresses, pancakes on the already soft bed.
This branding lasted half the night.
After a night of tossing and turning, the result is two dark circles under the eyes.So the next day when Xiaoping came to help him wash up, he was taken aback.
"Little son, what's the matter with you?"
"It's okay, I'm okay..." Even if he was killed, he wouldn't say that he finally fell asleep but had a sexual dream. He was still with a man, and he was still down below, and he was very willing to cooperate in the dream.I don't even say T_T
Xiaoping didn't say anything more, helped him up and dressed him.
"Xiao Ping, how tall are you?" Seeing that Xiao Ping's head reached the bridge of his nose, Kun Ran sighed deeply that Xiao Ping was still quite tall.
"You once measured it for your servant and said it was sixteen apples high." Xiaoping said with a smile.
Measure your height with an apple, do you think you are hellokitty!Why don't you measure it with pomegranate seeds!By the way, what kind of head was this person before!What a head!
But wait a minute, there is no improved version of super-large apples these days, and an ordinary apple is less than 10 centimeters long. In terms of the surrounding facilities, this little girl is only 1.5 meters six, so I am only 1.7 meters long?Damn god, can you give me a chance to attack me a little higher!
Wait a minute, why did I expect to counterattack in the future?No, no, you have to be sober, you are a rotten boy, not a gay, please calm down, remember that your first goal is to get a girl who loves you, and this second son is only the second choice!Although this is a bit immoral, it can be straight.
Stretching out his arms, fluttering continuously in the wind...
"Young master, are you still wearing your coat?"
"...Wear it." Will I freeze to death if I don't wear more clothes in this cold weather?Grieving and indignant, he stretched out his hand into the complicated clothes: "Is the second son taller than me?"
"It's about a head taller than you...Actually, we all think it's okay." Xiaoping comforted him.
"Woo..." I knew I shouldn't have hoped. In this setting, besides the dwarf, who else would be shorter than me, and even Tao Qin was taller than me.
This limp body doesn't look like someone who knows martial arts, and now my height is much lower than others. After all, it's strange that I have a face that is 1.9 meters tall.Doesn't this mean that I am undoubtedly a sufferer!Although I expected it a long time ago, how could the reality be so cruel.
Let me go tragically.
"Don't worry, little boy, you will still grow taller. Today the kitchen has prepared your favorite bitter gourd egg yolk rolls. You should wash up quickly." Xiaoping always felt that the person in front of her was a little strange, and the number of times she was in a daze increased sharply compared to before. high.
"Okay." What kind of weird food is that, I don't like bitter melon!And how do you roll it up!Egg roll with bitter gourd or bitter gourd with egg?
Su Ran walked slowly towards the central hall, secretly hoping that someone would eat that shocking dish.
But he forgot that the dish was specially made for him, and no one would know how to eat it... In fact, no one wanted to eat it.Especially Tao Qin was the only one at the dinner table, and when he saw him coming, he pushed the plate of food towards him.
The so-called bitter melon egg yolk rolls are actually bitter melon split in half and steamed with egg yolk liquid. Do you think you are in COS egg tarts?
So I ate the green, oily and yellow bitter gourd egg yolk roll, silently crying kelp tears in my heart, dying of bitterness.
"Xiao Ping, tell the kitchen, I've decided to eat more in the future." Su Ran put on a show.
"Yes, young master."
"It's rare that you don't want to be unique." Tao Qin said with a smile.
"Is the original me eating this kind of food just to be different?" That's too boring.
"Correct answer."
"..." Although it's been less than a day since he woke up yesterday, Li Ran was completely speechless to the original owner of this body.
I won't be surprised by any strange habits.
"Speaking of which, are you still dizzy?" After Tao Qin finished joking, he remembered that the person in front of him was still unconscious on the bed yesterday.
"I wasn't dizzy at first, but now I feel like I just want to die." Tan Ran raised his forehead.
"Are you really amnesia?" Tao Qin's eyes widened, and the eyes were shining.
"Why don't you think so? It's still pretending." A white eye flew away.
"You have pretended many times before, but the punishment is severe." Tao Qin covered his mouth and smiled.
"Punishment? What punishment?" Punishment to stand?Copy the family law?Slapstick?Close the black house?Facing the wall and thinking about it?Or top ten torture?
"You were spanked by Bai Muzhi the first time."
"He treats me as a child!"
Tao Qin just smiled and said nothing.Su Ran was a little irritable.
"Young master, you were a child at that time, when you were nine years old." Xiaoping replied calmly while standing aside.
"That makes sense...but Xiaoping, how do you know everything?"
"The butler, Uncle Luo, said that if he wanted to serve the young master, he must know everything about you, so he told the servants everything from the moment you entered the mansion."
So the butler, you are a big speaker...
Tao Qin covered his mouth and smiled, looking at him helplessly, but obviously the other party didn't intend to stop the kind ridicule.
After the meal, all the serving maids left, and Yan Ran and Tao Qin sat in the middle hall chatting.
"Why didn't you see Master and Madam?" Su suddenly changed the subject.
