When the cannon fodder meets the hero

Yunnan, on the edge of Lijiang.

In an unusually magnificent and gorgeous house, there are lights and festoons everywhere, bright red lanterns are hung high, and many servants are rushing in and out, taking care of everything properly, lest there will be any mistakes during the wedding banquet!

And the "bride" to be married is doing something "unsightly" while the servants are busy!

Outside the dormitory with the big red happy characters on it, a man dressed in a big red gown with Xiangjin embroidered branch patterns, looked left and right, and when no one was paying attention to him, he gently moved the happy The room opened a crack in the door, and then quickly dodged and slipped in!

After half a stick of incense, the door opened a small crack again, and that sneaky figure slipped out again.

Turning around and closing the door, Mu Yunxi, who pretended nothing happened, left in a decent manner.

Mu Yunxi thought that the plan was perfect and everything was going on without anyone noticing, but he didn't realize that he made a serious mistake!

He forgot someone's existence!

An Yi, who had been hiding on the roof all this time, silently rolled his eyes, and watched the little master acting like a demon under his nose in speechless, really didn't know what to say about the little master!

Does the little master just ignore his existence like that?

Anyway, he is also the head of the dark guard, okay? He is still the kind used by the emperor!

Sigh~ little master, you deserve to be punished!

Reluctantly, he made a few gestures towards a certain corner, then An Yi stretched lazily, and continued to lie on the roof basking in his sun.

And from a certain corner just now, a black shadow flew out, and was ordered to make a small report on Mu Yunxi!

In this wedding, in addition to the traditional etiquette of Da Xiao, many local ethnic minority marriage rules were also added.

There were a lot of people who came to the wedding, basically all of them were locals from Yunnan, and there were many tourists passing by.

But the strangest thing about this wedding was that there were as many as four brides and grooms, and all of them were men!

The three grooms were dressed in bright red wedding clothes embroidered with different patterns, and wore golden crowns on their heads.

One is with sword-browed eyebrows and is not angry and prestige, the other is handsome and cool, and the last one is extremely tall and has extraordinary appearance!

The three men each have their own characteristics, but they all have the same face, like a crown, a jade phoenix, and a dragon!

Fortunately, the local people in Yunnan are simple and honest. The guests who came to watch the ceremony, apart from being a little surprised at the beginning, did not have any bad remarks or things happened!

And that newlywed, even though she is also a man, her appearance is much more beautiful than that of a woman!

Although no makeup is applied on the face, the eyebrows are still unpainted and the lips are not dyed but vermilion. Every frown and smile is full of amorous feelings!

A pair of big peach-blossom eyes are shining brightly on the face, and the bright red cinnabar mole under the left eye is even more charming. Coupled with the deep and shallow dimples on the white cheeks, it is really worthy of beauty and delicious food. These two words!

"Bride" Mu Yunxi is wearing a bright red wedding gown. The golden embroidered patterns reflect the dazzling brilliance in the sun. The drape of the gown is excellent. There are layers of complicated styles, but there is no sense of cumbersomeness .

The smooth black hair flutters on the slightly thin shoulders. There is no crown or hairpin, and it is only half-tied casually with a red ribbon. With the colorful garlands woven by local girls with ingenuity, the whole person looks amazing. Like the fairy who wants to ride the wind to go home, she is so beautiful that she is not like ordinary people!

The red brocade carpet had been laid early, and the ladies standing on both sides were holding flower baskets, and scattered them in a rain of flowers.

"Bride" Mu Yunxi walked up the red carpet with lotus steps, step by step towards the three grooms who had been waiting impatiently!

This is the second time for Mu Yunxi to wear a wedding dress, and also the second time to be married as a wife. Although he has lived with those three men for more than ten years, at this moment, under everyone's attention and blessings, Mu Yunxi still felt extremely nervous, his legs were so weak that he almost fell down!

Fortunately, there was Xi Po supporting her beside her, so Mu Yunxi didn't fall and lose face!

