double diao with one arrow

1.1

Chang Qing has a bit of a headache recently.

Xiao Yugan's chattering mouth always appeared in his dreams.

Every day before going to bed, Chang Qing would listen to him chatter for a quarter of an hour, and then listen to him for half an hour after turning off the lights.

The above are all within the range of tolerance, after all, they have been together for more than ten years, and even the things they did in the first place were abruptly said to have shrunk by him.

But Chang Qing is over 40 after all, and he will live an old age life in a short time. He sleeps less, and he has to face Xiao Yuqian's aggressiveness in his dreams, which makes him a little unbearable.

He became haggard.It was no longer the shiny and refreshed him.

"Qingqing, you're awake."

Xiao Yuqian's eyes lit up when he saw Chang Qing woke up, and he wanted to share his happy mood with him, "Qingqing, let me tell you, something big has happened!"

Chang Qing twitched the corners of her mouth, wanting to go along with him.However, the imposing image of him in the dream was too profound, causing Chang Qing to suffer from mental tinnitus.

Chang Qing waved his hand, signaling Xiao Yuqian to stop talking, while he cleared his throat and rubbed his temples with a melancholy expression: "I'm not feeling well."

Xiao Yuqian immediately surrounded Chang Qing and measured the temperature on his forehead with his cold hands.

Chang Qing held his hand on her forehead: "I don't have a fever, it's just that I haven't been able to sleep well lately."

He hesitated for a while, but he still didn't say the mockery of "your words are engraved on the tip of my heart" which seemed to be a confession.

Knowing the situation, Xiao Yugan pressed Chang Qing on the bed, first wrapped their bodies tightly with the quilt, put his hands around Chang Qing's body, put his head on his shoulder, and gently bit his ear next to his ear: " Go to sleep, I'm by your side."

For some unknown reason, this sleep was unexpectedly peaceful.

It wasn't until evening that Chang Qing heard about this big event—their son, Xiaodio, fell in love.

Chang Qing recalled that there were never big girls on the walls of Xiaodio’s room, only muscular men, and she sighed: Could it be that the gay gene is also inherited?

This question was answered when Xiao Diao brought his boyfriend Yun Dadiao to visit.

Yes, the genes will be inherited, even if Xiao Diao didn't come out of his two stomachs, it's the same.

1.2

Xiao Di'ao and Liu Miaomiao sat on the bench in the community.

A fly flew by, a feral cat rubbed lice on the edge of a bench, and a teddy marked its chassis on the other side of the bench.

"you……"

After Liu Miaomiao opened her mouth, she immediately fell silent. As a girl, especially a beautiful and elegant one like her, she should be reserved.However, facing such a long silence, she was really impatient.

After being in a trance for a while, Xiao Di'ao looked at Liu Miaomiao's tuft of hair tucked behind his ear, and asked hopelessly, "How could it be you? Did you lie about the information on QQ?"

"What lies about the information?" Liu Miaomiao looked puzzled, and she stopped putting on airs. After all, she was a classmate for four years in junior high school, three years in high school, and a college alumni for another year. Her nature has long been seen through by the other party. So he fought back strongly, "You asked me out, who wants to feed mosquitoes with you on the bench in such a hot day!"

Xiao Diao scratched the big bump on his calf that was bitten by mosquitoes, and scratched his hair angrily.

Could it be that he has been deliberate, trembling every day, and sending greetings to "Vienna of Milos" unshakably, posting cute expressions, and rolling, this heart, this love, just in vain today? !

No!Xiao Dio didn't want to admit it!He asked ferociously, "Why is your QQ name called Vienna of Milos! Why do you want to hinder my relationship with my future partner?"

"What is my QQ name? □□?" Liu Miaomiao rolled her eyes, "Don't give special attention, change the notes, and say you want to fall in love? Sooner or later you will be dumped!"

She stood up noble and cold, obviously not planning to lower her IQ with idiots anymore, and finally she flicked her hair: "I've been more artistic lately, can't I? Qingmei, you haven't even changed my remarks all these years For one, I'm disappointed."

Liu Miaomiao fiddled with the watch on her wrist, and thought for a while: "Did you originally want to ask someone you like, Mian Ji?"

"Obviously yes!"

