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Chapter 85 Wang Er: I Can Only Know Straight Balls
Wang Er's whole face was distorted from the pain, and he fell to the ground uncontrollably, his tears and snot mixed with the dust on the ground, and he was in a state of embarrassment, hissing sound from his mouth.
Lance said with a smile: "Look at you now, it's the same as it was hundreds of years ago. How embarrassing. You were the same way back then. You fell at my door, crying and grabbing my pants and asking me to save you."
Wang Er twisted his body, the wrist of his left hand was pinched, and the two fingers of his right hand were also useless. He had to use his elbows to get up from the ground, and cursed again with red eyes: "Fuck, I said it all!" It's not me! It's none of my business! You didn't have the ability to find someone in your previous life, so is it interesting to torment someone who has done nothing now!"
Lance said, "Yes."
Wang Er hehe: "I am the ancestor."
Lance's face darkened, and he lifted his foot towards Wang Er's left hand and was about to step on it. Wang Er quickly dodged, and the next moment Lance quickly grabbed his neck, held him up in front of him, and looked at him with his teeth grinning.
Yang Ze stood behind and watched in horror, for fear that Wang Er would die recklessly if he was not careful.Can't everyone talk well if they have something to say? Do you have to greet each other's ancestors to be more friendly?
Seeing that Lance's eyes turned completely red, the strength in his hand was getting stronger and stronger, and it was obvious that he was about to lose control.Yang Ze rushed over and said, "Master Fan Zhuo! Stay on the line in everything, torture is the best!"
Wang Er: "..."
Lance seemed to be startled by the sound, his hand let go, and Wang Er rolled back to the ground, arched his back, coughed violently in his throat, and looked like he was alive after the catastrophe.
Wang Er was rescued, Yang Ze immediately took two steps back, bowed his head to Lance, pretending that he hadn't said anything.
Lance asked, "What did you just say?"
Yang Ze lowered his head: "Mr. Fanzhuo originally said that he hoped that his life would be better than death. I'm afraid that if you are too excited for a while, you will regret it later."
Lance was taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter, stretched out his hand and patted Yang Ze's head affectionately, turned his head and left without looking at Wang Er: "You're right, little Abbott. Let's go."
Yang Ze followed immediately, taking the time to give Wang Er a "hold on, I'll see you later" look.
Wang Er returned a look of "Get out of here".
As soon as Lance left the small room, he returned to his usual gentle and casual expression, and happened to bump into Julian who was taking out a book from the study. He gave Yang Ze a questioning look.
Lance intercepted the questioning look: "Your brother is fine."
Julian looked away awkwardly.
Then Lance went downstairs to chat with Xi Nuo and Ian who were sitting in the living room. Yang Ze and Julian looked at each other and retreated to the study tacitly.
Julian asked with lingering fear: "What did Lord Fanzhuo do to that man?"
"It was tortured." Yang Ze said concisely.
Julian asked, "Why?"
Yang Ze hesitated: "I did bad things in my previous life."
Julian asked in horror: "Does this have something to do with the previous life?"
Yes, who knows, why did I meet such a persistent, vengeful and stubborn vampire.
Light a candle for Wang Er.
Julian wanted to ask again, but Yang Ze interrupted him: "How are you and Danny?"
Julian blushed and hesitated to speak.Yang Ze got angry when he saw Julian's hesitant to speak. He was quite happy that his cabbage was being bullied by a pig. He couldn't accept it, absolutely couldn't, and didn't want to do this assist at all!
With a dark face, Yang Ze told Julian to go to study quickly.
He went out of the study and looked down secretly, and saw that Lance was still there.Yang Ze was not sure whether Lance would suddenly go to Wang Er again. It would be embarrassing if the two good brothers chatted back to back, so he decided to go to the system first.The system's room is on the third floor, and Yang Ze felt it with ease, and just knocked on the door twice before the system opened it.
He had already taken off the cloak, and he was only wearing a delicate white shirt and a silver-gray vest, with a slender waist, long legs, and upturned buttocks.
Yang Ze hurriedly withdrew his eyes from peeping at his butt.
And despised himself for being so dirty, so obscene and so wretched.
