Don't suck me, I'm not sweet {wear book}

It's a big problem, okay?

Wen Nong backed away in horror, waving his hands again and again: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no kissing. Men and women can't be in the same room! So I'll sleep under you and you'll sleep on top?!"

Lu Dao tilted his head, stepped forward and hugged him to his full arms, then turned on all his horsepower, hugged him and rushed back, until he threw him onto the bed.

Wen Nong hit the bed with a thud, opened his eyes with stares, and saw Lu Dao propping him up with both hands, and said with a mischievous smile: "Is this the way I sleep while you sleep?"

Wen Nong wanted to swear, but suddenly, a hallucination like a slideshow appeared in front of his eyes: he seemed to see a miniature version of the road knife Baozi riding on him, playing with his hair...

A chuckle came from the depths of the sea of ​​consciousness, followed by a sigh.

"Why didn't you talk?" Seeing that the teasing was fruitless, Lu Dao lowered his head to touch his face, Wen Nong came back to his senses, and avoided it like an electric shock.He pushed the road knife away and jumped up, feeling like he was about to turn into a fiery red fried crayfish.

He laughed dryly a few times, and started talking nonsense: "Young master, stop playing, I sleep badly. I snore, grind my teeth, talk in my sleep, and put me under the quilt for military punches. It's really noisy. It's me I can't stand my sleeping appearance..."

Lu Dao interrupted him: "I'm not human."

Wen Nong didn't realize it for a moment: "...ah? What are you cursing yourself for?"

He shook his head like a puppy, with sharp horns showing, "Look, I'm a demon, not a human."

Wen Nong was silent for a while.Lu Dao bared his canine teeth, quickly took off a coat, wrapped his arms around his waist, and quickly threw himself on the bed, yawning exaggeratedly: "Wow, the young master is sleepy, sleep!"

"Wait... ah hey! Take your hands away!"

The quilt suddenly jumped up, covering the two of them head and foot, and Wen Nong's eyes were suddenly dark.Just as he was about to remove the hands and quilt on his waist, he saw two grayish-blue lights appearing in front of his eyes, like the last clear spirit stone before the extinction of all dharmas.

Lu Dao looked at him in the dark with eyes that had the effect of colored contact lenses: "Don't worry about it, don't worry, you won't bite if you say you don't want to bite. If you have something to say tomorrow, the young master is tired and needs to sleep."

Wen Nong had no choice but to succumb to beauty...to the power of magic.He was indeed tired, and he had several ups and downs throughout the day. When he relaxed at this moment, he fell asleep in a daze.

After a while, those gray-blue eyes opened again.Lu Dao looked at him for a long while in the silence, and confirmed that he was fast asleep. The hands that pinched his waist formed a formation, and stretched out the other hand to touch his forehead in vain. Consciousness quickly penetrated into Wen Nong's sea of ​​consciousness.

He broke into his spiritual world silently, stood in his sea of ​​consciousness and chuckled: "Let me see your memory—"

As soon as he raised his head, the young master of the demon world was stunned: "What is this?"

In front of him was a glowing square screen with densely packed small words rolling on it, which looked like some kind of spiritual stone that could record deeds.But is there such a smooth and easy-to-use spirit stone in the devil world?Could it be the top spirit stone that records the secrets of the devil world? !

Lu Dao immediately squinted his eyes to recognize them. Before he could see the strange characters with few strokes clearly, he heard a familiar voice beside his ear: "Oh oh oh my son Chong Ya! Lu Dao Sai Gao!"

what is that?

At this time, new content was pulled out from the flat square "Spirit Stone", and Lu Dao could barely make out the line of words: "He hugged the red move impatiently, and untied it while burying her neck..."

Dumbfounded Lu: "..."

"Ahhh, what a beautiful and patient person! I want to smash the monthly pass! Smash! Instant noodles for my next meal!"

After three seconds of silence, Ludao exited this weird sea of ​​consciousness world with a dark face.

He stared at the sleeping Wen Nong and grinded his teeth: What the hell is this bastard thinking about?What exactly did YY say to this young master? !

