Two or three whispers

Qi Laishuo has very few holidays, and he has to go back to work on the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, but it is very cool for a while. Teachers have the same holidays as students, so they can wait until after New Year's Day to work, which makes Qi Laishuo very envious.On the fifth day of the lunar new year, he had to go back to work. Qi Laishuo seized the few days he had and gave himself a good vacation, because he had enough fun before he could go back to work.So a particularly funny thing happened during this period, and it is estimated that this thing can be used to laugh for a lifetime.On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, Qi Laishuo went to a party with friends. After chatting and having fun, he naturally drank a lot of wine. Many people got drunk at the end, and then began to complain about life.There was a girl among them who suddenly burst into tears, saying that her boyfriend, who was about to get married, suddenly changed his mind and found a mistress. She loved him very much, but she didn't know how to keep him.People who were drunk began to comfort her and give her advice. Chai Wu'an poured wine into her mouth, scolded her for being stupid, she couldn't even look down on a man, and then said, "You can get pregnant, but he can't." You are married, I must marry you.The girl cried until she fell asleep but didn't really listen to it. The drunk sitting next to her and Qi Laishuo, who lived in the future, listened to it. They thought it was a very good way to tie him down, so, In the blink of an eye, Qi Laishuo disappeared from everyone's eyes.

Qi Laishuo came out of the restaurant unsteadily, stood on the side of the road and waved to hail a taxi, struggled to name an address, and fell asleep in the back seat of the taxi.After driving to the destination, the driver took a lot of effort to wake him up. After thinking for a long time in a daze, he finally remembered what he was going to do, paid the fare and got out of the car.He bent down and walked into the grass in front of a residential house, then took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.Just as soon as he fell asleep, he was woken up by his phone. Fortunately, his phone number was set to Mute.He got on the phone in a daze and asked: "Hey, Pi Shuo, why are you still up so late?" Qi Laisuo answered him with his tongue out: "Shh... I... I'm in front of your house..." After a while Immediately sat up, got out of bed, and asked: "Have you been drinking?" "Hey, come out quickly, I have something important to tell you!" "Stay there, I'll go out immediately." After finishing speaking, he hung up Call, put on your coat and go out.Wow, it's so cold, I really don't know what this person is doing in the cold weather.I looked around, but found no one, so I had to dial the phone again. At the moment I dialed, I heard the ringtone from the grass opposite, and squatted in the wrong place together, and squatted at the door of someone's house.He walked over quickly and pulled the person who was squatting there up, ho, he smelled of alcohol all over his body. "Hey little fish!" Qi Laishuo buried his head in Xu Yu's neck, rubbing back and forth. "Why did you drink so much wine? Why did you come here? Huh?" Qi Laisuo muttered for a while and didn't know what he was talking about. After a while, he woke him up, and finally he remembered himself again. task, hugged Xuyu and shouted: "I'm pregnant!" Xuyu quickly covered his mouth, "Be quiet in the middle of the night," he reacted as soon as he finished speaking, and asked dumbfoundedly: "Ah? What do you mean?" What?" Qi Laisuo said again: "I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! Can you hear me clearly?" "Ah? Hahahaha..." It seems that this person is really drunk, and I don't know him What do you think, hahaha it's really funny.He took out his mobile phone and called a car to take him to the hotel.Along the way, he kept muttering that he was pregnant, which made the driver laugh and ask how much he drank, or if it was the first time he met a man who drank and said he was pregnant.I couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, so I could only comfort him and say, "Yes, yes, you are pregnant, I know, go to sleep." When we got to the hotel, we had to work hard to clean him up, so we couldn't go back so late. If I go back, I don't feel relieved to let him here alone, and I also rest here.Lying on the bed half asleep and half awake, Qi Laishuo was still muttering that he was pregnant, so he patted him on the back to lull him to sleep, then touched his face, "What a fool, if I want to conceive, I will be pregnant too." ah."

