When the cannon fodder meets the hero

Although it is already spring in the frontier border between Daxiao and Beidi, the spring breeze in March is still a bit chilly!

This place is already close to the extreme north. Even in spring, the willows are only slightly green, and the grass is still yellow in large areas.

As the saying goes: Why should the Qiang flute blame the willows, the spring breeze does not pass Yumen Pass!That's it!

It's not like the green willows in the capital city where the spring is full of shade, and it's not like the prosperous spring in Yunnan all the year round!

In the palace, on the steps at the entrance of a certain hall, an old man and a young man were sitting lazily. The two of them were looking at the square sky in the same posture with their hands on their chins!

The old one, who looked about 50 years old, was dressed in a black-gray cotton robe, and his skin was slightly dark, but there was a faint light in his small smiling eyes. He looked like an extremely shrewd person!

And the young man who sat side by side with the old man was only about twenty years old, with a pair of big peach blossom eyes sparkling, and a bright red tear mole under his left eye, which added a little bit to this already stunning face. Very charming!

The boy was slightly thinner, dressed in a bright yellow brocade jacket, with a circle of snow-white fox fur on the cuffs and collar, making the boy's face smaller and more delicate, but his face was a little paler than ordinary people's!

The old and the young who are bored looking at the sky are the Miao village ghost doctor and Mu Yunxi who have been pent up in this palace for more than a year!

"Little guy! I'm leaving, old man!"

Hearing the strange old man said that he wanted to leave, Mu Yunxi was stunned, and quickly asked: "Why? You live well here, why do you want to leave all of a sudden?"

The strange old man reached out and rubbed Mu Yunxi's soft hair, and said with a smile: "The old man is used to running around. I have lived with you for almost three years, and it is time to go out for a walk! Besides, the old man I have already passed on all my skills to you, and I have nothing to teach you in the future!"

"Don't go, old man! You're gone, I'm the only one left here! How boring I am! Besides, I'll miss you too!"

The strange old man smiled, pouted his lips in the direction of a certain study room, and teased: "Why do you think I'm a bad old man! If you have the time, why don't you think about those three people?" What happened! But don’t make them unhappy again, or they will be ruined again!”

Mu Yunxi's face was reddish, and he didn't respond, but gave the old man a blank look in embarrassment.

This strange old man is really good at poking people's feet, it's like picking which pot if you don't open it!

Eyeballs rolled around, Mu Yunxi's eyes lit up, and he immediately took his heart into consideration, smiled and hugged the old man's shoulders, put on a good brother and said: "Old man, take me with you! "

The strange old man raised his eyebrows and gave Mu Yunxi a sideways look, then pulled Mu Yunxi's arm away angrily, rolled his eyes at Mu Yunxi and said, "You can pull me down! Those three Young people are not easy to mess with at first glance! One is the Emperor Wu of the Great Xiao, the other is the Great Chanyu of Beidi, and the other is the King of Yunnan who covers the sky with one hand, I can't afford to provoke any of them! Little bastard, you Forgive me, old man, I still want to live two more years!"

Mu Yunxi rolled his eyes and curled his lips, but he still had a flattering expression on his face, and he quickly flattered: "Oh! Look at what you said! Who are you? You are the famous Miao village ghost doctor, Can't you deal with those three hairy kids? You just don't want to argue with them! Besides, what's the relationship between the two of us! It's just a matter of begging Ziyi to marry Jinlan or something! You are so righteous, Can you really have the heart to leave me behind or what? Buddy, say no!"

Mu Yunxi said a lot of nonsense, and the old man couldn't help but twitch his eyes when he said it, but he was actually praised by this sweet-mouthed little guy for two to five to eighty thousand!

"Don't do this! Old man, I don't like you! But...it's not impossible to take you away, but we have to find the right opportunity, and don't let those three little brats catch me again!"

"Righteousness!"

Nodding in agreement, Mu Yunxi gave the strange old man a thumbs up!

