[Lotus Lantern] Keep your life

Waking up early in the morning, I opened my hazy eyes, and just about to stretch, I saw Yang Jian lying beside me in a white dress!What's happening here!

"Ah! Why are you sleeping here!!!" I was taken aback, and when I came back to my senses, I couldn't help but blushed, burst into anger, and shouted angrily at him, I got up and kicked him, trying to kick him off The bed, but I also secretly rejoiced in my heart, fortunately I slept well, and I didn't make any big mistakes!

"Uh, I, I forgot about you too... Hey, didn't you say last night that you slept inside and I slept outside?" Yang Jian had already opened his eyes when I got up, and before I could do anything, he opened his eyes. Turned around and got off the bed and fell to the ground, it seemed to be an explanation for embarrassment when he saw me, his face turned red, but before he finished a sentence, he was stunned for a while, and then put on a very embarrassed expression and said to me.

"What I mean is that I sleep in the bedroom and you sleep in the hall!!! Who told you to sleep here! I will marry my destined person in the future, bah! It's not about marrying this destined person, but because I really love me in my heart My predestined person! Damn, my famous name in the first life!!!" I was furious, and I yelled at him incoherently.

"You asked to live in the Zhenjun Temple yourself, but don't worry, I will take care of you." Yang Jian smiled and said to me like a spring blossoming.

"You big-headed ghost! What I want is not responsibility, what I want is sincerity! The surname is Yang! I made a note of it this time today, don't plan to let me deal with you again today! Hmph! See you!" I quickly got up and walked out of the bedroom with a soft snort.Responsible!When I heard this word, I became angry. Uncle Fuxi was right, this person surnamed Yang is really unreliable!

In the early morning, I kept a straight face, and the air-conditioning all over my body made the Meishan brothers and the immortals a little puzzled. Even Xiaotiangou and Nitian avoided me when they saw me.On the morning court of the Lingxiao Palace, I was wearing a court dress and standing beside Yang Jian, and the immortals around me reported some ordinary trivial matters, which made me drowsy. In one month, the Peach Fair in Heaven will come again.

In the morning court, the Queen Mother not only announced the preparations for the Peach Blossom Meeting, but also seemed to praise Yang Jian for the few major cases he had handled in accordance with the rules of heaven in the past few days. It was nothing more than showing the majesty of the heaven by punishing innocent people in the world. Things.The queen mother praised Yang Jian openly in the court, but she didn't actually want to secretly make the immortals mistake him for being cold and ruthless, mean and shameless, so that he would betray his relatives and leave him.

And I have been thinking about changing the rules of the sky all the time in my heart, and I have long been absent-minded. The Jade Emperor specially summoned me alone after the morning court, reminding me to follow Yang Jian to the lower realm to clean up the mess secretly.I think he just wants to make himself and Erlang Shen's reputation obvious, so he can feel at ease, and this time he also caught up with me by the way.Oh, he also specifically asked me to take time off from the lower realms to help him see his son, I am speechless, you, a Jade Emperor, even sneak around when looking at his son, are you still a man!No way, can I say that the Jade Emperor is actually afraid of guilt!

Obviously, I was the last fairy to leave the Lingxiao Palace. Just after I left the gate, I was stopped by Fairy Chang'e. She also told me a lot of truths, most of which were blamed on Yang Jian. Advise Yang Jian not to let him help the evildoers.I just stood there and listened to her words absent-mindedly. In fact, if she hadn’t kindly given me medicine when I was injured in Guanghan Palace, I would have flung my sleeves and walked away. This girl Chang’e When did he become a nagging old woman? How did Yang Jian survive these years!

"Since I took office, I have helped the Jade Emperor to harm tens of thousands of people in the lower realm. It is difficult for me to understand how a person who used to have a heart of fraternity can bear to do such a thing. I only hope that you will persuade him more. Don't let him be obsessed with it anymore. Mr. Hui Deyuan, what about your benevolent heart, do you want to follow Yang Jian to kill innocent people?" When I came back to my senses, I heard Chang'e still persuading me.

