Don't suck me, I'm not sweet {wear book}

Wen Nong looked envious, and Lu Dao wiped his forehead, amused: "I will teach you how to speak from now on."

"Fuck you." Wen Nong stepped on him, turned his head and touched Baoya: "It's dangerous here, little Baoya must be careful."

Baoya licked his hand, shaking his fur.At this time, Wen Nong saw the Pegasus at the side, recalling the experience of being shocked by it, he was very worried about Baoya's safety.As a result, Baoya flicked its tail and jumped onto Tianma's back, scratched its claws, and Tianma took off without complaint, changing from the previous convulsion.

But when passing the Lingli Pot, Baoya suddenly screamed at the gray barbecue shadow inside, Tianma immediately braked, Wen Nong remembered the bad boy, and ran up with the road knife.

"What did Bucktooth say?"

Lu Dao listened for a while: "A bunch of garbled characters, maybe it's an instinctive reaction. Speaking of which, this cauldron really has the style of Brother Wen."

Wen Nong smirked awkwardly, he usually goes in and out of the kitchen all the time, and over time he is used to congealing a bunch of kitchen utensils when he transforms into weapons.

He knocked on the cauldron and said hello to the immobile gray shadow inside: "Hey, big brother, don't you feel uncomfortable with the fork?"

Gray Shadow smiled and said, "It's okay, you can watch the Great War and Banchun/Gong for free, not too bad."

"The mouth is pretty good." Wen Nong's face-to-face practice is increasing day by day, and he can continue to ask, "How is it, do you intend to tell us your purpose? We are in a hurry, if you want to speak quickly, it will be easy for everyone. "

"I'm just an idiot. The boss ordered me to kill you, and the reward is generous, and I will take the order to kill you, that's all."

Lu Dao turned cold: "Who is your boss?"

The gray shadow only faced Wen Nong: "Ah, by the way, you might as well tell Mr. Wen that the young master of the demon world next to you deliberately let that gentleman go."

Lu Dao was about to explode, Wen Nong stopped him: "Brother, don't provoke, just speak up. What do you want? What your superiors can give you, maybe I can give you something better."

Gray Shadow closed his eyes: "Mr. Wen is arrogant." Then he stepped into the old monk's fork and stopped talking.

Wen Nong pondered, this person has too many secrets, and there are strange things everywhere, killing him would be too wasteful, not killing him would be too dangerous.

So he turned around and called Tianma over: "Let me use my claws."

Pegasus was flattered and went up with his paws.

Wen Nong: "Come on, start turning on the electricity."

Gray Shadow immediately twitched.

"Since we can't go on talking, let it give you a good time."

Baoya spat out a fireball, and the gray shadow in the pot was instantly ashamed. He probably didn't expect Wen Nong to be so terrific, and immediately said: "Wait, wait! I can give you a piece of information! Don't kill me!"

When the electric fire stopped, Wen Nong said impatiently, "Damn it! Otherwise I'll roast you!"

Gray Shadow made a decisive decision: "I can point you to the location of Mirage, as long as you let me go!"

"Why let you go, a dangerous person? If you don't talk about it, you'll never die. Come on, Tianma, turn up the output."

"If you keep dragging it on, not only Mo Shao and others, but all the ascetics in Lingwu Mountain will die in the illusion!" Huiying calmed down, "Let me go, you can increase the chance of saving them, and I don't want to. They die."

Lu Dao frowned, Wen Nong touched Tianma's head to signal, and smiled: "Success, I like to be sensible, hurry up, and I'll let you go after finishing speaking."

Gray Shadow looked at him: "Do you believe it?"

Wen Nong approached, mysteriously: "Why don't you believe me? I already know who you are, Xiao Mian. I'm holding onto the handle. I'm afraid you'll make a fuss, so tell me."

Gray Shadow frowned: "You let me go first."

Tianma charged up and scratched its claws.

"Yes." Wen Nong withdrew his spiritual power, and the gray shadow quickly fled, leaving behind an echoing sentence: "Go straight along Kanfang, the mirage is in the center of Lingwu!"

The Tianma spewed out electricity, the speed of Huiying slowed down, and a steamer suddenly appeared, holding Huiying back.

Gray Shadow: "..."

Wen Nong waved his hand: "Let's go and ask for a proof. If you deliberately deceive, come back and steam you."

Lu Dao couldn't help laughing.

Wen Nong glanced at him, then elbowed him: "Should you be a hammer? Put away the Dragon Slaying Saber, hurry up and go."

Lu Dao reluctantly summoned the Dragon Slaying Saber. The sword was majestic and red-flame domineering, but Lu Dao saw it as displeasing to the eye, and scolded: "Extinguish it!"