This two people, the old and the young, are thinking how smart they are conspiring together, but they don't know that there are a large number of secret guards hiding in the dark around the palace, and the corners of their eyes are twitching!

There is not even time for a stick of incense. At the moment, Emperor Wu Xiao Mingjue is in the study, Buzhigude is dealing with complicated matters in Beidi, and Du Xiu is enjoying tea while listening to his subordinates report on the situation in Yunnan , everyone knows about Mu Yunxi's "running away from home"!

Almost at the same moment, the three of them pursed their lips and smiled at the same time. Even the words in their mouths were completely different by coincidence!

Emperor Wu Xiao Mingjue smiled coldly: "Want to run? Beautiful thinking!"

Du Xiu shook his head helplessly: "Qing'er, you are really worrying!"

Briggood narrowed his eyes slightly, and stroked his stubbled chin with his thumb and index finger: "Amu, dishonesty will be punished..."

Mu Yunxi, who was sitting on the steps, suddenly shivered without warning. For no reason, he felt the chill behind his back, and his whole body was covered with goose bumps!

Fuck!Why Mao has a bad feeling! ╯﹏╰

In a few days...

"Hey! Blame the old man for crawling faster... oops...you stepped on my clothes..."

"Little bastard, please keep your voice down!"

Under a certain wall on the outer wall of the palace, an old man and a young man are pushing and crawling out of a dog hole, chatting from time to time!

All the hidden guards twitched their eyes, watching those two live treasures toss: _! ...

The dog hole was narrow and small, which meant that the old man and Mu Yunxi were both small, so they could barely crawl through it!

After the two live treasures were covered in ashes, Mu Yunxi and the strange old man finally crawled out!

Then, the old and the young were immediately tragic! ! !

There were three pairs of black boots that looked very expensive at first glance. It goes without saying that there are people who can afford such good boots!

Xiao Mingjue, Du Xiu, and Buzhigude looked at the two live treasures in front of them with half-smiles. Although no one spoke, Mu Yunxi was so scared that he almost peed his pants!

"You...you...you...you...I...I..."

Pointing at the three tall men in front of him and hesitating for a long time, Mu Yunxi was so frightened that he couldn't even speak a whole sentence!

"Brother! You can solve it yourself! I still have something to do, old man, so... let's go first!"

The strange old man rolled his eyeballs, thinking that the hero would not suffer the immediate loss, so he left a few words, and then, very unjustly, he ran faster than a rabbit, and disappeared in a blink of an eye!

When Mu Yunxi saw that the strange old man had left him behind and disappeared, he jumped up angrily, pointed tremblingly in the direction where the strange old man disappeared, and cursed: "Damn old man! You are too...not...fighting...righteous ..."

Seeing the three tall men in front of him looking at him with half-smiles, Mu Yunxi's scolding voice became smaller and smaller, and his momentum became weaker and weaker.

A drop of cold sweat inexplicably slid down his head, Mu Yunxi twitched the corner of his mouth weakly, and his timid legs began to go weak!

Xiao Mingjue's eyes narrowed into dangerous arcs, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, he said to Mu Yunxi in a playful voice, "Xi'er, where are you going? How could you leave without saying hello!"

"I...I...I...just...just want...to get out...to breathe...I..."

Mu Yunxi covered his forehead depressedly, he felt that if he lived with Xiao Mingjue any longer, he would definitely stutter!

(All the hidden guards watching the excitement: Tsk tsk tsk, master is mighty!)

"Qing'er, you don't mean to run away, do you? Running away is a capital offense!"

This time it was Du Xiu who spoke.

Du Xiu was smiling all over his face, but if he looked carefully, the smile didn't reach his eyes at all!

"I'm not...I really...really didn't run away! Du Xiu...you...you have to believe me...I didn't..."

Du Xiu's strong brows raised irresistibly lightly, showing the look of "I believe you are the only ghost"!

