The protagonist has rejected your message and farted on you

Yang Ze was dumbfounded.

He stood in front of the green screen in a bloody brocade robe and stared blankly at the other party, watching the familiar and handsome young man skip over everything that was suspended and walk towards him.

As if an invisible light and shadow caressed his body, the jet-black hair and eyes flowed and disappeared like faded ink paintings, revealing the familiar silver-gray eyes and soft white hair. He stopped in front of Yang Ze. Familiar earnestness and subtle tenderness: "Sir."

Yang Ze stared blankly for a while, his nose twitched, and then he burst into tears, and his voice raised an octave indiscriminately: "How did you just remember it, you bloody ghost!!!!"

The system immediately opened its hands obediently and gave the emotionally broken Yang Ze a comforting hug: "I'm sorry, sir."

This apology was as smooth and undisguised as ever, Yang Ze whimpered and hugged the system back and said, "You know how to block me with sorry, how embarrassing I am when you do this qaq."

"Sir, you don't have to forgive me." The system analyzed calmly.

Yang Ze laughed, and finally he was able to stretch out his hand to touch the system's slippery and handsome face swaggeringly: "No, I'd better forgive you, or if you get angry and lose your memory, I'll find someone to cry with."

The system was silent for a while, and then the voice sank when he spoke again: "There will be no next time."

"Did you know it was done by the Space-Time Administration?" Yang Ze asked.

The system said with a gloomy expression on its face: "My main program was created by them after all."

Yang Ze hesitated for a moment: "I remember Lu Yang told me that you will lose your memory in this whole world."

The system said contemptuously: "Hehe."

Wow, my man is so cool, so dazzling and so attractive when he thinks about it!

I feel so safe!

Yang Ze asked again: "When you think about it, will the Space-Time Administration come to you?"

For example, in the very common plot, the Queen Mother of the Mandarin Duck rushed up and pulled the two away, throwing a galaxy in the middle, and then the two had to spend more than 20 chapters of the plot to overcome many difficulties and become enemies of the world. Together kind.

It's tiring to think about it, and it's really hard to make a choice when you are tired and eat a little chicken.

There seemed to be codes flashing across the silver-gray eyes of the thoughtful system, and after a few seconds, he calmly replied: "Sir, don't worry."

The system of peace of mind and trust must have been quietly stumbling, Yang Ze has no doubts, very relieved to show a embarrassed smile to the system, and then completely ignores the suspended world around him, holding the hand of the kissing system to walk around Everyone in the cassette found a soft sofa to sit down on.

Sitting meekly next to Yang Ze, the system looked down and looked like a child daughter-in-law who had been brainwashed by the landlord's family, while Yang Ze, the stupid son of the landlord's family, touched his chin and said, "I want to talk to you about the two of us."

The system was stunned for a moment, and the overly cold emotion on his expression was quickly covered up again. When Yang Ze looked over, he obediently said, "Okay."

"This world is set based on your needs, right? So in this world I am me." Yang Ze thought of this face that was exactly the same as in reality and his familiar mother, and sighed, "Obviously I want to be the best actor. Set, you don't know how to add some appearance buffs to me."

The system seriously replied: "Sir, this is very good."

"What's the matter, it's the face of passers-by, but I still want to be a film star. I really don't give me any shortcuts. You can tell me which face in the past few worlds is not the most beautiful face of Thief Jill. The face of Young Master Yang alone is enough. ——" Yang Ze got excited when he said this, and slapped his thigh, "You talk about that Yang Xijing, that Ken! Why are you so wasteful!!"

"But that's not sir."

system said.

"No matter what the husband looks like, as long as the husband wants to, he can become the actor."

What the system won't say is that even when he was Qi Yu, the world has already been modified in too many places - deleted supporting roles, reversed sexuality, and even accelerated plots.

Where Yang Ze couldn't see, the story line had already been reversed.

The world has always opened more back doors for Yang Ze than Yang Ze imagined, but the closed branches and restricted freedom for Yang Ze have always been more than Yang Ze imagined.

The system has never been a child bride without a story, but Yang Ze is a stupid son with a real mental retardation.

If one day Yang Ze finds out, he will probably sigh: I didn't expect that you, who look at you with thick eyebrows and big eyes, will turn black!

But of course, Yang Ze didn't know at this moment, he was still being teased by the system, and he pretended to be reserved and dignified with perfect acting skills: "Do you think I will be happy if you randomly give me cheating?"