"The fairy should know that my benevolent heart was pierced by a sword in the Guanghan Palace back then. Did the fairy take care of too many things? It wasn't that he was willing to go to the lower realms to harm innocent people. It was the Jade Emperor and The queen mother's will, he is just following orders, Fairy Chang'e please come back, if the Jade Emperor has any will in the future, I will obey the order." Speaking of whether the incident in the Guanghan Palace had anything to do with Chang'e I don't want to pursue the relationship any more. My mind is in a mess. I'm really impatient. I replied to her with a cold face and left without saying goodbye. I still have to go to inspect the officials. Don't listen to her nagging anymore.

"Have you seen enough?" When I left, I looked at Yang Jian who happened to be standing behind the carved dragon stone pillar in Lingxiao Palace and asked him with his fists clenched.But why is he hiding here? Could it be that he is waiting for me to go down?

"You shouldn't have come from heaven." Yang Jian looked at me, with a hint of sadness in his unbearable eyes, and said to me abruptly.

"Nonsense!" If he couldn't bear to see you working so hard alone, who would go to heaven!As soon as the rules of heaven change, I will resign my official position and go to the lower world to play!Speaking of which, the idyllic life of Da Jinwu and Xiao Tao is really exciting!

Thinking this way, I didn't say any more, I turned around and went to the Heavenly Court to check around before heading to the Temple of the True Monarch.

"Today, when the little god was patrolling the lower realm with Tiannu, he had a conflict with a mortal in a small shop. Just when Tiannu was about to teach that mortal a lesson, it happened that the Holy Mother came. In order to save that mortal, she smiled and said Tian Nu said, "Master Tian Nu, if there is anything else you need Yang Chan to do, just say it." Then Tian Nu smiled and sat on the stool and took off his shoes, and said in front of everyone that as long as the Three Virgins give him Putting on the shoes, he let the mortal go. As a result, San ShengMu walked over step by step, bent down to put on the shoes for him, and said with a smile that it was just a matter of little effort, and then she took the mortal away." I still Before entering the Zhenjun Temple, I heard Caotou God reporting to Yang Jian about Tiannu's humiliation of Yang Chan.

Hearing this, the sixth son of Meishan went to the lower realm to kill the Tiannu, but was stopped by Yang Jian and explained: "Why did the third sister carry the shoes for him? If it was just for a mortal, the third sister can teach Tiannu a lesson. Then read him a book in heaven. She asked why she wanted to do this, it was because she understood my current situation, and the reason why she did it was for me!"

"It's all for you? That's not necessarily it!" I walked into the Zhenjun Temple and whispered softly. In fact, when the grass-headed god said that the Three Holy Mothers were for a mortal, I thought of the scholar named Liu Yanchang, and I couldn't help but think. , it seems that the two of them are still related.

"Three younger sisters can lower their heads to carry shoes for Tian Nu, so can't we hold back for the sake of all beings in the Three Realms! You are worthy of being my Yang Jian's sister!" Yang Jian clenching his fists without looking at me said with restraint.

I almost fell off after listening to him, it's okay!You really are a bit narcissistic when you are an older brother.

"Hey, Lord Zhenjun, the Zhenjun Temple is well decorated. I'm afraid it's all the credit of Lord Yuanjun, but Lord Zhenjun and Lord Yuanjun live in the same hall, so be careful not to violate the rules of heaven." Before I entered the hall, Tian Nu's sharp voice came from behind.

"Who am I? It turned out to be Lord Tiannu. When I first took office yesterday, I wondered why I hadn't seen him. It turns out that Lord Tiannu went to inspect the lower realm! But you have something to tell me. Remember clearly, Zhenjun Erlang and I are not the same way!" I snorted softly, glared at him and said coldly and angrily.The implication is that I am from the side of the Jade Emperor, and I am not afraid of the Queen Mother, but please don't put on airs in front of me, I don't like that!

"Master Yuan Jun is joking, how dare Tian Nu intervene in Mr. Yuan Jun's private affairs, today I came to Zhen Jun Temple to ask Master Zhen Jun to report the inspection situation of the lower realm, if you don't mind, Yuan Jun will also come and listen." Tian Nu Hearing my words, his face froze, and then he smiled at me and said.

"You talk, I'm not interested in listening! But, Lord Tiannu, guess what you have in private, if you let the Jade Emperor know by accident, I don't know if the Queen Mother will protect you." I took a look Yang Jian, who was looking at me with a somewhat forbearing expression, said to Tian Nu with some displeasure.

