Ride boat

The sky darkened, and the evening in mid-October was already a bit chilly, and it began to rain lightly again. Zheng Xiaozhou rode his bicycle through the street, and his thin wine red shirt was wet, and it gradually became darker, with solidified spots on his shoulder blades. Yin Hong.He went back to the dormitory to pick up things just now, and when he looked through the cabinet, he found that the clothes were too messy, so he started to pack the short-sleeved shorts that Xia Qiu wore, washed them and put them in the box together.

When packing up the gym shorts, a small tube fell out. He picked it up and saw that it was a pink lip balm.

Unscrew the white cap, and the honey-yellow cylindrical paste inside turns out, with a sweet and fresh watery peach flavor.Zheng Xiaozhou looked at it for a while, then wiped it on his lips, it was very fine and moist.He glanced at the brand of the lipstick and found it familiar. He checked it online and found that it was a famous brand.

Why did Zhe Qing buy him such an expensive lipstick?It's not a woman, he washes his face and dries it off, he never uses skin care products... Uh, except for some sunscreen during military training, the sun is really poisonous.Zheng Xiaozhou lost his mind again, thinking of the sunscreen and aloe vera gel in the drawer of the dormitory in the first year of high school, and suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart. He stared at the tube of pink/tender lipstick and felt a burning pain on his lips.

Passionate about buying skin care products as gifts...

Seems like something he could pull off.

He suppressed the emotions in his heart, hesitated for a moment, and then stuffed the tube of lipstick into his trouser pocket, put the pile of clothes into the basin, poured some washing powder and took it to the water room.

There was almost no one in the men's dormitory. Zheng Xiaozhou poured his clothes in, took out his student card and brushed it on the washing machine, closed the lid and waited while swiping his phone.

The phone buzzed, and Yin Nanxi reposted several Weibo and Bilibili videos in the WeChat group, and then a long text, happily @Everyone.

This issue of F Daxingye vlo is hotly searched on the Internet, and the number of followers on the official blog is increasing exponentially, but it has doubled several times in a week, and it has already broken through 500w.The one with the most likes on the homepage is the vlog they just shot. The popularity of Bilibili and Xiaohongshu is similar to that of Weibo, but the data is worse.

Zheng Xiaozhou has watched the complete video a long time ago, and he can only say that the post-editing is too strong. A travel vlog is like a large-scale documentary about C exploring folk customs.He looked at it carefully, feeling like he was going to get goosebumps.There are quite a few shots of him, especially the fucking eating ones.I knew that He Haoyu's calf must be cut off.

He opened the video at station B a little apprehensively, but was taken aback.Countless huge, plump and colorful bullet screens flooded into the screen instantly, overlapping and crazily massacring the screen.

Zheng Xiaozhou could barely make out some barrage that appeared frequently:

Congratulations on discovering the treasure] Fire Tong Liu Ming] Come again for a million times] The first time you watch it, it is recommended to close the bullet screen] White whoring failed] F big bull/forced F big I am here] awslawsl] Debut, gg, please] Level [-] facial crit Early Warning] Big F: High IQ Face Genius Wholesale Factory]...

After a while, he looked at his own shape protruding from the barrage with a dazed expression.It should be the clip of eating mutton steamed buns on the first day. He Haoyu recorded it. He ate very deliciously on the screen. Zheng Xiaozhou couldn't bear to look at the violent eating like a pig.

But the barrage is all licking faces, full of dense awsl looks gg] Auntie loves you] My husband eats so deliciously every day] I am that bowl] I am soup] I am a cage made of iron and running water] Chicken coop warning Are you okay again? 】Lips licking crit] MD Little Leonardo appeared in the world in surprise] This eyebrow-raised Awei is dead] The last alpha in the world]...

Zheng Xiaozhou thought it was funny, pulled back, and the barrage changed suddenly, all pink horizontal banners: kswl] I'm gone, I'm fine] I locked the key, I swallowed it] Perfect match] This candy, it chased me away 】......

He turned off the bullet screen in a daze, and went back a little to watch the original film, only to find that it was just a group of people walking on Huimin Street. The crowd was so crowded that night. Zheng Xiaozhou walked backwards while looking at the camera, Zhe Qing led the way, From time to time, he tilted his head and hugged his shoulders to avoid being squeezed by the crowd.

He felt strange, and didn't understand what those acronyms represented. When he opened the bullet screen, there were rows of love hearts and locks, and a group of people frantically swiped there:

Ah, this look in the eyes is so precipitous that I really love me to death] It’s truer than Pearl] He lowered his head, he bowed his head, he lowered his head] Since then, all the male protagonists in the novel have faces] Only the one who talks a lot is 1] Don’t take the height in front Ding Gongshou] I’ll ask you if it’s not good to attack each other with each other】AA can love me】I’m from F, I swear on this pair of szd with my life】...It seems that something strange has been mixed into it.