"Oh, thank you then." Liu Miaomiao opened QQ, but her brother hadn't come yet, "Actually, you can open QQ to have a look, maybe you have a chance to make amends."

Shoutiao jumped up from the bench in a clever way: "Good idea!" At this moment, he wanted to explode into the most beautiful fireworks in the sky.

Xiao Diao paced back and forth, opened QQ and "Venus of Milos" and began to chat with each other, maybe he could really ask the other party out.

【BIGDIOR】: Is the male god free today?

For this face-to-face meeting, Xiao Diao dressed up meticulously, started a hunger strike three days ago, and started exercising, trying to show off his perfect abs like a sculpture when the two of them warmed up and communicated physically—it didn’t.

Xiao Dio was sad, he felt like a poor little golden retriever who was not praised.

He looked at the screen and saw an even more desperate news:

[Venus of Milos] 15:32:11

Sorry, I have something to do and I can't come.

[Venus of Milos] 15:32:59

You go home first.

A golden retriever abandoned by the owner was born. He sat on the stool and sighed, which attracted Liu Miaomiao's eyes.

Liu Miaomiao was about to speak to comfort (sarcasm), when the person she was waiting for came.

"Miao Miao." The visitor came in a well-dressed suit and leather shoes, with a low voice.

"Brother, you are finally here!"

Liu Miaomiao turned around, stepped forward quickly and hugged her brother's arm, and rubbed his arm coquettishly: "You are finally here~"

"I'm sorry." Liu Yufei shoved Liu Miaomiao's head, "The road is a bit congested, and I brought you your favorite strawberry cake." A small square box was hooked by Liu Yufei's little finger.

Liu Miaomiao quickly took it, thought for a while, and looked at Xiao Di'ao, who had been sitting on the bench for a long time, and said, "Here, as a gift for broken love."

Xiao Dio: "..."

"Breakdown?" Liu Yufei saw Xiao Di'ao just now, as Liu Miaomiao's classmate for decades, Xiao Di'ao appeared in front of Liu Yufei quite frequently.He warmly greeted Xiao Di'ao, and played the usual attributes of parents - old lady, began to chatter in a way that did not match his image, carefully analyzed the good and bad of love, and finally told Xiao Di Ao issued a warning: Do not approach my sister.

During Liu Yufei's speech, Xiao Diao carefully looked at his eyebrows and eyes, not admiring his handsome face, but trying to find out the similarities between him and his father.

It's so easy to say, Xiao Di'ao sighed in pain in his heart, seeing the old Buddha chanting sutras, he looked like his father's long-lost brother.

1.3

Xiao Diao returned to his room after dinner, he looked around at the muscular men on the wall, and felt his eyes were hot.

Whether you like someone or not, even your aesthetics will change.

He outlined his appearance in his mind, tall, thin, white clothes, deep black eyes, hair tips blowing in the breeze, like a new bud in spring stirring his heart.

Xiao Diao was lying on the bed in a large font shape. He stretched his muscles and bones a little, ready for the next battle.

Fingertips tapped on the virtual keyboard, and cute greetings swept towards the male god line after line.

[BIGDIOR]: Hee hee hee~ What are you busy with~qwq

No, it looks like a neuropathy!

【BIGDIOR】: Dad didn't come home today, so I was fooled by him for dinner... Fortunately, there is a small cake~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦

[BIGDIOR]: The little cake was given by a classmate, because you didn't come today, I was exposed to the sun, she looked at me pitifully, and gave me a lovelorn gift.

【BIGDIOR】: But I will not empathize with others!God, my heart has always been yours! !Comparing heart~ meme

[BIGDIOR]: Why didn't the male god reply to me... Wrong face QAQ

After waiting for a while, there was still no movement from the other side, Xiao Diao secretly poked into the other side's space.

The space of the male god is very barren, in addition to a diary that comes with the QQ space, there is also a picture of beef tenderloin in the cafeteria, it is so pure and unpretentious!

Xiao Diao returned to the chat interface, couldn't hold back his desire to chat with the male god, and began to chat, and as before, it was only open to the male god.

It's a pity that male gods don't know how to read it, Xiao Diao thought, he didn't say a word, and he didn't increase the intimacy with himself, and even the flame of friendship didn't rise, it's so sad!Fortunately, he has nothing to say every day, and the whole chat history is filled with good morning and good night, and the male god didn't even fart!

