All Red Mansions want to attack me [Red Mansion]

At this time, the obedient, sensible and nothing bad "other people's child in Baochai's heart is doing daily stupid activities.

Staring at the pages of a book for a long time, my mind is full of "Zhihu Zheye", which always makes people feel confused and unclear.Sitting in front of the case, Baoyu carefully wrote down the article he had just memorized on rice paper. Seeing that there was no mistake in a word, he was relieved.

"Master," Xiren walked in carrying a three-story mahogany food box, and said with a smile, "I've been looking at it for a long time today, why don't you take a rest and use something?"

"Then use it."

Baoyu put down the Langhao brush in his hand and asked, "What's there?"

Xiren hurriedly opened the lid of the food box, and showed him layer by layer: "The top one is the lotus root starch osmanthus cake newly made in the kitchen today; since it is almost the time of Qingming, I took the best mugwort leaves and pounded it into it. I made the juice and made the Qingtuan from the south of the Yangtze River, which is wrapped with red bean paste stuffing. The bottom one is a bowl of steamed crispy cheese with sugar, what do you want to eat?"

All three items are served on a delicate agate plate, and the dim sum on it is also small and cute, just the right size for a bite.Just looking at it, you can almost imagine the soft, glutinous and sweet taste.

The wordless book suddenly flew up, leaned over the food box and looked hard, almost glued the entire page on the food.

It has always liked to look at human delicacies the most, especially the exquisitely made dim sum—the ones in the shape of peony flowers, lotus flowers, sprinkled with sparkling powdered sugar, and you can pull out slender cakes after one bite. The candied ones, and the ones with a thin layer of fresh sweet-scented osmanthus stamens on top...

Even if you can't enter it, just looking at it can make people feel a little bit of honey in their hearts.

It's a pity that Baoyu usually doesn't like sweets, and he has been with Baoyu for many days, but he has never seen it a few times.Or at the Rongguo Mansion's family banquet, surrounded by many people, it is really difficult to start.Now that it's so easy to see, how can there be such a reason to let it go so easily?

Baoyu caught a glimpse of the bowl of crispy cheese, and didn't have time to think about it in the future, so he subconsciously said, "You always like to eat this, so I'll leave it to you."

with me?

Wordless Tianshu felt joy in his heart, and was about to say no, only then did he realize that Xi Ren's eyes suddenly burst open, like melting spring water, suddenly blocking the original The dam was submerged.

Seeing such an expression, Tianshu, who was originally elated, realized that this food was not a tribute to him by this stupid mortal. Another stupider mortal!

It's unbearable!This book will have a little emotion!

"Master still remembers that I like to eat this." Xiren barely calmed down, slowly trembling his lower eyelashes, hiding those emotions that were originally exposed, and said with a smile, "Thank you for reading, I will definitely I can’t bear to eat it.”

"Why don't you eat it?" Baoyu asked suspiciously, "It's just a bowl of crispy cheese. If you like it, I can cook it in the kitchen later, and I'll give it to you. How can it be so expensive?"

Xiren pursed his lips, the corners of his eyes and brows were filled with joy that could not be concealed for a moment, he bent down slightly, and carefully took away the bowl of sugar-steamed crispy cheese as if it were a treasure.It's not like holding a bowl of very common dim sum, it's more like holding a Buddha statue in the palm of your hand.Its pious appearance is comparable to that of the nuns who enshrine the Buddha in the temple.

Baoyu looked at Xiren's back as he left happily:  …

Wait, that's really just a bowl of crispy cheese, it doesn't mean anything else!

Why can Xiren be so happy?

When he turned his head again, he found that Uncle Tianshu was laying the book flat on the food box in a way that seemed to be drying the pages, facing him with the gray-blue cover, and did not come forward to talk to him. He strikes up a conversation.

"Why are you doing this?" Baoyu wondered, "Have you ever fallen into the water?"

He picked up the frozen stone plantain cup he used just now and looked at it: "The color inside hasn't faded either!"

[Ah bah bah! 】Wordless Tianshu became angry,【As a fairy, even if I enter the water, I will not get wet at all.Not to mention fading, I am also a heavenly book, and it was created by the fairy of Yaochi, how can I compare with that kind of mundane thing? 】

"Then what are you angry about?"

【Who said Ben Tianshu is angry? 】Wordless Tianshu became more and more annoyed, shaking himself loudly.

Baoyu silently reminded it: "...your handwriting has changed from regular script to cursive script."

From the very beginning, he couldn't recognize more than half of the characters written in this book, but he was only relying on half-baked guesses to talk to this self-important heavenly book.Oh, by the way, the words "it was made by the fairy of Yaochi" should be removed from the range of unrecognizable, because I have read it too many times, not to mention changing it into cursive script, even if it is turned into ashes, Baoyu will only I'm afraid I can also recognize it.