Although the three men have known for a long time that their "lady" has always been beautiful, but the moment Mu Yunxi appeared on the red carpet just now, the three men were inevitably ruthless again by Mu Yunxi. It was a shock!

The wedding process went quite smoothly. After worshiping heaven and earth according to Da Xiao's etiquette, the running water banquet officially started, and everyone was eating and drinking so lively!

In the evening, piles of bonfires were lit on the edge of Lijiang. The passionate flames made this already joyous night even more colorful!

Everyone gathered around the bonfire, eating and drinking. The beautiful and handsome girls and boys in Yunnan were singing and dancing, and even Mu Yunxi was having a great time!

Mu Yunxi was not in good health, not long after playing, the three men accompanied their little wives back to the wedding room, and began the most anticipated part of the whole day - entering the bridal chamber!

As soon as the three men entered the wedding room with Mu Yunxi in their arms, they all anxiously wanted to get straight to the point, but Mu Yunxi struggled to break away from the clutches of the three men, and said with a smile: "Hey, hey! It’s good to be so impatient! Are you still afraid that I might run away? Have you forgotten that we haven’t drunk the Hebei wine yet!”

The men thought, yes, the little guy has already entered the bridal chamber anyway, and they really don’t believe that the little guy can escape from their palms, so why don’t they follow him and drink the Hebei wine first, and then slowly Slowly enjoy the "deliciousness" in your mouth!

Mu Yunxi giggled and picked up the jug, filled it up for his three husbands graciously, and handed it to the three of them respectively.

Then, Mu Yunxi raised his wine glass, blushed slightly and said to his three husbands with some embarrassment: "My... my... husbands, we have met each other from acquaintance to mutual acquaintance in a blink of an eye. After more than ten years, Xier thank you for your care and companionship to Xier these years, and also thank God for giving me such an adventure, so that I can be fortunate enough to have the best and most loving three-year-old in this world. What a man! Xi'er has always remembered all the kindness you have done to me over the years, today is our big day, and Xi'er will present this cup of wine to the three gentlemen to show Xi'er's gratitude and love for you!"

After saying that, Mu Yunxi drank the wine in his glass with pride, his big peach eyes sparkled.

Mu Yunxi really can't drink, and he drank a lot outside just now, and he is actually a little drunk now.

The drunken face of the little guy in front of him was so alluring that the three men almost couldn't help but turn into wolves and immediately ate him up!

Mu Yunxi's words were very sensational. If Xiao Mingjue and the others had not known his plan, they would have been fooled by this little guy in front of him!

The three men looked at each other secretly, and exchanged glances, with a hint of teasing hidden in their eyes.

"Hehehehe..."

The smile in Xiao Mingjue's eyes deepened, the corners of his lips curved slightly, he gave Mu Yunxi a meaningful look, and then he raised his head and drank the wine in the glass!

"My Qing'er has finally grown up and is sensible!"

Du Xiu gently stroked Mu Yunxi's soft hair, his eyes were full of doting, and then he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp!

"Amu is really good! I, Agud, feel that the luckiest thing in my life is to meet you!"

Briggood also happily finished his glass of wine.

Speaking of it, this was the second time Mu Yunxi and Brigude had drunk Hejiu wine.

The last time was in Beidi, when Mu Yunxi was ordered to get married!

At that time, Mu Yunxi had no feelings for Buzhigude, let alone any love, but more helplessness and resignation to fate!

But this time is different!

Because, this time, Mu Yunxi really loves Buzhigude!

Seeing that his three husbands had already finished the cup of mixed wine, the corners of Mu Yunxi's mouth curled up slightly, revealing a faint smile, and he counted in his heart: 1...2...3... …

After the three numbers passed, the three men who were still sitting in front of him, one after another, fell on the table unconscious as if they were drunk.

Mu Yunxi pinched this face carefully, patted that one's head, wanting to make sure again if these three men were really tricked!

Obviously, Mu Yunxi is quite satisfied with the result!

No matter how hard he tossed, the three men were unconscious and showed no sign of waking up!

