Don't suck me, I'm not sweet {wear book}

In Nirvana Valley, Suzaku pinched his nose and tried hard to check the hostility that was being drained. According to what Bailong said before, try to gradually divide the hostility into multiple strands, from large to small, and banish it back to the world .

Originally thought that this task would be extremely difficult, but things turned out to be quite unexpected.

Suzaku squatted aside to check the hostility of the gods. At first, he was worried that they were all evil thoughts that would destroy the world, but who knew that they were all things that left the bird speechless.

He found that those gods seemed to be fulfilling their duties back then, but in fact they had hidden bad thoughts in their private hearts.

For example, a god corresponding to rats came up with a wonderful idea: "Why are there such things as rats in the world? They only spread epidemics and disasters. I can't understand why there are such creatures, and I am born? It's better to be born. The cat swallows it."Then someone had an evil idea, wanting to guide their rats into the cat holes, let them be scratched several times by the big cats and then fished out;

Corresponding to the broken thoughts of dogs: "These dogs are too disobedient, I want to kick them twice";

The windshield who is too idle: "It's so boring, so boring, so boring, I want to knock down the roofs of those houses in the human world!";

An angry Uncle Yu: "A group of greedy and insatiable troublemakers! Don't you know what is counterproductive?! Praying for rain every day, okay, I will let your three acres of land taste the waterlogging!" Then the corresponding Evil thoughts really drowned three acres...

Even the God of Cookery and the God of Marriage, who usually seem to be happy and happy, have many evil thoughts behind their backs. These evil thoughts are so strange that Suzaku is really stunned.

Counting them carefully, these evil thoughts are actually very few to the point of heinous crimes. When they are combined into a large group, they seem to be tricky and scary, but when they are taken apart, they are all chicken skins with no technical content.

——In fact, it is a large-scale collective complaint and complaint that the gods are tired of going to work and have lost their enthusiasm for the profession.

On the surface, the high and seemingly perfect gods deal with the prayers of the creatures in the lower world kindly and kindly, but their hearts are not as brilliant as they appear on the surface.

Even gods can't control their irritability and bad thoughts sometimes.

Where does the water come from?

Suzaku silently let out these divided rages in order, watching the damage.

So for a long time, strange events occurred one after another in the world.

A few corners of the roof of the human world were blown off by an evil wind, the boar in the pigsty was suddenly slapped loudly by an invisible slap, and the shivering cat on the tree under the fallen leaves was surrounded by a barking dog who kept barking suddenly. Inexplicably kicked...

Strange and so on.

Suzaku watched secretly, and sometimes couldn't help laughing.

He evacuated these mischievous thoughts little by little, the more he evacuated, the lighter he felt.

Suzaku evacuated a lot of anger one by one, and when he was almost done, he realized that he had stayed in the bustling world for a long time.There was a white dragon with a killing knife on the other side of the magic city, so he was very relieved and didn't panic at all.He just didn't know what happened to Baihu, it was thousands of years old in a flash, except for the sound transmission, he hadn't seen that guy for a long, long time.

When he finally evacuated, he found a ray of hostility hidden at the bottom with a somewhat familiar aura.Suzaku hurriedly identified carefully to see which old friend it was.After seeing the content of the hostility, the Suzaku, who was burning with raging flames, suddenly had a sore nose.

He put away the hostility and dealt with it last.

After everything else was settled, he flew back to the Demon Realm.The depression in the Demon City was razed to the ground before, the Changli Hall collapsed into a pile of debris, and Bai Yaolanxiao and his wife were rebuilding the infrastructure of the Demon Realm, looking like they were in full swing.

Seeing him come back, Zhengtai with red ears flew over happily and shouted, "Old Ancestor! You are back too!"

Suzaku flicked his forehead, didn't pay attention to a single word, only asked about the whereabouts of the road knife.

"My father and the others were injured by the boss, and they are temporarily staying at sea to recuperate." Baoya gestured, "My father's eyes were injured, and he can only see something now."

