The protagonist has rejected your message and farted on you

It is the first time that Yang Ze has discovered that the words "down" and "come" can form such a provocative sentence. With the context of this moment and this place, Yang Ze is full of enthusiasm and can't wait to take off where he is.

He opened the living room window and looked down, and sure enough, he saw a black car—not the one from last time, but it was also black—parked on the path between the residential buildings.

Yang Ze grinned, casually dug out two clothes from the cabinet and put one on his body, then ran down with slippers on, and even took some time to think about whether liking someone always makes people so elated and full of joy.

probably.

As soon as he ran to the front of the car, the car door was pushed open from the inside. Yang Ze tilted his head and looked in. When Qi Yu raised his eyes, the two sides looked at each other. Yang Ze laughed first, and then threw himself happily. Go in: "You actually came here directly?"

Qi Yu said "hmm", leaned forward and closed the car door behind Yang Ze, and said in a steady and clear voice, "Come to pick you up."

Yang Ze realized that what Qi Yu answered was the emoji, he smiled, and then turned to say hello to Assistant Xiao Wu in the front seat: "Morning Angkor!"

Inexplicably, Assistant Xiao Wu, who watched a wave of showing affection, found that he had begun to get used to this weird scene: "Morning."

Inappropriately, he remembered the phone that was always beeping endlessly when he was on a business trip with Brother Qi in City A some time ago.When he was helping Brother Qi to take it, he once secretly glanced at the phone that had not been locked, and what he saw was this Yang Ze nagging about those trivial things.

He couldn't remember exactly when Yang Ze stole the boss's heart, but it seemed that there were signs when the boss asked him to send the purple potion.

But why?There must be a reason for liking, he always thought that the boss would not have someone he likes, even if there is, it should be gentle, generous, sensible and caring.Is there really that unreasonable love at first sight?

Yang Ze doesn't have a face that makes people fall in love at first sight, does he? ? ?

He once asked Qi Yu about this aspect on the sidelines, but what he got was Qi Yu's expressionless stare, and he didn't intend to answer him at all.

In this strange place, you can guess the other party's question very sensitively! !

Yang Ze didn't know that Assistant Xiao Wu's heart was full of whispers, and he was happily discussing today's arrangements with Qi Yu.Yang Ze had just finished filming his debut TV series, and Qi Yu had also returned from the promotion. The two of them had nothing to do, and it was a good time to meet up.

Qi Yu originally proposed to go to Oak Lang for dinner, which is the kind of hotel located at an altitude of more than 500 meters for a plate of 1000 yuan, but Yang Ze rejected it in horror, because he did not have any formal equipment for the time being, and the cheapest price was 500 yuan There shouldn't be any dishes like this in a short time.

He came down in a hurry, the T-shirt he was wearing seemed to be a gift from a part-time job before, the jeans were a little too long, they should have belonged to Wei Teng, as for the slippers... It seemed that they were picked up by chance during a discount at the corner supermarket, this pair fell downstairs The appearance of garbage is really not suitable for a high-end hotel.

Not even a good fit to leave the street.

Yang Ze was thinking about whether to go back and change his clothes, and then he thought that it was not convenient for a big guy like Qi Yu to sit down and eat at a random restaurant, and there were only restaurants that were so expensive that people would not force them casually In order to have a more pleasant and private experience.

He looked at Qi Yu, who folded his hands on his lap, and walked away in a high-end three-piece suit, but obediently waited for him to speak, without urging or asking.

Yang Ze smiled, remembering the system that sat silently on the sofa waiting for him when he looked down from the second floor when he was in the vampire world.

"There should be a little red flower." Yang Ze muttered.

Qi Yu raised his eyes slightly in confusion, and Yang Ze had already changed the subject: "Why don't you come to my house for dinner, and I'll eat it for you?"

After speaking, Yang Ze felt that something was weird and couldn't help adding: "I mean noodles."

Qi Yu, who didn't think it was weird at first: "..."

Assistant Xiao Wu who should not be in the car but should be at the bottom of the car: "..." Let me get out of the car!This is not the car to Sunshine Kindergarten! !

The scene was very embarrassing.

Yang Ze coughed twice: "Okay?"

Qi Yu nodded and followed Yang Ze out of the car.Yang Ze belatedly turned his head and asked Assistant Xiao Wu: "Angkor, do you want to eat together?"

Qi Yu stood behind Yang Ze expressionlessly.

Assistant Xiao Wu: "...no more."

Qi Yu: "Be careful on the road."

Assistant Xiao Wu: "..." Pretending to be Brother Qi! ! !If I said to stay and eat just now, you drove me to death by driving a car yourself! ! !

After sending off Assistant Xiao Wu, Yang Ze led Qi Yu upstairs.To be reasonable, it would be too dangerous for a handsome guy with a slim waist and long legs to appear in this dilapidated apartment building in a three-piece suit. There is no cover at all.

Fortunately, today was a working day, and most people went to work at this time. Yang Ze took Qi Yu home in a panic and locked the door before he heaved a sigh of relief. He suddenly realized another problem.

"Qi Yu, will there be paparazzi following you?"

Qi Yu: "No."

Yang Ze didn't expect: "Why, are you so hot?"

Qi Yu said the truth: "I don't have gossip to dig."

Yang Ze was taken aback.

Qi Yu thought for a while, and corrected his statement: "Before."

There is now.

When Yang Ze blushed, he pulled Qi Yu to sit on the sofa: "Shall I cook noodles for you?"

Qi Yu's eyes lingered on the two completely different styles of water glasses on the table for a while: "Roommate?"

"Oh, that Wei Teng, you've seen it before." Yang Ze nodded, "Let's go to your "Shadow" as a group performance together!"

Qi Yu had no impression: "Yes."

Yang Ze said again: "He is very nice, just at the studio, when my hand was scratched, he even asked someone to bring me a bottle of purple medicine."

Qi Yu: "..."

Yang Ze didn't notice that Qi Yu's honey juice was stuck, so he went to get a hot water bottle, poured a glass of water and pushed it over: "There are only two glasses at home, Wei Teng and I, this is my cup, if you don't mind, use this to drink water .”

Seeing Qi Yu nodding, Yang Ze rolled up his sleeves and prepared to show off his skills, but the phone in his pocket rang first.

Caller ID: Mom.

Yang Ze: "...????????"

Where is the mother from? ! ! ?

Yang Ze, who thought he was wearing it, finally remembered the fear of being dominated by OOC.

Yang Ze picked up the phone tremblingly, flashing through his mind how to explain why he suddenly appeared in the entertainment circle as a fat man, then he heard a middle-aged woman's voice from the other end of the phone: "Yang Ze, I called your college and they said you dropped out two years ago, would you like to explain to me?"

Yang Ze gasped: "..."

Fuck! ! ! ! !He forgot! ! ! ! ! !

The original owner dropped out of school and stayed at home so his mother doesn't know! ! ! ! ! !

What a mess! ! !

The author has something to say:

Menstrual period, sleepy...(:3▓?

This chapter has a lot of things from the past hhhhhhh, for example, the purple potion that the world system showed for the first time, and the little red flower in the vampire world, and the setting of Yang Ze’s body at the beginning of this world hhhhhhh

Hope you guys remember.