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They have been together for more than thirty years, old husband and old husband, they live comfortably and leisurely every day, but there is only one thing that gives Chang Qing a headache.

Chang Qing pulled Yugan, said with a headache: "Can you stop watching, aren't you gay? What's so interesting about the little girl. Hurry up and go home." Xiao Yugan said: "Dior is seventeen, puberty is early After that, as a father, don't I have to help him find a partner?"

"Do you still need to worry about Dior's affairs?" Chang Qing sighed, his lover is good at everything, but worrying too much, but this is also an advantage.Chang Qing thought of what happened at that time, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which is probably why they walked together.

At that time, he was still a photographer, traveling all over the world.When I came to City A, I planned to stay for half a year, and then flew to Paris to participate in the exhibition.Yu Qian was his college classmate, who happened to be developing in City A, so he entertained him for two months as a college classmate.In the past two months, they had sex after drinking, fell in love with each other for a long time, and divorced each other.Fortunately, Yugan was always a hot-headed person who took the burden and cared about his life, big and small, so that he could act in time when he was in trouble, and it was that experience that made him determined to settle down for this person.Now that his son has grown up, he has to worry about it again, Chang Qing's mouth curled into a helpless smile.

"Quick, quick!" Yugan took Changqing's hand and hid behind the tree, "Look, our son..." Yugan blinked vigorously, "He...he is holding a little girl's hand, right? "

Chang Qing was taken aback when he saw it, "Probably...?"

The person Dio led had half-length hair and a slender figure, so it was hard to see clearly from a distance.

"Could it be a man, don't you recognize our son?" Chang Qing joked.

***

Dior and Liu Miaomiao sat on the bench in the community. Liu Miaomiao had admired Dior for a long time. He was the school's school grassroots and monitor. It was said... She giggled for a while, then put her head on Dior's shoulder, Qiao Xiaoqianxi: "Dior~ My brother won't go home tonight, how about we watch a movie together at night?" Dior felt the heat on his shoulders and remained silent.He thought about it for a while, and probably had to eat dog food when he went home, so he might as well produce and sell it himself.He said: "Is your brother really not coming back?" Liu Miaomiao blinked to hide the disdain in her eyes, she said: "Yes, not coming back." But Dior thought: Oh, why don't you go?He is so handsome and should be reserved for the school belle...

*…*

Yu Gan turned pale with shock: "Could it be that gay is also genetically inherited? But I think it's a girl!"

Chang Qing thought to himself: Dior has never had a big busty girl on the wall, only muscular men, whether it is curvy or straight is not sure...

"Miao Miao."

The visitor was well-dressed in a suit and leather shoes, and his voice was deep and deep, which made Dio unconsciously fantasize.

"Brother, why are you here?" Liu Miaomiao was very surprised.This is all right, she thought, nothing will happen next.

"Go home." Liu Yufei was a little strange, "You don't let me go home and sleep after a business trip, so you still let me stay in a hotel?"

That's right, Liu Miaomiao's home is near the school.

"Little Dior, thank you for playing with my Miao Miao." Liu Yufei saw Dior greet him warmly, his posture was like a worried old mother, "Thank you for playing with our Miao Miao, our Miao Miao... blah blah blah"

It took half an hour to say this, and Dior listened to the old Buddha chanting sutras in pain, just like his father's long-lost brother, and looked at his face obsessively, thinking, if it weren't for your handsome appearance , I am not looking for a third father.

***

The night in Liu Miaomiao really made Xiao Dio feel heartbroken, it seems that no one is perfect, no matter how handsome he is, he is still ruined by the heart of an old lady!

Xiao Diao wrapped around a bath towel, took out his mobile phone, Liu Miaomiao messaged 99+, but... [Xiao Hua] still found nothing there.

Xiaodio sent a distressed message: Good evening.

No audio.

Alas, is Xue Jiao reliable? Is the number given right?The school belle looks sweet, why is it so cold on the Internet?

A shock came.

[Sister Liu]: Dior, is today's dinner delicious?Love, love, love.

[Sister Liu]: Why are you ignoring me.

[Sister Liu]: What are you busy with?

……

[Sister Liu]; Are you someone outside?Tripitaka of Fury.jpg

Dior went to bed irritatedly, when a Didi signal came from the phone, and Dior opened the [School Beauty] interface with a hint of expectation.

[School Flower]: Hehe.

Dior: Can't figure it out.jpg

What's the meaning? ? ?

*…*

Qin Zhanglu looked at the phone and touched it.

School belle?Who the hell is the school belle?

Which idiot is on the other side? ? ?

Qin Zhanglu looked at the twitching QQ and lost the fun of dating. God knows, he just wanted to use his roommate Yunda Diao's mobile phone to find some pleasing sex, but he didn't expect to feel chest tightness and dryness annoyed by his QQ.

"Yun Da Diao!" Qin Zhanglu got up and pushed Yun Da Diao who was sleeping on the bed, "Your girlfriend!" The QQ notes read: Aphrodite

"It's not a girlfriend." Yun Da Diao rubbed his eyes, "It's a boyfriend."

"Hey you kid!" Qin Zhanglu patted him on the shoulder, "When will you be good at this?"

Yun Dadiao slapped his hand away, and replied seriously, "It's not good, but him."

Hahahahahahahahahahaha my writers are amazing

Yun Da took the phone and wrote coldly on it: I'm going to sleep.

Xiaodio can be said to be very confused.

He hurriedly wrote down a line: oh oh oh, good night, good night.

Wow, almost labeled I love you.

***

The two listening fathers looked at each other outside.

Chang Qing: What are you doing here?