Suzaku inquired about the direction on the sea and wanted to go there. Baoya threw down the bricks and followed, one big and one small spread their wings and flew into the sky, leaving two trails of red exhaust in the air.

With buck teeth leading the way, they flutter their wings in the endless fluorescent sea, and the waves below are like gold foil, and the light lasts forever.

After flying for a while, Suzaku saw a house made of ice on the sea from a distance, which looked like the house Qinglong lived in thousands of years ago, but it was a smaller and smaller version.

Baoya folded his wings and landed. As soon as he reached the door, he shouted: "Father! I'm back with my ancestors!"

A head came out of the kitchen: "Son! Come and help your father!"

Without his order, Baoya flashed into the kitchen.

"Ah, you're back with the turkey too? What a coincidence! We're just about to have a dinner party. It's great. Do you want to try this dish? My wife! Your elder brother! The ingredients you chose!"

Lu Dao, with the scars on his face that had not faded from the spirit pattern, happily took out several skewers. Even though he was a knife, he had no sense of taste for other things except the owner.

Suzaku shrunk in size, he sniffed, then swung his wings suddenly, knocking the innocent Lu Dao away with a clatter.

Lu Dao was beaten up without any defense, hit the ice wall and fell down, a large letter was written on the wall.When he fell to the ground, he jumped up grinning, didn't settle the score with Suzaku, just slapped Li Huo on his fart/butt with his backhand, and shouted while running: "My fart/butt is on fire! Brother Wen, my fart/butt is on fire Already!"

Wen Nong in the kitchen ran out immediately upon hearing the sound, squinted his eyes and picked up the frying pan, and bravely slapped Ludao's buttocks: "Hey!"

After the fire was extinguished, Lu Dao covered his ass and yelled even louder: "Ah! Brother Wen! You are pushing too hard! My ass/butt hurts!"

Baoya, who just ran out with a few strings of big meatballs and wanted to share, was frightened when he heard this suspected pornographic quotation, and the big red ears on his head drooped down to cover the ears of the doll. He turned his head and ran out of the house in embarrassment, eating meatballs while running, and protested vaguely: "Father! Why don't you pay attention to the occasion!"

The scene was very chaotic for a while, Suzaku squatted in the corner, took out the last wisp of hostility, and sniffed again: "Xuanwu...I beat him up for you."

Back then, Xuanwu from the south of the Four Elephants was resourceful, prudent and steady, and was once the most outstanding wise general under the sub-god's command.And the god second only to Qinglong also had evil thoughts:

"I am so happy with Qinglong, I am so happy that I dare not speak."

"Qinglong is happy to kill the sword, willing to cut Nilin himself, dissect the godhead, and even stay in the old world and refuse to leave."

"I am deeply jealous of the killing knife, extremely jealous, very jealous."

"If there is a chance, he must be beaten viciously."

The hostility gradually dissipated into the air, and it was accompanied by a long-standing nostalgia that was no longer worth mentioning.

Suzaku squatted in the corner and drew circles, when a tall figure suddenly came over and covered his shadow.A little thing swished into his arms, howling in a milky voice.

A big tiger paw handed over a bunch of fish balls, Suzaku looked up slowly, and saw the familiar Dashuaibi.

"Eat?" Baihu looked very composed, as if he was calm when he saw him again, not agitated at all.

——But his avatar, the little white tiger, kept rolling around in Suzaku's arms like a baby, and kept screaming at his relatives.

The big white tiger couldn't hold back his face, and wanted to find out the shameless little one, Suzaku hugged the little one tightly, and opened his mouth to bite the string held in the big white tiger's hand.

He stared at him, tears fell down without disappointment, and fell to the ground as small sparks one after another.

After walking along several strings of meatballs, Baoya didn't run very far, and met a group of people who were invited to be guests. The couple was followed by a black-headed stupid and cute spirit beast. When Baoya saw it head-on, he turned his head in a hurry just run.With a sound of piercing through the air, the extremely fast Pegasus caught up to him, threw itself on his back, and hung on his back, licking the red-eared 獙獙 incessantly.