He must be too busy, Xiao Diao comforted himself, but when he saw that the male god changed his QQ name to "Dinghaishenzhen" but didn't even send him a period, Xiao Diao was completely depressed.

1.4

Qin Zhanglu looked at the QQ name "Hehe" who had been changed to "Dinghaishenzhen" and smiled, thinking that he had done a good deed.

His cousin and roommate is indeed a handsome guy, but being handsome just doesn’t work, he knew how to attract girls’ attention as a boy in college, and his cousin, as an artistic bigwig who looks gay , to attract girls requires a special route.

What is a special route?Qin Zhanglu thought about it, and felt that the gentle scum with duplicity is very popular recently.

His cousin has a stern face that should not be approached by strangers. Coupled with the label Qin Zhanglu added to him as "hidden in the heart", a whole Jinjiang signature sweet article came out.

Qin Zhanglu was overwhelmed by his ingenuity, and deeply felt that he was a talent for teasing girls.He looked at his cousin's unsuspecting computer and decided to change his QQ name as the first step.

My cousin is also a talent. He has lived for more than [-] years without a good buddy. This QQ was created by Qin Zhanglu for him, although it seems to be useless... Hey!wrong!

What is this eye-catching special attention to!What is this little spark of enthusiasm!What is this giant wheel of love!

OK!You are allowed to be tricky!Fortunately, I am still worrying about your life-long event!You tm are already going to fuck a cute girl and reach the pinnacle of your life, right?

No, absolutely not!Qin Zhanglu gritted his teeth, knocked on the keyboard, and looked at his masterpiece with a little complacency: Dinghaishenzhen.

Since junior high school, he has been reluctant to go to the bathroom with Yun Dadiao.

I don't know what to think, but Yunda's naughty parents seemed to be not afraid of school bullying cases happening to their son, so they gave him a name that would easily arouse the resentment and ridicule of any adolescent boy.

Fortunately, he grew up smoothly, without suffering any hardships, and grew up as his parents expected.

Out of revenge, Qin Zhanglu gave Yun Dadiao the title of "Shenzhen Dinghai", no matter how old you are, you still lie obediently under the cloth like a toothpick.

The dialogue between Yun Dadiao and his little girlfriend popped up on the desktop, which really aroused Qin Zhanglu's curiosity.While pretending to cover his eyes with his hands, he peeked through his fingers.

[BIGDIOR]: Male God~ Good night~~ Meme.JPG

Tsk tsk tsk, the world is really going downhill, Qin Zhanglu looked at this self-indulgent QQ name and sighed how open girls are now, and then he was proud of seeing through Yunda's inner character-a person with an unfiltered heart , how could she fall in love with her with a filthy personality, she must be in a mess.

Realizing that he has the potential to be a psychologist, Qin Zhanglu is carefully analyzing the mental journey of the young couple—from the chat records, this is probably a love history that the other party thinks is a single arrow but is actually a double arrow.

The other party's ten sentences, Yunda's one, and most of them are "en, ah, oh" and other modal particles. At first glance, it is someone who can't chat, so the girl is true love if she doesn't run away.

Qin Zhanglu was suddenly a little lost. Why is he so good at chatting and making people happy? When his girlfriend’s menstrual period comes, he will never say to drink more boiled water, but make warm brown sugar water for the other party. Every Valentine’s Day He always makes gifts full of sincerity by hand, but no one wants it, is it just because he is not so handsome?

Obviously he and Yun Da Diao are relatives, Qin Zhanglu looked at the blackened computer screen, with an incongruous face reflected on it.

1.5

It's probably going to rain today.

Chang Qing looked at the closed toilet door and expressed doubts about whether he could solve his physical problems. The toilet downstairs was occupied by Xiao Yugan. The father and son probably wanted to suffocate him to death.

"Dior." Chang Qing knocked on the glass door, through the frosted glass, he could vaguely see the figure sitting on the toilet, "Are you getting better soon?"

"No!" Dio, who was on the toilet, was holding his stomach in pain, and the turbulence in his intestines made him break out in a cold sweat, "I have diarrhea."

"Did you not cover yourself with a quilt last night?" Chang Qing said, "This weather is the most likely to catch a cold. Take your time. I'll go down to find your daddy."