Early the next morning, when Qi Laishuo woke up with a splitting headache, he was obviously unable to react when he saw the unfamiliar environment and the moment lying beside him. When I woke up, I went to a party with my friends, but what happened later?Drink too much?Xu Yu also woke up following his movements, propped his body up on his elbows and glanced at him, then started laughing loudly, and fell down on the bed laughing again.Qi Laishuo was even more dazed, his head was buzzing and he was about to explode, but he still couldn't remember what happened.Xu Yu took out his phone with a smile, pulled out a video and threw it to him, "Look for yourself, what did you say yesterday?! Hahahaha..." Then he laughed violently again.In the video, Qi Laisuo was lying on the bed with a blushing face, holding Xu Yu's hand and kept saying that he was pregnant, and even asked him to touch his belly, and Xu Yu said that he was not pregnant, but he still didn't believe it, saying that his stomach was like this When he was older, he was not pregnant, and then he cried, asking if you don't want me anymore, and Xu Yu could only comfort him by saying yes, you are pregnant, and then he held Xu Yu's hand and fell asleep peacefully.Qi Laisho's head is full of black lines. Is he the man in the video who breaks through the limits of nature without integrity?What a shame?Qi Laishuo threw away the phone and buried himself with the quilt, he was ashamed to see others, fortunately he only had a moment to see such a stupid self.Hahaha... After a while, he kicked someone who was huddled together, "Fuck, come out, don't bore the baby in your belly." Hearing this, Qi Laishuo shrank back under the quilt again, "I'll kill you!" I can't come out anymore, let me suffocate to death!!" "Haha... come out quickly, idiot, doesn't your head hurt?" Qi Laishuo just unfolded the quilt, his face was already blushing from the suffocation. "It's so stupid..." Xuyou sighed, Qi Laishuo covered his face with his hands again, and Xuyu pulled his hands away, rubbing his temples and forehead for him, "Okay, I won't make fun of you anymore, we call Come up early to eat, and take a break after eating, help me get some clothes to wear." Qi Laisuo rubbed his palm and opened his eyes and asked, "Why do you need clothes?" "Isn't someone running around in the middle of the night?" Looking for me at someone’s door, did I come out in a hurry without even changing my clothes?!” Qi Laisuo smiled and kissed him with narrowed eyes, “Our little fish is so nice, I’m so cute!” Pushing him away, "Your mouth stinks, hurry up and wash up!" "No, rub it for me a little longer." Even though Xu Yu urged him to go, his subordinates continued to rub him without stopping.

After breakfast, they changed their clothes again, and the two of them got tired of being together for a while before reluctantly going back to their respective homes. Before parting, they agreed to go back early, so Qi Laishuo sent him home with confidence, and then went home to catch up on sleep and prepare Fly back to work tomorrow.A new year and a new beginning, the right flight path will be found after a while, and it is time for the plane to get ready to take off after resting for a long time.On the fifth day after Qi Laisho returned to G City, Xu Yu returned to G City early on the pretext of preparing lessons for the students in advance.The school is not in session, so they lived in Qi Laisuo's house for a while, and Xiao Yu'er and Shou Pishuo finally realized their wish to be together every day.

After two people have been together for a long time, getting along has become a habit, becoming more and more comfortable, more and more compatible, and the shape of the soul is more and more similar.Going back to the teacher's apartment to live on his own after school started, he became unaccustomed to it. Qi Laishuo also felt that there was less place to live for a while, and he had no expectation to go home.So, finally on this day, taking advantage of the sunshine, the two officially decided to live together.The two of them did not choose the place where Qi Laisuo lived, nor did they choose the place where Yuyu lived. Instead, they discarded the old and picked up the new, and chose a new residence not far from the teaching school of Xuyu.Re-choosing a place is because Qi Laishuo’s original residence is not close to the school where Xuyu teaches; second, it’s not easy for two people to live together in the school’s teacher’s apartment; It is better than before, and there are more opportunities to show their fists, and an important reason is that the new job is very close to the school where Yu Yu teaches; in the end, both of them hope to celebrate the beginning of their new life with a new residence.

Neither of them had any particularly close friends in the city, so after the move, they just ate a big meal by themselves to celebrate.The new residence is in a school district. Although it is expensive, it has a good environment.There is no noise and pollution, and the students who go to and from school are running around happily, and the fruit shop downstairs always sells fresh fruits.I am more and more used to hugging and falling asleep, and I am more and more used to waking up in the morning with the other person by my side.Then you realize that life is just like that.I arrived home one step ahead of you, and put on comfortable and spacious home clothes. Today, I will cook. I turn on the TV and watch the latest TV series while choosing dishes.You are back, I smiled at you and handed you a glass of warm water.After you change your clothes, sit next to me and help me choose vegetables.I focus on TV dramas and forget to care about you, and you don't get annoyed.Later, I came to my senses and felt that I couldn't ignore you like this, so I smiled at you again.You say, I'm so hungry.So, I abandoned the TV series and went to cook.You turned the TV to the sports channel, and I poked my head out and said, you are annoying, please switch the channel back to me, I haven't finished watching it yet.You grinned at me, and I decided not to argue with you.Listening to the gurgling of soup in the kitchen, the enthusiastic cheers of the football game audience on the TV in the living room, the subtle conversations of people walking in the park not far from the kitchen window, and the happy laughter of the children, I feel that life is just like this.

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Hahahaha, this chapter is very fun~ Brother Shuo laughed to death~