"...what's all that?" Zheng Xiaozhou exited with question marks all over his head, opened the school's BBS forum a little nervously, and saw a red post on the top called "F Da Shengshi Beauty Yan CP Association Annual Sixth "Period investigation report", click on it to see, the subtitle is eye-catching "The sound of apes on both sides of the strait can't stop, Qingzhou has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains; Business School zqXzxz".

Scroll down and dig out the huge "aaaaaaaaa" and "kswlqzszd" water stickers that are similar to pink bullet screens. Most of them are sugar-eating revelations from anonymous insiders and passers-by. Zheng Xiaozhou has the mentality of watching jokes After taking a look, he immediately froze.

The update status of this landlord is extremely confusing, each floor is very thick and long, it is almost like writing a novel, all kinds of descriptions are detailed and detailed, Zheng Xiaozhou himself feels a little unbelievable after reading it.

And he is a little suspicious now that one of the active users with the id called "You Hao Lord Me" is He Haoyu himself.In it, he tried his best to defend the two parties passionately, saying that the two were just an ordinary socialist brotherhood, and that they should not cause trouble to the parties by taking CP indiscriminately, but he was attacked by a group of CP fans and scolded him to go away.

The back building is a little bit off, and an insider came out and said that this CP is completely nonsense, and exposed a series of blind photos, most of which are photos of a man and a woman walking on the road, saying that zq already has a girlfriend .In the end, he was ridiculed by the crowd, saying that the Qing Dynasty was dead, and no one in the 21st century had a friend of the opposite sex.

In just one week, the building was already in disrepair, and all the high school classmates of the person concerned showed up, and hesitantly said that there was indeed such a thing.

The comment below is crazy@he asked him to speak clearly, everyone is not short of this traffic and a friend who is seriously ill in bed said that he also wants to listen.That person came back after two days, and he just talked a little bit, but please don't push him up.

He said that the two were roommates in high school, and he was a friend of one of their roommates. He would listen to the roommate tell their stories every day after high school graduation.

Said that it was a starless night, the roommate turned over at night, and heard a strange noise on the opposite bed, one of the parties, zq, jumped over the bed rail, and secretly kissed zxz on the mouth.

Another time when he was on vacation, he wanted to take a bath first and then go to see the goddess cleanly, but he heard strange noises from the public bath.Curiously, he opened a corner of the plastic curtain and saw that the two men were taking a shower standing under a disheveled head, and one of them was still wearing a black suit.At that time, he felt very scared, and left the place of right and wrong without even daring to take a bath.

According to the anonymous insider, his friend was in a state of indescribable panic throughout the semester.He felt disturbed that he was the only person in the world who knew about it.He said that these two people usually sit in the last row in class, at the same table.But it belongs to the kind that can get into a fight if they don't agree with each other. Zxz often verbally insults zq, and zq often retaliates by refusing to give way to zxz after class.

But the friend of the anonymous insider insisted that their relationship was not simple. Looking back carefully, I still remembered that during the military training, the instructor asked zq to dress zxz as a demonstration. At that time, he, a straight man, could see that the atmosphere was not right, and everyone stared at him silently. Looking at the two people in the middle. When zq knelt down to straighten zxz's trousers, his friend clearly heard the girls in the back row gasp.

Later, zxz changed schools suddenly because of certain things. His friend said that they didn’t dare to talk to zq during that time in their dormitory, for fear of irritating him if he didn’t notice anything.

His friend sometimes sees Zq smoking by the window when he goes to the bathroom, smoking one pack after another of cheap cigarettes.He remembered that zxz also liked to smoke, and had to go to the bathroom on the fourth floor to smoke after class. If zq didn't let him go out at that time, zxz would scold him vigorously.Fortunately, Miyoshi students have also become addicted to cigarettes.You can also smoke a kind of cigarette, and you have to smoke the same one as that person.

Later, a new classmate moved into the dormitory. Didn’t zxz’s things stay there for a long time, and then the night before the new classmate moved in, that day happened to be a half-day holiday on Friday, everyone went out to eat, and only zq was left alone in school for self-study. That night zxz everything was gone.

That was really weird, everyone else in the dormitory thought it might be zxz's family who took it, but his friend thought something was wrong.Sure enough, he noticed with sharp eyes that zq's broken quilt had been replaced. No one else noticed, but his friend knew in his heart that it was zxz's quilt.

