Going astray II

I heard that Doglegs is going to open a second part?

um, yes.

Bai Jue: I don’t know how that scumbag will break me, and I’ve been enduring that literary title for a long time!What a stray son of a bitch!Obviously, the self-cultivation of artificial humans is higher, okay? !

Obito: You have a ghost of self-cultivation.

Madara: ...Indeed.

Bai Jue: This world is indeed false, what's the use of keeping it! (grab the native lines)

Obito: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Spot: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

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The following is the text.

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It was sunny on March 7.

My name is Ao Uchiha and I am seven years old.

I am very busy every day because I have three grandpas.Grandfather Uchiha Madara, second grandfather Uchiha Hakuze, third grandfather Uchiha Izumi.

I originally only had two grandpas, but Grandpa Madara abducted one of my grandpas back when he was young. To be specific, their story begins a long, long time ago.

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Republic of Batokia.

Sky Arena, Level 160.

The auditorium is still full, and there are still constant voices, which are extremely lively.Almost all of their eyes were focused on the two contestants standing on the ring. Suddenly there was a loud bang in the ring, and thick trees burst out from the center of the ring and quickly spread to the surroundings. Blooming large pink flowers.

Soon...

The spectators, referees, maintenance personnel and another player in the arena all fell into a state of dizziness. Bai Jue slowly pulled his opponent out of the arena, and before throwing it down, he attached a heavy hand knife.

After finishing a series of actions, he clapped his hands.

"Yoxi, in this case, I should win."

Obito was helpless.

"Are you an idiot? You've made the referee dizzy. Who will decide whether you win or lose?"

referee…

"...Ah! Referee!"

Bai Jue, who just came to his senses, rushed over to help the referee up. The referee was completely dizzy and unable to react, only felt that someone was shaking him vigorously and talking to him in his ear with a very excited tone. "Wake up, ahhh!"

"As a referee, you must have the professionalism of a referee. How could you be fainted by my pollen!"

The referee, who was already dizzy, was shaken until he foamed at his head: "..." Fuck your sister's referee's professionalism.

"By the way, that Mutun you just now...was Uchiha Madara taught you?" No longer caring about the referee, Obito asked him about something that puzzled him.Who knows, it caused Bai Jue to roll his eyes.

"Hey……"

"…Humph!"

Bai Jue turned his head, as if he was angry, but Obito knew that he was definitely not angry with him, but with another person.

Obito rested his chin, and looked sadly at the android whose hair was about to stand on end.

"Bai Jue, you have changed. You used to not be angry."

"Tutu, you have changed. You used to know how to joke."

Bai Jue imitated Obito, modified the sentence a little, and threw it back.

With soil: (_)

Apparently, Obito suffered deeper damage in this move, and the reason why Bai Jue was angry had to start from a week ago.

one week ago.

The newly constructed Village of Hidden Rain.

It was late at night, the lights in the village were sporadic, the moonlight became extraordinarily bright at this time, and the shadows of the stars had nowhere to hide in the dark blue night sky.

Although everything is over and that era has passed, Madara still dreams about things close to this age, Quanna, Uchiha Clan, Senju Hashirama, Senju Tomona.

Waking up with a start, it was pitch black around him.

In the silent night, there is the sound of water.

Madara rubbed her hair a little irritably, got up and walked to the toilet. The light inside was on, but the door was not locked. He pushed in and saw Bai Jue taking a bath.

"Huh? Scabbers?"

He who was playing with water like a child saw his appearance, neither frightened nor panicked.

"..."

Madara frowned at the Sichuan character between his eyebrows, ignoring it and walking towards the toilet.

After using the toilet, he ignored him and walked out calmly.

Bai Jue, who was ignored, had a blank expression on his face, "...?"

Scabbers sleepwalking?

This habit is not good.

After Bai Ze finished taking a bath, he tiptoed back to the room and found Uchiha Madara lying on the bed safely, looking as if he had fallen asleep.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked over, the guy suddenly opened his eyes.There is no sleepiness in the eyes.

"Boss, are you insomnia?"

Bai Jue asked, looking like a mother who was worried when she saw her son was sick and dying.Bai Jue remembered that when Ban Ban was young, he also had such a disease, now that he is young again, why is this disease still not cured?

