All Red Mansions want to attack me [Red Mansion]

When everyone sat down, they saw that the table was full of youths like orchids and jade trees. There were not only Baoyu's romantic and romantic, but also Daiyu's floating like a fairy, Zhang Yiran was as tall and straight as a bamboo, and Yingchun was gentle and elegant. The hairpin is like a spring breeze, and Wang Xifeng is bold and free.Looking at it at a glance, it seems that the essence of the world is gathered here, which makes people feel dazzled.I just wish I could have four eyes again, so that I can see them clearly one by one.

Even seeing the wordless scriptures that are used to the stunning beauty between heaven and earth, I can't help but admire them again and again, not to mention the servants who serve here.

Although the little maids didn't dare to say too much in front of the master, when they finished carrying the dishes and took them away, they couldn't help whispering excitedly, and all of them blushed.They all stood behind the vermilion pillar, secretly peeking at this side, they just found it extremely pleasing to the eye, and they would rather the banquet not end.

Unexpectedly, when he was eager to see the beauties, he saw a round thing rolling in, and said with a smile: "I just went to wash my hands, I don't know where to sit now?"

All the maids couldn't help being taken aback.

This person has a fat head and big ears, not at all the appearance of such a handsome and extraordinary beauty at the banquet, but more like a crudely made one.With a chubby head and a chubby body, it looks like two spheres have been put together randomly, and a pair of small mung bean eyes are forced out from the two lumps of flesh on his cheeks, which really makes people laugh .

Especially when he was squeezing to this seat right now, he seemed more and more out of place. Compared with the two, it was quite horrible.The little maids covered their eyes one by one, unable to bear to look any further.

Unaware of this, Xue Pan still tried to sit next to Baoyu, licking his face and squeezing Baochai: "Hey, brother, step aside, step aside. Let me and brother Baoyu sit together."

The smile on Baochai's face was still on, and while she was still talking to Yingchun, she turned her head, her eyes as dark as lacquer sparkled, and she gave Xue Pan a cold look.This one glance only made Xue Pan feel cold all over his body, his mouth shrugged, and he became a lot more behaved in an instant.

He still knows his own younger brother's methods, after all, those two eight-foot big men who even followed him to clean the room were found by his younger brother after searching all over the sea of ​​people for him.It is also because of this that he has been unable to live the life of a slutty prodigal before for a long time. He is trapped in the mansion by two bodyguards who follow him at any time every day, and he is trapped all over his body.

But not sitting beside Baoyu doesn't mean you can't talk to Baoyu!Xue Pan's eyes were shining brightly: "Brother Baoyu! Brother Baoyu, why haven't you seen me these few days?"

When Baoyu saw him so enthusiastically, he felt his whole scalp start to tingle, and said hurriedly, "Brother Xue, I have already joined Master's school and I have to study every day. If I have any free time, I will definitely Those who go to visit Big Brother Xue at the mansion just don’t have time..."

"Why is this difficult?" Xue Pan squeezed a little closer, "Your master is too strict, you just ignore him, or find an excuse to ask for a leave, at least let your brother take you out for a day -"

Before he finished speaking, Baochai slapped the back of his hand with his hand, and said angrily, "What are you talking about, brother? Baoyu should study hard. Don't teach him badly, brother. Hurry up and let him go." Take that back!"

Baoyu: ...

Wait, brother Xue doesn't seem to know that my master is sitting here.

He glanced at Zhang Yiran, and he saw Master Master suddenly darken his face, and his eyebrows like Qingshan were tightly knit together, obviously he was about to explode soon.He saw the master slightly opened two red thin lips, obviously intending to spit out those merciless, mean and hurtful words, and hurriedly said: "Brother Xue is just joking, brother Bao, don't worry. I will I will go to class every day, how can I find any excuse to deceive Master?"

Master Master heard this, but he did not show joy at all. Instead, he raised his eyebrows slightly, turned his sharp eyes towards Baoyu, and said with a half-smile: "Really, then why do I still want to talk to Baoyu today?" Come to this mansion..."

Only then did Baoyu remember that he asked for leave today, so he could only laugh dryly: "It's not because Brother Lin went to Beijing, the old lady told me to take Brother Lin to visit this garden—Master eats vegetables, eat vegetables quickly!"

He resolutely picked up the ebony inlaid silver chopsticks in front of him, leaned forward and served Zhang Yiran with vegetables, "Master must try this eggplant dish, and the air-dried civet cat here is also very popular." Delicious. There is also this whitebait soup, which can be cooked for three hours on a low fire..."

Looking at this side, Yingchun couldn't help but her eyes dimmed.Only then did Xue Pan realize that the person sitting on top was Master Baoyu. Looking at Baochai's expression at the moment, he knew that he had said something wrong, and he drooped his head and fell silent.

Adhering to the principle of shutting up Master Master's poisoned mouth, Baoyu filled the small white porcelain bowl in front of Zhang Yiran full of dishes, and piled it up like a mountain peak, which provoked Master The adult frowned instantly and looked at him: "Stupid apprentice, are you eating with others?"

