Don't suck me, I'm not sweet {wear book}

Wen Nong didn't react at first, but when he understood the meaning, his face was about to bleed, he punched Lu Dao in the chest, and angrily said: "Get out! Get into your head!"

Lu Dao's ears were hot, but he couldn't stop laughing: "Isn't it just for the head? Hahahaha... Come on, come on, come on and hit my chest again, Brother Wen..."

Wen Nong was in a mess, wiped his face and was about to jump off his arms, Lu Dao refused, hugged him even tighter, rubbed his chin on his forehead and smiled: "Where do you want to run?"

"You driver!"

The two walked a long way crookedly, one brandishing their fists and the other beating each other laughingly, until they reached the sixth floor of Lingwu Mountain.

Wen Nong could feel the direction of the aura, so he pulled Ludao's lapel: "Put me down quickly, I'm fine, I want to go by myself."

Lu Dao pecked at his eyelids: "Why are you ashamed? You stay comfortable and I can hug you comfortably, don't touch the ground, keep it like this until the end, okay?"

"Not good." Wen Nong tugged at his hair, and said seriously, "Give me the dignity of being the head of the family."

Lu Dao couldn't help laughing: "So grand?"

Wen Nong kept struggling, twisting and turning like a loach, Lu Dao was afraid that he would fall, so he had to bend down and put him on the ground.

Wen Nong straightened his clothes: "I advise you that those who know the current affairs are heroes, labor and capital will sooner or later revive their husbands..."

Before he finished vibrating, Lu Dao had already lowered his head and held his face in his mouth.

It took a long time for Lu Dao to let him go, wiped the water stains on his lips, and said hoarsely: "Brother Wen, don't worry, I'll listen to you."

Wen Nong pushed him out of breath: "Get lost."

Can't push, can't break him.

He had no choice but to wipe his lips: "Stop playing, let's go, let's go to the sixth floor, and you will definitely find a suitable powerful spiritual weapon. Finish the job early and stay away from this place, this spirit tomb makes me feel too uncomfortable gone."

He wanted to step in, but Lu Dao snatched it back from behind, unable to move.

The more Wen Nong struggled, the tighter his hands around his waist: "What are you doing?"

Lu Dao kissed his temples: "Brother Wen, we've been here for a long time, why don't we set up camp and rest?"

Wen Nong thinks about it too, the dragon-slaying knife is not in a hurry, anyway, no one can summon that magical weapon.

"Success, are you hungry?"

Lu Dao flicked his fingers to clean up the surroundings: "One kiss to brother Wen will make you full, give me another kiss?"

"Flicker." Wen Nong flicked his head, "Let me tell you, it's useless to be glib and tricky, it's better to be practical."

He found the bed sheets folded into tofu cubes from Doraemon's bag, shook them out and spread them on the floor as tablecloths, and then took out the dry food one by one, and laid them out in a short while.

Lu Dao touched the corner of the old bed sheet, and flirted again: "Seeing this, I want to be pragmatic and hug Brother Wen like this."

Wen Nong grabbed something and stuffed it into his mouth, his eyes were black and angry, and his face was flushed red again, an indescribably good color.Lu Dao rolled his Adam's apple several times, took a bite and took his hand away, and passed without any explanation.

"Well, here we go again..." Wen Nong didn't have to push the food, so he could only let him mess it up. It's really embarrassing for two people to share a bite of food.

Lu Dao stroked his hair: "Brother Wen, hurry up and change into a better dress... Otherwise, when I look at this tattered clothes, I want to tear them apart..."

Without further ado, Wen Nong bumped him away with his head: "Turn off your unconstrained imagination, what the hell—I'll change it, can't I change it!"

He immediately wiped his hands with a towel, looked in the bag, and found a new set of white clothes.Not only was my body bitten by Tianma, but it was also dirty, so I really should change it.

Wen Nong prefers white clothes. In the past, he especially liked to wear white shirts or white T-shirts, casually wear a pair of pants, and wear flip flops.Tiandao's father rewarded him with a good face and good bones, but he didn't feel much about it, probably because he was poor and had no capital to be handsome, so he didn't care much.

He has no aesthetics for himself, but he likes to appreciate beauty, and occasionally he will take a few more glances at a good-looking girl or a handsome buddy.Like Lu Yan, although he used to always fight against him, but he also admitted that Lu Yan actually looks pretty good, but he is a little thinner, and he looks weak.

