two and a half

In the current situation, anyone who speaks a little bit softly means admitting defeat. Tan Ye can be said to be a typical example of not being dead, and he insists on showing off his words for a while.

"Lu Dong! What the hell are you doing there? Fuck me..."

Before Tan Ye could finish his sentence, he received a solid punch in the face.

Lu Dong didn't even know when Shike rushed up, but he could only hear the loud "I'm sorry for you!"

Tan Ye covered half of his face and looked at Shi Ke, "Who the hell are you!"

Shi Ke returned what he said just now to Tan Ye, "I've never seen foreign aid!"

Lu Dong couldn't help laughing, and then remembered that when Wang Jingtao came that day, Shi Ke rushed forward without any hesitation.

"You fucking clean up for me, don't fucking fart like nothing!" Shi Ke yelled very loudly when cursing, and he couldn't see the shadow of his mentally retarded forehead at all.

Ah, no, it’s still a little bit, the kind of one who doesn’t care about anything and just does it is still a little silly.

As long as someone shakes his fist, there will inevitably be some people who are ready to move and can't help it. After a while, the stadium will soon turn into a crowd brawl.

Lu Dong sighed, stepped forward, pinpointed Shi Ke's position, grabbed him by the back collar, moved around, then kicked Tan Ye, and the man fell to the ground immediately.

After solving one, Lu Dong was about to pull the other one, when there was another sound outside the stadium.

"Stop! What are you doing!"

Lu Dong thought to himself, this meal will not be finished again.

What is this called!

Before the fight was complete, he was called to the office. There were people from every class in the sports team, and he called the coach directly. The track and field team, Brother Yu, was not there, and Cao Yanwang personally gave a lecture. Lu Dong started in just 10 minutes. I feel extremely sorry for Zhou Yuchuan.

In just these 10 minutes, Cao Yanwang scolded him over and over again as if he was out of breath, and everyone scolded with different lines. With this teacher, it’s no wonder that Zhou Yuchuan’s frequency of seeking out him has decreased recently.

After the tough ten minutes, when Lu Dong walked out, he felt that the soles of his feet could not wait for the wind, so he hurried out.

Shi Ke is not on the track and field team, but because he also participated in the mob fight this time, he spent this period of love education with them.

When he came out, Cao Yanwang couldn't help yelling: "You say you are a cultural student, what are you doing with them! Do you still want to go to university!"

Shi Ke was not affected at all, as soon as his front feet came out, his back feet rushed to Lu Dong's side, "Brother Dong, what are you eating today?"

"A hot dry noodle shop just opened at the opposite door. It will be gone when it's late. Today is a busy day!" Lu Dong took out his phone to check the time.

The rest of the people watched silently, thinking that these two people really have great hearts.

A few people left the school, so far, a farce that was originally a farce was over.

In fact, Lu Dong would definitely be unhappy if this fight were to be put on hold, but today Lu Dong is in a particularly good mood.

"Did you roll up your sleeves and fuck with someone just because of a single sentence today?" Lu Dong asked.

Shi Ke looked at Lu Dong, and there was no anger on his expression, so he boldly said, "I can't stand him fucking scolding you!"

"Many people scold me." Lu Dong put his hands in his pockets.

Unprepared, Shi Ke was stunned. He originally thought that his brother Dong would feel relieved for his heroic feat, but he didn't expect this answer. He didn't know what to say. He held back for a long time before he squeezed out, " Just not."

Lu Dong smiled, and stretched out two fingers, "Twice."

Shi Ke was stunned for a moment, and then understood what it meant.

"It's just three things. If it happens again, I'll think you like me."

When Lu Dong spoke, he was so ugly that Shi Ke could feel the heat from him, and the final sound made him tremble.

An inappropriate word crossed my mind, so fucking sexy.

Suddenly remembered what Xue Wei said in the Cordyceps group, his brother Dong is indeed a walking hormone!

While being nympho here, he didn't notice the upturned corners of Lu Dong's mouth at all.

The noodle restaurant is newly opened, and a big red banner is hung at the door: the new store opens, half price for the first three days, and free order service for participants!

There is also an event in a bigger place, and it looks like this store won't be open for a long time.

There is a sign at the door, which says the event - there is no spiciest, only spicier!

Challenge the chili noodles in our restaurant which is full of chili.

Lu Dong can't eat spicy food very much, and the most expensive bowl of noodles is more than 30 yuan. It's a set meal, and half price is only a dozen yuan. Only mentally retarded people like Shike will participate.

Yes, he is he and he is, our retarded little rock.

Shi Ke quickly signed up with the boss with an expression that this activity is very valuable, and there is a tendency to pull Lu Dong to play together.

