Going astray II

Madara will never forget the knife given to him from behind by Senju Bashirama in the Valley of the End.

Madara is very sensitive to the back, and has always disliked and could not accept others standing behind him. At that time, Senju Hashirama was an exception. Madara trusted Senju Hashirama very much, and he was standing behind him. There was almost no defense, but the other party gave him a knife from behind.

Almost a fatal blow.

Madara admits that the opponent is powerful, but also feels sad.

Maybe he shouldn't have built a village with Senjujuma in the first place, even if the village was built, it would be completely different from Madara's imagination.Later, Qianshou Zhujian had a younger brother, a wife, a son, and a daughter, and his life seemed to be good, but he could only linger on in a dark place, and opened his eyes of reincarnation only when he was about to die.

So this time, Konoha in his heart is enough to be established by him and Quanna.

Well, there should be another self and an artificial human.

He turned his head and glanced at the artificial man who was sleeping soundly next to him. Madara's expression softened a bit when he thought of this.Seeing him sleeping peacefully, Madara couldn't help but tilt her body, the guy leaning on her slipped off, and Bai Jue, who had been sleeping soundly, woke up.

"Heaven, is it dawn?!"

He rubbed his astringent eyes, the sky was still gray, and only then did he realize that the people around him had piercing reincarnation eyes, and Bai Jue was startled: "Banban, you are not sleepy!"

"not sleepy."

Madara replied.

It seemed that a certain artificial man didn't know who was keeping him from sleeping, and he was still running through his hair in a daze.Madara didn't know how he relied on it, a few hairs on the top of his head were raised.

After a few times, Bai Jue straightened his sitting posture, looked at him and asked, "Then are you bored?"

I don't know if I don't look at it. After watching it, Bai Jue found that the Uchiha Demon King's expression was wrong. It's so late at night, it's hard, is he thinking about some bad things again?

Bai couldn't help feeling a little worried.

"Since you're not sleepy, let me tell you a joke."

"it is good."

Uchiha Madara agreed, and apart from Bai Zee, basically no one would tell jokes to Madara.

Bai Jue thought for a while, and cleared his throat after thinking of what to say.

"One day there was an old woman in a car...

My mother-in-law didn't know the way when I sat halfway...

The mother-in-law beat the driver's butt with a stick very unfriendlyly and said: Where is this?

Driver: This is my ass..."

"Ha ha ha ha."

The audience was silent, only Bai Jue's laughter was left. Bai Jue laughed halfway and felt that something was wrong, so he stopped laughing, and looked at the expression of Uchiha Demon King, there was no change at all!

Bai Jue put on a serious expression again: "Then let me tell you one more thing."

"The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle quickly answered: Yes! Host: Give an example! The eagle was tearful: That year, I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree... and then there was an owl..."

Bai Jue looked at Madara expectantly.

After a few seconds passed...

The slightly frowned brows gradually loosened, and a touching smile appeared on the pretty face.

In fact, Bai Jue didn't have much hope, but he was taken aback when he saw Uchiha the Great Demon King smiling. Madara's smile would look better and more friendly, but he rarely smiled.

Bai Jue's breathing stagnates.

"I have a bold idea..."

"Ok?"

"(ω) Forget it."

Bai Jue covered his face, retracted, and buried his face in his knees.

Madara, who was tantalized, pulled the few hairs on the top of his head in displeasure, "What else can you and I not talk about."

Even though Madara was pulling hair, Bai Jue, who was caught, didn't feel a bit of scalp pain. He was merciful, yes, he knew Madara's gentleness.Bai Jue raised his face, squinted at Banban, and truthfully explained his thoughts: "Banban, you are so pretty!"

"...!"

Madara let go of her grip on Bai Jue's hair.

What are you talking about!nice?Madara's brows were wrinkled again, "Looks good?"

Bai Jue knew that the Great Demon King Uchiha didn't like it, so he added: "But don't worry, I don't have anything wrong with you!"

Madara was even more puzzled: "..."

#Praise me for looking good? #

#Also said that he has no unreasonable thoughts about me! ! ? ! ! #

#logic? ! #

Bai, whose logic was dead, couldn't help but shed a few drops of cold sweat.

"Do you know what it means to be unreasonable?"

Ban asked him back.

He doubted very much that Bai Jue didn't know what unreasonable thoughts meant.

"It means delusion to get more than one's duty."

The answer is... very standard.

Madara felt an arrow in the knee.

Can this guy have a good emotional intelligence?

Madara breathed a sigh of relief: "Have you really been in love before?"

Bai Jue was stunned for a moment.

Scabbers, this is...?Wanna get to know me? !

Bai Jue was a little excited, recalled the past, and replied solemnly.

"Of course, I used to be with a girl, I met the moon! She is very beautiful, and she is usually gentle to me, but she always has the style of an empress..."

"It's the first time I like a boy. Although I know that liking someone has nothing to do with gender, I really don't know what to do." Bai Jue felt a little distressed as he spoke...

The devil's fried chicken is hard to tease!It always makes people feel distant.In front of the charismatic envoy Uchiha the Great Demon King, Bai Jue felt that he had no charm at all, the Great Demon King couldn't move him at all!

At first, Madara wanted to complain about Baijue, who he knew from Moon Moon, but then he gave up after seeing all the nice things he said.

The current Bai Jue looks like a little fool in Madara's eyes.

Seeing such a fool, Madara couldn't help laughing, he hooked Bai Jue's shoulder, "There's nothing to do, just stay by my side like this."

Huh?

Huh huh? !

Bai Jue became excited: "So you want to confirm your relationship with me!"

"Didn't you realize that you were my person before?" Madara was a little helpless, the last time he ran away with Obito, he said it when he found him.

"Yes, but I thought about it later, your clansmen are also yours, your younger brother is also yours, and all kinds of subordinates are also yours when you show off for them. It's quite tangled. In addition, we seem to have quite a lot of relationships. Besides, I can't just think about it..."

Bai Jue's voice is getting lower and lower...

In the end, the sound disappeared, and a moderate voice sounded again.

"I want to be with you, how about you?"

Bai Jue's eyes were firm, his expression was serious, and he didn't look like he was joking.

The air was suddenly quiet.

Madara looked at him and became silent. During the silence, he seemed to have made some decision. For a moment, he said slowly: "I will tell you after the war is over."

"..."

Bai Jue looked aggrieved.

Feeling sad, I didn't want to deal with Banban, I thought he was going to reply to him, but it turned out! ! !result! ! ! !

#I actually learned how to be tricky! #

What if it takes 60 years!

#You can easily lose me like this! #

Today's small theater——

Bai Jue: Banban, you have changed, you used to be unreliable

Banban: You have changed too, you didn’t care about these things before

Bai Jue: Hmph!I didn't care about you before!

Madara: ... (Uchiha bounces back)

Bai Jue: Break up (smile)

Ban Ban: How can we break up since we were never together

Bai Jue: This is too much!In that case I go!Never come back!Spotted you scumbag!

Spotted: ...

ummm...

It's time to run away from home.