Before taking two steps, Chang Qing worried again: "I really can't stop calling me, your father and I will take you to the hospital."

The footsteps outside the door finally disappeared, and Xiao Diao sat on the toilet in a collapsed state, feeling like he was about to become a fairy.

The blow I received yesterday was too great. In my sleep, I felt that my heart and stomach felt cold and cold. When I saw it in the morning, I realized that I hadn't covered myself with a quilt.

Thinking of yesterday, Xiao Diao unconsciously thought of the male god.

Why did he refuse yesterday?Don't you want to see me?But maybe something really happened?

But what if we meet?Will the male god accept the fact that he is a boy and not a girl?Do you feel like you're cheating on him?

Will... loathe yourself?

All kinds of thoughts twisted into a mess in Xiao Di'ao's mind, he felt his stomach hurt more and more, ( ) spewed out from the chrysanthemum, like two lines of clear tears on his face.

Xiaodio sniffed, and sent one as usual:

[BIGDIOR]: Good morning male god~

Xiao Di'ao believes: As long as you work hard enough, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle, ah bah, he is not a needle!

As long as he has that sincerity, even tempering with hundreds of refinements can make his fingers soft!

"Ah Qiu~" Xiaodio sneezed when he was whimsical.You see, this is the proof that the male god misses me, Xiao Diao thought triumphantly.

1.6

This is Xiao Dio's self-importance. His male god is immersed in the ocean of sleep, communicating deeply with his goddesses of art, unaware that there is a bastard who is thinking about him.

In the dream he was a sculptor, worrying about his last and most perfect work.

What kind of beautiful face could match this perfect body, he looked at it carefully from bottom to top, intoxicated by the lifelike folds of clothes, and then up... a man's face? ! ! !

Yunda's stern and stern face cracked for a moment, and soon, he recovered his expression of facial paralysis, and began to pick on this man's face that destroyed the beauty.

What an ugly face.

Phoenix eyes, dimples, a smile like mental retardation.

Thin hands and feet, upper and lower body equal length, countless shortcomings...

But Yunda Diao showed a slight smile, this idiot, this little idiot, pestered him every day, for fear that he would know that he was a boy♂, talked in a cute tone every day, and asked for warmth. (also really cute)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. At this moment, Yun Dadiao, who didn't know that he had started dating online, forgot about his Aphrodite, and began to look at the little fool wholeheartedly.

Unfortunately, it didn't take long for him to wake up after being pushed and shoved.

1.7

Qin Zhanglu really couldn't stand his roommate anymore, every day at 6 o'clock his cell phone rang like an alarm clock, but he was still sleeping very peacefully, fearing that the world would fall apart.

That's not how you talk about love, Qin Zhanglu thought, points will be deducted for an idiot girlfriend like you, even the first level, his cousin can't pass it!

Qin Zhanglu climbed down the stairs and poked Yun Dadiao lightly with his hand.

stare - no response...

push again...

sleepy...

Qin Zhanglu couldn't help raising his fist, as if to hit Yunda Diao's delicate cheek, he couldn't help thinking, who would choose Yunda Diao who lost his face and himself over a girl?

Qin Zhanglu used the index finger of the other hand to trace the outline of Yunda Tiao, and touched his skin in a close-knit way. Various memories of other people's children when he was a child flashed through his mind, and finally came to the conclusion: the sky is not fair conclusion.The clenched hand froze half way out.

Yun Da Diao was really annoyed by the itching on his face, thinking it was a mosquito that was making trouble in summer, coveting the fresh blood on his tender face, and immediately stretched out his hand and swung it, hitting Qin Zhanglu's big face that was closely watching, only to hear All his life, he wailed: "Fuck you! My front teeth are about to fall out!"

Only then did Yun Da Diao wake up, he got up unhurriedly, smoothed his hair, looked at the texture of the hair tip, still a little sleepy.

"What's the matter." He looked at Qin Zhang Ludao, who was squatting beside his bed, who had malicious intentions at first glance.

Interrupted by the little thoughts just now, Qin Zhanglu was stunned for a long while, and then remembered that Yunda's noisy girlfriend said that it would hurt the brother's relationship, so Qin Zhanglu decided to take a detour: "Cousin, I have slept well recently. How about it."

