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No matter what, Mama Yang still believed in Yang Ze's so-called "star dream" for the time being. After all, the other party lost 60 catties, which shows that the power of dreams should not be underestimated.

Yang Ze didn't have the nerve to tell his mother that it wasn't the power of his dreams at all, it was the dirty thoughts of wanting to fall in love with another man that made him work hard.

Seeing his mother wavering, Yang Ze immediately started to continue: "Mom, don't you think I'm happier, happier and healthier now? And I'm not addicted to pornography anymore! I can make money again!"

Ms. Yang thought it made sense. Although she didn't even have a college degree, blind directors were attracted to it. Maybe her son really took this path?

Thinking about it this way, Mother Yang's complexion finally softened a lot unwillingly. She looked up and down at the well-behaved Yang Ze, and nodded reluctantly: "Forgive you this time."

Yang Ze's eyes lit up, and he was about to laugh when he heard his mother say, "I've been staying at your place for the past two days."

Yang Ze's smile froze on his face.

"Mom...Actually, I live with someone else in this house..." Yang Ze huddled into a small ball.

Mother Yang didn't respond: "Oh, shared rent?"

Yang Ze huddled into a smaller ball: "I confiscated his money..." Sometimes he posted it upside down.

Mother Yang paused: "Girlfriend?"

"..." Yang Ze's eyes fluttered, "No, it's just a friend, we met when we were playing tricks... and then mine, um... just..."

Yang's mother narrowed her eyes and stared coldly: "You mean, I paid you the rent of the house, and also provided for a strange man?"

hum.

Why is mom so sexist?

"It's okay Mom, I'll give you a room in a hotel outside? Then I'll take you for a stroll in L City while I have nothing to do these two days." Yang Ze quickly changed the subject, and at the same time pulled up his mother's suitcase and took it outside. , "I know several delicious restaurants, cheap and affordable. Mom, do you like fish? I know a squirrel fish thief that is delicious and delicious."

Mother Yang continued: "Who loves fish? It's your dad who loves fish. Your dad likes seafood. I think it's fishy. I like yam."

"Huai yam is good. The Huai yam soup at the food stall downstairs in the hotel is delicious." Yang Ze said as he took his mother out of the rental house in fear, he jumped up and called a taxi, and then he was relieved, afraid that Wei Teng would appear suddenly , I'm afraid the scene will be very embarrassing for a while.

From the corner of Yang's eyes, she saw her son quietly letting out a sigh of relief and grinning, but didn't say anything.

It was almost twelve o'clock when the two arrived at the hotel. After handing over their ID cards and completing the check-in procedures, both of them were yawning profusely.The mother sat on the bed and took off her make-up, and directed Yang Ze to take a shower first. Yang Ze responded and reached for his mobile phone, but was scolded by his mother again, "What kind of mobile phone do you take with you when you take a shower!"

Yang Ze pretended not to hear, and ran into the bathroom with his mobile phone.

The light in the hotel bathroom was warm yellow. He sat on the toilet seat and turned on his phone. He saw his shadow reflected on the tiled floor. As expected, he received a WeChat message from Qi Yu later.

"Thank you, the noodles are delicious."

"I'll take you out next time."

Yang Ze grinned.

"Okay! But in two days, my mother came to see me, and I have to accompany her."

After sending this message, Yang Ze returned to the interface and sent "Are you still alive?" "Can I go back?" "Is it too late to call 120?" Wei Teng replied "Get out of here."

Wei Teng returned quickly: "What did your mother say?"

Yang Ze: "She said you eat and drink, and the next time I see you, I'll blow your head off."

Wei Teng: "...!!! I can't go back at night?"

Yang Ze rolled his eyes: "It's okay, I'll take my mother out to live."

"Thank you Brother Yang, praise Brother Yang..."