If you want to be beaten, you can't be beaten, if you want to be scolded, you can't be scolded, so angry.

Just as he was feeling angry and sulking, the sleeping man suddenly shook, making Lu Dao's hair stand on end in fright.

"……you're awake?"

Wen Nong said nothing, his eyes slipped under his closed eyelids, and his hands and feet slowly trembled.

Lu Dao clearly saw a thin layer of cold sweat emanating from his temples, and quickly stretched out his hand to find out, but unexpectedly, a fist flew over and hit the bridge of his nose.

After a deep sleep all night, Wen Nong still kept his biological clock of getting up early to endorse before the end of the semester, and woke up early.He yawned and blindfolded, and habitually reached out to touch the phone next to the pillow, but he found something different.

"hiss--"

As soon as the sound reached his ears, he sat up in shock.Then... Lu Dao's handsome face with a bruised nose and swollen face came into view.

Wen Nong was very surprised: "Young master, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Dao stared at him for a while, then snorted resentfully: "It's okay, it came from beating mosquitoes."

Wen Nong was puzzled: "There are still mosquitoes here?"

Lu Dao said with a wooden face: "Yes, the boss is a fierce mosquito. It is not only big, but also very poisonous. How, did you sleep well last night?"

Wen Nong got out of bed quickly, touched his nose: "Thank you for your concern, young master, I slept well last night."

It's just... I had that dream of falling from a high altitude again.He fell under the cloudy sky, with nothing to lean on.He saw the bright red blood dripping up continuously, it was his blood.The speed of his fall was too fast and the momentum was too strong, those blood beads became higher and higher in his eyes, together with the sky.

Wen Nong was utterly terrified of the infinite fall and the ensuing fantasies of being smashed to pieces.There is also the unknown sadness and nostalgia for the clouds in the sky, that strange feeling is even more tormenting.

He rejected the perennial dream and looked at Lu Dao sympathetically: "Young master, if you can't sleep well, why don't you sleep again?"

Lu Dao gave him a blank look, and irritatedly grabbed the hair that resembled a birdcage and got up: "Don't sleep, go to practice."

He quickly put on his coat and tidied his hair, and after a while he became the radiant young master of the demon world again - except for the colorful face.

Wen Nong couldn't help being curious: "Can't that injury be healed with spiritual power?"

"Yes, why not?" Lu Dao gritted his teeth and raised his hand to touch his face. The bruises disappeared immediately, and his appearance was still high-profile.

Wen Nong was very puzzled: "Then why didn't you heal before?"

Lu Dao put his face in front of him, and snorted: "Just to show you! Look at my scarred face, doesn't it fluctuate a bit?! Don't you feel guilty? Don't you feel bad?! $￥#%..."

Wen Nong looked at the perfectly swollen face of the young man in front of him, and thought helplessly and funny in his heart: As expected of a son, he was nagging early in the morning.

He stretched out his hand and rubbed Ludao's head: "It's so distressing. That mosquito is so annoying, it actually caused the young master such misery, it's the number one pest in the world!"

Lu Dao shut his mouth in an instant, and the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably after he squeaked twice, muttering something "There is no overnight revenge", and pulled Wen Nong through the formation that hid the bedroom.

Outside the Xiaoqian world, half of the face of the devil's sun is emerging, and the Changli Palace is dyed with an orange gleam, everything is warm.

Lu Dao dragged Wen Nong Liu and squatted down in front of it, grabbing Wen Nong's waist-long braids, and picked out a strand of soft hair to go. Scratch the itch of buck teeth.

The buck-toothed little nose couldn't stand the teasing, and after a while he opened his mouth wide and sneezed loudly. As soon as the fox opened his eyes, he saw that the master was committing another crime.

Wen Nong pulled back his braid, stroked its aggrieved head, and then stroked its chin: "Good morning, Baoya."

Baoya whimpered, wagged her big fluffy tail several times, and rubbed her head against his palm.

"Hey, what are you doing so early in the morning? There is no spring for you in the Demon Realm." Lu Dao squeezed the nape of its neck in dissatisfaction, "Hurry up and wash your face, and bring breakfast to the young master."