Others are doing the task seriously, how can I always stare at the ass of my own system!
Yang Ze quickly straightened his mind and asked, "Why don't you go through the main entrance when you come back?"
The system looked at Yang Ze silently.
Yang Ze looked back at him a little strangely.
The system paused: "I originally wanted to go to Mr. directly."
Yang Ze was taken aback.
The system added: "Going from there is the fastest."
Yang Ze blushed for no reason: "Oh."
The atmosphere in the room was a bit delicate, but the system had an upright face.
The honest system asked: "What were you looking at when you just came in?"
Yang Ze said with a guilty conscience, "... I didn't see anything."
The system calmly said, "Oh."
The atmosphere is more subtle.
Yang Ze ran away with his tail between his legs.
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Even though Lance came, he never mentioned that he would take Wang Er back, so he was placed in the Abbot family all the time.Come here whenever you have time, sometimes to chat with Hino, and sometimes to torture Wang Er.The torment is not very frequent, and every time I pick the other party's injury and recover quickly, I will come again one, two, three, four.
Later, Yang Ze went to do some ideological work with Wang Er, persuading him to find a way to attack Lance, otherwise he would really be tortured by Lance until he left the world.
Wang Er slumped in the corner like a puddle of mud and struggled hard: "No, I want to protect the dignity of my straight man! It's like protecting my goods!"
Yang Ze said emotionally, "You are really a persistent person."
Wang Er showed a tired and relieved smile.
Yang Ze said again: "Then why do you ask where the suppliers are as soon as Lance is tortured? I already know the storage points of the three goods."
Wang Er: "..."
Wang Er: "Get out, get out, and leave me alone."
Just like this, half a year later, because Wang Er's hand was cut off again and again when he was about to recover, the root cause of the disease had already fallen, and his movements were not very sensitive.But because Hino didn't have any interest in torturing with good brothers, in Abbott's family Wang Er should eat and sleep, instead he gained a lot of weight.
The system also visited Wang Er a few times, and had some simple exchanges with the other party's system, and finally came to the conclusion: Wang Er's fate is not good, and his binding system is relatively dark, which is why the first world is so miserable .
Yang Ze asked, so it usually starts with Marysu?
The system hesitates to say no.
It is estimated that Yang Ze's luck is better.
Yang Ze would still try to persuade Wang Er from time to time, especially when Lance seemed to have turned his attention from Wang Er's hands to his legs, so he was so scared that he would carry a kerosene lamp to do Wang Er seriously that night. Thought work.
"It doesn't matter if your hands are not good. If your legs are like this again, you will bid farewell to the rest of your life of running freely. Think about it carefully, Wang Er." Yang Ze said earnestly, "If you would rather bend than bend, brother Yang can't save you. .”
Wang Er was silent for a long time, the light from the kerosene lamp illuminated Wang Er's dislocated shoulder, and then he burst into tears, his whole face covered with blood, dust and snot, so pitiful: "Why? Brother Yang—”
Yang Ze didn't know what to say, so he could only give Wang Er a loving hug.
Wang Er looked at Yang Ze's shoulder, cried and said, "Even if you want to mess with Ji, you have to fuck with Brother Yang!"
Yang Ze pushed him away in horror.
Wang Er hit his head against the wall and cried even more fiercely: "I'll just talk casually!!"
Yang Ze touched Wang Er's head in embarrassment, and Wang Er kicked his legs, and put his bruised and swollen face on Yang Ze's knee: "Brother Yang, I am so miserable. Is it possible for me to have a girl's knee pillow in the future?" gone?"
Ze Yang sighed.
It's a really sad night.
Wang Er's heart was hit hard, he didn't eat for two days, just stared at the withered grove outside the window in a daze, wondering if he was thinking about the meaning of the existence of a straight man, and lost weight quickly.
But this kind of heavy injury also made Wang Er let himself go.
The next time, when Lance walked towards him, Wang Er raised his head, closed his eyes and said, "I love you!"
Yang Ze was so frightened that he fell flat on the ground.
Lance's footsteps were also directly stuck in the middle of the road, with a look of hell.
