All Red Mansions want to attack me [Red Mansion]

After a long time, Baoyu finally knew what he looked like now.

He held a dark yellow rhombic mirror in his hand. On the back of the mirror were all kinds of birds and beasts carved out of gilt, all of which were fine and exquisite; , but it is still the one Baoyu is used to seeing, and there is nothing wrong with it.

It's just that his black hair, which was always neatly tied up with a pearl and silver crown, is now tied into tight double hairpins!

That's all for the double servant girls, they even put two flowers made of palace gauze on them!

The corners of Baoyu's mouth twitched for a while, and he silently turned his head to look at Shi Xiangyun, who was already holding on to the desk and couldn't stand up straight from laughing: "...won't you break it with me soon?"

"Why do you want to dismantle it?" Shi Xiangyun said with a smile, "It looks so handsome! Brother Lin, do you think so?"

There was also a smile on the corner of Daiyu's lips, and she nodded slightly when she saw the question.

Shi Xiangyun was right in saying that Baoyu was originally very handsome, although she had no makeup, but when she looked at her face suddenly, she looked a bit like a girl.Right now, all his black hair is tied up, and the silver embroidered hairbands on both sides are knotted playfully and hang down. He only uses two shiny oriental pearls to make stamens. It doesn't look eye-catching at first glance, but looks lively Playful.Against Baoyu's face, she really looks like a born and beautiful woman, with a bit more indescribable tenderness than when she was a man.

Even Baochai, who has always been dignified and prudent, saw her eyes light up for a moment, and couldn't help laughing: "Baoyu is suitable for such a dress. Maybe it's because she was a daughter in her previous life, and she was cast into a male fetus by mistake in this life. I can't say for sure."

Baoyu: ...

You are the daughter, and you were all daughters in your previous life!

It's just that it's hard for him to say this, if he really said it, these people would laugh and ask "how did you know about the past life".So right now, he only has a few vague words, and he has to remove the pair of servant girls by himself.

"Hey, don't move!" Shi Xiangyun caught a glimpse of his movement early on, and hurriedly reached out to knock his hand off, and said with a smile, "Third brother, people always say that Caiyi entertains relatives, but it's a pity we can't." See you. Now that the third elder brother has managed to dress up so pretty, wouldn't it be a pity not to go and see the old lady?"

Yingchun has been watching them laughing and laughing from the sidelines. When they saw that they were about to push Baoyu to see Jiamu, Fang stopped softly: "Don't mess around too much. Baoyu is now an official of the court. To do things, you should always have some face with him. If this mansion sees it, how can he build up his prestige in the future?"

Yingchun never cared about nosy matters, even if he was secretly ridden on the head by the nanny that day, he just didn't know it, and everyone in the mansion treated him like a wooden man.Now that he suddenly heard him express his meaning so clearly, Shi Xiangyun couldn't help being a little stunned, and said with a smile: "Welcoming brother today, why are you so boring?"

"It's not that I'm bored," Su Yi's son had a gentle face, and closed his clothes, "it's just that you are not a child anymore, and you should know some things well. Besides, the second master has always been very strict with Baoyu. When we get there, what should we do? Could it be that the Second Master taught Baoyu a lesson just for your fun at this moment?"

This long paragraph made sense, but Shi Xiangyun, who only said it, felt unhappy, and couldn't help but lowered his head and muttered: "It's just for fun, why did it become so serious in Brother Ying's mouth..."

Yingchun said seriously: "If you want to have fun, you can do it yourself. It's just that Baoyu is not something you can use to mess around. If you really want to entertain your relatives with colorful clothes, why don't brother Yun do it yourself?"

Bao and Dai have never seen Yingchun look so aggressive, they hurriedly smiled and stepped forward to dissuade, and pulled Xiangyun away who was still full of displeasure.It's just that the two of them are more transparent in their minds, no less childish than Xiangyun. Looking at it now, they can feel that Yingchun is very protective of Baoyu, which is unusual, and they are a little more defensive for a while.

"That's all," Baoyu said with a smile, "what's the matter? Yinggege said it makes sense. If brother Yun really wants to see it, why don't we put on our cloaks and take off our outer clothes in the old lady's house? Don’t teach others to see it, isn’t it?”

After he spoke, Yingchun stopped talking and just stood silently towards the door.Xiren hurriedly took out a thin Ruyi cloud pattern brocade cloak, put the hood on for Baoyu, fastened the belt, and watched him and the others out of the room.

Naturally, she wanted to make a complete set of colorful clothes to entertain her relatives. When Baoyu arrived in Jia Mu's room, she simply borrowed a set of clothes from the servant girl and changed them together.The top is a pink bijia, the bottom is an emerald flowered dress, and she is holding a teacup in her hand. At a glance, she is really just an ordinary maid.