Baoya licked his hand, stretched, and ran out with small graceful steps.

Wen Nong couldn't help sighing: "Baoya is cute and warm, it's my ideal type."

Lu Dao's ears perked up, brewing his spiritual pulse, and the temperature of the demon's body, which was always slightly low, rose.Just as he was about to cover his hand, the formation fluctuated and there was a knocking sound.

"Come here so soon? What did you take..." Halfway through his question, he saw the visitor stop, "Why are you here?"

Wen Nong's eyes lit up: Oh, daughter-in-law.

Carrying the food box, Hong Zhao smiled softly and said, "I developed a few new dishes yesterday, and I wanted to bring them to the young master for tasting, so I came here uninvited."

Wen Nong had already smelled the vague fragrance, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up in his heart: If you can go up to the hall, you can go down to the kitchen, you can control the demon world, you can coax the road knife, Mrs. Mozun is you!

However, the son waved his hand distastefully: "You just came back, so you don't have to work so hard. Just let others do this kind of thing. What you, an elder, spend so much effort on, might as well go to practice."

Fortunately, the red move was not hit, and he still smiled and walked up with the food box: "It's okay, as long as the young master likes it, all my efforts will be made."

Wen Nong stared at the side.Fortunately, this straight man has the golden finger of his daughter-in-law, if it were someone else, he would inject a lonely life every minute.

Hong Zhao opened the food box and handed it to Lu Dao, and said with a smile, "Young master, shall you have a taste?"

Lu Dao couldn't refuse, so he picked one up and gave it to Wen Nong first: "You eat a piece too."

Wen Nong was flattered, and asked Hong Zhao: "Can I really enjoy the love breakfast prepared by the elder for the young master?"

His face flushed slightly: "Of course."

Lu Dao, who was eating like chewing wax, heard it, but his forehead was covered with black lines.He stared at Wen Nong speechlessly: "This young master really wants to knock your head open to see what you've been thinking all day long!"

Wen Nong waved his hand: "I understand, I understand, the young master doesn't need to be shy. Hey, young people are so romantic... Ah, this is so delicious! The elder's craftsmanship is too good!"

Lu Dao rolled his eyes, and gave him the exquisite refreshment in his hand: "I'll give you all the delicious food, you'll be bored to death!" He turned his head and asked Hong Zhao again: "Did you pour some ecstasy soup on this idiot?"

Hong Zhao smiled and shook his head, and whispered something else in his ear: "Young master, there was a change in Leishan yesterday, and a group of monsters were shocked. The guards caught them one by one. There seems to be a white dragon among them. Look..."

Before the words fell, Lu Dao had already stood up: "In Leishan?"

"Yes."

"You watch him here, I'll go right away." After instructing him, he patted Wen Nong on the shoulder casually, "Young master, go out for a while, eat slowly, don't choke."

As soon as Wen Nong raised his head, he saw him fly out like a gust of wind, leaving only the clanging door and the spinning formation.

"Elder, this is..." He pointed at Lu Dao's whereabouts with both laughter and laughter, and before he could utter the joke, his neck felt cold.

The seductive woman who had just smiled at Yan Yan changed her face, and coldly placed a small cane under his chin. There was a small skull embedded in the end of the cane, and Wen Nong's artery was being pierced where the teeth were.

Wen Nong lowered his eyes, watching the strands of black air emerging from the ring snake's staff, he held his breath, not daring to let out the air.He was very impressed with this weapon. The front side of the cane's skull is hallucinogenic, and the reverse side is poisonous. Its purpose is quite sinister, but the name is quite nice, it's called Suo Weiyang.

The murderous intent in the eyes of the red move is everywhere: "Zero and one?"

A drop of cold sweat slipped by, Wen Nong forced a smile: "Hey. Elder, what are you?"

"Ling Lingyi." Hong Zhao looked at him coldly, "I checked, and Ling Lingyi died two years ago. As for you, who are you? What are you trying to get close to the young master?"

The author has something to say:

I'm coming.Yesterday when I went out, I accidentally tripped over my left foot and fell on my right foot. My finger was scratched, which affected my typing a bit. I’m late.