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#What is the experience of living with a vampire? #

#杨泽: Thank you for the invitation, I am quite tired.

#For example, vampires don't have much time for you, you have to clean up by yourself.

The room of Yang Ze and Julian is at the end of the right corridor on the second floor of the bungalow. Although it is not clean and tidy, it has everything it should have: two beds, two small bedside tables, a small desk on the left, and a desk on the desk. There is a small desk lamp, and on the right is a large wardrobe, which is divided into two layers.It's just that because no one uses it, everything is covered with a thick layer of dust.

Julian looked happy, though, because at least there weren't bottles and rubbish all over the place.Seeing this, Yang Ze sighed helplessly, thinking that the younger brother of the protagonist is simply a fool.

After Xinuo told them some places where they could and couldn't go in this house, he went to bed before dawn——Xinuo's room was in the left corridor on the second floor, and it was also a place where Yang Ze and Julian tried not to go.

A vampire basically spends his days in sleep, waking up when the last halo of the sun disappears, that is to say, the bungalow during the day basically belongs to Yang Ze and Julian.

Yang Ze never tried to kill himself, so after obediently agreeing, he and Julian just fetched water and mopped the floor to clean their room. The two of them were 11 years old and 8 years old. Yang Ze originally wanted to remove the bed curtain and wash it, but found that he and Julian were stacked together and the curtain was not as high as the curtain, so he had to give up.

They ran to the room that Hino told them to get new quilts and pillows. After everything was done, the two of them lay on the bed in peace and didn't want to move.

For Julian, who was exhausted, this day was like a dream. Lying on a soft bed that he had never felt before, he suddenly fell into a sweet and illusory dream.

But for Yang Ze, it was just too tired.

When Yang Ze woke up, it was dusk.

He yawned due to lack of sleep, and saw Julian crawling onto his own bed at some point, hugging himself like an octopus and sleeping soundly, his slightly frowned eyebrows seemed to be showing melancholy.

Poor as a little squirrel.

Yang Ze touched Julian's eyebrows, and Julian woke up vaguely.He hugged Yang Zefa for a while, then asked softly, "Brother, are we dreaming?"

Yang Ze asked, "Why do you think so?"

Julian hid in Yang Ze's arms, as if he was afraid of disturbing someone by speaking too loudly: "...We were abandoned by God, but our lives are better than ever."

Or materialism.Look at me, I don't recognize anyone except money.

Yang Ze slandered, touched Julian's blond hair like the sun, and said seriously: "We were saved by Mr. Xi Nuo."

"But Master Hino is a vampire..." Julian poked his head out and glanced at the door after saying this, then immediately retracted and asked angrily, "Will we be punished by the gods?"

Yang Ze was thinking of reassuring with a few words of reassurance that the gods don't have so much time to take care of us, when he heard Hino's voice from outside the door drifting in calmly: "I don't know if the gods will punish me. If you two don't Wake up, and I will punish you."

Julian took a sip of Liangpi: "Brother, he—"

"Hush, shush, Julian." Yang Ze motioned him to be quiet helplessly, "Don't remind me again, I know. Get up, the sun is setting." Julian nodded silently, and Yang Ze remembered the previous question again , "Julian, don't be afraid of God's punishment."

"We don't believe in God anymore."

Julian followed Yang Ze who got off the bed and asked: "Then brother, who should we believe in?"

Yang Ze stretched out his hand to Julian, let him hold it, and said softly: "Julian, if you must believe in someone, then believe in Master Xi Nuo."

Now that he knew that Xinuo could hear their conversation, Yang Ze seized every opportunity to express his determination to hug his thigh.

#For another example, you still have to endure your benefactor showing affection.

When they went downstairs, they happened to see the young man who came into view from the left side of the lobby on the first floor. The two sides met each other. Julian said "ah" before saying hello, but the other party had already ignored them and walked over.

The boy had short dark red hair and was about 15 years old. He was only wearing a white shirt that barely covered his buttocks, and underneath were two long white legs. He was very sexy.

