The protagonist has rejected your message and farted on you

Julian asked Yang Ze: "Brother, do you feel any different?"

Yang Ze looked at Julian, who was lying on his bed and almost moved his neck, and said expressionlessly, "Yes."

Julian asked curiously and expectantly: "What is it like?"

Yang Ze said indifferently: "For example, if you don't go to sleep, you are not my younger brother in my eyes, but my food reserve."

Julian trembled a bit, then pulled a little distance and asked again: "But brother, can vampires not sleep?"

Yang Ze glared at him: "Then what do you plan to do with me all day?!"

Julian hesitated for a moment, and suggested secretly: “You can cook for us…”

Yang Ze kicked Julian out of the bed, wrapped his quilt and pointed his butt at him.

Yes, Yang Ze left the position of head chef appointed by the Abbott family on the grounds that if I can't eat, you don't want to eat.

Yang Ze, who became a vampire, finally understood the system's phrase "vampires have no sense of taste". Not long after he became a vampire, he actually cooked a meal.And tasted the delicious-smelling scrambled eggs with curiosity, then poured them all into the trash can, and went back to the room to cry.

Fuck your egg fried rice, it tastes like mud in your mouth.Being a vampire is boring. There are thousands of delicacies in the world, and they taste the same in his mouth. He wants to commit suicide.

And the poor, untouchable Julian can only succumb to Ian, who is the only one in this model house who can cook, in order to have enough to eat. He insists on mowing the lawn, mopping the floor, and cleaning the corridor every day.

Julian was so aggrieved, and Yang Ze was even more aggrieved. Several times when the whole bungalow was quiet, he ran to the system to chat about poetry, poetry, philosophy of life, astronomy, geography, mahjong, poker, and finally a game of hammer, paper, scissors.

After the system was played with Hammer Paper Scissors by Yang Ze for three weeks, he finally couldn't bear it and led Yang Ze to develop another entertainment activity, God.

Vampires can take off in place, and Yang Ze, who has been officially certified by the Abbott family, can also casually pass through the foggy forest in front of the bungalow.On a certain night, the system led Yang Ze all the way to the small town, they stood on the top of the bell tower, the moonlight wrapped around them gently and tenderly.

Yang Ze turned his head and met the eyes of the upper system looking at him.His hair is as white as snow, and even the eyelashes are light gray. Under the eyelashes, half-covered are a pair of silver-gray eyes, which faintly seem to have an unkind metallic luster—but at this moment, This moment.Yang Ze didn't know if it was because of the moonlight, but Yang Ze felt that these inhuman eyes were full, full, of himself.

Yang Ze turned his head and looked at the small town under his feet. Everything seemed to be covered in fog and wasted with water vapor.

These six or seven years have been a dream after all, and sooner or later they have to go.

"Shall we catch chickens?" Yang Ze said, "I'm thirsty."

The system nodded.The two of them secretly sneaked to the gate of a farmer's house, grabbed a chicken and let it bleed. Yang Ze was a little embarrassed, and helped someone remove the bones of the chicken and left the chicken on the chopping board in the kitchen.

Everyone else was drinking and singing, Yang Ze and the system went back to the clock tower, humming "Little Love Song" while sucking blood.

It was quiet all around.

Really.

Then suddenly a loud "Damn!" came out of nowhere, scaring Yang Ze so much that he almost fell off the bell tower, but luckily the system caught him.

Ze Yang was surprised.

Wait, is there such a word as shit in this era?

Yang Ze looked at the system in surprise, the system frowned slightly, Yang Ze understood that something happened.

But there was no sound other than this shit, Yang Ze looked at the system, and the system looked at Yang Ze, and didn't provide him with any shocking secrets for him to figure out.

In the end, he went home before dawn, and happened to run into Mr. Hino.

Xinuo looked at Yang Ze greatly, then looked at the system, said "um..." meaningfully, frowned and said, "Ken, you know I don't like the Williamson family."

Ze Yang: "...?"

Hino: "But if you like it, Simon, I can barely accept it."

Ze Yang: "..."

With Hino's sudden certification, Yang Ze can follow the system aboveboard and become more and more proficient in what a vampire should do. When a murder occurs in a small town, he finds the criminal faster than the police and then has a good drink.

To be honest, human blood tastes better. According to Hino, virgin blood is the sweetest and noble blood is the purest, but Yang Ze has never drank it anyway. Instead, he often catches pigeons. Make a soup.

Just two years later, the identity of Simon was recalled by the Williamson family, and he had to leave for a short period of time, and Yang Ze could only run around by himself.

So he was hit by a vampire hunter.

Yang Ze didn't see the other person's face clearly, he only heard the howling wind and the severe pain from his arm. Someone pressed him to the ground and pierced the palm of his hand with a cross. Yang Ze watched his wound start to emit smoke , the eyes were filled with blood, and the fangs grew uncontrollably.

"Newborn." The young man on top of him laughed, "Defenseless, like a dirty and fragile rat."

Yang Ze: I have a sentence that I must say.

This tells us a truth, don't be a demon without a system.Yang Ze's eyes were blurred in pain, the vampire's optimized physical ability could have easily killed humans, but that damned sterling silver cross restrained all of Yang Ze's strength.

The young man pressing him should be a member of the vampire hunter organization. At first, Yang Ze was very afraid that he was Danny or Danny's master.But Yang Ze strained his eyelids and looked at it for a long time. He only saw a man and a woman. They should be unimportant supporting roles—but I am a very important supporting role! ! !Shouldn't have died here! ! !