Xiao Yuqian: This ping-pong-pong pong...maybe it's a fall?

Xiao Diao was hurt by these cold words, he didn't sleep well all night, his heart was cold and his stomach was cold and cold.When I woke up in the morning, I found that I had forgotten to cover the quilt, and I robbed the toilet several times with his little dad.

"Aqiu~" Xiao Diao sneezed on the toilet, still thinking happily: Does the school belle miss me.

This is his self-importance, the school girl Yun Da Diao is immersed in the world of art, engraving the sculpture of the goddess in his dream.

He was extremely focused and serious, and he didn't even look at the mobile phone that was tumbling wildly on the ground.

Xiaodio cried up and down, and continued to swipe the screen in grief.

Xiaodio: Why, why don't you reply to your cutie?Wronged cry.

After class, I saw Xiaodio's news.

Although Yun Dadiao's tone was unkind, it can be seen from his reply speed that he attaches great importance to the other party.

"At noon today, black pepper beef tenderloin."

Although Xiao Di'ao vented his anger, he decided to go to the cafeteria to try his luck for the sake of the school belle.

Beef tenderloin with black pepper is the top dish in the canteen of A.

[Sister Liu]: Hey, I want to nod at noon.do you want to go together?

Just as Xiaodio wiped his butt clean, he propped himself up on the table and vomited.

If I had known I would not talk about this current girlfriend...tears.

What does heartbeat feel like?

Xiao Dior thought, probably because his big Dior was already hungry and thirsty.

I'm sorry, Xiaohua, goodbye.

This was his first thought when he saw the handsome guy eating low-end signs in a low-end canteen.

He couldn't control his legs, and he couldn't control his mouth.

He squeezed out all the others to come to his side, just to ask: "Handsome guy, can I add your QQ?"

Yun Da Diao let out a muffled laugh in his heart, don't you know me?

He took out the paper in his pocket and wrote a string of numbers and put it into Xiaodio's front pocket.

Xiaodio was stunned.

His heart was beating wildly, and he felt hot and shy.well.

He suddenly blushed, and wanted to say something more, when Liu Miaomiao rushed over, holding his arm, and just wanted to say: My dear, what a coincidence, I just saw the grass in the art department, my eyes were shining and my mouth was drooling , She puffed her chest out with a smile, and said sweetly: "Senior, do you also like beef tenderloin with black pepper?"

Xiao Diao shook off Xiao Hua's hand, turned his face faster than turning the pages of a book, when he heard Yun Da Diao hum softly, he immediately swore to the sky, "My heart, my body, and my whole being are all yours!"

Yun Da Diao pretended to concentrate on eating beef tenderloin, and nodded indifferently, but he was actually looking at Xiao Di'ao from the corner of his eye.

Ever since he saw Xiao Di'ao for the first time when he was a child, and dreamed of him in his dreams for the first time, Yun Da Diao's heart sank.

Freud was right, the goddess with the face of Shodio appeared in his dreams countless times, making him want to fill his mouth up and down.

But when they meet again, Xiao Diao no longer remembers their past.This made Yun Da Diao at a loss, he could only silently watch him flirt with other girls.

Occasionally, when his heart hurts, Yunda Diao would laugh at himself, he was not your Aphrodite in the first place.

***

Liu Miaomiao: Miao Miaomiao?what happened?

My boyfriend is having an affair with...and... grass?

Did I...be green? !

***

[Sister Liu]: I gave you freedom and went too far.jpg

Xiao Diao turned on the phone and saw the emoji of Ms. Liu Miaomiao on the prairie above her head.

Liu Miaomiao was already very angry, but when she saw that her note was Sister Liu, she was so angry that she could eat her feet.

Her eyes were red and she said: "You deserve your name Xiao Di'ao, you'll be a small penis for the rest of your life, wow——"

***

The people who eat melons don't understand what happened.

***

Xiao Diao blushed, he stared at Yun Da Diao with staring eyes, and said intently: "I want to eat black pepper beef tenderloin with you, will you give me this chance?"

Yun Da Diao can be said to be very inconsistent.

"I'm done," he said.

Xiao Dio looked at him wiping his mouth in disappointment, it was so cold, he felt in a trance for a while, so he held the other's hand.

The scene was awkward for a while.

Xiaodio said: "Then...then I will give you this chance."

After finishing speaking, Xiaodio wanted to slap himself.

People are not afraid of scum, they are afraid of stupid, oh my god.

What did he say?

"Ha ha."

Yun Da Diao smiled indifferently, and led Xiao Diao to the window.

The aunt at the window rolled her eyes when she saw the handsome guy and regular customer, "Diao Diao, do you want another piece?"

"Four dollars."

The aunt scanned Yun Dadiao up and down, and stayed at the key parts for a while, "Eat more, eat more." She saw Yun Dadiao holding Xiao Diao's little hand, and said cleverly, "Blessed be your boyfriend in the future." .”

i'm so dirty

The long dating time made Xiaodio want to vomit.

But he couldn't ruin his image in front of his boyfriend, Xiao Diao secretly wiped his tears in his heart, while pretending to be happily eating the third piece of beef tenderloin, mopping up the oil from time to time.

"Big brother~ I'll feed you beef tenderloin~"

Xiao Diao surrounded Yun Dao like a little sun, sharing saliva with him.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ending

Yun Da Diao and Xiao Di Ao lived a life of singing and singing every night

The author has something to say:

Me and my cp story solitaire brain hole

In fact, I think it is similar to what I planned to write. Originally, this novel is a derivative and a fan.

And the purpose is to be sweet, right? Anyway, we will be together sooner or later.

By the way, you can guess that part was written by me and that part was written by CP hahahaha