Yun Da Diao felt a little suffocated for a moment, fearing that his inner Xiao Jiujiu would be exposed, he glanced at Qin Zhanglu who looked stupid, decided to pretend to be stupid, and said indifferently: "It's not bad."

Not bad for your size!Are you dead?Can't you hear the ringing sound so loud? ?Qin Zhanglu was furious in his heart, and out of his cousin's authority, he could only tactfully say:

"I've been hearing your ringing in the morning. Is it your girlfriend? Take it home and have a look. If Auntie knows that you have a girlfriend, she will be very happy. You don't know, when we were in high school, My aunt told me: Lulu, our family is cold-hearted and warm-hearted. He is a good boy. You can play with him more and let him make more friends. Auntie will feel relieved."

"Later we entered another university and were still roommates. After hearing the news, Auntie was overjoyed and said: Lulu, Auntie is not demanding anything, just hope that Dada can live a decent college life , it doesn’t matter if you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, as long as you don’t waste your youth.”

Qin Zhanglu couldn't help but marvel: "Auntie's mind is really open."

"So, why don't you just take your girlfriend home and have a look." By the way, show it to me, Qin Zhanglu thought, and he teased again: "Or, is he your boyfriend?"

Yun Da Diao managed to finish listening to a long list of bullshit, and was frightened by the last interrogative sentence to go into cardiac arrest.The broken hair brushed against his cheek, Yun Dadiao lowered his eyelids and said indifferently: "Boyfriend, I haven't caught up yet."

"Huh...huh?!" Qin Zhanglu's eyes widened. He didn't know whether he was scared by his boyfriend or because he hadn't caught up with him. He didn't know if he should be entangled. If you don't get it, let's celebrate with a good laugh.

There was an awkward atmosphere in the air.

1.8

There was an awkward atmosphere in the air.

Xiao Di'ao and Liu Miaomiao looked at each other.

After a while, Liu Miaomiao slowly came back from the state of shock just now. She picked out her ears to make sure there was no earwax, and asked clearly again: "What did you say?"

"Do you think," Xiao Diao was a little shy, "is the boy in women's clothing cute?"

Liu Miaomiao: "... isn't it cute?" But it still depends on the person, Liu Miaomiao said silently in her heart.

Liu Miaomiao stared at Xiao Diao for a while, with delicate features, he is indeed a handsome boy, but he wants to become a master of women's clothing... Wake up, boy, a trip to Thailand will refresh everyone's eyes, otherwise it will be a mere imitation.

Liu Miaomiao asked tentatively, "Do you want to be a boy in women's clothing?"

Xiao Dio nodded shyly.

"Okay..." Liu Miaomiao dug out her own cosmetics. Since high school, she has been a flower in her class, and her beauty is overwhelming. This is not only due to Liu Miaomiao's natural beauty that cannot be abandoned, but also her superb makeup skills.

Of course, in addition to the technical relationship, Xiao Dior approached Liu Miaomiao because of the familiar relationship between the two. After all, not everyone is lucky enough to meet a "childhood sweetheart".

Facing Xiao Dior's silly smile in the mirror, she shook her hand holding the hair removal cream for no reason, and felt a little guilty, but when she thought that this was a necessary process to become a boy in women's clothing, she resolutely resolutely looked at the smiling face in the mirror. He said to himself: "Come on, let's start the first step."

1.9

Uncle Zhang was riding in the shade of a tree with a cattail fan. While fanning the wind, he beat the flies around his calf.

Xia Chan squatted on a tree and tweeted, each wave getting bigger and louder, overshadowing the old radio that was babbling and singing.

"Old Zhang, it's time to change your radio. Listen, it's so noisy that you can't hear what you're singing."

"What do you know?" Uncle Zhang stretched out a hand to caress the radio, "My dear grandson bought it for me, who of you has it?" His tone was rather complacent.

"I can't tell you. Hey, look who is here, isn't that your opposite door, Xiao Liu?"

Uncle Zhang turned around when he heard this, and watched Liu Yufei carrying a small cake home from get off work as usual.

"Feifei, leave work so early today?"

Uncle Zhang threw the palm leaf fan on the cool chair, and took out the door key to help Liu Yufei open the door.

