Don't suck me, I'm not sweet {wear book}

Wen Nong was silent for a while.

"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence." Lu Dao kissed his ear.

In the next second, Wen Nong bent his knees and stood up.

The young master covered his crotch: "I'm going...not...too ruthless!"

Wen Nong patted his head with a pleasant expression: "Stop making trouble."

After he finished speaking, he walked up without looking back, Lu Dao was not reconciled, and chased him bouncingly: "You touched my horn and did such a beast to me, you have to be responsible!!"

Wen Nong had already reached the stairs, looked up for a while, and said, "What are you yelling about?"

Lu Dao stems his neck: "Sleeping for more than half a year! Kissing, hugging, and everything! Why can't we go further!"

"Young master, let me tell you about my own strengths." Wen Nong climbed the stairs unhurriedly, "Speak louder."

"I, Road Dao! The most handsome man in the Three Realms! The most powerful! Punching gods and kicking ancient demons! No one can compare in the past and present! #$￥%..."

"Like a donkey." Wen Nong smiled lightly, opened the formation and walked up, wagging his buck-toothed tail squatting on one side.

Gu Lingju yelled and jumped up, and saw the four elders who had been waiting for a long time in Changli Hall and nearly twenty guards in front.

"..."

That formation is not soundproof.

Wen Nong bowed to the waiting demons as if nothing had happened, then turned around and left, hooking his fingers lightly, Baoya followed him away wagging his head and tail.

The demons and the young master with a wet head popped out stared wide-eyed.

Wen Nong calmly walked through the formation and entered the bedroom, and instantly exploded into crayfish on the spot.

He took off his wet clothes and threw them away, covering Bucktooth's head.

Baoya raised his front paws and pulled at his clothes, and heard him complaining incoherently: "Is he sick? He is so out of his depth, he can say all kinds of nonsense? Ah? Can this be a joke?"

Baoya threw off his clothes, stretched his front paws comfortably, and said lightly: Then you just take care of him.

"Your mother is a red move, okay? They are the future twins of the demon world!"

Baoya stared, Quack: What? !

Wen Nong grabbed his hair and twisted it with spiritual power, the water droplets in the hair turned into ice balls and fell down, speaking quickly and chaotically: "Mozun 23, welcome the great elder as the queen, it was finalized like this in the original work, no If there is an accident, maybe there will be a little young master who will let you continue to be a nanny..."

The buck teeth fell to the ground and did the splits, with his head pressed against the ground, and his small eyes revealed a look of horror.

Wen Nong changed into clean and refreshing clothes, shut his mouth and sat on the edge of the bed, fell down sullenly, his mind was muddled.

Finished calf.

He bent the road knife.

He suddenly felt that there was nothing to love, grabbed the quilt and covered his head.

How could Lu Dao be interested in him?

How could it be so unscientific.

He thought about it with a headache, and he didn't know how long he thought about it, when the quilt was suddenly pulled.

Wen Nong's mask became tighter: "Go, go, go, let me be quiet."

"That won't work."

The quilt was lifted, and Lu Dao put his hands on him, and smiled and flicked his tongue: "Hey, what did Brother Wen hatch?"

Wen Nong covered his eyes: "Good job, ancestor, stay away from me."

Lu Dao pulled him up and kissed his forehead: "Mother, son, don't hide, we have something important to do."

Baoya on one side turned somersault upon hearing the words, and shook his front paws reassuringly.

Wen Nong glared angrily: "Don't call again..."

Lu Dao gags his mouth without saying anything, and after a long while, he releases it contentedly, and nimbly jumps aside, avoiding the brutal knee blow.

"Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai

Wen Nong couldn't bear it anymore, rubbed a Lingli pill and threw it over, Ludao stretched out two fingers, squeezed it as if playing, and threw it into his mouth and swallowed it: "It's really important, make preparations in advance, we will have it in the afternoon Out of the devil world."

Wen Nong stopped rubbing the spiritual arrows and was startled: "Isn't it going to be a few days before we start?"

Lu Dao opened the closet and picked up a black dress. He didn't shy away from it in front of Wen Nong, and took off his clothes on the spot: "I don't know, there seems to be trouble in the fairy world. Lingwu Mountain was affected by the fluctuation and opened earlier."

Wen Nong turned around quickly: "Why is this happening? It's too hasty. The young master has just gone through a great battle and has no time to breathe. How can he stand up to this?"

Lu Dao quietly hugged him from behind, and laughed softly: "Why can't you stand up?"

Wen Nong's head was filled with smoke, and he turned around and punched him: "Rogue!!"

Lu Dao held his hand, pinched one side of a roll of gauze with the other hand, held the other side in his mouth, and quickly wrapped it around Wen Nong's neck with one hand in a neat and difficult movement.

After tying it up, he could still hug Wen Nong and smile: "Go with the young master, no kidding, I really need you."

Wen Nong clapped his hands: "Let go! I won't go! You're talking nonsense again!"

Lu Dao hugged him and kissed him: "Hey, I'm not talking nonsense, brother Wen. In addition to sorting garbage, there's a magical rule in the fairy world, saying that you must have a couple to enter Lingwu Mountain—"

"Single dogs are not allowed in!"