Mu Yunxi finally let out a sigh of relief, but at this moment, he was so excited that he was dying!

Finally got it!

It took a lot of effort for Mu Yunxi to help the three tall men onto the bed. He was so tired that he was sweating, and he complained in his mouth: "Huh... a Why are all the ones tall and strong like a cow, Nima! I'm so exhausted..."

Looking at the three men lying side by side on the big red wedding bed, Mu Yunxi rubbed his little paws giggly, rolled his big peach eyes with a smile, and wondered who should be the first to have the surgery!

After complacent for a while, Mu Yunxi slapped his thigh and made a decision, starting with the stinky fart king Xiao Mingjue!

Swaggeringly climbed onto the wedding bed, Mu Yunxi grinned obscenely, like a son who came to visit a brothel!

Stretched out her white and tender little paws and pinched Xiao Mingjue's face vigorously. Mu Yunxi looked arrogant and cursed triumphantly: "Xiao Mingjue, you bastard! Don't you like the fierce young master! Let you be fierce, let You are fierce!"

"Put on a cold, dead face every day. What are you playing with my young master? Today, young master, I will deal with you first. Let's see if you dare to be arrogant again!"

After pinching Xiao Mingjue's face enough to vent his anger, Mu Yunxi shook his paws excitedly, and began to pull Xiao Mingjue's happy clothes!

Thinking that he, Mu Yunxi, could finally become a serf and sing today, Mu Yunxi was so excited!

But he forgot that there is a word called: extreme joy begets sorrow!

But this sentence is now used to describe Mu Yunxi at this moment, but it couldn't be more appropriate!

Just when Mu Yunxi was trembling and preparing to enjoy the "big meal", a big hand suddenly grabbed Mu Yunxi's slender and fair wrist!

Then, a gloomy voice came to Mu Yunxi's ear!

"Hehehehe... Xi'er is so impatient to throw herself into her arms! I didn't know that Xi'er actually favored me so much..."

Xiao Mingjue, who was supposed to be ignorant of human affairs, suddenly opened his eyes when Mu Yunxi was unprepared, and Mu Yunxi was so scared that he "crashed" at that time!

"you you you……"

With narrowed eyes and a sneer on the corner of his mouth, Xiao Mingjue looked meaningfully at Mu Yunxi's panic-stricken appearance. Regarding what the little thing in front of him had done before, Xiao Mingjue said: "If you don't clean him up, I'll be sorry for him!"

Now that Xiao Mingjue has "woke up", there is no need for Du Xiu and Buzhigude to pretend anymore!

Du Xiu opened his indifferent eyes and sat up, while Brigud lay on his side with his head on his hands, looking at Mu Yunxi's frightened little face with evil intentions.

"You...you..."

Seeing Mu Yunxi's terrified appearance, Du Xiu shook his head slightly, sighed helplessly and said, "Qing'er, you've played too hard this time!"

And Briggood also said at the right time: "Amu, your appetite is too big! There is no way, I can't help you this time either!"

Facing Du Xiu's look of hating iron for nothing, Burigold's gloating look, and the big demon Xiao Mingjue who was eyeing him, Mu Yunxi swallowed involuntarily.

broken!This time it's time to play!

Can it be good if it falls into their hands this time?

Those who don't run at this time are silly 13!

Mu Yunxi quickly turned over and got out of bed, and then ran away!

What a pity! What a pity!

As soon as he took a step, the back of his neck was once again grabbed by a big hand, and then, Mu Yunxi was ruthlessly dragged back to the spacious wedding bed by Xiao Mingjue!

"Help! Help!"

"Nimma! Let go of the young master...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Ah... I was wrong... Ah..."

"Woooooo...you...you bully people..."

Mu Yunxi yelled a few words unconvinced at first, but soon, Mu Yunxi didn't even have the strength to speak out!

Everyone's bridal chamber wedding night is unforgettable, and Mu Yunxi's is no exception!

Moreover, Mu Yunxi's bridal chamber wedding night is not just unforgettable...