"Wow, ah, go down, you!" Baoya groaned, his cheeks puffed up, and he held up a bunch of meatballs: "I'll give you something delicious, don't bully me anymore."

Tianma sniffed the meatballs and hung them as a large pendant.

Baoya was about to blow his hair, when he suddenly heard an aggressive young voice in his ear: "I don't."

Zhengtai was taken aback for a moment, turned his head to look, and saw a handsome Zhengtai Tianma who had been shaped like a human.

"I can't stop showing off as soon as I can transform into a human form." Lu Yan snorted, "Still stupid and cute."

Dong Jian knew that he was reluctant to seek a mate when he saw the cub grow up, so he snickered silently for a while, and whispered in his ear: "If you like it, I will learn from Le Rang and transform into a spirit beast." How about kneading the shape for you?"

"..." Lu Yan's ears gradually turned red, but then he strengthened his will and gave the opponent a left uppercut: "Get out of the way! Don't hit me!"

The person is still angry, but when he thinks of his predecessor being pushed out of this world by the other party, the anger in his heart will never be extinguished.

Want to sum in this way?Go and cool off.

Lu Yan abandoned him and walked quickly on the sea water. Before he reached the place, he waved his hand from a distance: "Wen Nong——"

Hearing the sound, Wen Nong went to the door and tapped the surface of the sea, stepped out of a circle of ripples and left to help the man ride the waves, he squinted his eyes and smiled: "Yan."

It vaguely resembles the voice and appearance of a house dragon when Yanshi came to visit Lihai.

With a sore nose, Lu Yan stepped on the water and asked what he asked back then: "What have you been up to lately?"

Wen Nong's eyes were flushed, and he answered what he said back then: "Busy with the children."

Unable to hold back, Lu Yan suddenly hugged Wen Nong's shoulders, snotted and burst into tears: "Old Tie——"

Wen Nong's eyesight was still a little slack, he raised his hand and patted the opponent's thin shoulder, and howled, "666——"

Lu Dao, who had changed his clothes, came out. Seeing Dong Jian who came to visit, the two had complicated eyes, and then looked at their own wife who was hugging each other, and the eyes were even more complicated.

Lu Yan is an emotional person, crying while crying, Wen Nong's eyes were sour, and he failed if he couldn't hold it back.

The tears of the two former best friends and rivals from another world fell into the sea at the same time, and suddenly a strange formation enveloped them both.Wen Nong couldn't see clearly, and felt a particularly strong sense of discomfort: "What happened?"

As soon as Lu Yan looked up, he saw the darkness around him, and he was also stunned: "Fuck! What's going on? Why did I go blind when I looked up? It's not possible!"

Wen Nong rolled his eyes, and pushed him away in disgust: "You're blind!"

The plastic brotherhood lasted for 32 seconds, and the dog leash was declared.

Wen Nong closed his eyes and tried to call the road knife in the sea of ​​consciousness, but unfortunately this place seemed to be a small isolated world, and the signal was actually blocked.

Lu Yan opened his voice: "Dongjian! Where are you bastard?"

At this time, there was a burst of light in the darkness, which was particularly dazzling. Lu Yan covered his eyes and shouted "I'm blind", while Wen Nong vaguely saw a shadow, and waved his hand curiously: "Hello? Your Excellency Who?"

The light floated over, the voice was old but with a smile: "Ask, Yan."

Wen Nong only felt a little familiar, while Lu Yan rubbed his eyes, a little confused: "Dean...not, Xuan, Xuanwu?"

Wen Nong felt a hand lightly touch his eyes, he froze: "Xuanwu?"

The other party's voice filled the entire space: "It's me. When I saw you two appearing in another world, I was really scared."

Wen Nong and Lu Yan were confused: "So you are the dean?"

"It's me." He smiled, "I've been in another world for a long time, and my spiritual veins have dried up, so I'm old. I opened a shelter when I heard thunder outside the door that day. When I opened the door, I saw the two of you " Xuanwu also gestured, "It turned into a child and cuddled together, but I still recognized you at the first sight."

