Full-time slap in the face, part-time vase

"Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-"

"An'an! An'an!"

"This section of Chang'an Avenue, yes..."

"..."

Shen An felt his head was heavy, he felt something flowing down his nose, he opened his eyes in a daze, the whole world was red, and a woman with blood on her face was holding him in the deformed car.

Who is this guy?

Shen An felt that his whole body became very light, as if he was about to float up, and the noise around him gave him a headache.

"It's like a star."

"Being hit like this, it looks very serious..."

"Is it Shen An?"

"Seems to be."

"Ah! I really like his character..."

"..."

Is this talking about me?

Shen An was so weak that he passed out.

Then the whole world fell into darkness, and he felt as if he had no weight, floating in the air all the time.

Floating like this for an unknown amount of time, suddenly a beam of strong light shone down from the top of his head, he squinted his eyes and looked up, only feeling that the light was dazzling.

The beam of light seemed to be very far away, Shen An couldn't see the end no matter how he looked at it, suddenly a black spot appeared in the beam, and the black spot became bigger and bigger, Shen An looked carefully, it seemed to be a small circle .

The small circle got bigger little by little, and suddenly it hit his head, emitting a burst of bright light, and the whole world lit up.

Shen An felt that she was going to pass out again, and thought in a daze: It seems...a red string?

red string? ? ?

I'm probably going to die now, I'm going to die, I'm not sure what the last thing I saw was?

The more Shen An thought about it, the more unwilling he felt, and he wanted to take a look with his last breath.

Then he opened his eyes and saw a white...

What about the small circle?

No...why does it smell like disinfectant?

Shen An looked sideways, white quilt, white wall, white ceiling, blue curtains, medicine bottle...

This is... a hospital?

One second later, he was ready to accept death, and the next second he found himself lying in the hospital, and he was suddenly a little dazed.

Shen An was about to get up to have a look, when she saw a fat head, the little girl was quite surprised to see him: "Brother Shen! You're awake!"

Shen An didn't know why, so he nodded.

Seeing that he was about to get up, the little girl rang the nurse's bell at the bedside and raised the bedside for him.

Perhaps Shen An's expression was too confused, and the little girl was also a little confused, so she asked unsurely, "Brother Shen?"

Shen An hesitated: "You... who are you?"

"What! Amnesia?!"

Listening to the roar on the phone, Xiao Mian stood at the door of the ward, looked at the doctors and nurses in the ward, and said in a low voice, "Yes."

"what did the doctor say?"

Xiao Mian: "Doctor..."

"Forget it, I'll be right over."

After finishing speaking, she hung up the phone, Xiao Mian sighed, walked into the separate ward, and took a small notebook to write down the precautions the doctor said.

The little nurse on the side seemed to be standing on the side in a well-behaved manner, but in fact, Shen An's eyes were shining. She knew it a long time ago. This handsome little brother is a starlet. Although he is not very famous, he has long It's so beautiful!

A pair of big and bright eyes, watery, fair skin, high nose bridge, pale lips, but the lip line is beautiful, and there is a small lip bead, and a face is only the size of a palm, even lying on the bed. It smells good! ! !

Not even hair is so handsome! ! !

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !How can it be so beautiful! ! !

After the doctor finished giving instructions and coughed twice, the little nurse finally looked away, and followed the doctor out with a red face and lowered head.

Xiao Mian is used to it, she has been with Shen An for so long, sometimes she still screams like a groundhog in her heart.

She put away her notebook, sat on a chair beside her and introduced herself, "Brother Shen, my name is Zhang Mianmian, and I'm your assistant. You always called me Xiaomian before."

Although Shen An didn't remember who she was, she felt that this round face looked a little kind, so she nodded, thinking about what she said just now, and asked again: "Assistant?"

"Ah, yes, you probably forgot." Xiao Mian patted her head and continued: "Your name is Shen An, quiet Ann, and you are a singer."

Shen An didn't expect that Xiao Mian was about to continue when there was a knock on the door, and Xiao Mian hurried to open the door.

Soon a woman in a gray casual suit came in. The woman had a ponytail tied up. She had a good figure and looked neat and tidy, giving off a cold and capable look.

But...the expression is so fierce...

Shen An felt that she was here to trouble him, could it be that this is some kind of enemy?Straight to the hospital?

How much I hate myself...

Shen An was still thinking about how to speak, the woman suddenly sped up, Shen An panicked, but saw the woman running over with a distressed face, hugging him: "An An, you finally woke up, Scared my sister to death!"

elder sister?Sister?Shen An was not sure, but instinctively felt that this woman was really worried about him, so she patted her on the back.

On the one hand, Xiao Mian closed the door and called out: "Sister Mei."

Only then did the woman let go of her hand, and pinched his face hard. Shen An felt the pain, and subconsciously covered it, and heard the woman say, "You still know the pain! Why don't you hide when the car hits you!"

The tone was obviously fierce, but Shen An inexplicably felt very relieved, and smiled subconsciously.

Who knew that the woman would cry when she saw him like this, "Let you protect me! What will I do if something happens to you! What will I do!"

The more the woman talked, the more sad she became, and she burst into tears.

Crying and crying, he suddenly stretched out his hand to touch his bald head, which was shaved off because of needing stitches...

Shen An was a little overwhelmed for a while, so she had to take the tissue and hand it over, and looked at Xiao Mian for help, but Xiao Mian's nose was sore, and she also started crying...

And when he was crying, he looked at his head from time to time, looking like he really wanted to try his hand...

Woman Crying Critical Strike×2

Shen An: "..."

Fortunately, it all ended quickly. Within a few minutes, the woman wiped her tears and calmed down.

The speed was so fast and the expression management was perfect that Shen An even suspected that everything just now was his own illusion.