Later, when the college entrance examination was over, zxz also came to their dormitory meeting for the last time. During this time, one of their roommates drank too much, so they called zxz and asked him if he would come to the dinner party, which school he applied to, and so on.At that time, his friend felt that Zq must be listening.Sure enough, as soon as the school rankings came out, zq's name was at the top, and it clearly said F University Economics and Management Experimental Class.

He didn't know what happened later, but he remembered that one day zq suddenly had WeChat, and then added one or two people in their dormitory, whose ids were quite arrogant, and they were called "Brother Qing".

His friend said that zxz used to call zq "Brother Qing" whenever he asked for something. "Brother Qing" only posted a photo on Moments once, and commented on a few expressions.His friend said that it was a photo of their military training in the first year of high school, and they all had one, and they didn't know why he suddenly posted this.

A group of people under the comments yelled and cried, and asked him for that photo.

The washing machine suddenly beeped, and Zheng Xiaozhou turned off the page as if waking up from a dream, and was about to open the cover to pick up the clothes when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Looking back, Zhe Qing was standing behind him with her head bowed, and she didn't know how long she had been watching.Zheng Xiaozhou was so embarrassed that he was sweating profusely. He opened the lid and quickly fished the clothes into the basin. He wanted to bypass Zheqing and leave quickly, but he lightly blocked him.

With the corner of his eyes burning, Zheng Xiaozhou dodged the finger and said with a sneer, "Don't fucking touch me, it won't be you when you fucking open your mouth to bite someone."

Zhe Qing was silent for a moment, looking down at his lips, the wound on it had scabbed over, covered with bright grease, and smelled the sweet aroma of peaches.His heart skipped a beat, and he said with some embarrassment: "I drank too much that day...I couldn't control it."

Zheng Xiaozhou sneered: "Then you go bite your girlfriend? Why bite me?"

Zhe Qing didn't answer, a smile suddenly overflowed from his eyes, and his tone was childishly happy: "Are you crying?"

Zheng Xiaozhou said angrily: "Fuck you, the water is booming! Can you stop disgusting me?"

Zhe Qing looked at him for a while, then said plainly, "Your eyes are so red."

Zheng Xiaozhou turned around and left holding the basin.

Zhe Qing suddenly said loudly: "Don't think too much, I don't have that kind of relationship with her."

Zheng Xiaozhou turned to look at him in astonishment, and Zhe Qing was looking at him nervously with a blushing face.Zheng Xiaozhou got stuck for a moment, and immediately said angrily: "Crazy, are you? Did I ask you? What are you talking to me about?" Then he went out in a panic, and saw the people walking in the corridor, and felt that they were sneaking towards him. Glance this way.

"The people who read that post should be little girls, and there won't be many of them." Zheng Xiaozhou comforted himself.

Zhe Qing watched his back disappear from sight, turned on the phone and began to search the page he had seen before.His heart beat suddenly and violently, and all the anger, jealousy, hatred, coldness and discouragement before were all washed away by this huge joy, leaving only pure happiness.

"He used the lipstick I gave him."

He still cares about me. "

"He's jealous."

"He read that post very seriously. He cried."

"Maybe he still likes me more than others."

"Apart from having a little money, they have no advantage."

"He will come back. Come back to me."

"One day."

Zhe Qing looked down at her crumpled white cloth shoes, blushed, and smiled a little embarrassedly.

Cough, Uncle Ben has to add more quickly.As the plot slowly develops, the emotions become clear.

Thank you for your comments!Very distracted!What a big Karma!

Chapter 38.5 The Little Theater

small theater:

When I asked how my main character's gong ended:

Uncle: Well... discuss something with you guys?Just... just, you all know that this is an np text, right? Readers hope that it will end in np, what do you think?

Yoichi: What?This is an np text?Am I not the male protagonist of Chun Aiwen in Lujin Youth Campus? (eye sockets start to turn red)

Uncle: ...(looks around)...Oh.

Aran: Yes... Yes, Brother Xiaozhou.

Yu Wei: What? (smile ^^)

Zhe Qing:?So aren't they villainous male counterparts?

Uncle: Cough, cough, cough! The np ending means, just, three wives and four concubines, understand?Booked the boat in advance, whose room to sleep in every night... Uh, what eyes do you have?Don't come here, you guys! !I am my mother!I am!You are my dear children...

Three years later.

Zheng Xiaozhou bent down, gently wiped off the dust on the tombstone, looked at the short text on it, and shook his head.

Uncle me.

Why bother with them?Don't you have a B number in your heart?

When you die, the characters all develop self-awareness, although you don't know what happened after that.

The soil on the grave is already thick.

-End-

...I'm kidding don't fuck me up

And I found out that this color really has ocher and teal hahahaha