"Mother went to the Qingjing Temple yesterday, and it will take a few days to come back. If it is father, I probably went to that man's place a few days ago. I go there once every two months and stay for about half a month." Tao Qin was drinking scented tea, carelessly nodding.
man?
Su Ran's eyes widened, is there still passion to be tapped at this time?What is the visual sense of this kind of Tanmei text?Sure enough, I have seen too much?
Tao Qin looked at Tan Ran with a half-smile.
"Why go once every two months?" Su Ran tried hard to suppress the excitement of discovering some secret in his heart.
"I don't know, maybe I miss you?"
"Then let him move here to live?"
"Maybe it's not very convenient."
……
What kind of relationship would you miss so much that you need to meet once every two months and stay for more than ten days?Father and son?brother? ……lover?
"Madam offering incense, I can understand why you are so calm, but master go...cough cough..." Su Ran helplessly supported his forehead.
"Isn't this known to everyone, so there is no need to cover it up." Tao Qin interrupted him, waved his hands with a smile and said, "Also, I need to call my parents."
Your face is quite alluring, but please have a serious expression!You are always smiling like this, which reminds me of the strange Shumai and strange aunts who abduct children in the 21st century.And what kind of master is this!Are you gay?Is it really gay?The kids are in their twenties and still want to be gay?
Why?Are they in their twenties?
"How old are they two?" The mother must be over twenty, otherwise the master will dress like a real lady.
"Jingzhi 26, Bai Muzhi 23."
"That, that, that, that, me, me, two... 21?"
Speaking of this age...
Su Ran glanced at Xiaoping at the door, full of complaints: He also said that I will grow taller, and I won't grow much when I am 21!
My heart of a boy who has gone through hardships.
"That's right, brother." Tao Qin teased him.
"... Bah." Li Shiran got up, flung his sleeves and went back to the room.
A moment later he was lying on the bed.
"Young master, do you want to rest for a while?"
"Well, you can also go to rest, I will call you if something happens."
"Yes."
Xiaoping retreated, lying on the bed suddenly, thinking about the information she got from Tao Qin and Xiaoping during the period after waking up, and sorting out the relationship between the characters by the way.
In this Bai family, the master probably... likes men; the wife believes in Buddhism, so she shouldn't be too fierce; ... My future man is just not sure about the relationship, so why does Tao Qin want me to be called father and mother?Am I a godson?
Why?I don't seem to have asked what this place is for, have I?Hmm... still have to continue to inquire...
After thinking about it, it was almost noon, and Bai Muzhi was about to come back.
"Yan Ran, Jingzhi and the others are coming back, shall we wait in the front yard?" Tao Qin, who was thrown off by Yan Ran after breakfast, wanted to take Yan Ran to the front yard with great dedication.
"I won't go." Yun Ran groaned for a while, because she didn't prepare well mentally, she just stayed on the bed and refused to move.
"Why, if one of Bai Mu came in and saw you, he would be so happy that his limbs twitched."
"That's epilepsy...and it's none of my business whether he's happy or not. I'm still sleepy and I need to sleep."
"Then, even if you don't wait for him, you have to get up and eat, aren't you hungry?"
Who said I'm not hungry, will you not be hungry after two bites of breakfast?
But at this critical moment...
"...not hungry." If you are hungry, you will be dragged to the front yard.
"Young master, you will feel bad if you don't eat. Xiaoping is earnest.
"If you don't eat, you won't eat." Playing tricks.
In this way, Xiaoping and Tao Qin stood by the bed and tried to persuade them for almost a stick of incense, but they refused to let go, turned over when they were bored, and went away as an ostrich under the blanket.
"Well, just wait for Bai Muzhi to come back and let him come to you by himself." Tao Qin finally gave up, and went to meet his man with happy steps.
"Wait..." Hearing that the second young master was coming, he suddenly stood up and wanted to stop Tao Qin, but unfortunately the latter had already galloped away.
"Young master, it's okay if you don't let me come. No matter what, the second son will definitely come to you if he doesn't see you." Xiaoping supported him to prevent him from falling.
"..." Second son, are you brown sugar?
Su Ran fell on the bed miserably: "Just say I'm still sleeping when you come."
"Yes, young master." Xiaoping rolled her eyelids, this young master is indeed a bit different, has he forgotten how dangerous it is to be asleep in front of the second young master?
Xiaoping firmly believed that if anyone was tortured so much and got angry because of it, even if he lost his memory to the point where he didn't even recognize his parents, he would never forget it.As for how to toss, that's the private matter of the two of them, so don't go into it.
So Xiaoping backed out full of doubts.
Su Ran watched Xiaoping close the door, first rolled a few times on the bed, and then sat cross-legged in the middle of the bed in a meditation posture.Because now there is a very serious problem that is tormenting the kind-hearted him, that is, what kind of attitude should he face Young Master Bai Muzhi.
If it's too cold, it seems a little sorry for myself. It seems that this man and Bai Muzhi don't have physical contact; if it's too cold, it seems a little sorry for Bai Muzhi. After all, Tao Qin said that the relationship between the two The windows are covered with paper, and there is no need to be as cold as winter.
Why have I been so troubled since I woke up?The patient should not have to think about anything to recuperate the body at ease, what kind of life am I, sigh.
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