Wordless Tianshu stopped talking for a while, and then aggrieved and revealed a line of words: 【I want it too. 】

"What do you want?"

[These are in the box. 】

"...You are a book, you have no mouth, how do you eat?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a big bloody mouth slowly appearing on the page of the wordless book as if he was angry. Two rows of neat and fine teeth were carefully drawn, and a circle of thick rouge was used. The lips are thickly painted, and they are brightly red, and they are opened wide for Baoyu to see.

[Who said there is no heavenly book? 】

Baoyu: ...

He lost.

Pushing the remaining two plates of snacks over, Baoyu felt that he was really tired: "Don't play, be careful to sweep the ground full of scum."

Wordless Heavenly Book nodded joyfully. Although it drew a mouth for itself, it cannot be eaten after all.It's just that even if you can't eat it, it's still very good to look at. It happily covered itself on top of the green dumpling, touching the soft and glutinous dumpling seamlessly.

Baoyu didn't care about it, she still opened the "University" in her hand, opened a new one and read it silently in her heart.When I was concentrating on it, I suddenly heard a beeping sound like a child licking a candy painting, and it seemed that the New Year painting on the door was forcibly torn off.The voice intensified, and Baoyu couldn't bear it any longer, and finally turned around: "What are you doing—"

[Come and help me! 】Wordless Heavenly Book struggled to write words at the corners, and at the same time tried hard to fly to the sky, trying to get rid of these youth groups that were tightly stuck to the body, but unfortunately it was all in vain. It seemed to be nailed. It is firmly attached to the plate, 【This heavenly book is stuck to this ball, it cannot be pulled off! 】

Baoyu: ...

So stupid, it must not be a real bible.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and finally he stretched out his hand, trying to pull the heavenly book outward, and the handwriting on the wordless heavenly book became more and more messy.

[You can't use such force!The pages of this book are about to be torn! 】Then each page has hundreds of years of cultivation, and if it is damaged even a little bit, it will make it feel very distressed!

In the end, Baoyu took a lot of effort and finally pulled it off the extremely sticky and flexible green group.Wordless Tianshu tidied up his messy book pages aggrievedly, and couldn't be more angry.

"Don't be angry," Baoyu said with a smile, "you insisted on posting this yourself."

【How does this heavenly book know that this food is so cunning...】The wordless heavenly book said angrily, 【I actually rely on myself to lure the prey, if it weren't for my wit, wouldn't it be impossible to get rid of it? 】

Baoyu: "...No, it's really just an ordinary dim sum."

Put away all those fantasies in your mind.

This person was sorting out the mess by himself, when Qingwen suddenly lifted the curtain and came in, raised her bright eyebrows, and said: "Master, the other masters have already gone to the old lady's room, Mr. Why don't you go?"

Baoyu frowned: "Why did you go to the old lady's room?"

"I heard that people from Baolinghou's family are here," Qingwen lazily said, "The second and fourth masters have already gone, why don't you hurry up?"

As soon as Baoyu heard that he was from Baolinghou's residence, he knew that it was his sister Yun who had come.I couldn't help it for a while, and I didn't care about changing clothes, so I rushed out the door in a hurry.But was stopped by Qingwen leaning on the door, frowning like a spring mountain, slowly leaning down: "My lord, what's on the lapel?"

As soon as Baoyu lowered his head, he realized that some sugar had been stained on his clothes when he rescued Tianshu just now, a piece of sugar stain the size of a fingernail.He looked at it and said, "This is just something I accidentally encountered..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly felt soft hair rubbing against his neck, and an extremely sweet aroma came to his nostrils.The black-haired beauty in red frowned and lowered her head, rubbed her slender fingertips on the skirt of the dress, then slightly opened her gorgeous lips, put them in her mouth as if nothing had happened, and twirled her flexible tongue around , covering the entire fingertips with a layer of slightly shiny water color.

"Sweet."

After tasting the taste, Qingwen came to a conclusion.

Wordless Tianshu was so startled by this series of actions that he even forgot to turn the pages of the book. After a while, he jumped up and down excitedly, excited: [Oh oh oh oh oh!This is the first time that Tianshu has seen such a provocative person on the spot, and it is even more exciting than that thousand-year-old vixen seducing a stupid scholar...] As he spoke, he leaned in front of Baoyu to look at it. After seeing it, he was disappointed, 【Why don't you blush? 】

Why am I blushing?

Baoyu looked back at him expressionlessly, as solemn as a block of ice that could not be melted.