Before Yang Ze had finished reading Wei Teng's message, he was reminded to divert his attention by the pop-up message from Qi Yu on WeChat. He closed Wei Teng's dialog box without hesitation, clicked on the cute rabbit head, and saw Qi Yu say, "Yes. Take Auntie with you."

Yang Ze was inexplicably a little embarrassed: "It's not good, my mother is just an ordinary person... Maybe she said something wrong or made trouble..."

He was a little scared and looking forward to it. Although the two parties may not have the same meaning, he has already defined this possible meeting as meeting the parents.

So shy, hee hee.

Seeing that Qi Yu didn't intend to reply right away, Yang Ze put down his phone and went to take a shower, imagining all kinds of situations that might happen in his mind, adding fancy plays to the theater in his mind.

After taking a shower, the theater in Yang Ze's brain had progressed to the point where his mother was dissatisfied with Qi Yu and beat the mandarin ducks. Thinking of rushing out of the house and running to the airport - it must be the kind of violent storm and tornado to be miserable - but only in time to see Qi Yu's last decisive and cold back.And then many years later...

Putting on his clothes, Yang Ze thought seriously, should he meet again in a foreign country and smile at each other, or should he bring his son to the door and say that you are not responsible?

They all look like tricks.

I don't know if it's because the brains of people who fall in love will be infinitely enlarged, anyway, Yang Ze has basically lost his mind.

I didn't have much IQ at first, but now it's all diluted.

After he got dressed, he strolled out to greet his mother, and when his mother came in, he took out his mobile phone to watch again.

Qi Yu: "It's okay."

Qi Yu: "I'll pick you up tomorrow."

Yang Ze scratched his hair and sent a confused expression: "But... my mother must be very surprised why you invited us to dinner."

Qi Yu: "?"

Qi Yu: "...we are together"

Yang Ze gasped.

After pausing for a while, he sent another message cautiously: "Isn't it?"

Yang Ze buried his face in the pillow, his ears turned red.

In fact, he always thought that Qi Yu would not say it clearly, just like he would never take the initiative to say that you are my boyfriend, or confirm their relationship.After all, Qi Yu's identity is a film king, and they don't have any formal confession, such as, how about staying with me, or I like you too.

But yes, of course yes.

I definitely want to date you! ! ! ! ! !

Yang Ze rolled and twirled on the bed with his hands in his arms, and then stopped rolling at the same moment when he heard that the water in the bathroom was turned off, and turned into trembling with joy on the bed.

I'm a certified boyfriend! ! ! ! !

Mom, I'm in love! ! ! !

Though I wouldn't really tell your mom! ! !

After Yang Ze finally calmed down, he realized that he hadn't returned to Qi Yu, and Qi Yu hadn't continued talking, and the entire interface stopped at a deserted question mark.

"I like you!" Yang Ze typed this line without hesitation, and then felt that it was not enough to express his feelings, so he changed it to voice.

"Boyfriend, the moonlight is so beautiful today."

At this moment, the bathroom door opened, Yang Ze immediately put down his phone, took a few deep breaths wrapped in the quilt, and then poked his head out to look at his mother, just like when he was hiding under the quilt to read novels when he was a child and was caught pretending to be calm.

"Come here and help me blow my hair." Mama Yang pulled up a chair and sat down, beckoning.

Yang Ze responded, and got up from the bed with a smile on his face, causing Yang's mother to look at him several times meaningfully.

Yang Ze quickly restrained his expression, blowing his hair quietly, saw his mother's slightly curly brown long hair passing through his fingertips, remembered that his mother always dressed exquisitely, and never stingy to treat himself well, even in middle age He is also as energetic and aggressive as a young man.Seeing the mother's haggard face and tears when she died in reality was even more shocking.

Maybe it's compensation, so he is still alive in this world, and his mother is still this shrewd and fierce look.

And I have a boyfriend!whee!

When the lights in the room were turned off, he and his mother said good night on their respective beds. Yang Ze turned on his phone again and received Qi Yu's voice.

"Well, the moonlight is so beautiful."

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