Don't suck me, I'm not sweet {wear book}

"Be kind." The young master looked at him eagerly.

Wen Nong nodded heavily, laughing like a fool in his heart.

"Stand up obediently." He carefully ironed his clothes and tried his best to put on a serious expression, "For the sake of a peaceful life in the future, please accept the temporary sanctions of life."

Lu Dao had a gloomy look on his face, "Why does life want to attack me so terribly", but he didn't hide it in his heart, and Wen Nong felt that his voice almost failed.

"Cough... come on, young master, untie it, and I'll change it for you." He rubbed his hands, ready to flex his muscles.

Lu Dao dawdled with undoing his belt, his eyes wandered on the women's dress, and finally pleaded pitifully again: "Brother Wen, is our front just right? Don't change this thing, okay?"

Wen Nong rubbed his head, bit his lower lip with his upper teeth and smiled: "The young master is a hero who is used to doing great things, it's just a piece of clothing, what's the big deal? Come on, don't bargain, you helped me wear it just now. Come back, this time I will replace you, won’t it work?”

Lu Dao pursed his mouth and opened his arms resignedly: "Success! Come on!"

Wen Nong held back his laughter so much that he almost hurt internally.

It has to be said that Lu Yan has good eyesight.There are several layers inside and outside of a set of women's clothing, which can't be complete. The style is probably still popular in the fairy world. If a tall girl wears it, she will definitely be slim and charming.

Wen Nong studied the dressing method several times, and replaced the young master, but he still couldn't stand the complicated dressing method.It was worn wrong in the middle, so I had no choice but to pick off the young master again.

Lu Dao couldn't help opening his eyes to look at him: "Brother Wen, does he want to see me?"

Wen Nong raised his hand to close his eyes: "No! What's so good about you, don't be too stinky."

The young master blinked quickly, and scratched his eyelashes in Wen Nong's palm: "How can I not look good? Brother Wen must have not seen clearly before..."

"Shut the mic!"

Lu Dao snorted, closed his eyes and showed his two rows of teeth, smiling stupidly.

Wen Nong sat and looked right at the clothes in his hand, and went around behind Lu Dao to study. As soon as he touched it twice, Lu Dao shrank reflexively: "Itches, Brother Wen."

Wen Nong caught the thought of his passing in the sea of ​​consciousness, frowned, and immediately tore off his clothes, and sure enough, he saw the marks on his back.

He immediately became hot, scolded Lu Dao a few words, and used his spiritual power to erase all his scars.

Lu Dao yelled: "No way! I have to pay back in the future!"

Wen Nong knocked on his head: "Go cool down."

After a lot of tossing, a whole set of women's clothing was put on the young master's body smoothly. The white clothes with blue patterns and the threads of the clothes fluttered lightly, and the effect was not bad.

Wen Nong circled around him a few times, slowly filling in the necessary props, Lu Dao resigned to his fate and closed his eyes tightly, occasionally crying.In Wen Nong's view, there is still some essence of a little daughter-in-law.

Wen Nong untied his headband again, changing clothes, it looks more loose.Lu Yan's equipment is quite complete, Wen Nong picked a hair accessory and tied it around his forehead, which can also suppress handsome eyebrows and trim eyes.

In the end, Wen Nong kindly tied the veil on the young master again, and then Wen Nong snapped his fingers, holding back a smile: "It's done! Dear Ludrilla, you have opened your eyes. The time limit for this set of clothes is Thirteen days, very short, please maintain elegant virtue and wonderful silence during this period, so as not to waste this dress..."

Wen Nong couldn't make it up, so he turned around and bent over to laugh.

With a black line on his head, Lu Dao opened his eyes and looked down at his business, unable to calm down his turbulent mood for a long time.

Others waiting outside whispered around the fire.

Mo Shao: "I think my fish eyes will go blind later."

Le Rang raised his hand: "How about I hypnotize you now?"

Dong Jian: "Fortunately it's not me."

Lu Yan regretted it wholeheartedly: "Oh..."