If it doesn't make a sound, it's a blockbuster.
The author has something to say:
I also let myself go....
It's Julian who gets Wang Er done~
Lance said with a smile: "Look at you now, it's the same as it was hundreds of years ago. How embarrassing. You were the same way back then. You fell at my door, crying and grabbing my pants and asking me to save you."
Wang Er twisted his body, the wrist of his left hand was pinched, and the two fingers of his right hand were also useless. He had to use his elbows to get up from the ground, and cursed again with red eyes: "Fuck, I said it all!" It's not me! It's none of my business! You didn't have the ability to find someone in your previous life, so is it interesting to torment someone who has done nothing now!"
Lance said, "Yes."
Wang Er hehe: "I am the ancestor."
Lance's face darkened, and he lifted his foot towards Wang Er's left hand and was about to step on it. Wang Er quickly dodged, and the next moment Lance quickly grabbed his neck, held him up in front of him, and looked at him with his teeth grinning.
Yang Ze stood behind and watched in horror, for fear that Wang Er would die recklessly if he was not careful.Can't everyone talk well if they have something to say? Do you have to greet each other's ancestors to be more friendly?
Seeing that Lance's eyes turned completely red, the strength in his hand was getting stronger and stronger, and it was obvious that he was about to lose control.Yang Ze rushed over and said, "Master Fan Zhuo! Stay on the line in everything, torture is the best!"
Wang Er: "..."
Lance seemed to be startled by the sound, his hand let go, and Wang Er rolled back to the ground, arched his back, coughed violently in his throat, and looked like he was alive after the catastrophe.
Wang Er was rescued, Yang Ze immediately took two steps back, bowed his head to Lance, pretending that he hadn't said anything.
Lance asked, "What did you just say?"
Yang Ze lowered his head: "Mr. Fanzhuo originally said that he hoped that his life would be better than death. I'm afraid that if you are too excited for a while, you will regret it later."
Lance was taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter, stretched out his hand and patted Yang Ze's head affectionately, turned his head and left without looking at Wang Er: "You're right, little Abbott. Let's go."
Yang Ze followed immediately, taking the time to give Wang Er a "hold on, I'll see you later" look.
Wang Er returned a look of "Get out of here".
As soon as Lance left the small room, he returned to his usual gentle and casual expression, and happened to bump into Julian who was taking out a book from the study. He gave Yang Ze a questioning look.
Lance intercepted the questioning look: "Your brother is fine."
Julian looked away awkwardly.
Then Lance went downstairs to chat with Xi Nuo and Ian who were sitting in the living room. Yang Ze and Julian looked at each other and retreated to the study tacitly.
Julian asked with lingering fear: "What did Lord Fanzhuo do to that man?"
"It was tortured." Yang Ze said concisely.
Julian asked, "Why?"
Yang Ze hesitated: "I did bad things in my previous life."
Julian asked in horror: "Does this have something to do with the previous life?"
Yes, who knows, why did I meet such a persistent, vengeful and stubborn vampire.
Light a candle for Wang Er.
Julian wanted to ask again, but Yang Ze interrupted him: "How are you and Danny?"
Julian blushed and hesitated to speak.Yang Ze got angry when he saw Julian's hesitant to speak. He was quite happy that his cabbage was being bullied by a pig. He couldn't accept it, absolutely couldn't, and didn't want to do this assist at all!
With a dark face, Yang Ze told Julian to go to study quickly.
He went out of the study and looked down secretly, and saw that Lance was still there.Yang Ze was not sure whether Lance would suddenly go to Wang Er again. It would be embarrassing if the two good brothers chatted back to back, so he decided to go to the system first.The system's room is on the third floor, and Yang Ze felt it with ease, and just knocked on the door twice before the system opened it.
He had already taken off the cloak, and he was only wearing a delicate white shirt and a silver-gray vest, with a slender waist, long legs, and upturned buttocks.
Yang Ze hurriedly withdrew his eyes from peeping at his butt.
And despised himself for being so dirty, so obscene and so wretched.
Others are doing the task seriously, how can I always stare at the ass of my own system!
