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Forget the home-cooked dishes I know how to cook, there are scrambled eggs with tomatoes, steamed eggs, poached eggs, and instant noodles.

Ze Yang: "..."

After all, it is also for fishing, but none of these three dishes can be used for fishing? !

Yang Ze turned his head and glanced at the system obediently standing by the side, the overly spacious robe kept running down his bare shoulders, the system had to pull it back again and again, with a rather serious expression.Yang Ze laughed, stretched out his hand and squeezed the plush ears of the system, the ears trembled sensitively, Yang Ze asked, "Can you cook?"

The system looked at him with hesitant eyes: "..."

After Yang Ze and him looked at each other for a few seconds, he felt as if he was an idiot, the goddamn system can cook, he doesn't need to eat, so why should he cook? !

This is very embarrassing.

This embarrassment continued until Yang Ze went to class in the afternoon and suddenly saw the back of a stranger standing in the yard.The back is slender than Su Shen Yizhou, but taller than Yang Ze. Before Yang Ze approached, the other party turned around sharply, only saw a pair of orange eyes looking at him with a smile, and said: "This is sir, right? I'm Yi Zhou's wife, just call me Qian Po."

In the original book, this lady was briefly mentioned.When Su Shen had no feelings for the protagonist because of Bai Yueguang's death, the lady once came forward to persuade the protagonist to hang him from a tree... But of course, it didn't work at that time.But these are not important, the important thing is that Yang Ze remembered that Mrs. Qianpo seemed...as if...she was a good cook.

As for Yang Ze, the restrictions on his personal freedom were lifted a few days ago.The right time, the right place, and the right people, the whole world is helping me to run Mensao together.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !

Qian Po didn't know the ecstasy dancing in Yang Ze's heart, and was still explaining: "I'm here to help Xiao Ming take a leave of absence. They messed around during the Eagle Clan Festival yesterday, and they got sick today."

Yang Ze frowned with a worried look: "How are you sick?"

"I have a fever, nothing to worry about." Qian Po glanced at Yang Ze, "Sir, continue with the class."

"That's not okay." Yang Ze stepped forward, speaking in a serious and righteous manner, "It's only okay for Xiao Ming to drop out of class. Let's all rest today. I'll go and see him too."

Qian Po: "...isn't that bad?"

Yang Ze smiled sincerely: "Very good."

In the end, Qian Po couldn't stand up to Yang Ze, who was worried about the country and the people, and agreed.He entered the classroom holding Xiaohua, and led Xiaohong and Xiaogang out together.

Xiaohua was in a very good mood: "Sir! Class is not going on!"

Yang Ze ran on her: "You don't need to see Mr., are you happy?"

Xiao Hua immediately waved her hands in a hurry: "No, no! I like Mr. the most!"

Qian Po pinched her daughter's face: "If you have a husband, you don't need a mother, do you?"

Xiaohua "ah... ah..." for a long time, her ears collapsed, and she curled her lips at last, and buried herself in Qian Po's shoulder angrily: "Mother knows how to tease me! I don't care!"

Xiaohong followed behind and said coolly: "If you want me to say, Xiaohua's favorite should be Jie."

Xiao Hua raised her head abruptly, Xiao Gang also immediately pulled Xiao Hong: "Xiao Hong!"

Qian Po raised her eyebrows: "Who is Jie?"

This time, there was no one to answer, and the scene fell into a silence that was about to be concealed.

#被妈妈发现女儿早恋爱, what to do, wait online#

Qian Po looked at Yang Ze slowly, and asked with a hidden smile, "Do you know, sir?"

Yang Ze hurriedly pretended not to understand, looking around for the scenery.

Yi Zhou's residence is right next to Su Shen's mansion, everyone kept silent and went back, while Yang Ze followed Qian Po to Yi Zhou's residence with a brisk appearance on the outside, and hugged Xiao Ming to comfort him according to the procedure. After a long time, he chatted with a few brats until the evening, shamelessly and logically replied "Yes" to Qian Po's polite "Do you want to stay for dinner, sir?"

Qian Po's expression at that time probably said "You are so awesome ha ha ha"

Yang Ze selectively filtered this expression, and looked at a table of food at dinner, pretending to be pleasantly surprised, and said what he had prepared for a long time: "Mrs. Qianpo is really good at cooking, I hope you can teach me."

Even learning to cook can’t be learned overnight, and the plan can’t keep up with the changes. Yang Ze wanted to prepare the dishes that night and strike while the iron is hot, but seeing the weather, it was too late, so he had to temporarily change the fighting method.

Before learning!Absolutely can't go any further for Su Shen!One hit kills!complete in one step!

Mrs. Qian Po caught off guard and accepted an apprentice. Earlier, her understanding of this gentleman came from the few words between Yi Zhou and the children.