At this time, a group of immortal cultivators in various school uniforms rushed over: "Hey! Are you casual cultivators? Leave quickly, we will encircle and suppress the devil later, if your cultivation is not enough, there may be a bloody disaster!"

The little fat mirage was having a good time with the two cute beasts, but when he was yelled at like this, he got upset, stood up with the small bucket on his waist, and yelled.That is to say, Le Rang tamed him and controlled the exposure of Xiaopangdun's mirage, otherwise the immortal cultivators in front would fall over.

The Xianxiu, who were born in a temporary group, had no eyesight, and shouted at a group of big guys with explosive combat power: "What are you shouting, spirit beast? We are for your own good, and leave quickly, don't wait until I clear the field!"

Baoya hugged the little fat mirage back with one paw, bared his teeth and spit out a spark, followed by Tianma, screaming a lot of electricity.The two beasts ignited the land in front of the immortal cultivators, causing them to jump back: "You are so uneducated! Whose spirit beasts are you?"

Lu Yan stood up: "Mine!"

The leader Xianxiu looked at him from head to toe, and his Adam's apple twitched: "Who are you?"

"Xianxiu Lu Yan, the one who sprays electricity is my beast!"

"Tch, I've never heard of your name..."

At this time, the handsome pot beside him stood up, hugged him and said in a gloomy voice, "I'm going to cultivate Dongjian, this is my Taoist companion."

"Tch, never heard of..."

Xianxiu, who was the leader, suddenly remembered something, and then got stuck for a while.

"Well... Excuse me." That Xianxiu stammered, "Since, since the ancient spirit of Xianxiu has also come, it is just right, the head teacher has an order, you, you, as members of Xianxiu, should advance and retreat with me, together Siege that demon..."

"Siege who?"

The voice is gentle and clear, and it sounds like the owner of the voice is a good friend.Xianxiu, who was about to be unable to withstand Dongjian's death gaze, immediately changed the topic and looked over: "Siege and suppress the ancient spirits of the demon world! For the sake of righteousness! This brother, defend the dignity of the fairy world with us..."

Xianxiu turned on the flirting mode, and saw the man in front of him raised his hand and smiled softly, his eyebrows and eyes were bent, gentle and coquettish.A smile instantly magnified the original beautiful appearance countless lethality, which made Xianxiu's eyes flutter, and he couldn't speak.

Wen Nong laughed for a while, cleared his throat and responded: "What brother said is true, we are willing to help, but unfortunately we are not strong enough, so we won't hold you back. Don't worry, everyone, we will leave on our own. "

Xianxiu couldn't help but stepped forward to stop him: "This, this Lingjun wait a moment..."

Xianxiu wanted to hook up with this beauty, but before he could succeed, a fist the size of a sandbag hit him, sending Xianxiu flying back a long way.

Dong Lu Mole: "!"

Bucktooth Pegasus: "Oh!"

Little Fatty clapped his hands, holding back the words of the two of them: "Hey...Kang!"

Wen Nong warned in a low voice: "Shh, don't reveal your secrets."

Xianxiu, who was beaten into the air, got up angrily: "Whoever hurt me!"

The man rolled up his sleeves and wanted to teach him a lesson, but he saw that there was a more eye-catching person beside the beauty, and he got stuck again.

Wen Nong coughed, smiled and put his hands together: "My wife is dumb and has a slightly irritable temper, don't blame me, brother."

Xianxiu shook his hands, and stepped forward again, trying to get a closer look.

As a result, the tall "female cultivator" with half of her face glared at her, and she threw out the Shadowless Fist again.

Poor Xianxiu flew out again, his eyes were black and blue, and he was beaten symmetrically.

Wen Nong took the young master behind him: "Ai, I'm really sorry. Apart from me, my wife doesn't like to be close to others, so I'm sorry to hurt my brother..."

In his heart, he said: Yes!