He was puzzled.

Because he doesn't have so many worries.

Madara suddenly remembered the first meeting with Bai Jue.He got up and stared at Bai Jue's face with great interest. He kept looking at it, but he didn't know what he was looking at. Bai Jue even had the illusion that Banban was going to hit him in the face. When he covered his face, Banban A deep voice said, "Call the master to come and listen?"

"Owner……?"

Bai Jue was a little confused.

What kind of bad taste is this?

He wanted to continue asking, but Madara looked at him dissatisfiedly, "The voice is too low to hear clearly."

Although he didn't quite understand, Bai Jue obediently cleared his throat and took a deep breath.When the preparations were done, he opened his mouth and a lion roared over.

"Owner!!!"

After shouting, Bai Jue smiled, "Do you hear clearly now?"

Madara, who was closest to Bai Jue, looked confused: "..."

What is this idiot doing so loudly?

His ears are going to be broken...! ! ! ! ! !

Obito, who was awakened with a start, looked confused: "..."

What happened ∑(△｀)? !

Why did he seem to hear Bai Jue's voice.

The whole village who was awakened was stunned: "..."

#What the hell! ! ! ! ## Is Master Baijue messing around again? ? #

The whole body was stunned: "..."

Is the main body about to go to heaven?

The three figures at the entrance of the village looked at the source of the sound with piercing eyes.

"Is he there?"

One of the shadows said with a very hoarse voice.

"Yes, but his current strength and power are too strong, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to capture him alive based on the words of the three of us."

"I have my own way."

"..."

The author has something to say:

small theater~

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①[Send a message not to look for Bai Juexu body]

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Obito couldn't find Bai Jue, so he had to let the void body help spread the word.

The original words are: Ask your boss to come over and review it.

Void 75 told Void 41: Tutu asked the boss to go through the audit with him.

Void 41 informs Void 36: Tu Tu told the boss to go with him!

Incorporeal body 36 confession: Fuck, that stupid rabbit wants you to live with him!

then……

Obito was beaten up by Bai Jue's brother.

Got slapped again. [Meow meow]

In the end, I was almost misunderstood by the sixth Hokage and Bai Ze[doge]

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[About bathing together]

①[with card]

Obito: Kakashi!

Shall we take a shower together? ~(￣▽￣～)~

Kakashi:  …

Obito: Kakashi?

Kakashi: ...to wash yourself

Obito: Kakashi...QAQ

(Holding the pajamas with tears in his eyes) Thanks to him for preparing such cute pajamas!

Kakashi sighed. : Put down your pajamas and let's go.

Inner os: Knowing that his motives are impure and knowing that he is no longer the stupid crane tail that he was when he was a child, sometimes when looking at him, he still feels that this person is an angel.

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②[Blade]

Bai Jue: Ban Ban, take a shower.

Madara: (;[-]_[-]) Why do you always ask me to take a bath...

Bai Jue (serious face): Because I don't want you, Ban Ban, to change from a bad old man who doesn't like bathing to an old man who doesn't like bathing.

Madara: ...is it itchy?

Bai Jue: Boss, I was wrong

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③[Samurai]

Sasuke: ...Go take a shower.

Naruto: Who let you in!

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[About how you fell in love with me back then]

①[Blade]

Bai Jue: Ban Banban, how did you fall in love with me back then?

Banban: I'm blind.

Bai Jue: ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Scabbers stared.

Bai Jue...QAQ (dare not speak)

#818 That Husband Controls Yan Yuzhibo#

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②[with card]

Kakashi: What did you see in me back then?

Obito: I'm interested in everything!

Kakashi:  …

#818 That idiot. Hanyu Zhibo#

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③[Samurai]

Naruto: What did you see in me back then?

Sasuke: Stupid.

slow response…

5 minute later.

Naruto: ... Sasuke, come back to me!

#818 That Tsundere Uchiha#

"Small tantrums"

Absolutely: Ni Zuokai ╰(‵ ′)╯ "Push the opponent away hard"

Madara: ... "Still motionless"

Absolutely: ...ORZ

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I won't write so much at the end.