"Hey, against the sky, you said that if you are in charge of Tiantiao, this private confidant of yours still violates the heavenly rules and abstains from sex without telling yourself, what should you do?" I remembered the last time Xiaotiangou said to me that Tiannu Threatening Yang Jian to ask him to secretly find some virgins from the lower realms in Jiangsu and Zhejiang to go to heaven, he suddenly wanted to tell the whole heavenly slave.

"The master is talking about the confidant of the official who is next to the Queen Mother in the Yaochi, stealing virgins behind her back to commit abstinence? I don't know about this." Ni Tian pretended to be contemplative and said.

"If you want me to say, I should be eunuch and become a eunuch! Hey, I don't know if the chief officer of the heavenly realm is an eunuch! Go against the sky, remember to check if there is such a thing in the heavenly rules when you come back next time." Ni Tian walked towards the door together, and said loudly to Ni Tian.

"Yes, Master, Guards has remembered." Guards was stunned after hearing my words, and replied to me with a suppressed smile.The faces of Tian Nu and Yang Jian behind him are probably not good-looking, but this is indeed a question, whether Tian Nu is an eunuch or not.

I no longer think about what face Tian Nu will have after hearing my words, and how embarrassing Yang Jian should be. I just want to show Tian Nu that Yang Jian and I are not the same way.Also, I'm afraid this Tian Nu is already concerned about Yang Chan and Liu Yanchang's affairs. I have to go to Huashan in the lower realm to see it. Thinking like this, we headed towards Huashan together.

The golden crow is setting in the west, the mortal world is already shrouded in darkness, and the willows are on the moon.

"Master! This, they are too, too much!" Ni Tian and I came to Huashan together on the cloud, and looked at the situation in the Notre Dame Palace in surprise, even Ni Tian couldn't help being shocked.

"It's not too much! This is obviously deceiving too much!" Although it was night in the lower realm, the Huashan Notre Dame Palace was brightly lit, and red lanterns were hung all over the peach garden. With a big happy character, the table in front of the door is full of stoves and candles.

They, they actually got married so privately!Yang Chan!You didn't even tell me and Yang Jian about such a big event as getting married!What's even worse is how long you two have known each other!Damn, you guys are playing flash marriage!Moreover, Chang'e and Ao Tingxin were invited to be the officiant! ! !

Well, I've put up with all of this, but even if you want to get married, it's better not to be at this juncture!The queen mother has just sentenced the eighth princess to life imprisonment!You just offended Tian Nu, but he has been sending people to watch you all the time!What's more, Tian Nu is still holding Yang Jian's handle in his hand!Yang Jian and I can't hide this from so many people even if we want to hide it! ! !

"Lord, master, calm down, calm down!" Guards looked at my clenched hands under the sleeves and creaked, his face was probably very ugly, and the air was radiating from the whole body, he couldn't help but tugged at my sleeves, and tried softly to persuade.

"Yang Chan! Come out for me!!!" I was really angry. I originally wanted to find an opportunity to clean up the heavenly slaves first, and then buy the hearts of the immortals in the heavenly court. It is suggested that the two of them get married, wait for Chen Xiang to grow up and teach him spells in person, and then suppress Yang Chan symbolically for a year or two, and then ask Sun Wukong and the others for a favor to take Chen Xiang to heaven, and then the Jade Emperor will take advantage of the situation and announce that the rules of heaven will be changed. That's it.As for the Queen Mother, by the time she found out, Xin Tiantiao had already been born, and it was expected by everyone, so it was useless for her to regret it.

However, the plan really can't keep up with the changes!I'm not annoyed at Yang Chan's selfishness, but I'm annoyed at her being smart enough to hide this matter from me, and I didn't expect her to be so ignorant of the situation that she would hit the muzzle like the Seventh Princess!Sure enough, she has been with Chang'e and Ao Tingxin for a long time and lacks intellect!

"Little Qiao! Why are you here too!" The figure jumping out from the side room screamed, but after I saw his face clearly, it made me even more angry.

"Yang Jiao!!! It turns out that you are also responsible for this matter!" Seeing Yang Jiao's surprised expression on me, I was furious, turned around and changed into a battle armor, pulled out Xuanyuan Sword, and greeted him!Yang Chan doesn't know about Yang Jian's difficulties, and neither do you!