Then a system raised its hand to stop the system that wanted to speak, and smiled evilly: "Of course!"

The system hesitated to speak: "."

Before letting time flow again, the system asked Yang Ze if he wanted to fast-forward the time and become the Best Actor directly.Yang Ze was very shocked and moved, but still stopped himself with difficulty.

"No, no, it's all over here, at least be reasonable, don't be so aggressive."

The system nodded slightly, Yang Ze took two steps towards his original position and turned back, showing him a bright smile: "I'm so glad you remembered everything!"

-

It was already summer when the filming of "Jun Hua Jue" was completed. The system was like Gao Wan who unlocked all the achievements overnight. He broke away from the restrictions of ordinary people in an instant, and there was no long-distance relationship with Yang Ze anymore. .

As long as Yang Ze yells, no matter where the system is, it will appear within five seconds, with some small steamed buns/tangyuan/fried chicken, and even considerately erase the setting that Yang Ze will get fat after eating.

Yang Ze was so moved that night he went to the food stall to eat until he couldn't stand up, his mouth was covered with oil, and tears filled his eyes.

The release time of "Jun Hua Jue" is set for the summer vacation. During this period, Yang Ze took over two more dramas to gain more exposure. Then, with the help of the system, he ended the filming at an unusually fast speed. The days of publicity with the group began again.

All the hard work was lightly downplayed by the system, and Yang Ze was also happy and relaxed. When the two of them flew together on a plane to promote everywhere, they hid in an empty place like an underground party joint. Everything can be brought out and nagged.

Yang Ze is very at ease, at ease and at ease. He likes Qi Yu, but he likes the system more, just like he prefers the system's silver-gray eyes like glass beads to the black hair and black eyes, and he prefers the system to let him do whatever he wants helpless expression.

If you like it so much you can't help but kiss it, hug it, act cute, act like a baby.

And the specific day, Yang Ze can't remember clearly, it should be that the promotion is coming to an end, and the crew arranged another banquet.Yang Ze and a few other unimportant young actors happily hooked up and drank all night, and finally followed them to toast with Qi Yu in a pretentious manner.

The little actors said, "Brother Qi, thanks for taking care of you, we will continue to support you in the future." Yunyun, Yang Ze followed him and toasted with a flushed face, "Brother Qi, I am your number one fan!"

The hotel was brightly lit that day, and Yang Ze saw something beating in the eyes of the system.

At the end of the show, Yang Ze bypassed the crowd, ran to the system's car as usual, and then smiled cordially at Assistant Wu, who was already familiar with it: "Angkor!"

Assistant Xiao Wu didn't look sideways: "Brother Yang."

Yang Ze grinned, and then quietly gestured to the system, and the system skillfully turned on the shielding system for Assistant Xiao Wu, so that he would not hear what he shouldn't hear.

"Should I still call you Qi Yu?" Yang Ze asked.

System: "Sir, please follow the instructions."

"But I still want to give you a name." Yang Ze, who was drunk, was good at pushing his nose to his face, and said while tying up the system's bangs. "Qi Yu was picked up by the Space-Time Administration for you, um, it doesn't count."

The system is controlled by him: "Okay."

"What's your name? Give me my surname. How about Yang System? Or Yang Department? Yang Tong?"

The system sighed, as if helpless and unable to do anything: "Sir..."

Yang Ze immediately raised his hand: "If I don't care for you, I won't care for you." He looked at the face of the system, liked it no matter how he saw it, and immediately laughed, "I call you whatever I like. Yang Ze Baby, Yang Guaiguai, Yang System, Yang Dasha—"

Yang System lowered his head and blocked the rest of Yang Ze's flirty words. In his blurred vision, Yang Ze saw the little prick he had tied for System again, so he laughed while his lips and teeth parted to take a breath. Tired and crooked: "Wow, the thief likes you."

Then Yang Ze really couldn't remember what happened.

It seems to have returned home, it seems to be gently put on the bed, it seems that there are kisses and whispers, as well as hugs and touches.

The next day, Yang Ze touched his butt, not knowing what expression to use to face the first night of losing his virginity.

Hey, forget it, we are all adults, it's normal to be a little bit sexual.

The author has something to say:

System: Beautiful

I don't want to write anymore, I want to give Yang Ze a god.