The Dragon Slaying Knife immediately turned off, and hummed like a little daughter-in-law.

Lu Dao casually threw it away, tried to turn it around to absorb the spirit, and the dragon-slaying knife obediently turned into a red current and floated over, circled around him a few times, and couldn't wait to melt into his palm.

Lu Dao irritatedly changed his other hand to embrace Wen Nong.

Wen Nong asked, "Don't you like it?"

Lu Dao hummed: "Fold it when it's used up."

Obediently lying in the palm of his palm, Zhanlong wept: Hey.

The two of them did not delay, turned their backs on the two beasts, and followed the direction of the spiritual energy towards the ridge.Wen Nong is more sensitive to aura, what Hui Ying pointed out is indeed correct, the further you go in, the purer the aura.

Along the way, Wen Nong remained the same, but Ludao's expression management gradually became two-dimensional.

Without him, the deeper you go, the thicker the mirage becomes, and it actually turns the illusion into reality.So the young master didn't fall into the hallucination of torment, but instead saw a bunch of his own dark historical illusions.

For example, when he was young, Xiaoludao took a brush and lay on Bailong's body to brush its scales. Bailong sneezed and sprayed the little guy into the air and flipped countless times.

Another example is that when he was idle, he made a swing with the chains of the sky and the earth, sat on it and swayed, suddenly lost his mind, and fell straight to the ground.The white dragon flew over from a distance and stretched out its big claws to catch him, but it was still too late, so the little young master buried half of his upper body in the soil, kicking his legs all the time, the white dragon had no choice but to pull him out like a carrot.

In addition, there are many pictures, Wen Nong especially likes this one: the little young master sits cross-legged in front of the big dragon, gesticulates, saliva flies, and he can't catch his breath while talking, suffocating until the dragon's head falls down I was poked into my belly by its horn...

Oh, that little belly is so plump.

Lu Dao wished he could find a crack in the ground, and covered Wen Nong's eyes desperately: "Don't look, don't look!"

Wen Nong laughed so hard that Lu Dao picked up Brother Wen and walked inside in a fit of embarrassment. He also threatened in a rage that if he caught the mirage, he would cut him into pieces.

Strange to say, there is no illusion about Wen Nong, which makes Lu Dao very disappointed.

After walking for a while, the two came to the place where the aura was the strongest. Ludao carried Wen Nong and hid behind the big rock. He held Wen Nong in his arms and spread out the spiritual power net. He sensed that there was a guy in the center of the spiritual power net. , very strong.

Wen Nong also sensed it, guessing that this is the heart of Lingwu Mountain, so he vigilantly built several thick layers of spiritual power arrays, carefully poking his head out to spy on the enemy, but Lu Dao stretched out his head first. , uh.

"How? Is it fierce? Is it powerful? Is it scary?"

Wen Nong also poked his head out, his eyes and nostrils became bigger.

In the atrium of Lingwu Mountain sits a chubby child happily blowing bubbles with a large circle that glows white.The difference is that his bubble broke in a short while and turned into a circle of mist.Little Fatty seemed very distressed that the bubbles could not last long, so he puffed up his cheeks and blew vigorously, constantly creating bubbles, and the result was that the mirage became fog and became thicker and thicker.

...it doesn't make sense to look at it.

Wen Nong looked at it for a while, dumbfounded: "This mirage is really lethal...Young master, can you still chop it?"

Lu Dao stroked his chin: "...forget it, I'll spank his butt a few times."

When the two came out from behind the stone, the little fat man saw that the stranger was a bit dirty, so he immediately hid the circle behind his back, and shouted, "Who are you four? What are you doing?"

Wen Nong almost died laughing: "Don't be nervous, little boy, big brother is here to play games with you."

Little Fatty looked at him suspiciously: "Is there any baby in there?"

Wen Nong took out the Doraemon bag: "Wait a minute, I'll give you a real bubble to play with."

He fumbled for a long time and took out a fish bubble.

Lu Dao raised his eyebrows: "Is this from the ink spoon?"

"Ah, it was given by the second elder. It has been stored in the bag and has not been touched." Wen Nong answered casually, and performed a performance of the fish bubble to the little fat pier, stretching freely and perfectly elastic.

"Gua Wa, how do you look at this?" Wen Nong couldn't hide his teeth with a smile, "Four and four are much better than the ones you boasted yourself?"

Little Fatty's eyes flickered as soon as he saw the real Bubble, he decisively abandoned the troublesome big circle, bit his finger and stretched out his other hand: "Da Guoguo, Li Leng give it to me?"

Wen Nong threw Yu Pao Pao over: "It's done."