Coincidentally, the mandarin duck was not in the room, and after changing her clothes, Baoyu didn't ask the other girls to talk, but just quietly stepped into the door.At that time, Jia Mu was leaning on a large autumn-scented pillow with silver trim, wearing a pair of reading glasses, squinting at something.Baoyu wanted to make Jia Mu laugh, so she quietly went to Jia Mu's side, pinched her throat and said softly, "Old lady, drink tea."

Just as Jia Mu was seeing the excitement, she also felt a little dry mouth, so she casually took the teacup in his hand, and took a sip of it, without taking a second glance from Baoyu.She just read the book wholeheartedly, and for some reason, there was a strange smile on the corner of her lips, and she nodded in a serious manner from time to time, which made people puzzled.

What on earth is this that attracted Jia's mother to see it so obsessively?

Baoyu couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, quietly tiptoed, and looked at the booklet Jia Mu was holding in her hand.It didn't matter, the saucer in his hand fell to the ground, and it shattered with a "snap": "Old lady, what are you..."

Mother Jia, who was immersed in the book, suddenly heard the voice of her precious grandson, and jumped for a while: "Baoyu?"

She raised her eyes and looked at the maid serving tea and water carefully, and then she saw the appearance of a phoenix egg, and she couldn't help asking in surprise: "How did you dress up like this?"

However, her precious grandson had no intention of answering her words at all. He just widened his eyes in disbelief: "Old lady, what you are looking at now is..."

Spring - palace map?

And if he hadn't read it wrong just now, this is still a erotic picture between two men!

What's wrong with you?Are you always sick or smoking or something is not normal?People in their [-]s and [-]s just watch the Spring Palace, but since there are a lot of sons and grandchildren, they still watch Longyang Spring Palace...

This is a bit too absurd, right?

For a moment, Baoyu's legs felt a little fluttering, and she faintly felt that she might have been dreaming and hadn't woken up yet, so she stretched out her hand and gently pinched herself on the arm.

With this pinch, a purple mark was produced.The pain came from that piece of flesh all the way to his brain. His skin was originally very delicate and delicate, nourished by countless ointments. Now he just pinched it, and it instantly became red and swollen.There is a bright red patch on the white skin, which looks quite scary.

Good, not dreaming.

... Well that's weird!Is it too late for me to ask people to exorcise evil spirits?

Fortunately, Jia Mu is a well-informed person after all, seeing her grandson caught him straight, she didn't mess up at all.Although there was some embarrassment on the brows and corners of the eyes, he immediately took Baoyu's hand and said to him seriously: "This is not some kind of erotic palace."

Baoyu: ...

Don't pretend, is it still a secret method of practicing kung fu?Where is there any secret method that needs to be practiced intensively?

Immediately afterwards, Jia Mu said seriously: "This is a very precious secret method of body training that your grandfather found earlier."

Baoyu: ...

Can you always find a more reliable reason?

"After all, you were still young at that time," Mother Jia sighed leisurely, "Maybe I don't remember. This exercise was originally given to you by the monk who said that you should not touch Yin people. It was first given to your grandfather, and later your grandfather gave it to you." Hand it over to me. I wanted you to practice it, but you are too young and weak to practice it. Now that you are an adult, I will hand him over to you."

Baoyu: ...

You just said that your grandfather asked for it!Why is it now given by a monk with a scarlet head?

Regardless of his brilliant face, Jia Mu directly stuffed the booklet into his hand and taught him to hold it tightly.Then he tightened his brows again, and said seriously: "There is just one thing you must remember."

She spread the pages of the book a little, pointed to the one that was frowning patiently, and said: "Remember, you must not do the following. Otherwise, if you make a mistake, you may go crazy, convulse all over, and your blood will flow backwards. Death!"

Baoyu, who was forcibly stuffed with booklets and indoctrinated with the style of broken sleeves:  …

Sure enough, he had better find a Taoist priest to exorcise evil spirits.

At this moment, he couldn't help but feel rejoicing that Yingchun and the others hadn't stepped into Jiamu's room yet, and he wanted to wait until he was done scaring Jiamu before coming in.But now, Caiyi Yuqian never had, and he himself was frightened to death.If a few of them bumped into each other, wouldn't it be more chaotic?

Baoyu sighed secretly, and seeing Jiamu's bright eyes, obviously trying her best to deceive him, she became more and more helpless for a while.

What caused Jia Mu to have the illusion that as a 15-year-old rich man, he has been immersed in the big dye vat of the capital for more than ten years, and he can even mistake a picture of a erotic palace for a secret martial arts practice? ?

And what caused Jia Mu to have the illusion that he was so innocent and deceitful that he was so innocent and deceitful that he believed everything others said with all his heart?

He couldn't help but began to doubt what kind of image he had in Jia Mu's heart.

The author has something to say: Mother Jia: Although the process was a bit off track, the result is still correct~ I successfully educated Baoyu not to be stern, and let him know how the two men enjoy the joy of cloud-rain~

Baoyu: ...Is this just called deviation?I thought I had been robbed, so I almost called the police!

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Jia's mother was successfully promoted to a rotten girl...