Unlike me, she still has a few abdominal muscles, full of aggressiveness...

Um?Wen Nong shook his head, and found that his thoughts were unknowingly bent.

"This one is good, Brother Wen, change it quickly." Lu Dao urged him by rubbing the white clothes in his hands.

Wen Nong responded, and was about to take off the belt when he found Lu Dao staring at him, and couldn't help but knock him on the head: "What are you looking at? Turn around, and you won't be afraid of a needle eye."

Lu Dao grabbed his hand and pecked at his fingertips: "Brother Wen, what do you mind? You and I are both Taoist couples, what can't we see? Hurry up and have a meal together after the change, and open a room with little hand... "

Wen Nong poked him on the forehead: "Fuck you, you can relate so well, not writing Xiao Huang Wen really hurt your imagination."

He was really just talking casually at this time.If he knew that Mozun Ludao would read his masterpiece word by word in the future...he would definitely want to go back to this moment and kick his trash talker.

Seeing that his eyes didn't turn away, Wen Nong thought for a while and found another set of clothes in the bag, took them out and put them on the knife head: "You change your clothes too, don't be too lazy to change clothes just because black can hide dirt, I think you can too." No better than me."

Lu Dao took off his clothes: "Change together?"

Wen Nong waved his hand: "Change, change, don't talk about my young master, I'll count one, two, three, let's all turn around and see who can change first."

Lu Dao obediently stood up and turned his back, Wen Nong also turned around to transform into Miracle Nuannuan, quickly untied the dirty clothes in twos and twos, and put on the new white clothes quickly.He thought to himself how he could not match his hand speed after being single for so many years... Then he was hugged by the road knife behind him.

The young master said happily, "I've changed it."

Wen Nong looked at his open skirt before he could tie a knot: "..."

"Brother Wen is a bit slow." Lu Dao leaned on his shoulder, wrapped his arms around his waist and held his hand from behind, "Let me help you wear it."

The controlled Wen Nong is held in his palm like a doll, and he can only watch him slowly grabbing his hand and knotting it on his belt.Ludao deliberately wanted to show off, but the knotting process was horribly slow, and his slender fingers didn't know where to touch it.

Wen Nong couldn't bear it anymore: "Hey!"

Lu Dao just lowered his head to play with him, and lowered his voice: "Brother Wen's waist feels so good."

"Nonsense, I'm a man with abdominal muscles... Ah no, let go of your salty pig hands, it's too shameful to procrastinate!"

Lu Dao slowly tightened the knot, and rubbed his neck sideways: "Isn't this enough to wear it? Childish, you want me to help you wear it."

"What did you say? Touch the conscience of the world, you..."

"Why should I touch that thing? If you want to touch it, you can only touch brother Wen. It's best to touch it from fingers to toes. It's soft and sweet."

"..."

Lu Dao pressed close to him, looked at his trembling eyelashes and said, "Oops."

"……what happened again?"

"Brother Wen, I want to take off his ragged clothes, and I want to take off his good clothes."

Wen Nong struggled for his hand, but couldn't move, he could only look up bitterly: "Dao, why do you look like a Teddy?"

"Because Dao likes Nong, he likes to do good things to Nong, and do bad things to Nong... even more so."

Wen Nong was about to soften: "I'm lying...how on earth do you want to let go of labor and capital first?"

Lu Dao smiled: "It's simple, Brother Wen, don't dare to look at me. Turn your head around and take the initiative once, and I'll forgive you first." After finishing speaking, he complained like a resentful woman, "Brother Wen never took the initiative to kiss you. The knife, the knife is not balanced."

Wen Nong's brain hurt, he struggled for a while and surrendered: "I know, I know! I'm three years old."

He took a deep breath, turned his head awe-inspiringly, and leaned forward holding his breath.

After a while: "...is it alright?"

Satisfied, the young master stretched out his tongue and swept his lips: "Okay, I originally wanted Brother Wen to kiss my forehead, but I didn't expect Brother Wen to be very expert, so comfortable."

Wen Nong wanted to kill him already.

