two and a half

After closing the door, the surrounding voices of "eat well, drink well" and "study hard" gradually faded away, and Lu Dong lay down on the bed again.

The Qiqi Lu Yumei spoke of was her son Wu Qi. The child was placed with high expectations from the very beginning. He was sent to other places to study in the fifth grade of elementary school. It is said that there is nothing but education in that place. Lu Dong felt that it was awesome to make it like this. Wu Qi went home every two weeks, and when he got home, he was like a star holding the moon, handing a milk here and a fruit plate there, and treating his son as an offering for me. with.

Lu Dong didn't think there was anything wrong with what Lu Yumei and his wife did. Every parent must hope that their child will be good. He just felt that Wu Qi was not up to the mark. He didn't make a good seed for offering such delicious food. , on the contrary, a fat man was confessed, and he was a fat man with only flesh but no brains.

But Lu Dong was not in the mood to talk to Wu Qi about this, he was very lazy, if he had the spare time to tell him the truth, he might as well go to sleep, or help Ren Tian distribute leaflets or something, and earn money.

Moreover, it was not his turn to say anything.

When Lu Dong returned to the room, he lay down on the bed like a cartilaginous animal. As soon as he lay down on the bed, he felt a pain in his stomach. Lu Dong reached out and touched it. It was his mobile phone.

The light above is still on.

Lu Dong swiped open his phone, and there were two WeChat messages on it.

Crazystone.

Lu Dong was a little annoyed when he saw this name. He opened his personal information, brought up the notes, deleted the English one by one, and then typed Wanrong, and looked at the notes and thought it was wrong, making himself laugh. Only then did he spell out the word Shike.

- Brother, are you eating?I can smell it, it smells so good.

-Did you not give me my eight yuan for food?

Lu Dong looked at these two messages with joy, and moved his fingers.

- wait.

Lu Dong sighed, and got up from the bed again. When he walked to the door, he suddenly thought of something, went to the drawer, took out a few red ones from the envelope, put them in his pocket, and then went there like a snail. Moved to the kitchen, and then thought that the young master might be tightening his belt, so he took a longer step.

Shi Ke smelled the aroma from the beginning of Lu Yumei's cooking, rubbed his stomach and lay back on the bed. He hasn't eaten a bite since he came out today, and now he can stand up and he feels very great.

Shi Ke looked at his phone, but Lu Dong hadn't answered him yet.

When I paid the money today, I transferred all the remaining money. Now Shi Ke has no money. Shi Ke thought sadly, if he didn’t transfer the eight yuan, he can still go out and buy one now. eat bread, and will not starve in bed.

Shi Ke sighed, feeling that Lu Dong would not pay attention to him, so he decided to take a bath first, although it was cold, but after running today, he always felt as if he had rolled in the mud.

Although the hotel is small, there are still basic facilities, but the place is a bit small, and the water is not very hot.

When Shike turned on the nozzle, he was shivering. The water was not hot enough. Shike felt like he was going to poke a hole in his body when the nozzle went down. Shike gritted his teeth and endured the water temperature. He took a bath for the first time in his life It only took 10 minutes.

"It's so fucking cold! This thing will freeze to death in the room..." Shi Ke came out of the bathroom with a bath towel half wrapped and half wiped. Before he could finish talking to himself, he saw standing in the room Lu Dong was still carrying the food.

"Fuck!" Shi Ke shouted angrily, and rushed back to the bathroom at the speed of fleeing for his life.

With a bang, the bathroom door was closed, and Shi Ke was startled by the sound, and it took him a long time to remember what he was doing when he came back.

Shi Ke turned around and searched in the pile of dirty clothes, put his underwear on again, wiped his body with a bath towel indiscriminately a few times, picked up the clothes and put them in front of his nose, and finally gave up wearing them.

Just be naked, it's all men, so why not be embarrassed, Shi Ke tied the towel around his waist, snored his dripping hair, and twisted the bathroom door with a long sigh of relief.

Twist it once, but didn't unscrew it, Shi Ke frowned, and twisted it again.

Fuck, what the hell is this called!

"Brother! This door of your house can't be opened!" Shi Ke patted the glass and shouted out.

He reckoned that Lu Dong probably didn't leave, because he heard the sound of putting down the plates, and then the sound of Lu Dong's slipper being dragged on the ground.

"100." Lu Dong's voice approached.

"What?" Shi Ke froze for a moment.

"If you damage the facilities, you will be compensated 100 yuan." Lu Dong said slowly.

Shi Ke suddenly became angry, "Then I'm still trapped inside! Why don't you say that your bean curd project has brought life-threatening danger to consumers! What if I was suffocated to death inside?" Shi Ke said Excited, he slapped the translucent glass on the door hard again.