The fish bubble floated on the head of the little fat man, and he immediately put down the big circle and jumped up to get it, but Wen Nong pressed down with his fingers, and the fish bubble wrapped the little fat man in, and then Wen Nong circled the outside of the fish bubble with spiritual power, Shut the little fat pier inside.

The little chubby pier found it very interesting when he was locked up. He stretched out his fleshy fingers to poke the bubbles to play, and took pictures when he saw that the pokes were not broken. I saw that the bubbles were full of elasticity. compare.

The little fat pier found Bao, and started to play with it.

Lu Dao was amazed: "In 1000 years, nowhere has developed."

Wen Nong and Lu Dao clasped their hands and walked over. Lu Dao picked up the mirage and played it in a big circle, and played it several times: "It's an enhanced version. Fortunately, Fatty doesn't have bad breath, otherwise don't talk about mirage. Breath can kill people."

Wen Nong looked at it curiously: "The person who gave the mirage is going to mess with us."

At this time, the mirage rolling in the fish bubble passed them: "Wow, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

Wen Nong looked up at the mirage that was rolling around in the circus, wiped his lips and suppressed a smile: "To be honest, I sympathize with that boss now, there are really not many NPCs that can fight."

It was rare for Lu Dao not to complain, tried the material of the circle, and frowned: "This thing is made of materials from the devil world."

Wen Nong was surprised: "How did you see that?"

"I've been to the Lingzuo Zhuluyuan before, and the confiscation of the spirits was successful, and almost all the spirit weapons were destroyed. Later, I felt sorry, so I secretly went back and put back the broken ones. Although they are useless in the future, at least Lie down decently." Lu Dao flicked the flashing circle, "I remember every spirit weapon that was shattered, the material of this thing is from the same source as one of them, it is probably taken by someone It was re-smelted after being smelted."

Wen Nong couldn't help imagining the appearance of the young master sneaking back to the spirit tomb, touching the fragments all over the floor, patiently putting together the spirit weapon, and finally putting it back and saying "Please rest in peace, Amen".

Lu Dao was worried, turned around and saw him holding back a smile, his brows relaxed suddenly: "Brother Wen, what are you thinking?"

"I miss the young master." Wen Nong smiled a few times, and then became serious again, "Then this thing must be put away, and when I go back, I will check who made it."

"Well, take it back and call it Hongzhao..." Lu Dao stopped, and his face suddenly became a little bad.

"what happened?"

"It's okay." Lu Dao handed the ring to him, "Brother Wen keeps it, let's go back and deal with it."

Wen Nong took it back, looked at the mirage rolling all over the ground and worried: "How can I deal with this little fool?"

Lu Dao thought for a while: "Le Rang is also here, tie it up and take it to him. I remember he likes to challenge such difficult things."

"Success." Wen Nong used his spiritual power to form a solid rope around the fish bubble, packed the mirage and left like a kite.The little fat pier continued to roll in the air, playing parkour in the limited space, screaming loudly.

Lu Dao pondered for a while: "Should I tell them when we go back that we beat it back to its childhood state after a fierce battle?"

Wen Nong was puzzled: "Why are you making such a fuss? Just say that he threw himself into the trap."

"It's so stupid." Lu Daoyu said, "Being fooled by such a stupid little fat man, it's embarrassing to talk about it."

Wen Nong laughed loudly, and walked for a while leading the mirage kite, thinking, maybe it was more than one mirage that made everyone miserable.

The two returned the same way, the steamer left by Wen Nong was empty, and the gray shadow who could still fight a few times slipped away.

Lu Dao clenched his fist: "That guy should be killed."

Wen Nong closed his eyes and sensed for a while, then held his hand: "Don't worry, I left some spiritual power on him in the chaos, don't worry." With a glance, he thought about pressing the words down, then turned his head and said, "Go back to Baoya and the others first, and see if they are all right."

Lu Dao took the mirage kite in his hand, and dragged the addicted circus performer Xiaopangdun to follow Baoya's spiritual power.

After walking for a while, before seeing anyone, Wen Nong heard a howl: "Dong Jian—my Dong Jian—"

Wen Nong choked, and suddenly remembered the sentence "Dong Jian and his XX Lu Yan" that Lu Dao's translator Bao Ya said before.

……No way.

Wen Nong rushed forward with half-belief, turning a corner and saw Lu Yan who was strangling Dong Jian's neck and crying tears.

"Dong Jian, woo woo woo—"

"..."

Old Lu, you have changed.

The author has something to say:

Wen Nong (broken): Old Lu, why are you like this.

Lu Yan (excuse me): Old Wen, you are bent too.