Wen Lu and the others had black lines all over their heads, and they really wanted to go out and beat up their idiots.

Wen Nong realized the problem: "Are you related to our return? In other words, do you know that something happened in this world?"

"I know a little bit, I told you before." Xuanwu explained, "At that time, you forgot most of them, and I was helpless, so I had to live my life step by step. But the crisis in the old world is serious, and I have to send you back in the end...sorry."

"There's nothing to apologize for. I have to thank you for being able to come back..." Lu Yan smiled, "Otherwise, after a long time, the seal of that idiot will loosen. Stunned to death."

Wen Nong listened but knew that it was not a simple matter of just a few words.It is estimated that Ya felt that Zhong from the old world wanted to invade the New Territories, so in order to prevent the New Territories from suffering, it was even more necessary to let them come back.After the joint creation of the gods, I am afraid that they have also entered into decline, and they have no way to deal with it. They can only rely on the dead horse as a living horse doctor.

He squinted his eyes and smiled lightly, knowing that he would not tell the truth, he just joked: "Then... that book on the strategy of the overlord was also written by you?"

Xuanwu also laughed: "I made it up, referring to the type that the children like, and talking nonsense. I mainly wanted you two to see it, but who knew it became popular for no reason and made a fortune for the orphanage."

Lu Yan suddenly realized, and couldn't help laughing when he recalled the hilarious novel that he had voted for monthly.After laughing, he asked again: "The gods in the other world, how are you doing?"

"Most of the perishers are at the end of their lives." Xuanwu sighed with a smile, "The spiritual energy in the other world is thin. After creating a new world, everyone spent most of their cultivation. After that, most of them hid in the new world and helped their children in times of trouble. With one hand, you can live in peace in peace. Come to this year, there are very few gods back then."

Lu Yan scratched his head, not knowing how to comfort the old guy in front of him.

Wen Nong didn't want to bother with the gods who left a mess, so he changed the subject and said with a sneer: "Your novel is really not good at imagining, grand is grand, but it's too empty."

Xuanwu laughed: "I'm not very good at it... By the way, I was afraid that you would be too scared when you first returned to the old world, so I installed a simple program to go in and relax."

"What is it?"

Xuanwu said: "I added a few emoticons, when the mood swings of Killing Dao are so intense that you feel threatened, you will see several emoticons appear on his face. Of course, wait until your cultivation gradually returns, no You won’t see it when you feel alert again. The children here like to add a few expressions to ease the atmosphere when communicating. I believe this effect is outstanding..."

Wen Nong had a black line: "So that's it, thank you for your trouble. Then, please smash this small program. I don't want it to be seen by only me. It's too ruined the image of Jiadao."

Xuan Wu paused for a while, then smiled lightly and said, "Okay."

At the same time, Lu Yan interjected: "By the way, where are we, how did we get here, and how did we go back? If the time scale is the same, I'm afraid the family member should be in a hurry."

"Don't worry, time here is meaningless. It doesn't matter how long you stay. You are in a normal state of stagnation. This is the last small space-time tunnel. I put it on you at the time, thinking that after the crisis is over, you can retrieve your memory. I will definitely cry. When you shed tears together, this tunnel will be opened." Xuanwu said, "I want to see how the old people are doing."

"It's all good, I made it through, thank you for your concern. Listening to what you said, Old Lu and I understood the ins and outs." Wen Nong smiled, "Dean, take care of yourself from now on."

"Well, you too." Xuanwu's voice became rougher, "...The time is coming, the effect of this tunnel may end early, I will send you out."

"So fast!" Lu Yan was frightened, and quickly waved his hands vigorously: "Xuanwu! Take care, everyone on your side!"

Xuanwu also waved his hand and said softly: "Treasure."

The last section of the space-time tunnel, this parting is forever.

After the farewell, the two returned to the present world, and the two still hugged each other sincerely and shed tears.However, in the next second, both Wen Lu and Wen Lu pushed each other away with a little disgust, and the old man said with disgust, "You were the one who cried first!"