After Shi Ke shouted, he felt that the sound of slippers outside had disappeared. He listened with his ears sideways, but he didn't hear anything. He thought that Lu Dong had left, and panicked.

"Brother? Brother! Fuck you. Don't leave. I'm just kidding. I'll pay for whatever money I have. You get me out first, I can't unscrew it!"

"If you make more noise, you will continue to be bored inside." A voice came from the door.

"Stop arguing, stop arguing, brother, can you find a way to break it?"

Lu Dong didn't speak any more. Shi Ke could see Lu Dong at the door through the translucent glass, so he felt relieved.

Within a minute, a voice came from the door again, "Okay."

Shi Ke was quite surprised, turned the door lock, and it really opened. Shi Ke opened the door, saw that Lu Dong had returned to the chair, hesitated and came out.

After coming out, Shi Ke was still surprised, closed the door again, then twisted it again, and the door opened properly, as if it was not broken.

"This... is it ready?" Shi Ke pointed to the door lock, and then looked at Lu Dong.

"No, the lock has to be changed, or it will break." Lu Dong sat on the chair without lifting his head.

Shi Ke didn't continue this topic, and didn't want to bring up the 100 yuan just now, so he shut his mouth wisely, then turned his head and saw the food on the table, and smiled, "Brother, bring me a meal gone?"

"I'm afraid you will starve to death." Lu Dong said.

When Shi Ke saw the food, his eyes were almost straightened, and he didn't care about anything else, so he sat on the bed, picked it up and started eating.

"Damn. I've been smelling the smell in the house, and just now I was wondering if I would just starve to death." Shi Ke licked the rice in his mouth, as if someone would snatch it away if he slowed down.

"Don't say it so disgusting, be careful to beat you." Lu Dong frowned.

"Is it disgusting?" Shi Ke swallowed after chewing a few mouthfuls of food. "I'm really hungry. I haven't eaten since this morning. I think it's a miracle that I can still sit here and talk."

Lu Dong opened his mouth and wanted to ask something, but seeing Shi Ke eating, he finally just said shut up and eat.

Shi Ke was really hungry too. He picked up his chopsticks and kept his mouth open. Lu Dong ate every grain of the rice brought by him. Finally, he put down his chopsticks and took out a paper towel to wipe his mouth. Infinity, it looks like you just had a full meal.

"Sweet!" Shi Ke rolled up a small ball of paper towels and threw it towards the trash can at the door. The small paper ball bounced from the side and fell to the ground.

"Alas!" Shi Ke sighed, stood up again and walked over to pick up the paper and throw it into the trash can.

Lu Dong couldn't help but want to laugh watching the young master's series of after-dinner activities similar to self-entertainment, but he held back considering what he was going to talk about next.

"Shi Ke." Lu Dong called him.

Shi Ke was still standing at the door, he was stunned for a moment when he heard the voice, and after recovering, he asked uncertainly, "Brother, did you call me?"

"Yeah." Lu Dong felt that Shi Ke was born with a sense of humor, and acting in sketches might be a way out, so he coughed, "Come to talk?"

Shi Ke's expression escaped the control of his mind for a moment, and Lu Dong admired himself for being able to capture this momentary change. He is not a person who likes to observe people.

The displeased expression only stayed for 0.01 second. When Lu Dong wanted to read something from it again, Shi Ke had already changed his face, and changed into the expression of a professional sketch actor.

"What are you talking about?" Shi Ke sat down.

Lu Dong sighed, Shi Ke's expression made him wonder if he had taken the wrong medicine today and had to meddle in his own business.

"You...what's going on?" Lu Dong still asked.

"Huh?" Shi Ke was stunned for a moment, not quite sure where to start with what was going on, and brushed his dripping hair with his hands, "I had a quarrel with my family, and then ran out in a fit of anger, I wasn't I said it."

"Then got on the wrong car and got his wallet stolen?" Lu Dong helped him out.

"Ah." Shi Ke responded and nodded.

Lu Dong took out the red tickets from his pocket, "Five hundred, I'll lend it to you, return it to me when you go home."

Shi Ke looked at the red ones on the table, and lost control of his expression for a while, he was stunned for a long time and didn't understand what Lu Dong was talking about.

"Brother, what do you mean?" Shi Ke swallowed.

"Go home." Lu Dong didn't talk nonsense to him. At first he wanted to say that no matter what, your family must be worried about you, and your parents are worried about this and that, but he felt that these words sounded like that cold On a windy night, the old men and women who set up stalls on the street and gave alms to the lost girls were straightforward and simple, and the stone guest probably understands these principles, so there is no need to waste words.

But Shi Ke didn't give him face.

Shi Ke picked up the money, and then gave it to Lu Dong, "Brother, can the five hundred be considered as accommodation expenses?"

"What do you mean?" Lu Dong raised his eyebrows.

"I don't want to go back."