Yang Ze quickly straightened his mind and asked, "Why don't you go through the main entrance when you come back?"
The system looked at Yang Ze silently.
Yang Ze looked back at him a little strangely.
The system paused: "I originally wanted to go to Mr. directly."
Yang Ze was taken aback.
The system added: "Going from there is the fastest."
Yang Ze blushed for no reason: "Oh."
The atmosphere in the room was a bit delicate, but the system had an upright face.
The honest system asked: "What were you looking at when you just came in?"
Yang Ze said with a guilty conscience, "... I didn't see anything."
The system calmly said, "Oh."
The atmosphere is more subtle.
Yang Ze ran away with his tail between his legs.
-
Even though Lance came, he never mentioned that he would take Wang Er back, so he was placed in the Abbot family all the time.Come here whenever you have time, sometimes to chat with Hino, and sometimes to torture Wang Er.The torment is not very frequent, and every time I pick the other party's injury and recover quickly, I will come again one, two, three, four.
Later, Yang Ze went to do some ideological work with Wang Er, persuading him to find a way to attack Lance, otherwise he would really be tortured by Lance until he left the world.
Wang Er slumped in the corner like a puddle of mud and struggled hard: "No, I want to protect the dignity of my straight man! It's like protecting my goods!"
Yang Ze said emotionally, "You are really a persistent person."
Wang Er showed a tired and relieved smile.
Yang Ze said again: "Then why do you ask where the suppliers are as soon as Lance is tortured? I already know the storage points of the three goods."
Wang Er: "..."
Wang Er: "Get out, get out, and leave me alone."
Just like this, half a year later, because Wang Er's hand was cut off again and again when he was about to recover, the root cause of the disease had already fallen, and his movements were not very sensitive.But because Hino didn't have any interest in torturing with good brothers, in Abbott's family Wang Er should eat and sleep, instead he gained a lot of weight.
The system also visited Wang Er a few times, and had some simple exchanges with the other party's system, and finally came to the conclusion: Wang Er's fate is not good, and his binding system is relatively dark, which is why the first world is so miserable .
Yang Ze asked, so it usually starts with Marysu?
The system hesitates to say no.
It is estimated that Yang Ze's luck is better.
Yang Ze would still try to persuade Wang Er from time to time, especially when Lance seemed to have turned his attention from Wang Er's hands to his legs, so he was so scared that he would carry a kerosene lamp to do Wang Er seriously that night. Thought work.
"It doesn't matter if your hands are not good. If your legs are like this again, you will bid farewell to the rest of your life of running freely. Think about it carefully, Wang Er." Yang Ze said earnestly, "If you would rather bend than bend, brother Yang can't save you. .”
Wang Er was silent for a long time, the light from the kerosene lamp illuminated Wang Er's dislocated shoulder, and then he burst into tears, his whole face covered with blood, dust and snot, so pitiful: "Why? Brother Yang—”
Yang Ze didn't know what to say, so he could only give Wang Er a loving hug.
Wang Er looked at Yang Ze's shoulder, cried and said, "Even if you want to mess with Ji, you have to fuck with Brother Yang!"
Yang Ze pushed him away in horror.
Wang Er hit his head against the wall and cried even more fiercely: "I'll just talk casually!!"
Yang Ze touched Wang Er's head in embarrassment, and Wang Er kicked his legs, and put his bruised and swollen face on Yang Ze's knee: "Brother Yang, I am so miserable. Is it possible for me to have a girl's knee pillow in the future?" gone?"
Ze Yang sighed.
It's a really sad night.
Wang Er's heart was hit hard, he didn't eat for two days, just stared at the withered grove outside the window in a daze, wondering if he was thinking about the meaning of the existence of a straight man, and lost weight quickly.
But this kind of heavy injury also made Wang Er let himself go.
The next time, when Lance walked towards him, Wang Er raised his head, closed his eyes and said, "I love you!"
Yang Ze was so frightened that he fell flat on the ground.
Lance's footsteps were also directly stuck in the middle of the road, with a look of hell.
If it doesn't make a sound, it's a blockbuster.
The author has something to say:
I also let myself go....
It's Julian who gets Wang Er done~
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