The two cut at the same time, and Wen Nong patted Lu Yan on the shoulder vigorously: "Okay! Come and eat hot pot and skewers. I have been isolated for so long, and I am so hungry."

He turned to go back to the house, his eyes were not clear, and he accidentally bumped into the ice wall.

Brother Lu Daowen and brother Wen ran over shortly, and rubbed the bag on his forehead in excruciating pain: "If you can't see clearly, don't wander around, just hold me."

Ever since Wen Nong was overdrawn and his eyes were injured and he couldn't see clearly, Ludao has become a combination of a guide dog and a nanny. He still seems to like this role very much.Even though Wen Nong is a little better now, he still likes to clasp his hand crookedly and say to follow me.Over time, Wen Nong also became numb.

The big tripod hot pot in the house was cooked just right, and the aroma of the ingredients wafted far away, making people salivate.Everyone rolled up their sleeves and worked around. After a while, Bai Yao and Lan Xiao also came, and Mo Shao Le Rang arrived last, and they all accepted the invitation to have a big pot meal.

Wen Nong and Lu Yanqiao pulled Le Rang to ask if Mo Shao's memory had recovered, Le Rang shook his head: "He probably can't remember, he always calls me Xianjun, it's annoying to hear." He shook his head in disgust.

The other two also shook their heads and sighed, Wen Nong asked others in a low voice: "By the way, Xianjun, that red snake—how is it now?"

"Yes, what I was going to say was that she was asleep all the time, and then she woke up one day and ran away while I wasn't paying attention." Le Rang was worried, "I'm sorry I didn't pay attention, it won't cause disaster, right? "

"No." Wen Nong heaved a sigh, "How should I put it, she has nowhere to go. Homeless people can't make big waves, they can only look back at the past in circles."

The three of them sat around and chatted for a while, then the little fat mirage ran over and pulled Lerang's sleeve: "Daddy, let's go eat soon, I'm so hungry."

Le Rang pets Silly Mirage, squats down and picks him up and walks back.On the one hand, Lu Yan's eyes were sharp, and Wen Nong bit his ear: "I saw it, it was Mo Shao who ordered the child to come!"

"That's no nonsense." Wen Nong sneered, thinking that even if that guy started all over again, he would definitely take aim at Le Rang again.

"Brother Wen is eating." Lu Dao came over and squeezed between the two brothers, "I'll feed you—"

Lu Yan slipped away after making two "Yi" sounds, and Dong Jian pulled him over to sit down, clasping his fingers tightly, and this time he couldn't move his nest even if he wanted to.

Wen Nong's old face was a bit embarrassing: "Hey, don't, in front of the big guy, I'll just eat it myself. It's not blind, I can see things clearly now."

Lu Dao squeezed his hands and rubbed the insteps of his feet: "Who are we with whom, why are we so embarrassed?"

Someone Lu insisted on feeding, but Wen Nong had no choice but to open his mouth to accept.

He looked at Ludao's blurred face, surrounded by bustle and laughter in pairs, he recalled all the past in this lively atmosphere, and clasped Ludao's hand arrogantly: "You bastard, do you What do you want to say to me? Don't read Haili's reply, but say it clearly."

Ludao tightened his hands, and after a while of silence, he lowered his head to his ear and said, "I am a sourceless thing outside of good fortune, and I can only absorb the turbid energy of the world into my spirit in the long night. Until I met you, I got it." You just turned your soul and got your life."

"It was you who transformed my crazy world into a nest of peace."

"I love you."

Wen Nong was quiet for a while, then pulled his collar over in the next second, and kissed him involuntarily.

"Yo! Yo-yo--!"

The people around Dading Hot Pot knocked on their bowls and chopsticks and made a commotion, their laughter almost toppled the roof.

The noise came from the igloo, causing ripples, and the golden waves turned flowers. As far as the eye could see, the sun was shining brightly, and everything was new.

