two and a half

Before entering the room, I heard Aunt Zhou's voice saying hello, "Dongzi! Come here! Come on, let you observe the sleeping face of our crown prince!"

As soon as Lu Dong listened to the music, Zhou Yuchuan hasn't gotten up yet?

"Come on, auntie, hold down your eldest prince and come right away!" Lu Dong walked through the front room and entered the courtyard. Zhou Yuchuan's house was a small shop selling groceries. A medium-sized...grocery store, the front yard is a supermarket, and the back yard is where people live.

After Lu Dong went in, Aunt Zhou was still in Zhou Yuchuan's room. Lu Dong went in and had a look. Aunt Zhou was sitting on Zhou Yuchuan. Zhou Yuchuan was lying face down on the bed. Lu Dong guessed that there must be a A face that is unlovely.

"Yo? Are you practicing?" Lu Dong teased with a smile.

"Take a look at our big Chuan, is he awesome? He is still lying down, the emperor is not as tired as he is!" Aunt Zhou slapped Zhou Yuchuan hard on the ass as he said.

"Mom! My own mother! Can you save me some face in front of outsiders?" Zhou Yuchuan turned his face away and said in pain.

"Farewell, don't treat me like an outsider, I prefer to see you lose face." Lu Dong randomly found a stool and sat down, "Auntie, do you want to unload the goods?"

"Yes, I just called and said that we have arrived at the intersection. The brat didn't know what time last night he fell asleep until now. You said that if you want to accompany the girl, I won't say anything, just play with the computer with my arms around me." Aunt Zhou As he spoke, he felt puzzled, and slapped Zhou Yuchuan on the ass again.

"Ouch! Go down quickly, didn't you say you were waiting at the door just now? You lied to me all day long, the trust between people!"

"Don't reason with me, let me tell you, get up quickly." Aunt Zhou got up from the bed and walked out, "Dongzi, supervise him!"

"Okay, auntie!" Lu Dong shouted towards the door.

Zhou Yuchuan stretched out his head and watched Aunt Zhou go out, then lay flat on the bed and sighed, "I'm exhausted."

"Why did you go so stupid?" Lu Dong walked over and lifted Zhou Yuchuan's quilt.

"Hey! Brother Dong, don't touch me, I'm fucking naked, I'm freezing to death."

"Yo? Didn't you ask me to rescue you? You can't get up now?" Lu Dong shook the quilt, fanned it for a while, and then put it down again.

"Last night I ran into a fool, he killed me as soon as I got online, I had no grudges against him, and then I was so angry that I found a group of people to fight duels in the middle of the night, and then formed a team to fight the dungeon all night , Dad is exhausted." Zhou Yuchuan yawned and sat up and began to get dressed.

Zhou Yuchuan's game coverage is not ordinary, nor is he playing ordinary dishes. As long as Zhou Yuchuan is in the team, there will always be an enduring topic.

#Every time there is a new way to die#

"You said that every time you play any game, you die, why are you so persistent?"

"You don't understand!" Zhou Yuchuan put on his clothes in twos and twos, "What kind of spirit is this! This is the spirit of daring to sacrifice for love!"; Zhou Yuchuan rubbed Lu Dong with his arm and picked it up Eyebrow, "Brother Dong, have you heard of a counterattack?"

Lu Dong's heart was calm, and he even wanted to laugh.

I've heard it, but I always feel that there is something wrong with it here.

The two helped Aunt Zhou unload the goods, and when they left, they also picked up a few bottles of yogurt and a few lollipops as a gift.

"This is for Xiao Xixi, you two can't steal it!"

The hands of the two people holding the wrapping paper stopped suddenly, and they looked at each other. They both opened it and couldn't waste it, so let's eat it.

Lu Dong was holding a lollipop in his mouth, and a piece of the candy stick was left outside, he couldn't speak clearly, "Auntie, Lu Xi misses Chuan'er so much!"

Aunt Zhou smiled, "Okay, okay, I know what you want to say, hurry up and hang out, I am upset when I see him, I just lie at home all day and do nothing, I really don't know I raised a son Still the ancestor!"

Lu Dongxin said that you are not the ancestor, you go and see Wu Qi, he is the real ancestor!

The two of them rode a bicycle to Lu Dong's house. When they arrived, Lu Xi was still doing homework. The school left a lot of homework, and there was a fixed amount every day. Lu Xi did not do too much and did not do too little. rest.

"Sister Xi, your elder brother Jiachuan is here! When will you finish your homework?" Zhou Yuchuan shouted at the top of his voice before entering the door.

"Soon! I'm short of a question!" Lu Xi also shouted in the room.

Zhou Yuchuan parked the car, carried a few bags of yogurt into the house, and Lu Dong followed behind. When entering the house, Zhou Yuchuan was already behind Lu Xi, frowning as he watched Lu Xi stroke by stroke on the paper As she wrote, her face drooped like a bitter melon.

"What? Have you been abused again?" Lu Dong took off his coat and smiled.

"Brother Dong, my sister Xi is in the second year of middle school, right? Didn't she skip a grade or something?" Zhou Yuchuan looked serious.