She looked at the teacher in front of her, who apparently seldom entered the kitchen, and Qian Po asked him what he wanted to learn in a daze, and she got a reply from the thin-faced and slender gentleman carefully: "What do Su Shen like to eat, do you know?" ?”

A meaningful smile slowly appeared on Mrs. Qianpo's face, and she said meaningfully, "Oh... I know."

The gentleman in front of him smiled politely: "Thank you, madam."

In this way, the two reached a mysterious tacit understanding and consensus while looking at each other and smiling.

(Yang Ze gets 1 assist)

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Su Shen remembers the coldness of the evening wind, the dim halo of the moon, the lingering fragrance of wine from the beauty's smile, and the smile of the human holding the wine glass in front of him, and the glossy lips stained by the wine.

The scene of that night was still lingering in my mind on the second day, as if this human being cast a spell on himself, making Su Shen restless and at a loss.He got up earlier and returned later than usual. For three days in a row, he never saw Yang Xijing again.

The strange and unknown restlessness gradually calmed down, making Su Shen guess that maybe it was all just a drunken hallucination, maybe it was just Yang Xijing's nonsense.

Until Su Shen walked into the courtyard again under the moonlight in the middle of the night, and saw Yang Xijing sitting on the stone table in the courtyard with his back facing him. There were cold meals on the table, and his right hand was propped next to his face, as if he had fallen asleep.

Su Shen wanted to leave, wanted to go back to his room, but his feet approached Yang Xijing step by step, and he saw Yang Xijing's sleeping face, with slender eyelashes lying quietly on his jade-like face.

That feeling became agitated again, Shen Shen couldn't help taking a step back, but Yang Xijing was alarmed, the human raised his head, still sleepy, but already smiling: "General, you are finally back."

Su Shen was slightly startled, the other party slowly stretched his waist, and said with a leisurely smile: "I went to the kitchen today and made a few dishes. I wanted to wait for the general to come back and eat together—" Then he looked away. The temperature of the dishes, sighed, "It's a pity, it seems to be next time."

In the end, he propped himself on the table and wanted to get up to clean up the dishes, but he was stopped by Su Shen's grasp of his wrist - even he himself didn't understand why he wanted to stop, but his body reacted first.

He and Yang Xijing looked at each other, the black eyes that were out of place among the wolves were full of familiar tenderness, at this moment, there was also a solemn and unfamiliar love, these eyes finally took off his original politeness Disguised, blatantly presented in front of the solemn.

Su Shen was so hot that he wanted to let go of Yang Xijing's hand, but was held back by the other party. The human smiled softly: "General, what are you afraid of?"

The solemn mouth pursed slightly, without saying a word.

Yang Xijing still held her solemn hand like that, looked into her solemn eyes, and then sighed again: "If the general doesn't mean it, then that's fine, I..." Then he let go of his hand, took a step back, and sighed in his solemn heart. Panicked for no reason, subconsciously took a step forward, still stretching out his hand.

"The general is really—" Yang Xijing laughed suddenly, reached out to grab the solemn collar, and the sighing smile and voice collided with it, "Swaying."

"Current Favorability of Serenity: 70"

Yang Ze was hehehe in his heart in an instant, Mensao is good, Mensao is good, otherwise, the sensitivity will not move at all, or it will increase by 1010, which is very fulfilling!

Originally, Yang Ze just wanted to have an innocent little kiss from mouth to mouth with this sullen virgin, but he didn't expect that at the moment when he was about to retreat, he pressed his hand on his waist solemnly and without a teacher, deepening the kiss.

Ouch my darling! !You can fucking tongue kiss! !Wait, do you have to do something embarrassing! !system! ! !System Dad! ! !

The voice of the system followed in seconds: "Open cheating for Mr.: Watch." 』

Yang Ze was taken aback, and stood in the room in a blink of an eye, looking at the figures of Su Shen and Yang Xijing with a dazed look on his face.He turned his head and glanced at the obedient system standing on the side, and asked slowly: "There is really this golden finger!"

He still remembers the first time he used this to avoid Mo Xun's perverted sex.

"I will serve you wholeheartedly, Mr. 』The system returns.

Yang Ze leaned on the window and looked at the two people in the yard. The real Yang Xijing's fair face gradually turned crimson, and the corners of his brows and eyes were tender with emotion.

Yang Ze was ashamed, he stopped looking down, the system imitated him and squatted beside him, and suddenly asked: "Sir, Su Shen, don't you like it too?" 』

Yang Ze was stunned: "It doesn't count if you don't like it. Compared with the perverts in the previous two worlds, it's perfect. But to me, it's not me that they like, but the Yang Xijing I played. Then I have What's so good about them?"

The system didn't reply, Yang Ze patted him on the shoulder again: "Besides, they are all missions to me, if I really have to say...Only you are the real one."

The system was slightly taken aback, and there was a hint of hesitation on his always calm face, but before he could speak, Yang Ze was sucked back into Yang Xijing's body again—they finished kissing.

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