long road

"Hey Bai Muzhi, I want to pee." Su Ran woke up in the middle of the night and rubbed his head against Bai Muzhi.

"I'm going to get the chamber pot." Bai Muzhi rolled over and got out of bed, took the chamber pot, and helped Tan Ran up to let him kneel beside the bed: "My son, I can see that I helped you untie your pants."

"No, please just untie it for a while and let me pee normally, okay?"

"No, what if the snake demon comes out?" It seemed to be immune, and stood still.

"Then untie one hand, just one hand." Su Ran continued to act cute, although she really didn't want to do this, but it was very lethal.

"No." Bai Muzhi wasn't very afraid of the appearance of the snake demon, but petting a bird was really rare.

"..." Su Ran was speechless and could only say: "That's fine, you have to turn around later."

Bai Muzhi nodded, and with excitement, he untied the belt of Yan Ran's underwear, and helped him adjust the angle to the spout, very gently!

During this process, Yan Ran closed his eyes and gritted his teeth with a look of grief and indignation, and seriously stated that he didn't feel very nervous... Ahem, even though his little brother had already shown signs of raising his head.

Bai Muzhi held back a smile and turned around.Looks like overwhelming that is just around the corner.

Please allow him to look up to the sky and laugh for 3 minutes.

After a sound of water, I fell down on the bed comfortably, of course I haven't put on my pants yet.Looking back at his bold appearance, Bai Muzhi really wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare.He could only quietly help Tan Ran put on his pants and take away the chamber pot, and then continued to sleep.

The next day, Bai Muzhi woke up just after dawn, because he was swaying from side to side and doing stretching exercises with all his strength.

"Why did you wake up so early?" Bai Muzhi yawned in a disfigured manner.

"You'll know if you're tied up for a day." Su Ran pouted.

Bai Muzhi looked at Yun Ran, thinking.

"Okay, I'll untie it for you, but I have to tie one hand, and you have to follow me all day today."

While talking, he had already untied the fairy rope, only tied it to Tan Ran's right wrist, and the other end was tied to Bai Muzhi's left wrist.

It'd be great to untangle it, but wait a minute...

"Why untie it for me? Didn't you say you can't do it?" Yun Ran was dubious.

"I can guarantee that if you are under my nose, even if the snake demon comes out, I can tie it up."

"Then why can't you explain what you said last night?" Su suddenly remembered a serious matter, did he say that I was fooled, did I get touched for nothing, my little brother?

"..." Bai Muzhi pretended not to hear, and looked up to see the roof slowly moving towards the table.

"I knew it, I knew it!" Su Ran rushed over and lay on his back: "I thought it was really serious, I was so simple! How can I trust you! You are so weak, you are so stupid! Sex devil ah ah ah ah ah!"

Scratching, scratching, biting and gnawing, the fighting power is close to that of a shrew.

"Calm down, Lin'er, I promise you won't do it next time." Bai Muzhi stretched out his arms to hug him for fear that he would fall to the ground: "Besides, snakes like darkness, and besides, people tend to be less focused at night, so why don't you pay attention?" I dare not untie you."

All kinds of sophistry, if this is let go, it will definitely be a good hand at deceiving the elderly, women and children. The motherland has lost a talent.

"Despicable! You are too despicable!" After an outburst of anger, Su Ran calmed down a lot.

Anyway, it has already been touched, and no matter how crooked it is, it will not be possible to turn back time.If you suffer a loss, you have to get it back.But for the comfort of my current life, I can't retaliate against him. If I'm too narrow-minded, I'll be at a disadvantage!Su Ran glanced at Bai Muzhi, and it seemed that he was narrow-minded!Hum hum!

Su Ran selectively forgot how good he was to him, as well as his own character, and thought of Bai Muzhi's occupancy one way or another in his heart.

"Sun, are you alright?"

"No, it's okay." Waving his hand, he sighed in his heart that it's better to be free.

So it was decided, and the two began to go to dinner hand in hand, to the study room hand in hand, then to the toilet hand in hand, and finally went back to the room hand in hand to sleep.

Tao Qin went back to the clan the next day, but he didn't come back that night. Bai Jingzhi planned to go up the mountain to look for him at dawn.

"Does it have to be tied up to sleep?" Su Ran asked with watery eyes.

As a person struggling in the 21st century, being cute must be practiced well. For example, Su Ran has already reached the tenth level of being cute, and his proficiency is unparalleled in the world.

But as a man, he seldom used his miraculous skills, because he felt that it was shameless for a man to live by being cute.Although he really played too much these two days.

In fact, he didn't know that his expressionless face seemed to be showing off cuteness, and the glamorous route was not suitable at all.

Having said that, being cute can resolve many things peacefully, which is far safer than hacking and killing.You have to know that some people are very fond of this kind of thing, like Bai Muzhi, he absolutely can't take the strategy of ignoring the cuteness of Su Ran.

"I have to tie it up, I don't know what will happen if I fall asleep." Bai Muzhi is very rational even if he is not calm.

"..." Su Ran helplessly sat on the edge of the bed and hugged his legs: "I knew this would happen. You lied to me when you said you liked me and loved me. You treated me like this before you got it. It would be better for me to leave earlier, anyway, you don't care about my feelings..."