Words like wet shirt play.avi, boyfriend shirt.avi appeared in Yang Ze's mind instantly, and he couldn't help showing a hey hey smile, but as soon as he turned his head, he met Julian who looked at him purely and suspiciously. Eyes, instantly restrained his expression, and cast aside his own embarrassment in his heart.

Now that I have a cub to take care of, I can't be so dirty, I have to be elegant.

Yang Ze led Julian to the sofa respectfully. The boy sat on Hino's lap skillfully and well-behaved, and looked directly at Hino.

Xinuo looked at Yang Ze and the others, and smiled: "How is the room?"

Yang Ze replied doggy immediately: "Thank you sir, it's very comfortable."

"That's good." Shino slid his hand along the shoulder of the red-haired boy in his arms all the way to his waist, "From now on, you will all be members of the Abbott family, little ones. I think you should get acquainted, this It's Ian, my... admirer."

Wait, why did you pause before saying the last three words?Just pause, but you still want to laugh? !Show off? !show off! !What are you showing off to the two minors! !

"I'm Ken." Yang Ze put on a gentle smile like Yang Xijing in the fourth world.

Julian looked left and right: "Oh, well, I'm Ken's brother, my name is Julian!" Pause, "Hi!"

The red-haired boy ignored them and was very indifferent.

The scene fell into a subtle silence.

"Don't worry, Ian is rather shy." Shino opened his eyes and said nonsense, "He is also a human being. I thought you would get along better, but it seems that you can't."

Ze Yang: "..."

"Ah, by the way, are you hungry?" Hino blinked.

#For another example, you have to cook by yourself.

Of course Yang Ze was hungry, and Julian was also hungry, but at home there was never a meal, so the feeling was not very deep.

Now when Hino asked, Julian's stomach growled immediately, causing Hino to laugh: "Very honest, little Julian."

Yang Ze thought that Xinuo would wave his hand and fill the table with a table full of Chinese people, and even a roast duck would come, but Xinuo said very innocently: "Oh, little guys, you have to go to the underground ice cellar to find if there is any unused meat. Vegetables and meat. Vegetables will only be delivered once a week... Ah, remember to make a copy for Ian, please."

Yang Ze: "...Master Hino, don't you normally eat?"

Hino smiled slightly, his calm hazel eyes were gradually filled with blood, and his pale fingers caressed Ian's neck.

Yang Ze keenly covered his younger brother's eyes, and sure enough, in the next second, he saw Hino's bloodless lips gently kissing his neck, and Yang Ze saw the looming fangs: "I'm about to eat, you go quickly Bar."

Yang Ze covered Julian's eyes and ran away.

Hino: "Remember to bring a kerosene lamp."

Yang Ze ran back covering Julian's eyes again, and ran away with a lamp.

Julian was inexplicable: "Brother? Brother? Why are you covering my eyes——"

The entrance to the underground ice cellar is on the left side of the bungalow. The two of them opened the wooden boards on the ground, and a gust of cold air blew out. Julian shivered. His small body, which was already thinner than his peers, looked especially pitiful. Yang Ze sighed.

"You wait outside." Yang Ze put down the rolled-up shirt sleeves, buttoned them up, pinched Julian's face with a smile, "I'll go down and have a look, I'll be right back."

Julian asked anxiously, "Will you get hurt?"

"I'm just looking for food, the food won't eat me." Yang Ze patted his head again, picked up the kerosene lamp, "Wait for me a while."

The ice cellar is actually not deep, it is a rare opportunity for Yang Ze to be alone.Julian is naive and clingy, and it seems to be the problem left by the master. Yang Ze has a small tail behind his butt, and he doesn't even have time to contact the system. Now that he is separated, Yang Ze finally has the brains to summon the system.

Sure enough, the system is on call: "Mr. 』

Hearing the long-lost voice, Yang Ze heaved a sigh of relief. On the first day of his arrival, there were too many new settings, all kinds of people walked around, and foreign names were difficult to remember. Yang Ze was really afraid that one day he would be embarrassed if he was called Tulu Yes, being cautious and full of mess.