The palms of the pierced hands felt scorched, and when Yang Ze was about to cry, the weight on his body was overturned, and a man wearing a delicate patterned vest stood in front of Yang Ze.

A bolt of lightning suddenly split in the sky, illuminating the man's severed cheek, with a sneer in his strange light green eyes.

Lance Vatican.

Yang Ze hissed and screamed, finally took the cross out of his palm, and then threw it to the side. Seeing Lance hooked his fingers lightly, the young man who was pressing him screamed "Shut up!" Eyes!", but it was too late, the huntress lost her mind in an instant, and stumbled towards Lance, her eyes were full of love.

Ze Yang was stunned.

Lance gently stroked the huntress' neck, and said to the young man, "You die, or you die together."

The young man's face was pale, and his fingers trembled slightly: "I..." Then he suddenly pulled out the long sword at his waist, and rushed over with a roar of anger!

Ze Yang: "Little—"

Lance used the hunter's body as a shield to block the sword attack. With his other hand curled up into claws, he directly pierced the stunned young man's neck!

Yang Ze: "—Heart!!"

Ze Yang: "..."

Lance took out his blood-stained hand, lazily licked his fingertips, as if he felt it was a waste, then turned around and looked at Yang Ze: "Oh, little Abbott, if Xi Nuo knew that you would be so easy If you get caught, you will probably be pissed off."

Yang Ze said awkwardly, "Oh."

"Is your hand okay?" Lance waved his hand, and the blood on his hand disappeared completely. He casually took out a handkerchief from his pants pocket, and handed it to Yang Ze politely, "Bandage it Well, this damage is not so easy to repair, it may take a while."

Yang Ze thanked hastily, took it, and wrapped his palm that felt half scorched: "Lord Lance Vatican, what method did you use just now..." Yang Ze glanced at the stabbed woman. hunter.

"It's just a vampire's interesting little ability, little Abbott." Lance seemed to like calling Yang Ze little Abbott very much, he blinked humorously, "We are always full of attraction to the opposite sex, my little ability just That pull is magnified a little bit."

No.It looks more than a little.

Lance stretched out his hand to support Yang Ze, and he also thoughtfully helped Yang Ze smooth the collar of his shirt: "Our skills become more and more handy with age, you have just started, and there is still a long time to go." Speaking of this , Lance led Yang Ze out, "The people who attacked you just now are actually a group, and there are quite a few of them. You are still young, immature like a newborn, and you will not be led by someone with more seniority in the future." , it’s better not to go out alone.”

Yang Ze nodded with lingering fear in his heart, and said politely: "Thank you, Mr. Lance Fanzhuo. If you need my help in the future, just ask."

"Don't call me my lord." Lance laughed loudly. "You are also one of us. Calling me like that is just belittling the Abbott family."

Yang Ze immediately changed his words: "Okay, Mr. Fanzhuo."

Lance paused suddenly, remembering something: "However, little Abbott, I do have something that I need your help with."

……So fast? !It's just a courtesy, sir? !

Yang Ze complained in his heart, and asked cautiously, "Please tell me?"

"I have an old man's son..." Lance looked at Yang Ze thoughtfully, "I wanted to take him back to my house, but unfortunately, my eldest relative came back recently, and I had to go back immediately. And I'm worried about leaving him here alone..."

Yang Ze didn't know for a moment whether the tone was a lover or an enemy, and he was a little confused, until another lightning flashed in the sky, illuminating the scars on Lance's face and the cold eyes.

Oh haters.

"I don't have time to visit Hino, maybe you can help me take him to Abbot's house for a while." Lance said softly, "Okay?"

Can Yang Ze say no?cannot.

And Yang Ze was really curious about this gossip, so he agreed.

So at the moment of heavy rain, Yang Ze was brought by Lance to a building in the town.The lights in the house flickered, and Lance left after saying "watch him".

Ze Yang took a deep breath.

Then gently pushed open the wooden door, which looked unstable, and the young man sitting in front of the table hurriedly raised his head, staring at each other, feeling a bit at a loss.

To Yang Ze's surprise, the young man's hair was black, but his eyes were charming emerald color. He was wearing a thin shirt, like a frightened little rabbit, and the open wooden door was rattling by the cold wind.

"Who are you?" The young man asked vigilantly, "The same purpose as that vampire?"

Yang Ze maintained the coldness of a vampire, and nodded expressionlessly: "Do you want to get up by yourself, or should I lift you up?"

The young man was silent for a while, then stood up angrily, the stool he was sitting on was brought down by his sudden movement, and he stretched out his hands directly, as if waiting to be handcuffed.

Yang Ze was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

The young man was also taken aback for a moment, then reacted and put his hands away, muttered "Fuck, I'm used to it" in a low voice, and put both hands in his trouser pockets.

Yang Ze stared at the young man, remembering the "fuck" voice that night, and a terrible guess emerged.

Yang Ze closed the door with his backhand.

"I'll ask you a question." Yang Ze stared at the young man, "You must be honest."

The young man looked at Yang Ze inexplicably.

"...The Heavenly King Gedihu."

The young man's eyes widened instantly, he stared blankly at Yang Ze, and after a while he murmured out a sentence from his throat: "Little, chicken stewed with mushrooms."

Yang Ze: "... can you frankly match the slogan well?"

The author has something to say:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !

I have been looking forward to the confession for a long time and finally wrote it!

Touching life!

-

Happy second day of New Year's Day 333