hang a shameless stick

67L: I'm back!I'm a bit busy recently, so I don't have time to update the post QAQ

Let’s talk about it last time, after that night, I will be with the male god!In fact, don't look at me like this on the Internet, in reality, I am a very conservative boy!Because I have never been in love at all!fall!But the appearance of the male god is obviously that he has experienced many battles, and his legs are weak every day...

LZ's main job is fortune-telling, and his side job is learning -- don't look at my job as if it's very busy, but LZ is busy all day, okay, busy drawing symbols, busy consecrating various magic tools, and busy working on Receiving customers on Taobao is exhausting every day.

After we got together, the male god was very caring (*/ω＼*) and took the initiative to take on the job of my Taobao customer service. LZ was happy at that time, okay, it feels like the whole world is watching us talking!love!like!

But an unfortunate thing happened==Since the male god took over my Wangwang, my customer base has dropped sharply, and it has almost reached the point where I can’t eat QAQ. I think this is very strange, after all, my business used to be But it’s okay, LZ himself is so cute, those girls who come to ask for peach blossoms like me!I often come to my place to count my fate. My fan girl can go around the school playground for ten weeks.

Then I couldn't help but click on Wangwang to research it, wanting to find out what the reason is, and the result...LZ saw that the painting style of Wangwang managed by the male god is Aunt Jiang's [picture][picture][ picture]

Chat record 1:

Jade-faced Little Dragon Girl: Hello, hello~ Boss, are you there?

Peach Blossom in Troubled Times: Yes.

Jade-faced Little Dragon Girl: Boss!The Peach Blossom Talisman I bought from you last time is super easy to use, and it attracts peach blossoms in minutes!

Chaotic Peach Blossom: Oh.

Yumian Xiaolongnv: I handed in a male ticket this time, he is my junior, I want to ask the boss to do the math, see if we get along, okay~

Peach Blossom in Troubled Times: Not counting, goodbye.

Jade-faced Little Dragon Girl:? ? ? ? ? ?

Chat record 2:

Candy Box: Little Fairy Little Fairy!

Peach Blossom in Troubled Times: Yes.

Candy Box: QAQ The peach blossom stone you gave me last time was not very useful, I was dumped by the male ticket.

Chaotic Peach Blossom: Oh.

Candy Box: I'm so sad, little fairy, can you chat with me? How about the TAT time charge?

Peach Blossom in Troubled Times: Don't talk, goodbye.

Candy Box: Why, you had a good chat with me before!Watch the snow and the moon with me, from poetry to philosophy of life!

System message: The other party has been blocked by you, this message can only be seen by you.

Chat record 3:

The electric fan is whining: are you there, baby?I'm here to tell your fortune!

Peach Blossom in Troubled Times: Not here.

The electric fan is whining: [Black question mark.jpg]

68L[Original]: After reading these chat records, the host smiled tiredly. I don’t understand why this happened. Didn’t the male god really come here to mess things up! !Lao Tzu's regular customers were all driven away by him!Still black!Still blocked!What the hell is this!

Because LZ's family conditions are not very good-so he usually relies on this craft to earn living expenses for himself, and with subsidies to barely make ends meet, how can he raise a male god if he doesn't work hard?

Now that the business is gone, LZ is very sad, so whenever he finds an opportunity, he asks the male god what is going on.

But because the other party is my male god (*/ω＼*), LZ can only adopt a soft policy and cannot torture to extract a confession. When I was having dinner with the male god in the cafeteria that day, I quietly asked about the latest How was the business, and it turned out... the male god is so shameless!He actually told me that business is booming!

LZ was a little unhappy at the time, and reluctantly threw the braised pork he gave me back to his dinner plate, implying unhappily that I had already read the chat records on Want Want.

In the end, the male god seemed to have not heard my words, and he persevered in bringing the meat back to me, and even changed the subject to tell me not to be picky eaters ==

Damn, I'm not picky eater, I'm very angry, okay?You can't even eat your favorite braised pork, can't you think about the reason, male god!

Then LZ made a wave of death, thinking that he was very seductive and wanted to act coquettishly, put down the chopsticks, and said with a sullen face that he didn't want to eat it!

In the end... the male god is tougher than me QAQ himself put down his chopsticks, and said very handsomely: All right, if you don't eat, I won't eat either.

Fuck it, LZ was messed up in the wind at that time, how can the male god be so good at teasing, this kind of love words of "as long as you are hungry, I will accompany you" makes me look handsome.

So LZ picked up the chopsticks again in a cowardly manner, the male god smiled a little reservedly, and then fed me a big spoonful of meat, it was so delicious that I cried (*/ω＼*)

So until now, I don’t know why the male god didn’t help me to receive customers, and I didn’t dare to ask. Since then, I have become a little boy who eats soft food... I rely on the male god to support me every day╮(╯▽╰ )╭

69L: ... the male god Su Wo has a look on his face, and wants to marry QAQ

70L: Laughing and crying, really, LZ, do you really not know why the male god is so indifferent to customer service?Look at those clients of yours, wow, big baby... Oh my god, the male god must be going to blow up after seeing it!

71L: For LS, the male god must be jealous, you still need to ask?It is courting death.

72L: Brainstorming about the male god sitting in front of the computer and silently jealous of Wangwang's chat records, he was successfully overthrown by himself. Don't stop me, I want to secretly take away the male god!

73L replies to 68L [the original poster]: Fortune-telling is the main job, but learning is the side job?Do you like fortune telling or chatting with those little girls?Little A, let's have a good chat when you come back from get off work.

74L[The original poster] replied to 73L: QAQ I haven't chatted with the little girl for a long time, please forgive me!