The wife took advantage of the situation and hugged his waist from behind, sticking to his back, with a pair of eyes that were about to cry, and the eyes of the immortal cultivators who didn't know the truth were straightened.

Dong Jian coughed and said, "I haven't received the order from Master, so I won't participate in your siege. I'm leaving." After speaking, he hugged Lu Yan and left. Lu Yan waved to Tianma, and Tianma spread his wings to catch him. Baoya walked away, Baoya picked up the little fat pier in his mouth, and the little fat man grabbed Le's sleeves, so Mo Shao followed the big team and left.

Wen Nong clasped his fists: "I'm waiting for the casual cultivators to leave."

He turned around and hugged his wife who was taller than him before leaving, Xianxiu called out: "Wait a minute!"

Wen Nong turned his head, and extinguished the bonfire left by everyone with a snap of his fingers, and shook the ground with spiritual power: "Is there something wrong?"

Xianxiu looked at the pit, and resolutely chose to continue to speak recklessly in front of Huexiang: "I'm waiting... I was ordered to search for the devil, and I need to examine the appearance one by one. This Lingjun, please cooperate and uncover your path. Lover's veil, let me wait..." Xianxiu swallowed, "Let me check it out."

The masked "fairy" stared, lying on the head's back and winking at Wen Nong aggrievedly, it was very interesting to outsiders, making people even more coveted.

Wen Nong protected his nephew behind him, and said seriously: "Everyone, don't bully others, your nephew is mediocre, how can he have anything to do with the devil?"

"If you don't let me wait for the inspection, you are... a ghost!"

Wen Nong heard the young master's sea of ​​consciousness jump into a rage: "Brother Wen, let's stop acting! Cut them off!"

Wen Nong saw that Xianxiu didn't give up, and didn't bother to play around anymore, so he hugged the young master out, squinted and said: "Then please check carefully."

He slowly lifted the veil of Ludao, pressed down the back of Ludao's neck the moment his face was revealed, and kissed on tiptoe.

Lu Dao had a tacit understanding, bowing his head and grinding with others.

After grinding for a while, Wen Nong couldn't stand on tiptoe anymore, so he let go.He quickly covered the veil with his hands, rubbed the teeth marks on his lips and challenged the immortal cultivators: "Is the inspection done? Or do I need to wait and do it again?"

The immortal cultivators who were stuffed with dog food on the spot were heartbroken and waved them away sadly.

Only then did Wen Nong leave with the road knife, wiped his lips unnaturally, and sneaked a glance at his nephew next to him.

Neizi's eyes were like fluorescent lights from the deep sea, and she was looking at him intently.

There was a voice in the sea of ​​consciousness: "I want to have a full set with Brother Wen again."

Wen Nong coughed loudly: "Yao...yao is like a monster!"

The two followed the big team. Lu Yan looked around and saw that Xianxiu was gone and whispered to Wen Nong: "I think it will look better if Dongjian wears it!"

Wen Nong kept pushing: "Go, what are you talking about?"

Dong Jian's ears moved, and he immediately pinched Lu Yan's neck and took him back, warning in a low voice: "Senior Brother, what is a waist? Let's take it away, okay?"

"I want it." Lu Yan surrendered, "I dare not."

Mo Shao rubbed his chin to watch, Lu Dao couldn't bear it anymore and raised his fist towards Bing Yu, and shouted angrily, "Do you want to meet panda eyes too?!"

Mo Shao hurriedly turned around and hugged Le Rang: "Hey! He's so scary."

Le Rang touched his spiritual orifice and injected soothing spiritual power.

Wen Nong smiled, and led him away: "It's done, isn't the effect very good? Let's go, lady."

The young master was as angry as a sunfish, and he didn't have an attack during the day, but he let Brother Wen experience it that night.

"Who is the lady?"

"I... am I still not good enough?"

The young master, who was forced to change clothes, had a good meal, and only then was he in a good mood.

The author has something to say:

Brother Dao (draws the sword): I want to cut this chapter!

Wen Nong (pressing the knife): Try it?

Knife: ... Hey.