"The company isn't very busy recently." Liu Yufei helped Uncle Zhang open the door and motioned him to go in first, "Besides, Miao Miao is about to start school, so take some time to spend with her, after all, she didn't go out this summer vacation because of me." Play."

"Don't worry, don't worry, Miao Miao might not want you to accompany me." Uncle Zhang suddenly smiled, "Be gentle when you enter the door later, I was just now..." Uncle Zhang glanced left and right, sure A passer-by stood on tiptoe and approached Liu Yufei's ear and said, "I saw a handsome guy follow your Miao Miao into the door. Is he Miao Miao's boyfriend?"

Liu Yufei's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the hand holding the cake was shaking.

He bid farewell to Uncle Zhang, went home aggressively, and was about to step into the living room, when he heard a coquettish moan from Miao Miao's room, he felt furious, wishing to knock down the door of the room on the spot, and kill the ambitious Crooked wax gourd and inferior jujube blood splattered three feet.

But Liu Yufei couldn't do this, he fidgeted in the living room for a while, and finally moved slowly to Liu Miaomiao's door, and knocked lightly three times.

"No... I, I can't do it..."

Xiao Diao was lying on the bed panting, with a bitter expression on his face, trembling all over, the pain made his body no longer belong to him.

"How can a man say he can't!"

Liu Miaomiao couldn't help shivering when she saw the hair sticking to the wax. Although she also has a heart for beauty, she would not hurt her body for too much extravagance, because - she is afraid of pain.

Liu Miaomiao asked Xiao Di'ao who was rolling on the bed: "Do you want to continue?"

Seeing that half of his calf was white and half was hairy, Xiaodio could only grit his teeth and nod, holding his breath and trembling at the moment when the beeswax covered his leg.

Liu Miaomiao also held her breath, quietly counting down in her heart.

"3...2...1—"

"Tuk Tuk Tuk."

Before the word "one" dissipated from Liu Miaomiao's air, the sudden knock on the door scared her out of the ceiling with the "one" in her mouth, and her hand shook accordingly.

Xiao Di'ao's heart was already jumping on the hair, Liu Miaomiao's trembling could be regarded as breaking the hair that could withstand the force of a thousand pounds, Xiao Di'ao looked at his two white and thin legs and didn't know why I should cry or laugh, but when I think of someone outside the door, I just feel that my hair is trembling from the root to the root.

Xiaodio: "Didn't you say that your brother will work overtime until night?"

Before coming here, Xiao Di'ao and Liu Miaomiao had confirmed it on the Internet.

"This is from experience. He has been home late for the past two months." Liu Miaomiao threw the beeswax into the trash can and said to Xiao Diao: "Don't hide, lest my brother really think we have something , I’ll go to open the door, and I’ll adjust accordingly later.”

Xiaodio immediately got up from the bed, even smoothed out the wrinkled places, and sat in front of the computer table with an obedient face, pretending to play on the computer.

As soon as Liu Yufei entered the door, he scanned Liu Miaomiao from top to bottom with a pair of laser eyes. Seeing that she was fully dressed, her hairstyle was neat, and her makeup was not worn off, her heart that was about to explode instantly resumed from the countdown of ten seconds to the countdown of 30 seconds.

"What are you doing?"

Liu Yufei finally saw Xiao Di'ao sitting in front of the computer, his eyes wandered back and forth between Xiao Di'ao who "looked very well-behaved" and Liu Miaomiao who "smiled sweetly at himself".

Liu Miaomiao stood in front of the trash can without any trace, and hooked Liu Yufei's arm: "Brother, you came back so early today, did you bring me a small cake?"

Liu Yufei subconsciously patted Liu Miaomiao's head, and nodded guiltily. When he heard the sound of sex coming from the room, Little Cake announced that he was dead.

While Liu Yufei was in a daze, Liu Miaomiao quickly winked at Xiao Diao: Hold your calf! !

Shodio:? ? ?

Liu Miaomiao silently mouthed: Bleeding!

Xiao Dio bowed his head: QAQ Nima hurts so much...

Liu Yufei looked at them suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Liu Miaomiao: A sweet smile.

Xiaodio: (Crossing his legs and covering his legs) with a foolish smile.

"We're... learning."

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Short sweet article, brainless sweet, tired of you(...)