The stupid apprentice paused his hands, glanced at the dangling pile of vegetables, lowered his eyes in aggrieved manner and stopped talking.

Master Master picked it up with his own chopsticks in distaste: "Are you feeding your honorable Master like a pig?"

Stupid Apprentice: ...

This is what you respectfully said, Master, not me!

"Then," Baoyu silently took a small bowl from the attacker behind him, "I'll take some for the master..."

"no need."

Zhang Yiran gave a "tsk" impatiently, and took back the overcrowded bowl, "Hurry up and sit back and eat your meal! Eat more meat, do you understand?"

Baoyu shook the hand that was holding the salted cabbage heart.

Seriously, he has already eaten enough meat in the Zhang Mansion these days...

"Master Zhang is right," Yingchun said with concern, carefully picked out the thorns from a few pieces of fish in the bowl, and then put them into the Baoyu bowl, sighing softly, "You are really too thin. Just eat more meat."

"Very, very." Baochai actually nodded along, stretching out her hand gracefully, revealing a white and plump wrist, and filled him with a bowl of fresh and tender pheasant soup, "I also think Baoyu is a little thin... ..."

Wang Xifeng put a foot in it with a smile, and put a few pieces of the shiny Dongpo meat into the bowl, and the bright red sauce flowed down his chopsticks: "Baoyu, what these people gave you After eating all of them, you won't even give me this bit of face, Brother Feng, right?"

Even Xue Pan poked his head over to join in the fun, and said with a chuckle, "Brother Baoyu, it's more round to make it feel better!"

It feels good in the hand, so it's comfortable to hold, isn't it?

Only Daiyu's beautiful eyes flashed, he always likes to eat light food, he is really not used to these greasy things, naturally he will not force others to eat.So he pursed his pale lips and said nothing.

The rest of the people looked at each other, but reached an unprecedented consensus on this issue, and they all issued the ultimatum: "Hurry up and eat!"

Baoyu: ...

He stared at the big fish and meat in front of him, and didn't know what to say for a moment.It was both funny and helpless in her heart, but being looked at by such five pairs of eyes, and even Qingwen Xiren behind her gave her an approving look, Baoyu had no choice but to pick up the chopsticks tremblingly.

As he ate, he wept silently in his heart.

This day is really impossible!

After finally stuffing this bowl of juicy meat into his belly, before he could calm down for a while, Xue Pan started to stir up trouble again.

"Brother Baoyu, you can't just serve food with your master alone, can you? Look at my bowl, hehe, my bowl is also empty..."

Wang Xifeng jokingly said: "Baoyu, this will not lose my share, will it?"

Baochai also pursed her lips: "Then thank you Baoyu."

Daiyu also laughed softly: "Third brother, you will never forget me, will you?"

Yingchun didn't say a word, but her eyes became brighter all of a sudden, obviously full of anticipation.

Zhang Yiran did not speak, but raised his chin, and the emotion in his eyes was obvious: Do you dare to come and have a try with me?

Even the wordless celestial scriptures also came up to join in the fun. Seriously, Bajing paralyzed himself on the table and lazily displayed a line of words: [Baoyu, where is the dessert in this celestial scripture?Why don't you pinch some for me? 】

Baoyu: ...

He swears that if he still gathers this group of people together next time, he will take over Xue Pan's title of big idiot Xue and call himself a big idiot Jia!

Can you still have a good meal!Throwing chopsticks in anger!

A few months later, Baoyu, who had studied hard behind closed doors in the Zhang Mansion for a long time, passed the Tongsheng Examination with the top grades. .He also ordered Yuanyang to go on ordering that the small kitchen must be ordered to make some nourishing food, so as to make up for Baoyu.

As soon as the tonic bird's nest and chicken soup were served in front of Baoyu, Baoyu immediately had a bitter face: "Sister Yuanyang, please let me go!"

With a wave of his hand to the back, he taught Xiren to open the cabinet with colorful paintings of flowers and birds to see the mandarin ducks. It was full of various supplements, such as wild ginseng, high-quality bird's nest, honey, donkey-hide gelatin... The pile is so full that people's eyes are dizzy.

mandarin duck:......

Isn't this really the posture of confinement?

"I don't know how much I received from Brother Feng and Sister Bao—Even Brother Yingchun and Big Brother sent me a few days ago," Baoyu's pretty face wrinkled. "If outsiders don't know, seeing this posture, they would think that someone in the mansion is pregnant! Sister Yuanyang, you can go back to the old lady and tell the old lady that I can eat it, good sister..."

With such a big battle, the teaching mandarin ducks couldn't help laughing.Goodbye Baoyu is pitiful now, but her complexion is rosy, and her cheeks are plump, shining like the best jade.Then he smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Bao. Although this tonic is good, you can't take too much. I'll go back to the old lady, and the old lady will naturally know."

As she walked away, she couldn't help feeling envious: This third master Bao really didn't know that it was a blessing he had cultivated for several generations, and it was fine to have Mother Jia alone, but there are still so many people who care about him , lest he suffer a little bit.This person is different from person to person.