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48L[Original]: I am so tired, and I was eaten again. The QAQ male god put me in the kitchen under the pretext of cooking delicious food to make me happy... Damn it!

But I am still very happy, the male god promised me that in the future I will be responsible for making money to support my family, and he will be responsible for being beautiful!I have all the control between the two of us (except in bed, of course)!He promises that from now on I will let him go east and he will not go west, and swears he will listen to me hhhhhhhhh.

Then I said that when I was found out secretly taking pictures of the male god, I was so scared that my legs trembled and I didn't know how to react.If I were the usual me, I would have run away long ago.

But the truth is, I just watched the male god come over, lightly took the phone away from my hand, then flipped through the photos a few times, and asked me what it meant with raised eyebrows.

Damn, I really wanted to die at that time == I stood there trembling for a long time and couldn't speak, until the male god urged me to ask again, then I came back to my senses and stared at my male god's prosperous beauty , Close your eyes and grit your teeth to confess!

Really confessed, okay?And it's not subtle at all, it's still a very direct "I like you, male god, would you like to raise tadpoles with me!"

The male god was stupid at the time. After a long time, I opened my eyes and saw the male god holding his stomach and laughing twitching ==

I am:? ? ? ? ?

What is this Nima, I have no idea at all, okay? ? ? ?I stood stiffly on the side and waited for the male god to finish laughing. During the period, a few people walked past and looked at us strangely. I stared back one by one.

In fact, I'm just timid in front of male gods. Mr. Mighty like me, who is not afraid of ghosts, is usually very fierce, okay?

It took several minutes for the male god to finish laughing. Wiping his tears, he straightened up and threw the phone back to me, and then said: Then you have to pursue me hard, then turned and left, leaving LZ alone in a mess.

I went back to the dormitory that night, and after thinking about it all night, I finally realized that the male god gave me a chance!I have a chance to be on top, motherfucker!Then the next day I decisively started preparing to attack the male god.

In fact, to tell you the truth, although I am a dead gay, but before I met the male god for more than 20 years, I have always been a relatively good single dog, very cold and aloof, so I have no experience in dating, but, This does not hinder my determination to attack the male god!

Although I have nothing!But I have a heart!How can those messy school girls have my sincerity?Since then, as if I had received some kind of amnesty, I appeared beside the male god at any possible time every day, giving him all kinds of surprises.

For example, secretly put a beautiful koi at the door of their dormitory to bless the male god in everything; another example is to escape when my boss is not around to accompany the male god to take elective courses, and help the male god to take notes seriously; Another example is that while the male god is not paying attention, he secretly colludes with his roommate and puts a small copper gourd by the male god's bedside.

Here is a special explanation, LZ is a metaphysicist, and the method of putting copper gourds on the bedside can break the peach blossom luck, but this method is not the best, but the conditions were limited at the time, I was afraid that I would be discovered by the male god if I did it too presumptuously. Use this method.

During the half a year of chasing the male god, I had a better relationship with the male god's roommate than with my own roommate. I can't even tell how much sincerity I gave. I worked hard for the boss and created surprises for the male god.

But the male god Naihe is like a piece of marble, he can't be smashed without being heated, and he always treats me indifferently.

It's been about a month, right?I couldn't take it any longer, so I mustered up the courage to ask him if he could give me a chance, but the male god yelled at me very directly, saying that my little trick was not sincere at all.

The host was confused at the time, and felt very uncomfortable. The male god doubted me for anything, but he couldn't doubt my sincerity, because I had never been so serious in my life.

I still remember what the male god said to me that day, which probably meant: Do you think you can catch me by giving me some shit?Your liking is too cheap, right?

Hey, it's not my fault that I don't know how to talk sweetly, but why should he doubt my fiery heart?

49L: I feel sorry for the host, if I didn't know that you are together, I would feel that this post would be BE.

50L: So what does it mean?Is the male god straight or curved at first?I don't understand.

51L: Actually, what the male god said is right. If someone of the same sex confesses his love to me, and then always brings gifts like koi carp to show his affection, I must feel that the other party is playing me.

52L[主数]: My meeting can really be described as heartbroken, I really think that the male god hates me so much, I even want to give up, but then, the male god did another thing, let me I have strengthened my determination to catch him!

The author has something to say: In fact, the male god and the koi king secretly talked about love, LZ was chosen by himself as the third koi carp, forced to BE, the whole drama ended, and Shen Lou was sealed!

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