Immortal world, a certain vegetable garden.

A beautiful fairy in Tsing Yi was shyly handing over the jade pendant: "Brother Dongjian! Please go to Lingwu Mountain with me in the afternoon!"

"Ok?"

A handsome man turned his head, his temples were cut like a knife, his eyebrows were full of spring, his appearance and temperament were extraordinary.If you ask who is the most handsome in the fairy world, Gu Lingdong Jian must be the first!

If everyone ignores that he is standing in the vegetable garden with his trouser legs and carrying a dung load.

Dong Jian didn't let go of the burden, but picked up the towel hanging around his neck and wiped his sweat, and declined helplessly: "Thank you for the invitation, but I'm still in the punishment period for violating the law, and I can't go out according to the law. Thank you for your kindness, junior sister, others can afford this token more than me."

The fairy's eyes were red, and she persisted for a while.Because senior brother is so handsome, even two loads of dung can't cover up his handsomeness!

Then she was mercilessly rejected by the handsome and unparalleled senior brother.

In the end, she could only hide her face and leave, so sad all the way.

Dong Jian sighed, turned around and continued to pretend to be farming.

This is No.11.

Why are there so many rules this year?

"Dongjian!"

A call came from far behind, and Dong Jian, who had just been inseparable from the dung load, immediately moved the thing away, put down the trouser legs, tidied up the clothes, flicked away the smell, sprinkled flowers, and then slowly turned his head pretending to be nonchalant : "Brother Yan."

The running man stopped his legs instantly: Nima is too dazzling!Why so handsome!

Seeing that he stopped, Dong Jian walked towards him by himself: "What's wrong, senior brother?"

"It's all right." Lu Yan waved his hands and smirked, "Have you heard! Lingwu Mountain is open early!"

Dong Jian was justly surprised: "Really?"

"Really! And only Taoist couples are allowed to enter, single dogs are not allowed!" Lu Yan laughed loudly.

Dong Jian felt sad again: "No matter how the rules are changed, I won't be able to go."

Lu Yan stopped smiling for a moment, and patted him on the shoulder hard: "Don't! You also need to abide by that broken rule? You are Dongjian! Ignore them, listen to me, change your appearance in the afternoon, and go directly to Ling My mountain grabs the equipment!"

Dong Jian lowered his eyes again to express his sadness: "But, I don't have a Taoist companion either."

Lu Yan was dumbfounded: "What kind of horse? How is it possible? Didn't the fairy come to you as soon as the news came out?"

Dong Jian shook his head sadly: "I'm a sinner, who can look up to me?"

Now Lu Yan was very worried.

Dong Jian stood beside him quietly, waiting for him to speak.Suddenly there was movement outside the vegetable garden, and he put his hands behind his back to cast a spell calmly, so a stone formation appeared outside the vegetable garden, and the fairies with tokens circled around, but they couldn't get in.

Lu Yan struggled for a long time before opening his mouth with some seriousness: "Well...if you don't mind, I... how about I pretend to be your Taoist companion?"

Dong Jian held back her joy, thinking in her heart, she has done all the pretense, and it has been real for a long time, and you are the only one who coyly refuses to respond to me.

He also nodded heavily: "For the current plan, I can only bother senior brother a little more, thank you."

Lu Yan waved his hand: "It's nothing! Don't talk about it." He thought for a while, "Then I'll go back and prepare later, maybe I'll stay there for ten and a half months."

"Thank you, brother."

"No hard work!" Lu Yan smiled, "I'm happy to see you doing well!"

Then he turned around and left: "Time is tight, so I'll go now, you just come back at noon and find me in my room."

Dong Jian grabbed him again: "Brother, wait."

"what happened?"

"Is there time for Lingwu Mountain to open at noon?"

Lu Yan was confused: "Why is it too late?"

He smiled lowly, and said two words close to Lu Yan's ear, instantly familiarizing the latter.

"No no no..."

"Just once." Dongjian vowed.

Lu Yan shook his head crazily: "That's not enough time! Don't think about it!"

Dong Jian hugged him: "Then I'll go back with you now."

Poor Lu Yan couldn't speak fluently: "Don't you have to farm all kinds of land?"

What a joke, those rules are nothing compared to yours.

He said righteously: "Brother, practice is important, otherwise I am afraid that I will not have enough self-protection ability to enter Lingwu Mountain."

"Uh, uh..." Lu Yan stammered for a while, "Okay, okay."

Dong Jian smiled: "Brother, let's go back."

"hurry up."

The author has something to say:

Lu Yan: Me!It's finally live!

Dong Jian: That's great.

The wonderful vice sipi is finally live.

Small interview:

Reporter: Hello, may I ask why both Lu Dao and Dong Jian are so handsome, but Dong Jian can be the protagonist?

Brother Zijing: A socialite and a second-hand nerd, what do you think?

Lu: I&%$#￥!

Brother Zijing: One is a real flirt, and the other is an innocent flirt, what do you think?

Road: %&#$￥!