Women are really fickle.

Even though her makeup was a bit messy, she still made people feel very energetic, and asked him: "You don't remember anything?"

Shen An nodded.

"My name is Wu Mei, your manager."

The self-introduction is very short, which is in line with her temperament.

Shen An remembered the woman's concern just now, and subconsciously smiled, "Hello, Sister Mei."

With crooked eyebrows and a smile on the corner of her lips, she looked so obedient that Wu Mei couldn't help laughing.

"Are you clear about your own situation?"

"I only know that my name is Shen An and I am a singer."

Although Wu Mei knew that he had lost his memory before, she still couldn't help frowning at this moment. After ordering Xiao Mian to buy a bowl of porridge, she roughly talked about his situation.

Only then did he know that he is a singer. He is 22 years old this year and graduated from a top-1 university. After graduation, he entered the entertainment industry in pursuit of his music dream. Wu Mei is a friend of his uncle. His uncle entrusted him to her for peace of mind. inside.

Although it's been two years since he debuted, his popularity hasn't been very good, not at [-], but at most at [-] or [-]. He has released two albums, and now the second album has just been released.This time, there was a car accident on the way to the album signing event. At that time, Wu Mei and Shen An were in the same car, but Shen An protected Wu Mei, so Wu Mei was not injured, but he fell into a coma half a month.

Wu Mei touched his head again, and said distressedly: "An'an, thank you, sister Mei, but don't do this in the future, just protect yourself."

I reasonably suspect you're just taking the opportunity to pat my head...

How good my head feels!

In terms of injuries, Shen An felt nothing. The doctor said that he was in good condition. Except for the big wound on his head, he was not injured anywhere else.Shen An nodded and asked, "Has my family been here?"

He had been in a coma for half a month in a car accident, and his family members should have come, but he hadn't seen it all the time, so he couldn't help but ask.

Wu Mei didn't seem to expect that he would ask this, she was taken aback and said, "Your family is busy, so you didn't tell them in order not to worry them."

"Oh." Shen An always felt that something was wrong, but Wu Mei said so, so he couldn't ask more.

Soon Xiao Mian came back, Wu Mei seemed very busy, the phone kept ringing, Shen An let her go first, before leaving Wu Mei left his cell phone, saying that she had kept it all the time.

After Shen An drank the porridge, she felt in good spirits, so she looked at her phone.

If he is a singer, he should be able to find it online. Although Shen An lost his memory, he subconsciously clicked on Weibo.

With 300 million fans, Shen An has no idea now, but thinks it's quite a lot.

Looking at his Weibo homepage, the last few posts are all promoting his new album, the album is called "Shen", a deep blue sea, it looks quite artistic, he clicked on a MV to see .

"I sank from the sky, I sank through the sea of ​​people, I sank into the deep sea..."

In the MV, there is a young man with very light makeup, but the eyebrows and eyes are highlighted, and his eyes look very attractive.The man kept falling, the sky, the crowd, the deep sea, and finally sank into darkness. Shen An suddenly remembered the darkness he had experienced before waking up.

Although he hasn't looked in the mirror yet, he instinctively thinks that the man in the MV is himself, thinking narcissistically, he looks pretty good-looking!hey-hey!

And he suddenly felt a little envious of himself with hair...

No hair is too much to be missed...

But this song...

Even though he now confirms that this song is his own, he still feels that this song is really not very good.

Look again—lyricist: Shen An, arranger: Shen An, singer: Shen An...

Pretty versatile...

"Ahhhhhhh!! My brother's face value! I'm dead!"

"As a passer-by, I really think that Shen An should stop singing and be his vase, isn't it good?"

"Today is another day of crazy screen licking!"

"Is my brother okay in the car accident? Woooooooo...worry..."

"Sink in the deep sea! The sea of ​​my heart!"

"The vase is out again, so I might as well show my face, what song are you singing?"

"Shen An's songs are still not as good as before."

"As expected of the No. 1 vase in the entertainment circle, this face is absolutely stunning!"

"When will Vase realize that I really don't have musical talent, and I vomit [vomit]..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That look kills me! The storm is crying!!!"

"..."

There are half and half of positive and negative reviews, but there are indeed more people who blow their faces.

Also, the No.1 vase in the entertainment industry?

Shen An clicked on the search interface, and saw the number one most searched: "Actor Fan Qingzhou returns to China", followed by a red word "Explosion". Shen An clicked, but the interface failed to load.

Is it so hot?Weibo has collapsed.

Shen An didn't try again, and directly entered in the search box: "Vase No.1 in the entertainment industry."

What jumped out was a vote. He didn't recognize several names together, but it didn't prevent him from clearly seeing that he won the victory with a crushing advantage...

In the "competition" of four people, 70% of the votes belong to him...

"Vases still use votes!?"

"It doesn't matter whether it's a bottle or not, flowers are definitely our No.1 amp!"

"Most of Shen An's fans are Yan Fans. It doesn't matter whether he is talented or not. Our brother is definitely the most beautiful in the world!"

"Seeing this topic, I just watched Shen An's previous TV series. The acting skills are really eye-catching, so I voted for him decisively!"

"Shen An lost the election, I am the first to disagree!"

"..."

For a moment, he didn't know whether he should lament that he was good-looking or should lament that he was so useless...

I'm actually... a vase...

I'm a decoration!

Shen An suddenly felt a little depressed, and couldn't help touching his bald head...

!!!

It feels so good!

On second thought...

In a place where the entertainment industry is full of handsome men and beautiful women, I am actually No. 1 in the vase!

How handsome I am! ! !

The author has something to say: Shen An: I am actually... a decoration...

An'an's road to awakening has begun!Go, go, go! ! !