I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

"I think our current situation is too fucking weird, right?"

Ruan Nuonuo couldn't hold back, and complained.

It's really not his fault.

Who would have thought that the members of the KWC team [-] overslept because of the intense training yesterday, and the average person was paralyzed on the bed, unable to wake up, looking like I have kidney deficiency anyway.

Immediately afterwards, the black-faced manager caught up with the nanny car in a daze, and went non-stop to the location where the promotional photos were taken, but when he arrived at the scene, he found that he had lost the opportunity to own two dressing rooms.

Right now, five hapless souls are crammed into a tiny spare dressing room, being forced to undergo various makeovers.

The e-sports boy group collectively transformed into the Backstreet Boys overnight, which sounds really fucking interesting (...).

They sat on the chairs and listened to the request of the makeup artist, and they did not forget to focus their eyes on the LCD screen installed on the wall of the room, on which the lottery process of the Black Mirror Summer Games was about to be played.

The one farther away had to stretch his neck to see the picture clearly, which made the young lady next to him who was putting on makeup for him want to laugh but had to hold back forcibly.

Before Ruan Nuonuo finished speaking, she was glared at by the make-up artist in front of her: "Little fat man, if you mess with me again, I will draw you a charming gothic smoky makeup later."

The straight male jungler was stunned: "What is that?"

The make-up artist chuckled, very enchanting: "If you go out to beg with a broken bowl, people will come around and collect money in seconds. Let's get to know the scene of the car accident."

Ruan Nuonuo was so frightened that he performed a face-changing performance of Sichuan Opera, a traditional performance of the team.

He flattered the makeup artist and showed his cuteness: "Sister Fairy, I'm actually pretty good, but in front of you, I can't control the aftershocks all over my body triggered by Ji Ji's heartbeat, and my whole body is numb."

Makeup artist: "..."

It sounds quite dangerous, jo ambulance warns.

Jiang Yinan, who was sitting far away, almost laughed off his newly grown head when he heard this.

"Brother Meng," he yelled vigorously to the surroundings, "Listen, listen, there is an inner ghost, and you are warming up the trash talk in advance behind our backs."

Shen Qiuming stared at the picture on the TV, and answered him casually: "There is no inner ghost."

The old father with a poisonous tongue suddenly changed his personality and favored Gun Gun, Jiang Yinan was confused.

He couldn't help but say: "Brother Shen, you—"

"Don't lower the average level of our tenth-level trash talkers, okay?" Shen Qiuming paused, and continued unhurriedly, "He's called the guy who never catches a girl but catches a good girl." Earthy love story wrong demonstration."

Ruan Nuonuo, who was broken in love for 33 days: "..."

Hold.

No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu's lost love.

In the end, Shen Qiuming turned his gaze to Jiang Yinan again, and said earnestly: "Xiao Nan, listen to what the captain said, you silly boy, don't learn this."

"Ahhhh????"

Suddenly the captain was caught by the cue, who tilted his head to look at him, full of doubts.

Shen Qiuming sighed: "The young learn to learn, and the boss pays attention to the lonely."

Jiang Yinan suppressed his smile, clapped his hands and said: "Good team flower, no problem team flower."

The old father nodded: "Good."

Ruan Nuonuo was distraught and indignant when both of them were pulled out as a negative teaching material for love. He couldn't figure out why he was always the one who got hurt every time they were both single.

He's just a weak and helpless jungler with high blood sugar, and he's not an iron-headed T who uses his life to resist damage! ! !

Ruan Nuonuo was furious at the incompetence of his teammates: "So we have started to mess with each other's teammates' mentality?"

At this time, Jiang Yibei had his hair done and temporarily gained the right to move freely.

He walked over slowly to join in the fun: "It's not about each other, it's about you."

Makeup artist: "..."

Ruan Nuonuo: "..."

My spicy chicken teammates are either gods or ghosts, but they don't want to be human anyway.

What can I do, I am also desperate.

"Brother," Jiang Yinan became unhappy, puffing up his cheeks, "Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"

Jiang Yibei plucked his ears calmly: "Excuse me, which one are you talking about?"

Jiang Yi Nan was flustered in the wind, and said foolishly: "Of course it's the one on you, brother."

"Sorry, if you don't like this item." Jiang Yibei poked his younger brother's round cheeks, smiling.

Although his silly younger brother may have missed a better opportunity, he has firmly grasped the tail of the end of the holiday, and these days he has been staying in the training room and training crazily.

Facing the heavy load and pressure, the little ones in the team began to grow rapidly, and their consciousness and operation gradually regained the feeling of being so fierce at the beginning.

All of this was seen by Jiang Yibei.

