bad luck in love

Chen Dalu: The two of us can't go to see you these few days. The old witch is looking for trouble, saying that if we have nothing to do and run to the gate of class 21 every day, let us stand at the gate of your class and don't have to come back.

Wei Chen: You're not late, so you have to take care of this?

Chen Dalu: Do you understand why Class 16 is called "Hell on Earth"?

Chen Dalu: @江子, don’t act like a sculpture every day, just say something

Chen Dalu: @江子@江子@江子

Chen Dalu: @沉句

Wei Chen: Depressed and sleeping, don't @ him

Chen Dalu: Do these two people want to be like this? Zhang Yang is also sleeping. Is it a dialogue skill in a dream?Let's fix it too!

Wei Chen: Who will teach you, I went to class

Chen Dalu: Come on, it’s so boring

Wei Chen: Then what do you want to do? ? ?

Chen Dalu: Playing games is fine too.

Wei Chen: Mobile games are boring, just observe for a while, and then go to an Internet cafe for evening self-study

Chen Dalu: I'm still an old Wei person, so I'm going to die of boredom

Wei Chen: Aren't you going to catch up with the class flower?Believe me, it will be very fulfilling

Chen Dalu: Yes, you are right.Bah, she is a school belle!

Yangzi: Call me when you go to the Internet cafe, I live on campus, and I will accompany you at any time

Chen Dalu: God of sleep, you finally woke up!I seriously doubt that you and Shen Yu are a dead-end friendship who came out of sleep

Yangzi: There is ambiguity

Shen You: I'll give you a chance to talk again

Chen Dalu: What's the matter, your brains are full of yellow waste, right?

Chen Dalu: (smiling face) Now that everyone is awake, how about we bet on chasing the goddess?play fair together

Wei Chen: Not participating

Yangzi: not interested

Chen Dalu: @魏晨 didn't you break up?Why are you not interested?

Yangzi: I can't see that you have a very public eye. People who chase after Wang Wan can line up from the gate of our class to the school cafeteria

Chen Dalu: @江子Don’t be afraid, bro, I dare say we are definitely the SuperStars among those people

Yangzi: Sorry, all I am interested in are games

Chen Dalu: I understand, I understand, isn’t it just surfing the Internet, Internetsurfing, but I’m so boring chasing it alone!

Shen You: surfingtheinternet·SB

Wei Chen: You still want to form cliques after chasing someone, isn't your mind full of hornet's nests?

Chen Dalu: Have you noticed that there is a person in the group who has been acting dumb, and his acting skills are enough to support him to win an Oscar?

Shen You: Fuck you, I don't like Wang Wan's type

Chen Dalu: Then what genre do you like?

Wei Chen: What type do you like?

Yangzi: What type?

Shen You:? ? ?None of your business? ? ?

Shen Yu looked out the window and thought about what type he really likes, but he remembered something, suddenly laughed, picked up his phone and quickly replied in the group: "I like cute ones, petite ones".

Sitting behind Shen Yu, Wei Chen watched him shrug his shoulders as he laughed, and asked in a low voice, "What are you laughing at?".

Shen Yu turned his head back, "It's nothing, just watch the group."

Chen Dalu: You are such a stinky straight man

Chen Dalu: 24K Pure Straight

Wei Chen didn't continue to chat with them about this topic, and chatted privately on Wechat, depressed: "My child, why is your screen name so realistic, it looks like a real name, but it's not a real name."

"Isn't yours more realistic?"

"I'm not real, this is my real name, okay, tell me the story of your name when you're bored"

"Express delivery, takeaway, teachers, and classmates often mispronounce my name. Every day Shen and Shen You, probably regarded as You. In order to avoid this situation, I directly changed the screen name to Shen You, even if they mispronounced it. , I knew I was calling myself anyway. Later, I found out that there is an easier way.”

"what?"

"Study a little bit, be a god, no one in school will mispronounce your name"

Wei Chen laughed out loud, "You can really do it, this idea is really weird."