Seeing that the situation in front of him was too unfavorable for him, Mu Yunxi quickly looked at Buzhigude for help, and his pitiful little eyes were full of helplessness!

Buzhigude looked distressed, but in order to prevent Amu from thinking about running away in the future, he could only bite the bullet and pretend not to see, and sincerely wanted to give Mu Yunxi a small punishment!

Sighing softly, Burigude made a look of embarrassment, and said helplessly: "Ah...Amu, of course you will be punished if you do something wrong! I can't help you this time either! "

Now, Mu Yunxi was completely desperate!

Falling into the hands of these three "demons", it would be strange for him to be successful!

No!

He can't just sit and wait for death, even if he dies, he can't let others squeeze him anymore, he has to die with dignity!

Mu Yunxi rolled his eyes, and suddenly pointed behind the three men and shouted: "There are flying saucers!"

The three men didn't understand what the flying saucer Mu Yunxi was talking about, so they turned around curiously.

Then, taking advantage of the moment the men turned around, Mu Yunxi grabbed the little burden on his body, and was about to run away in a hurry!

However, the ideal is plump, but the reality is terribly skinny!

Before Mu Yunxi could even take a step, a big hand grabbed the back of his neck!

"Want to run away? It seems that Xi'er really doesn't know how to repent!"

Mu Yunxi didn't even need to turn around to know who was holding him by the collar!

Other than that tyrant Xiao Mingjue, who else is there! ! !

Mu Yunxi was slandering in his heart, but he didn't know that the three men behind him looked at each other, and then raised the corners of their mouths, clearly reaching some kind of consensus secretly!

(Du Xiu: The little guy always wants to run, but he just needs to clean up!

Xiao Mingjue: I agree!

Briggold: I think so too! )

Then, Mu Yunxi was sad!

After a whirlwind, Mu Yunxi was carried on Xiao Mingjue's shoulders, and then the three men swaggered back to the palace together.

At the beginning, Mu Yunxi was still struggling hard on Xiao Mingjue's shoulder, shouting "Bastard! Put me down" over and over again!

Then, after Xiao Mingjue slapped Xiao Mingjue twice on the buttocks, Mu Yunxi became completely honest.

After these two slaps, Mu Yunxi's ass was on fire, and his face was even hotter!

Xiao Mingjue, that bastard!

How dare you spank Lao Tzu's ass!

Woooooooo(┯_┯)... Nima!It hurts!

After returning to the bedroom, Mu Yunxi was thrown onto the bed by Xiao Mingjue, and Mu Yunxi was so shocked that stars shot out of his head!

Seeing the three men sneering and getting closer and closer to him, Mu Yunxi suddenly felt in a trance that those three men seemed to be "sharpening their knives at the cattle and sheep"!

Mu Yunxi shuddered in fright, all the hairs on his back stood up, and he stuttered and shouted: "You...you...what are you...what are you going to do!"

"Why? Hehe...Of course it is to teach my dear Xi'er a profound lesson, so that Xi'er can remember..."

Emperor Wu Xiao Mingjue smiled sullenly, as if his words were radiating cold air!

Although Du Xiu and Brigude didn't agree with each other, they walked towards Mu Yunxi step by step, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious!

Obviously, they all agreed with Xiao Mingjue's statement!

Then, following the sound of the fine clothes being ripped apart vigorously, Mu Yunxi's scolding sounded immediately in the dormitory!

"You three bastards... the young master must... um... ah..."

Soon, the yelling and cursing in the dormitory turned into sobbing and begging for mercy...

The author has something to say:

In other words, the author really intends to describe this "foursome" well, but the crabs on the Jinjiang River are too serious, and they will be locked at every turn. The author can only simply pass it over, speechless!

Now that the censorship on Jinjiang is so strict, how could there be no meat in Tanmei essays? If things go on like this, the authors might as well rewrite poetry and prose in the future! ()︹︺)snort