two and a half

I remember the first time I heard about the Cordyceps sinensis organization from Xue Wei, Lu Dong was amazed for a long time, there is such an operation?

But when Xue Wei took out a poster that was almost as tall as him from behind, Lu Dong was so amazed that he couldn't speak.

This suffocating group of people.

Lu Dong still remembered that the reason Xue Wei gave him was to celebrate the establishment of the Cordyceps Sinensis Organization, and he hoped to be recognized by the rightful owner.

Lu Dong looked at the photo on the poster that was secretly taken by someone, and he didn't speak for a long time. In the end, he threw the poster under the bed by himself, and he hasn't taken it out yet.

Lu Dong went through the time in his head and confirmed that the first anniversary of Cordyceps sinensis is not approaching in the past few days.

"...so I have good intentions!" Shi Ke slapped the table, raising his voice an octave.

Lu Dong was taken aback by him, "What kindness?"

"I'm fucking brother Dong! Don't take you, you didn't listen to what I said just now, did you?!"

"Yes." Lu Dong said, "What kindness?"

"I..." Shi Ke choked, "I'm so good-tempered!"

"Brother Dong, I think that Zhang Yun must be interested in you, so I am creating opportunities for you two! Brothers should think about their happiness!"

"Do I still have to thank you..." Lu Dong was speechless.

"I'm so great and selfless, who knows that you don't appreciate it, and you still blame me. Brother Dong, do you know how bad-tempered I was before! If I want to let someone else go, I will take it early."

"I really wonder how you have survived until now." Lu Dong said, "Why didn't you get beaten to death for being so indebted? Didn't you wink before? How come the more you live, the more retarded you become."

"Before, when I first saw Zhang Yun, I thought she wanted to touch you Ci'er on purpose, so I treated her like that, but when people go wrong, the goddess is not that kind of person, so I should do it for my brother Dong." It's for welfare, and Zhang Yun is also very good-looking, with fair skin and beautiful long legs, petite, exquisite and cute, isn't he the goddess of our grade, I am sorry for the little girl."

When Lu Dong heard this, he understood that Zhang Yun was the representative of the history class, and so was Shi Ke. This mentally retarded man must have promised Zhang Yun something to be so active, but it was a pity that he used the wrong place.

"Okay, I told her today, we have nothing to do, so don't just join in the fun." Lu Dong leaned back on the bed.

"I think Zhang Yun looks pretty good, but you don't even like it, Brother Dong, you have good taste!"

Lu Dong looked at Shi Ke, "I think it's because I have bad eyesight."

"Then what kind do you like?" Shi Ke asked curiously.

Lu Dong moved his eyes away from the phone, and a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "I really want to know?"

Shi Ke nodded like pecking rice.

"Me," Lu Dong put the phone in his hand and turned it around, "I like tall ones, short hair, no breasts, and upturned butts..."

"Do you like someone like Xue Wei?!" Shi Ke interrupted Lu Dong before he could finish speaking.

With a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, Lu Dong kicked Shike's stool vigorously, "It's better that the next one is the same as me."

Shi Ke obviously didn't react to this sentence, and he was stunned for a long time before saying what Lu Dong wanted to hear.

"what?"

Lu Dong didn't care much about sexual orientation, but he didn't intend to tell everyone with a big fanfare that Zhou Yuchuan, who played well with him, didn't know about Lu Dong, the only one who knew was Ren Tian.

Oh yes, now there is one more stone guest.

"What's the matter? Didn't you understand?" Lu Dong kicked Shi Ke's stool again, Shi Ke almost fell off, and staggered a few times before he managed to hold on to the handle.

"Brother Dong, what did you just say... what do you mean?"

Lu Dong sat up, "I think your IQ is high even at the age of three. It means that I fucking like boys, so don't fuck me up with me in the future, and be careful that I will beat you up."

"how would I not know?"

"Because you are mentally retarded." Lu Dong said angrily. "Can you react? Get out if you can't stand it."

"No, no, no!" Shi Ke waved his hand and said, "I can't stand it. I don't have any other opinions on this matter. It's quite normal. I used to have this kind of people around me. The rotten girls in my class used to say Everyone is equal, and you are my brother Dong, so I won't dislike you because of this kind of thing, but I'm still very touched that you can tell me this..."

Lu Dong looked at Shi Ke saying these words in a serious manner like an endorsement, and found it funny. These words probably could not have been thought of by him, maybe they were taught to him by his rotten girlfriends in the past.

"Okay, I know." Lu Dong suddenly wanted to tease him, and patted his butt in a tricky way, "Let's go, go eat, my aunt called it almost three times just now."