Road knife is like a snake catching its prey.It is clear that the prey has nowhere to escape from the beginning, and he can swallow it in one gulp, but he does not, he just wants to go deeper into the rabbit's cave bit by bit, to see him trembling first, and then gradually lose his fear, and turn to be cautious He leaned close to the predator, tested the predator a few times to make sure it was harmless, and finally came over on his own initiative.

At this moment, he looked at Wen Nong whose eyes were wandering and swallowed unconsciously, and felt a heart that had never been more comfortable and satisfied.

After holding this treasure for more than half a year, I was finally able to take a sip of broth on my own initiative.

Wen Nong also knew that he was going farther and farther on the winding road, but he couldn't care less, he just wanted to avoid Road Dao's eyes with dry mouth.

"Don't play, really don't play, go to eat."

"it is good."

But Ludao still didn't let go of him, and sat on the sheet with his arms around him, leaving Wen Nong to nest on the Ludao sofa.

Lu Dao picked up a piece of food and handed it to his lips: "Eat one piece."

Wen Nong scratched his heart and liver: "Put me down..."

"Don't let it go, you are comfortable sitting like this."

"Comfortable head!" He turned his head and used the Iron Head Kung Fu, which caused the two of them to shake together, and his voice was weak and soft: "You...you don't hit me."

Ludao quickly warmed up, and wanted to maintain the old driver's character without changing his face, but the voice leaked when he spoke: "I, I just want to push you, no, no?"

Wen Nong didn't dare to move: "Self-solve it yourself!"

Lu Dao was amused by his tense voice, hugged him and swallowed, and comforted him: "Success, don't bully Brother Wen, fill your stomach first."

The two guys were tired of eating slowly and crookedly, Wen Nong was a little apprehensive, but then he focused on eating and didn't bother to care about him.The young master didn't feel very well, the worldly food was already tasteless to him, let alone a sweetheart who was never tired of tasting in his arms.

He looked at Brother Wen's appearance like a hamster, smiled silently a few times, and never let go of his waist with one hand. He thought to wait and return to his place. This place is evil, first protector Be kind and think about the follow-up.

Really, happy and tormented at the same time.

After filling his stomach, Wen Nong breathed out comfortably: "It feels so good to be full. I think back then, I had to suck up a bowl of instant noodles just to smash the monthly ticket... Hey, it's good now."

Lu Dao patted his belly: "Brother Wen has such a good appetite, it's all puffed up, so cute."

Wen Nong slapped him: "It's a cute hammer, don't touch it. When I was a child, my dean said that you can't rub your belly after eating, because you will feel your belly after a long time."

Lu Dao suppressed a smile: "Brother Wen doesn't like small bellies?"

"Nonsense, who likes it? I still have to keep my abs."

"Then what if it's a cub and bulges up?"

Wen Nong scolded with a smile: "Dream your big head, buck teeth are not enough pets? Hey, speaking of it, it would be great if buck teeth were there too, the way it eats is so cute to me."

Lu Dao suddenly tasted it: "What's so cute about buck teeth, a silly roe deer, can you compare to me? Brother Wen, let me tell you, if you don't want to keep a child, it won't cling to you when it gets its wife."

Wen Nong's smile froze: "The buck teeth are only a little bit bigger, so stop talking nonsense."

"Brother Wen, don't you believe it?" Lu Dao was still working hard, "You can see it just by looking at me. If it cherishes precious daughter-in-law like me in the future, who else can it see in its eyes?"

Wen Nong was suddenly teased again, and couldn't answer for a while, so he had to reply in a twisted manner: "Young master, does this mean that he has neglected the demon king? Hey, he is the son of a landlord."

Lu Dao was originally smiling, but was silent for a while.

After finishing speaking, Wen Nong regretted, and slapped himself: "Hey, look at my stinky mouth, don't be angry, I just talk trash like a habit."

Lu Dao held his hand: "What are you thinking, what kind of temper can I have with you. I suddenly thought that I really seem to be a bit of a jerk, and I lack filial piety to my father, a widowed old man."

Wen Nong scratched his head, he was an orphan, and his knowledge in this area stuck in his blind spots.

Lu Dao put his arms around him and shook him gently: "When I was young, he didn't really care about me. He probably saw me two or three times a month. Every time I saw him, I would twist my neck." He smiled, "The bachelor sleeps on an empty bed. , Miserable."

Wen Nong remembered that his mother was not mentioned in the original work, and he didn't know how to ask, so he quietly touched the back of his hand.

