What a coincidence, I took off your clothes again

The Phoenix Stone Terrace is a must-stop for every person who attains the Tao. This place gathers a lot of spiritual energy through the rotation of the sun and the moon, but it is only a plain stone platform, just like fish-flavored shredded pork without fish, and Phoenix Stone Platform without Phoenix.

The person appointed here is Xihua Xianjun, and the ones guarding here are his disciples

The eldest disciple told the other disciples well, and then went away happily like the master

In the tavern, I listened to some people who told stories about the past in the fairy world, saying that thousands of years ago, the immortal emperor turned into jade to suppress the devil, and the god died, and his whereabouts were unknown.

huh, nonsense

I listened to a fortune-teller at the intersection, saying that although I have the aura of wealth but no destiny, I will be oppressed in the future and have no ambitions in my life. I asked him if he would spend two taels of silver to eliminate the disaster.

huh, nonsense

I met carp spirit by the lake and said that she was a silly mother full of European spirit, silly mother?

Just as I was about to ask what it meant, I was interrogated by my junior brother——

Eldest brother, Immortal Court Guan'er is here again, and he'll be there soon!

The eldest disciple left behind the beautiful fairy and flew back to the Phoenix Stone Terrace

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With a wave of his sleeves, he put everything on the table into it, propped his head on his elbows, and leaned on the stone table, showing a picture of a beautiful woman in a peaceful and quiet time.

A big wave of tubes is coming!

"Where is Immortal Xihua?"

"Master went to the real person to seek the Tao, and he won't be back in the next few days. May I ask what's the matter?"

Ting Guan'er also recognized this eldest disciple, after all, he was good-looking, and many young ladies in the fairy world liked him so much, he was really mad at them single dogs!

"Hmph, I heard someone report that someone is running an illegal business here, so I'm here to check it out"

The eldest disciple spat in his heart, who shamelessly reported me? !

"This phoenix stone platform is just a turning point for everyone to become immortals. Why buy and sell, but those flowers and plants, maybe there are some underground transactions." It must be those flowers and plants talking, my juniors will not be so foolish

Ting Guan'er's eyebrows twitched, underground trading of flowers and plants? !Do you use roots? !

Seeing that this man can't get anything to say, all the court officials wear armbands, wave their sleeves, and don't take away a cloud

The eldest disciple also waved his small handkerchief and sent away a bunch of old men

"I'll be on duty for today's shift, and you all go back to the palace," he said to the juniors.

The younger brothers are happy, the senior brother really loves them

"Don't forget to change shifts in an hour later!"

when they didn't say

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Now that the court stewards have left, the eldest disciple waved his sleeves and listed his belongings one by one.

Hey, the business has not been very good recently, and there are very few people who have achieved the Tao. Every time he earns a few taels of silver, it is not enough for him to go down to earth and have a good meal in the restaurant.

Just as he was thinking, a light flashed across the Phoenix Stone Platform, and he was overjoyed that the business came

I saw a man sitting on the stage, he was still absorbing the aura of heaven and earth

Well, the clothes are nice, the fabrics are fine, and it's a rich man

Well, the face is not bad, it looks rich and honored (it seems...isn't it?), look carefully, it's really not bad, the lines of the bridge of the nose and jaw are clean and neat, the radian is as smooth as designed, and the hair is tied neatly behind, There are fairy bones!

But this person has been sucking spiritual energy for too long, what if Sendai is sucked dry? !Hehe, just kidding, he just wants to do business quickly, that's all

Staring at the man's face for a long time, he finally opened his eyes. The eldest disciple was stunned for a moment. He seemed to see the stars he saw in the mortal world, flickering and flickering, disappearing in the dark blue night

Yingbo felt a steady stream of spiritual energy pouring into his body, and when the spiritual energy no longer had any effect on him, he opened his eyes

However, what is this in front of you?Isn't he an immortal?What the hell is this fortune teller?

It's no wonder that Yingbo misunderstood it, the eldest disciple indeed scavenged these things from a blind man in the mortal world, and even had a yellow silk banner, which read: "If Xuan doesn't save Feikrypton, he won't change his life."

"Congratulations on becoming an immortal. This is the lighthouse that guides your future journey to immortality. This is the place where your dreams set sail. Sao Nian, leave something outside of your body in exchange for the journey to immortality, okay?"

Oh, and there's another nagging guy. . .fairy. . .then what?

Seeing that he was silent, the eldest disciple became impatient, "Hey! The gods are asking you something! Take out all the gold, silver, treasures, jewels and jewelry, and they will all become immortals. It is useless to keep things outside your body."

"You are also a god, what's the use of these?"

The eldest disciple choked for a moment, he couldn't say that he was going to the mortal world to spend time and drink

No, how could anyone dare to speak like this to a god whom they met for the first time? !

"Ahem, you give me something, and I'll point you to a treasured place for cultivating immortals and self-cultivation. Both are perfect, what's wrong?"

If it weren't for the immortal world's express prohibition to use spells in the mortal world, once he finds out, the immortal status will be abolished, would he need to set up a stall here and risk being investigated and dealt with to guide the way?

"I have nothing on my body. Before I attained enlightenment, I was in the mountains, eating fruit and drinking dew."

"Then how do you explain this brocade robe?"

“been wearing it for a long time”

"I don't believe it, if I can't afford the money, just leave this clothes to me"

"..."

In the end, his eyes widened and his eyes narrowed. The eldest disciple was a little shorter than that person. Looking up at him made him more and more angry. He simply stepped forward and began to take off his clothes.

Before Yingbo could react, his shirt was stripped off. Seeing that the man shifted his gaze to his legs again, he quickly took a step back

After the big disciple got the top, he suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment, hehehe, don't run away, come on, pretend~

"Senior brother! Tingguaner is here again!" The junior brother came running out of breath

Bah, actually playing with this set!

Look at the person in front of you, forget about it, pack up your things, and run!

Ying Bo looked at the disappearing figure, the corner of his mouth twitched, thinking about where he would go next

"You can go down to the earth to continue your experience. It's not good for you to stay in the fairyland for too long." The little dwarf who just ran over said to him aggrievedly, nonsense, can you not be wronged, you have to inform the senior brother every day, now the senior brother runs Now, I have to guard the stone platform again, and I have to deal with the court manager later, the youngest disciple suffered [-] points of damage

"Thank you", Ying Bo cupped his hands, turned around, waved his sleeves, and took away a piece of jade pendant on the ground. . .

The author has something to say: a very short brain hole