Yang Ze: Didn't you give all the information about your novel?

The system said one by one: "Yes.Sir, I have only given you basic information and background so far. 』

Yang Ze was confused: why?

"In the world of non-strategy fixed characters, the content provided by the novel will increase with the progress of Mr. 』

Yang Ze: Oh... Really?

The system calmly said, "Yes. 』

Yang Ze nodded, put the kerosene lamp by his feet, opened the box in the ice cellar, and found two bundles of vegetables, a large piece of beef, and even a plucked chicken. Packed it in the basket in the corner, and paused before I was about to go out: By the way, what about the task?

『Main task 1-accompany Julian to grow up to become a vampire.

『Main task 2-do Julian and? ? ?assists.

"Main task 3—do it? ? ?and? ? ?assists. 』

Ze Yang: "..."

So you don't need to attack others, just be a matchmaker? ? ! ! !It sounds more difficult! !It's not about catching the hooligan who fell in love with his younger brother! ! !Why is the task still an assist! ! !

"Sir, you'll know later. 』

So what are those question marks! ! !

"...Sir, I will know in the future. 』

Yang Ze was so angry that he almost dropped the basket.

I'm not targeting anyone, I mean, everyone who is in love is rubbish.

When he returned to the bungalow with the basket in his hand, Yang Ze was afraid of seeing something indescribable or unsuitable for the healthy growth of children, so he knocked on the door cautiously first, and then opened the door and entered after getting the answer from Hino with a smile. .

Xi Nuo seemed to have eaten enough from Ian, and leaned on the single chair with a radiant face, holding a book in his hand—Yang Ze glanced at it hurriedly, and it was all in English.And Ian was lying on the sofa with his back to them, covered with a blanket, with two small red wounds on his neck, and his face looked paler than when he saw it.

Julian also saw it, and asked Yang Ze in a low voice: "Has Ian been sucked blood?"

"Yes." Hino raised his head from the book, his light brown eyes and face warmed by the light looked harmless to humans and animals, "You will too in the future."

"Is he dead?" Julian paused for a second, and asked boldly, finally he stopped screaming with Yang Ze and the other party heard his words again, Yang Ze was very pleased.

"No, he's just resting, Julian. You should also learn to restrain yourself in the future."

"I... I don't know, my lord," Julian replied quietly.

"Oh, it's okay. You have a long time to adapt, which is why I brought you back early." Hino smiled, "Ken, what did you bring from the ice cellar?"

Yang Ze immediately said: "Two bundles of vegetables, one piece of beef and chicken."

Hino nodded: "Yes, what do you want to do?"

The last world enlightened Yang Ze's culinary skills. Yang Ze was very eager to try and blurted out: "How about roast beef with potatoes? How about some chicken soup?"

Hino: "...?"

Julian: "...???"

...fuck, this is Chinese food.

Yang Ze immediately started talking nonsense: "Master Hino, these are some dishes from other countries that I learned by accident, you may not have heard of them."

"Brother, do you know other dishes?" Julian asked in surprise.

Yang Ze didn't change his face: "I don't know how?"

"Do you know?"

"Shut up, Julian." Yang Ze pretended to be angry, "You don't care about me at all, you don't even know what I know."

Julian: "QAQ!?!"

"Ken, how old are you? 13?" Hino looked at the two of them arguing and smiled and asked without hesitation, "How did you learn this 'foreign cuisine'?"

"11 years old, Master Hino." Yang Ze smiled, "It's just my little research on cooking skills..."

Pretending to be like the wind, always with me.Life is like a play, it all depends on pretending.

Xinuo stared at Yang Ze, and Yang Ze stared back frantically in cold sweat behind his face without changing his face. Finally, after Xinuo said "Then let me see", he dragged Julian away and ran away.

Fortunately, Xi Nuo didn't continue to stare at him. The coercion of the vampire who has passed through hundreds of thousands of years made Yang Ze almost cry and call Dad, "I'm wrong, I'm going to recruit everything!" !

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