--Finish

The author has something to say:

The story of Dao Dao and Brother Wen ends here~ They will be together happily for a long time without shame and shame>3<Friends and children are in pairs, although there is a problem with the sauce, but Everyone is tired of staying together to live a small life together ~ Wang Wang Wang I wish this group of big and small handsome guys live happily and happily every day, and you in front of the screen are also happy and bubbling! ⊙▽⊙

I finished writing with a lot of grinding, if there is something that is not clear, please tap it lightly, lie flat and knock it T^T Fried Chicken Thanks to the little angels who accompanied me here!I love you so much!

By the way, let me push the pre-acquisition and serialization in my column, Pujiezi begs for collection QAQ:

Serialized the old saying "The slave is eyeing Wang Ji" T^T

For more than [-] years in the Great Zhou Dynasty, the princes and six countries each performed their duties to defend the Great Zhou.Among the six concubines, only the concubine of Nanxia is the most beloved, and she is an out-and-out canary.

In the early winter of Emperor Tianxin's 20th year, Wang Ji was 14 years old. The Xia army defeated the enemy and brought back a group of captives. Wang Ji pointed to one of the young slaves and said, "I want him."

Canary just thought it would be nice to have a dog.

Only later, "dog" became a unique existence in her heart.

Later, the world was in turmoil and the Zhou Dynasty was in turmoil, and the princes and kings were in chaos. Nanxia needed a bargaining chip to form an alliance with its neighbors, Dongxi.

Ten miles away from the red team to send off the marriage, Canary was sent to the East Resting Country to marry... and then was pulled out halfway.

The slave fished her out from the turmoil of the mountains and rivers, gritted his teeth and stuck to his heart, sucking blood, and said, "I want her."

The bad princess & the unlucky alien slave

Preorder one "He's a big cat, I'm a little fish" ⊙▽⊙

Jiao Tang was dumbfounded when he received the job notice. He didn't expect that his ten-thousand-year cannon fodder would actually be able to play the role of a cannon fodder in a drama starring idols!

He immediately went to the set excitedly, and when he really saw idols up close, his feet were floating.

Then... he and the cold and ascetic idol embraced and transmigrated into the magically revised script——

The cannon fodder turns into a sweet pastry, and the protagonist dismounts as the villain.

Hey, get excited.

But not long after, he found that his idol had changed a bit.

"Are you in love?" Zhou Jin forcefully thumped his couch, and suddenly made a bang when he finished his speech, turning into a majestic big black cat.

Zhou Ban: "..."

Jiao Tang trembled: "?"

Before long, he finally mustered up his courage.

"Can we still talk?" He bravely slapped on the idol, his face flushed as soon as he finished speaking, and his fish tail came out with a bang.

Jiao Tang: "..."

Zhou Ban: "!"

Preorder [-] "Little Fox, Follow Me" ⊙▽⊙

The little Taoist went down the mountain to practice, and when he got halfway up the mountain, his head was stepped on by a foot.

He looked up and saw a fox demon sitting on a tree.

The mountain flowers are blooming, and he smiles in the flowers.

Then--

"Monster!! See if I won't accept you!"

And then--

Colleague: "Fox demon! See if I won't accept you!"

Zhou Ke: "Get out! This is my Taoist companion!"

"That's right, my Taoist partner is a little fox."

Qianli: "You...you enemy."

Zhou Ke: "The enemy has come to ask for your body, mind and body."

small theater--

The fox lay on the couch and kicked his legs: "Zhou Ke Zhou Ke, why are you called Ke? What do you carve?"

Zhou Ke was tinkering with the magic weapon: "Who knows." He thought for a while, looked at him firmly and said, "Ke you."

The fox was stunned for a while, then smiled: "Ah..."

——It’s the nemesis.

Stupid Fox & Bad Taoist Priest

(I like this book! I have no choice but to collect it and dare not open it)

May the epidemic end as soon as possible, everyone's life will return to the right track, and you can rush out happily >3

Invincible and lovely little angels, see you next time~