"It's fine if you get sick yourself, don't drag me down." Lu Dong found a quieter place and sat down. Although it was past the meal time, there were still quite a few people, probably all with Lu Dong. Same, I thought it was a new store so I came to try it.

But after a while, Lu Dong felt that part of it was to watch this mentally retarded activity.

In Shi Ke's bowl, there were no noodles of other colors except red, Lu Dong unconsciously twitched the corner of his mouth, it took a lot of fucking perseverance to eat it.

Then he saw Shi Ke picked up the chopsticks without any hesitation, took a bite, and took a bite with the pepper.

Looking at it, Lu Dong felt hot in his stomach.

It took three to 10 minutes to finish the whole bowl of chili, and thunderous applause erupted from all around, and it lasted for a long time.

Shi Ke stood up with red lips and bowed, "Thank you everyone, thank you for your applause!"

The two of Lu Dong ate a free meal of hot dry noodles, but Lu Dong's mood was complicated.

Shi Ke's sensory organs seemed to be a little dull, and he didn't realize the hotness of his mouth until he got home, and he wailed, brother Dong, that I couldn't do it while frantically holding ice cubes.

Lu Dongxin said that you deserve to die.

"I beg you to learn mathematics. A meal costs more than a dozen yuan. This bottle of medicine is less than forty or fifty. You are really good, my baby." Lu Dong held the medicine in his hand in front of Shi Ke. Shaking, "Shut up and apply the medicine."

Seeing the medicine in Lu Dong's hand, Shi Ke subconsciously closed his eyes and pursed his lips, waiting for Lu Dong to apply it. He didn't realize that Brother Dong was asking him to do it himself.

Holding the medicine bottle in his hand, Lu Dong went in and out, and was stunned for a long time before he said, "Little Shitou, have you heard an old saying?"

"What are you talking about?" Shi Ke opened his eyes and looked at Lu Dong who was about to post it.

"The boy must be pouting to ask you to kiss him."

Shi Ke suddenly opened his eyes, "What is this..."

Shi Ke was held back before he finished speaking, and Lu Dong didn't even have a chance to react when he pressed his lips.

His mouth was a little red after eating chili, but fortunately there was no blisters, otherwise Lu Dong felt that he could have been bitten by him. Lu Dong stretched out his tongue and licked Shi Ke's lips, and a mint smell spread from the tip of his tongue to his entire mouth , The spray given to him just now was still on his mouth, but Lu Dong didn't care that much.

The boy pursed his lips to ask you to kiss him. Lu Dong didn't even know which website he read this sentence from, it probably wasn't a good website.

Shi Ke's lips are very soft, I don't know if it's because of eating chili, the lips may be a little thicker, but the texture of the kiss is extraordinarily good, compared to the usual thin lips, it is still very satisfying.

At this time, it doesn't really matter what you say, Lu Dong thinks that if he doesn't remember that old saying, he will kiss him.

I'm about to go crazy, especially when I saw Shi Ke attacking him again today, this feeling of wanting to get close to him, wanting to hug him, kiss him or even... is getting stronger and stronger.

You still fucking call it brotherhood, sorry, that won't work.

Lu Dong refrained from picking him up, "What the hell are you eating today?! Fuck!"

Shi Ke was a little dazed by the kiss, and jumped out syllable by syllable, "Huh?"

Lu Dong squeezed his chin, "If you don't eat today, I'll fuck you right away."

Shi · I am the most straightforward · guest can understand what his brother Dong means, he feels that he is no longer the pure self.

As for Lu Dong's almost straightforward expression, there is always a feeling of being overwhelmed.

The most terrible thing is that I didn't expect to push it away just now.

Shi Ke walked out of Lu Dong's house without panting, thinking that something was wrong.

Lu Dong took a cold shower with the flag that had not been lowered, and always felt that if this happened a few more times, he would definitely have a problem.

Unable to control it just now, Lu Dong poured water on himself and sighed long.

This situation is a bit serious. When I face Shi Ke, I want to approach him more and more uncontrollably, want to hug him, kiss him, or even do something else. Since the showdown in the bathroom last time, this kind of The thought didn't stop for a moment.

Talking about Zhenxiang while scolding this retarded guy, it's really killing me.

The gate of the No. [-] Middle School has always been like a decoration. Anyway, students can't stop them from entering and leaving. This day, Lu Dong was stopped when he came back from the playground.

"Hello classmate, I want to ask..."

Lu Dong turned around and saw an unfamiliar face, but Lu Dong was always very polite to such a polite person, "What's wrong?"

"I want to ask, do you know a student named Shi Ke?"

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