Before he finished talking, he was kissed by Bai Muzhi.

Who are you cheating on, we haven't finished solving the problem of principle yet, why are you kissing, what are you kissing, you are so weak!

Su Ran kicked Bai Muzhi's lower abdomen, um... Don't worry, he didn't use much force.

"Oh, Tan'er, why are you so cruel? If you kick me, the rest of your life will be over." Bai Muzhi grabbed Tan Ran's leg and pressed him down.

"Your copper ribs and iron skin are thicker than the city wall and can kick you unless I am a peerless expert, and I must be of the strong type! Besides, your lower body has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of my life." Su Ran rolled his eyelids, yes The current posture is very opinionated: "Hey, men and women can't understand whether you can accept it, get up quickly, and destroy people's innocence."

"Why do you say that, you and I are already husband and wife, how can we be innocent?" Bai Muzhi's expression did not change and his heart skipped a beat.

"Bah! If you believe you, there will be a ghost. If you are a husband and wife, I'd better let the snake demon come out as soon as possible, so you two can make out."

"Yu'er..."

What is the reason for such resentment!Forget it, forget it, this bad debt is all on that old man Yuelao.

"Get up, don't you want to tie it up, wait until I lie down in a comfortable position and then tie it up." Lian suddenly lay down and adjusted his posture, and after a while: "Okay, let's tie it up."

Bai Muzhi obediently tied him up, and then slept with his wife in his arms as usual.

Bai Jingzhi set off at dawn, and ran to the back of the mountain in a hurry, but never came back.So Yan Ran and Bai Muzhi could only lead different lives.

This is five days...

"Mo Zhi, if this continues, I'm going to die." At noon that day, the voice of Yan Ran spread out on the stone table was hopeless.

"It will be fine when they come back. Immortal Tao must have a solution after living for so long." Bai Muzhi has also been tortured enough these days, his voice is full of exhaustion.

I have been on full alert for five or six days without being able to relax for a minute, and the gods have to rest.

"Why don't you clean up the stone prison and lock me there. Didn't you say that the gate of the stone prison is made of thousand-year-old cold iron, and there is a trapping dragon formation that even gods can trap?" Su Ran Said: "This way we both won't have to work hard."

The moment Su Ran uttered these words, he felt that he was very great. Suffering for others, at first glance, was the behavior of a great man.

"No, it's too cold in the stone prison, and you're not a snake demon, why are you being wronged like that?"

"But if you go on like this, you're going to collapse, and I think I'm going to collapse too." Su Ran walked over and lay on Bai Muzhi's back: "Think about it, let me out when they come back and find a way."

Bai Muzhi remained silent, because he felt that what Tan Ran said was reasonable, but he really couldn't bear to shut him up.

"Okay, that's the decision. I'll ask Xiaoping to prepare the bedding, and you'll ask someone to clean up the stone prison."

"No need, we're back." Tao Qin's voice came from a distance.

After a while, Bai Jingzhi and Tao Qin appeared in front of them.

"You guys are back, how are you?" Yun Ran jumped up and hugged Tao Qin, with tears streaming down his face, "We're going to die if this goes on."

"The patriarch was away two days ago, and he only came back yesterday afternoon. I had to ask for clarification, so I delayed my return until today." Tao Qin comforted Yun Ran like a big brother: "The patriarch has already told me that there is a way. But it’s hard to say whether it will work or not.”

"A dead horse has to be a living horse doctor, do you have any specific requirements?" Su Ran maintained an attitude of earnestly studying.

"Of course, it is actually very dangerous to do so, because if you are not careful, your soul will sleep forever." Tao Qin looked serious.

...This is too dangerous, if this is the case, I would rather Bai Muzhi tie me up all the time!

In an instant, Yun Ran had the intention to retreat, and dragged Bai Muzhi and ran away.

"What's the matter?" Bai Muzhi was dragged into a daze.

"Didn't you hear that? Maybe I'll tell you if you understand. Are you going to live together with the snake demon after killing me? You should tie me up."

"Tao Qin scares you. He always uses this set of words every time. It's so serious that no one can live." Bai Muzhi poured him a cup of tea, his tone was as if he had gone through thousands of trials and hardships.

"..." Su Ran took a sip of tea and said, "Then shall we go back and continue listening?"

"No, they'll be here in a while."

That's good, of course, it's still quite cold outside in early spring, okay? It's so refreshing to hide in the house and warm up by the fire.So Yan Ran started to find something to pass the time, and waited for Tao Qin to come to him to continue talking.

On the other hand, Tao Qin who ran away suddenly.

"Why did he run away?" Tao Qin froze on the spot.

"I was scared by you." Bai Jingzhi really had nothing to do with him: "Let's go, go to Muzhi's place."

The two of them were not in a hurry, they walked slowly towards the Jiaoyue Pavilion.

At this time, Yan Ran was throwing fans to play, and there was no one in the bucket in the distance, but there were many fans lying on the side, ahem... this is not accurate, if you play hoops, you are the boss' favorite The kind of person who made it clear that he was giving money.

Of course, Tan Ran doesn't really want to play this kind of game that exposes his weaknesses, but he is bored, so Bai Muzhi's fan is placed in a conspicuous place, and there are many more.

Ahem... It's much more environmentally friendly than Qingwen's fan tearing.