"Xiao, Xiao Qiao, listen to my explanation, and speak up if you have something to say. I just found out about this, this matter!" Xuanyuanjian made a dangerous move, but Yang Jiao just moved quickly to dodge, with his right hand clenched around his waist But the Demon Slaying Whip never made a move.However, it seems that this kid has really improved a lot in his skills over the years.

"Little Qiao! Now is not the time to fight, Sanmei, Sanmei, she is pregnant with Liujia now! Even if you beat me to death, it won't help!" Yang Jiao suddenly stopped and shouted at me, listening After reading his words, I was startled when I saw his figure suddenly stopped, and hurriedly stopped the sword that was about to slash at his neck. The sword energy broke half of the peach trees in the Notre Dame Palace!

Damn!Pregnant with Liujia!Bongzi gets married! ! !I go, enough avant-garde ah!

Restraining the sword, looking at the blood mark on Yang Jiao's left cheek, I stood in front of him with a cold face and stared at him tightly, but was so angry that I couldn't say a word.

"Mr. Huide Yuan! What are you doing, Mr. Huide Yuan!" Fairy Chang'e said a little unhappy seeing me like this.

"This is my family's business, isn't the fairy taking care of her too much!" I suppressed my anger, turned my head and looked at her and gritted my teeth.Damn, why is she everywhere, why does she have to go forward to make do with everything.

"Three Holy Mother and I have been good friends for thousands of years, her affairs are my affairs!" Chang'e stared at me and said with a stiff tone.

"Don't fairies know the consequences of moving one's heart?" A friend of thousands of years?In other words, when I fell into the Guanghan Palace on the front foot, Yang Chan became friends with Chang'e Ao Tingxin on the back foot? !It's a lie if you don't feel chilled in your heart, Yang Chan, you really make people...disappointed!

"Yuanjun and Erlangshen will deal with them for them, won't they? The first life in the world is only a month or two in the heavenly world, and Sanshengmu has been lonely for more than 1000 years. This time she finally found her true love. Can't Yuanjun give you a high hand?" Chang'e walked up to me and asked calmly.

"Fairy Chang'e! I advise you to go back to Guanghan Palace, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you here!" I put away the Xuanyuan sword and said to Chang'e in a cold voice. At this moment, I suddenly felt that Chang'e was an idiot. Ting Xin doesn't know that the current situation in Tianting is understandable, but Chang'e can't see the situation clearly when she goes to court every day!Even if you can't see clearly, you should at least let me know first, can't you just wait until I get rid of everything, I just didn't expect the two of them to move so fast!

"Yang Jiao! You bastard! Why didn't you discuss this matter with us first, they don't know about the tragedy at Guanjiangkou, don't you know about it too!" I tugged on Yang Jiao's lapel and said angrily to him.

"I only found out about this when I came to Huashan to visit my third sister today. I know that what my third sister did was wrong, but it has already happened! It is useless to pursue right or wrong. Little Qiao, this You should not tell Erlang about this matter, Liu Yanchang is just an ordinary person, after decades of his death, this matter will be over, don't you think so?" Yang Jiao looked at me with his hands on my shoulders. I said with some embarrassment.

"Don't you tell Yang Jian? If I hadn't happened to meet you this time, would you have kept it from me? Did you treat us like a family? Let me tell you clearly, Tiannu's people have been doing this for the past few days. Staring at Yang Chan, I’m afraid Tiannu’s people already know about her, you’d better let her take care of herself! Hmph!” I slapped his arm away and said to him, no I ignored him, and I turned around and left.

"Sister Xiao Qiao, Yanchang and I really love each other, you believe me!" Yang Chan rushed out of the room and shouted at me when he was in the air.

"Guardian, go down and tell them not to say anything beforehand. Tiannu and Yang Jian will try our best to discuss a solution, but you also have to make them mentally prepared. If you dare to violate the rules of heaven, you must have the courage to bear the consequences!" I said. Stopping for a moment, it seemed that Yang Chan could not escape this catastrophe, she flew back to the Temple of the True Monarch after speaking to Ni Tian, ​​now it seems that she must seize the time to quickly set the new sky rules and integrate them into the colorful stones, but If Yang Jian knew about this, he would definitely be very embarrassed.However, even if you make things difficult, Yang Chan must let her suffer for herself this time.