Lu Dong didn't know how Shi Ke ate this meal, but he was still a little absent-minded when eating. Although he didn't care much about what would happen if others found out about it, he was a little afraid of Shi Ke, who was mentally retarded. While eating, I suddenly connected to that wire in my brain, then stood up and called Brother Dong, you actually like men!

Probably the impression of mental retardation is too deeply rooted in people's hearts.

However, Shi Ke was quite quiet, and it was rare for him to talk much during the meal. I don't know if it was because he didn't react or because he felt embarrassed.

But Lu Dong felt that he probably didn't react, after all, his IQ had nothing to embarrass him.

Lu Dong doesn't know what Shi Ke will think about this matter, Lu Dong's usual style is to make things clear, you like me, okay, I don't like you, it's better to say it directly, so Shi Ke When Yun got married, Lu Dong opened the conversation, but he didn't think about the impact this incident would have on Shi Ke.

After all, liking men is not universally accepted by everyone, but almost everyone knows a thing or two, not to mention that there is a magical species called rotten women in this world that transmits all kinds of equality for everyone. Thoughts, but even so, we can't expect everyone to accept it. Maybe others will not say anything on the surface because of their own face, but in private, no one can control whose mouth.

Lu Dong's rare post-event Zhuge Liang, is he almost ready?Didn't you say it was the right time?But when I think about it carefully, I don't need any suitable time and place. This is not a confession. I just came out to you, and I didn't tell Shi Ke that I like you. Sooner or later doesn't matter.

Lu Dong felt a little strange, he hadn't paid so much attention to one thing before, and it was something he didn't think was a big deal before.

After going around and going around, Lu Dong didn't figure out why. At the end, Lu Dong gave up after thinking about it. Tonight is supposed to be an auspicious day. Several couples from the technical school next door came out to open a room, and each of them couldn't wait to tear it off. Lu Dong, who came and went, almost got the list wrong several times. Among them, there were a few couples who frequented this place. They had a face-to-face with Lu Dong, and laughed and teased whether Lu Dong was thinking of something. That's how beautiful women are.

Lu Dongxin said that she was not a beautiful woman, but a silly boy, but the silly boy was quite handsome.

The silly boy was coming out of the house, when Lu Dong called him over.

"You watch here, I'll take a break."

Shike cared about him for a rare moment, Brother Dong, "Brother Dong, you are tired, go and rest, let me see, are you tired from training? Let me tell you that your teacher is too strict, last time When I went to find you, he gave me a scolding, saying that you are not allowed to deliver water during training..."

Lu Dong stopped for a moment, turned his head and glanced at Shi Ke, "When did you go to see me?"

"Oh, the day I was kicked out of Lafayette's class that day."

Lafayette taught mathematics, and his temper was usually like that of Cixi. The whole class coaxed her to be alone, and she could talk endlessly when something went wrong.

Lu Dong recalled which class it was, and thought for a while before he remembered it.

That day Lu Dong and his team had someone's birthday, and a few good people got together to discuss going out to have a meal. Although Lu Dong is a big boss, he can still play with brothers who are together. After a while, Lu Dong readily joined.

As a result, at a little bit that day, as soon as he left the school, he ran into the coach to send his girlfriend home. The few people who had just walked out stared at the coach for a while, then turned their heads and went back the same way tacitly, only Lu Dong was still smiling. Say hello to the coach, "Brother Yu, how are you! Just sent my sister-in-law back?"

The coach of Lu Dong's team, whose surname is Shentu and whose name is Yu, was called Teacher Shen and Brother Shen when he didn't know it before. Later, he was despised by their dear Brother Shen and punished him for his cultural cultivation. Hundreds of surnames were used ten times, and later they simply avoided this kind of problem of revealing IQ, and they were called Brother Yu.

Brother Yu knew at a glance that he often went to and from the gym, and his muscles were about to fill the cuffs. It was only mid-April, and Brother Yu couldn't wait to change into short sleeves.

Brother Yu patted Lu Dong on the shoulder, and kindly stopped the few people who were about to run away.

"Stop the fuck for me! Playground! Twenty laps! You won't be allowed to leave get out of class if you don't finish the run!"

Brother Yu was on the verge of getting angry that day, no wonder Shi Ke said that when Brother Yu was not angry...probably there was no change, it was just the difference from twenty laps to fifteen laps.

But Lu Dong didn't intend to explain, but asked another question, "Why did you ask me that day?"

Shi Ke was stunned for a moment, as if he was wondering why he was looking for him that day, but he couldn't come up with any reason after ringing for a long time, "Probably, I missed you..."