"Stop laughing, the teacher has watched it several times"

"By the way, do you know what girls call you in private?"

"???"

"Iceberg Scholar"

"Hahahahahaha, get out"

"I think back when Zhang Yang saw me go to you to return the book, he immediately blew up, as if he stepped on his tail, probably because he was afraid that I would bully you"

"I'm still afraid of being bullied by you? Haven't you heard of brother's fists? Zhang Yang must have overreacted because he was sleepy. Someday I will show off my boxing skills and I will become an iceberg boxing god."

"Show face, what about acting dumb in the group? It's so good right now"

"When it comes to studying and fighting, my brother is Tianxiu. Hey, how do you remember borrowing books?"

"Hahahaha, it's mainly because your Chinese textbook is so awesome, it's unforgettable in your eyes"

Sullen didn't understand for a while, what's so awesome about my Chinese textbook?Later, when I thought of my scribbling in Chinese documents, I wished to kill Wei Chen: "Then let me ask you something, is it true that 'I really want to live another 500 years'? I've missed it for years."

Wei Chen raised a question mark on his forehead: "What? What 500 years?"

“江湖传说，当时我们班有个同学给你女朋友写情书，你在厕所把人家揍哭了，还逼着人家唱我真得还想再活500年”

"Oh, that thing, the second half is true. The first half is not about writing a love letter, it's because he forcibly kissed a little girl from the middle school next door, and that little girl happened to be my partner"

"Tsk tsk, your junior high school life is really exciting, so what did I do back then?"

"You, what can you do? Gossip, study, be bullied"

"get out"

Wei Chen was afraid that Shen Yu would get angry, so he told him some funny things about himself and Chen Lu when they were in junior high school. Shen Yu felt that it was too inappropriate for him to laugh alone, so he told Zhang Yang in the WeChat group.

Shen You: I find that compared to Wei Chen and Chen Lu's wonderful junior high school life, I'm really inferior

Yangzi: Mainly you didn’t grow up like this in junior high school

Shen You: Is this the main reason why my youth was eaten by dogs?Beauty discrimination?

Yangzi: Who do you call a dog?

Shen You: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Wei Chen: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Chen Dalu: Sao is still the "school uniform male god" Sao. He is proficient in falling in love, fighting, and playing games, and he does not delay his studies. It seems that the only one who affects his studies is myself.

Wei Chen: Don't leave upstairs after school

Yangzi: @沉句, with your current grades and appearance, I guarantee that your youth will not end

Shen You: Just don't be fucking rotten peach blossoms

Chen Dalu: The main reason is that you like the kind of cute and non-mainstream, where can I find them for you?

Wei Chen: Yes, the kind of big breasted lady that @陈大路 likes is popular now

Chen Dalu: Wei Gou, don't diss my goddess

Yangzi: From brother to dog, there is only a woman's distance.I'm inexperienced in love, so I won't participate in your professional-level discussions

Shen You: I have no experience. Come on, I'll continue to eat and sleep, sleep and eat.If you are lucky enough to grow to 2 meters, it will not be too late to go to the university campus

Wei Chen: Then everyone has to appreciate the giraffe

Shen You: I'll fuck you

Chen Dalu: After looking at you guys, I don't think I deserve to be in this group.I am surrounded by people with an IQ of 180. I don’t hear a single word from you in class. You are either playing on your mobile phone or going to an Internet cafe, or you are in a relationship and fighting. When it comes to exams, you are in the top of the fucking grade. I don’t know how to do it. .I'm just unlucky, I look the worst, but I'm actually the best

Shen You: To be honest, I only play with my mobile phone during self-study, and usually take notes in class.Let's make public, it's a scourge. Every time I review before the exam, I give him lectures and talk about losing strength.So, Dalu, this is not a question of IQ, you are simply blind

Wei Chen: Hahahahahahahahahaha, bye, we are going to PE class

Chen Dalu: Goodbye, envy