"You see, I never ask questions that expose my IQ."

"Interview with you, how does it feel to have a schoolmaster sister?" Zhou Yuchuan casually took a few papers that Lu Xi had done, rolled them into a microphone, and handed them to Lu Dong's mouth.

Lu Dong smiled, and even said proudly, "I'm proud."

Zhou Yuchuan put down the microphone and held it in his hand, looking at Lu Dong complicatedly.

"Don't break it for me, I have to pay it." Lu Xi took the microphone from Zhou Yuchuan without raising his head.

Zhou Yuchuan: "..."

This schoolmaster, let me wait for the scumbags so don't bother me.

The two retreated to the living room consciously, sat on the sofa and looked at each other silently, and finally took out their mobile phones to form a team and play a few games. Lu Dong wanted to throw his mobile phone to beat Zhou Yuchuan several times.

"There is someone behind my fucking mother, are you blind?" Lu Dong scolded him while running.

"Where? Where am I fucking? Why can't I find it? Why is my gun so difficult for me to fuck!" Zhou Yuchuan kept yelling.

The two played four rows, and finally a teammate in the team was finally yelled by the two of them, "Brother, you are driving a black belt and turn off the mic, why do you want him to promote his ignorance and innocence so much?" ?! Going to the training ground without playing, what are you doing here?"

Zhou Yuchuan's reaction was half a beat slow, and he had been listening intently to what his teammates were saying, and then saw his interface go black, and then it displayed "You have been severely injured by '98k silencer'!"

Zhou Yuchuan didn't react again, "You have been beaten to death by '98k silencer'!"

"Fuck! What does he mean?!" Zhou Yuchuan raised his head abruptly, pulling away from his black and white interface.

Lu Dong calmly turned off the microphone first, then calmly shot the enemy who was licking his bag to death, and finally parked him in a house very calmly, raised his head very calmly, and said to Zhou Yuchuan: "Sorry, I forgot to turn off the microphone."

Zhou Yuchuan was not very calm, and he was very angry.

"What does that idiot mean? Who is a novice?! Who will lead whom?"

Lu Dong didn't speak, he manipulated the character to walk behind the No. 2 teammate who spoke just now, and shot.

"'Calling Brother Takes You Fly' uses kar98k to hit '涐の吢、ぬTOng' on the head and kills him."

"Take me, hurry up, master, do you think my skills are good enough to be a teacher?" Zhou Yuchuan had already crawled to Lu Dong's side and watched Lu Dong's series of smooth marksmanship, and he still didn't forget to applaud at the end.

"It's alright, good disciple. I have taught you the lifelong mastery of being a teacher. I hope you will use it well in the future, punish evil and promote good, do righteous things, and do righteous things." Zhou Yuchuan patted Lu Dong on the shoulder.

Lu Dong smiled, agreed to follow Master's instructions, and quit the game. No. 4 Mai was a girl, and she didn't turn on the mic or the receiver. She looked dazed when three teammates disappeared one after another.

The two were planning to start another double game, when they saw Lu Xi's bedroom door opened, Lu Xi came out, stretched his waist, "brother Xiaochuan dropped the box again?" Lu Xi said while walking.

"Hey! Sister Xi, what are you talking about! Brother Chuan took you to eat chicken, okay? You just played the mobile version, and you're not yet proficient in operation!" Zhou Yuchuan moved from Lu Dong's side to his own By the way, I started the game.

"Have you finished your homework?" Lu Dong pressed Start.

"I finished writing today, and I plan to review the wrong questions, but brother Xiaochuan is too noisy." Lu Xi took a bottle of yogurt from the table, inserted a tube and started drinking.

"Did you hear that? Xiao Xi said you were making too much noise!" Lu Dong smiled and threw a pillow at Zhou Yuchuan.

"What is it?" Zhou Yuchuan hugged the pillow that was thrown on his face with a confused expression, "What pot and stove? I didn't cook."

Lu Xi glanced at Zhou Yuchuan and sighed.

Lu Dong also imitated Lu Xi and sighed.

"No, brother Dong, sister Xi sighed and I won't say anything. What are you pretending to do? Do you understand?" Zhou Yuchuan put a pillow on his waist.

"You see, I never ask such questions that expose my IQ." Lu Dong looked down at his phone, the game had already started, "Where to jump?"

"Jumptomyheart!" Zhou Yuchuan said in a low voice.

Lu Dong's punctuated hands trembled, black lines appeared on his face, and he finally kicked Zhou Yuchuan as if he couldn't help it, "H, you're paralyzed!"

Zhou Yuchuan's leg hid as usual and knocked against the coffee table. The pain caused him to put down his phone and rub his leg, "Fuck, Brother Dong, you really kicked me! What's wrong?"

Lu Xi had already sat on the sofa while talking, picked up Zhou Yuchuan's mobile phone to look at, and tapped a few times near Lu Dongbiao's crooked spot, "Brother Xiaochuan, I would never ask such a question that exposes my IQ, jump here?"

Lu Dong re-marked the wrong point, "Well, don't play too much, you can only play this game, and you can't get addicted to the game."