"Actually, I don't really like being close to my father." Lu Dao said slowly, "He's like me, he has a hostile spirit, he said he was injured in the war many years ago, and most of the time he stays at home. Li Yang. Dad is not easy, I admire him very much, he is a monument I look up to, he is a very great guy, but... I really don't like to get close to him, he is very angry."

Lu Dao tightened his waist: "Brother Wen still doesn't know why the enchantment of the demon world tends to become unbalanced and cracks appear when I appear, right? I'm an ancient spirit, but the attribute is murderous, and the body is inherently latent and deep." Hostility. The ancient spirit who does not pick shit from the fairy world, his attribute is the master of peace, and his body contains the pure and good energy of the world. We are the same ancient spirits, but we are different."

But the irony is that the villainous ancient spirit has a high status in the demon world, and everyone calls the young master good; but the good one is miserably bullied in the fairy world, and is punished to pick up shit if he doesn't pay attention...

"The hostile energy is the vicious death energy of the world. When it is released, it will disturb the balance of the spiritual energy of the three realms. Even if the world where the most turbid devil energy is located is torn apart, it cannot counteract my hostile energy." Lu Dao rubbed against him, "Two years A long time ago, my cultivation base skyrocketed, and for the first time I completely controlled my hostility, and I ran out."

He smiled: "Just when he was about to lose control and make trouble for the world, Brother Wen came."

Wen Nong moved.

"Brother Wen is very... good." Lu Dao bared his canine teeth and rubbed against his neck for a while, before asking viciously, "I'm going to bite you, are you afraid?"

Wen Nong didn't know what to do, turned around in his arms with difficulty, and looked at him face to face.

Lu Dao asked again: "Does it hurt when I bite you?"

Wen Nongfu went over and chirped lightly on his forehead: "Don't be afraid, the pain is okay, I don't mind."

Lu Dao hugged him tightly and stroked his hair: "Brother Wen is so sweet, it's so sweet to my heart."

Wen Nong murmured like a big cat: "It's okay, I'm the young master's You Lemei, be careful about tooth decay and fat." After thinking about it, he felt wrong: "Why do you feel that the young master knows too few people and is not deeply involved in the world? What? What if someone else is your blood bag and tricks you around?"

Lu Dao twisted his hair and smiled: "I'm not an idiot, what are I thinking. I'm so vicious, so I'm naturally more sensitive to good, and I can't tell the difference. I can tell when I bite you for the first time." gone."

His fingers circled around his spirit orifice: "Many people have hostility buried in their hearts. Even if they don't have it themselves, they are often infected by the hostility of others. Only you are not infected."

"Wen Nong is unique, and there is no second one in three thousand worlds. You are the treasure bestowed on me by the Gods of Heaven and Earth."

Wen Nong was speechless for a long time.This section is too lethal, no matter how straight the bones are, the fingers will turn into bends.

Just when the distance between the two was getting closer and the atmosphere was getting better and better, and it was about to deepen the progress just right, an awkward voice destroyed the excellent atmosphere.

"Oh, the pink bubble atmosphere, I'm so sorry for interrupting you."

Wen Nong jumped out of Lu Dao's arms immediately, and covered up his embarrassment with a loud voice in a very exaggerated way: "Fucking old Lu, you're here too?"

Lu Yan over there also covered his eyes with one hand flamboyantly, showing his big eyes between his fingers: "Oh, it's too unfortunate to come here, I'm interrupting a good thing."

Wen Nong coughed unnaturally: "Well, save face and format what you just saw."

"Brother Yan, is this your friend?"

Standing behind Lu Yan was an incomparably handsome guy. Wen Nong knew at a glance that his appearance was definitely Dongjian, and subconsciously stood in front of Lu Dao: "Ah, yes, I have known old Lu for many years."

Lu Dao stood up and surrounded Wen Nong from behind, and looked at the two people in front with a grumpy expression.

Lu Yan spread his hands and smiled: "It's such a bad relationship! How about Lao Wen, go to the sixth floor to shop for treasures together?"

The author has something to say:

Dao (proud): Brother Wen kissed me, I'm really capable.

At this time, Dongjian, Moshao, and Baiyao, who had hidden merit and fame, passed by: Oh, not bad, come on.

knife:……

Immediately aggrieved to draw circles

I have a kidney burst!