He didn't regret it, but he couldn't stop feeling distressed.

So as compensation, he had to dote on this little ancestor more and more in his daily life.

The KWC contestants are used to the gay talk of their teammates who come and go. You say one sentence to another. The compiled chorus rap is even more flirtatious than Li Sao, but the only male make-up artist in the room was made to feel lustful. Cry without tears.

He was really afraid of this melon skin team.

Others just give money for makeup, and they don’t want to leave after paying the money for makeup. By the way, they will be old drivers and take you to Formula 4 for free.

Opening and shutting is just stepping on the brakes, almost shooting him like a cannonball, and bravely rushing forward when seeing the yellow light one step away, as if the law has no binding force on them.

He cleared his throat, trying to maintain order: "Please come in seriously, and go out seriously."

"Don't worry, you're handsome~" Ruan Nuonuo, with her smoky makeup on, turned her head and threw him a wink, and blindly guessed the result of this grouping with Jiang Yibei in the blink of an eye.

Male makeup artist: "..."

My eyes ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !

Finally, after finishing the makeup for this group of Pipi shrimp, the makeup artists came out of the room one after another carrying cosmetic boxes in large and small bags, and hurriedly prepared the makeup for the next team.

See you again.

Anyway, it was their turn to wait for the photographer to take a photo of the makeup of the previous team. The first team members of KWC simply stayed in this dressing room and continued to watch the live broadcast of the lottery.

"This year's BCL division drawer is Old Parker." Shen Qiuming pointed to the foreigner on the right side of the screen who smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, and explained to his boyfriend.

Luo Beichen raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly: "Oh, broccoli wants the Nordic tainted milk to harm the Chinese competition area?"

"It's not certain who will harm who," Shen Qiuming pouted, "because what he encountered at this time was a mysterious oriental force."

Luo Beichen smiled when he heard the words: "That's right, tainted milk is all about luck, and the championship only depends on strength."

"Ei, lei, the hot man who controls our destiny, he is lei, don't force yourself to watch TV, old men!!!"

Jiang Yinan raised his voice and yelled, his eyes fixed on the display screen.

On the screen, Ms. Jing Jing, one of the pillars of the commentary platform in the national area, is introducing to everyone the old Pike, the lottery referee appointed by Broccoli.

After a few simple and polite words, the two went straight to the most important and crucial part of the audience, the team grouping of the summer split.

The twelve teams in the Black Mirror BCL Division will be evenly divided into two groups AB for the regular season. Officials will rank in the group according to the number of games won. The top two teams in the group stage will compete with another group of teams for admission to the World Invitational Tournament.

"I hope we can be in a group with the zoo this year," Ruan Nuonuo ground his molars and prayed without distraction, "I'm going to push that fox to the ground and beat all the relatives."

"Wow, I'm going to get the hell out of you for being irritable, and talk harshly online." Jiang Yinan slapped his thigh violently, and gave a thumbs up in admiration, "Damn it, awesome!"

"I'd rather run into Pai Daxing." Jiang Yibei leaned beside his brother and interjected lazily.

"What the hell are you eating, bro, are you floating now?" Jiang Yinan suddenly raised his dog's head, frowned and looked at his brother, his face full of disbelief.

"Your brother is right," Luo Beichen narrowed his eyes, "The results of the BOOM spring competition are indeed—"

"It doesn't look good."

Shen Qiuming answered casually, and the two looked at each other and smiled tacitly.

Ruan Nuonuo looked at his captain strangely: "Captain, why did your words become so gentle?"

He then said mercilessly: "That's a good deal, Dazzle is really embarrassing for our free hand, he dares to be a jungler with such a hot-eyed operation, does he deserve the key, he doesn't deserve it .”

"The first team in Group A has been drawn." Jiang Yibei reminded at this time.

In the picture, Old Parker casually picks up a red ball from the transparent round glass jar, opens the note inside, HEHE.

Then, he made an exaggerated nervous expression towards the camera, and slowly drew out the red ball of the first team in Group B, ELM.

Jiang Yinan clicked his tongue: "ELM is off to a good start."

"This year ELM bought a foreign aid, the breakthrough player Skin," Luo Beichen added, "There is something."

"Have you fought against each other? What do you think of him?" Shen Qiuming raised his eyes and looked at him curiously.

Luo Beichen raised his eyelids, calmly: "I only remember that this B rank hangs up my phone."

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Dare to hang up in the rank bureau of my god K.

Diao.

The next lottery results, Group A ZOO, Group B MT.

Jiang Yinan nervously grabbed his brother's little finger: "Fuck, Group A is scheduled to be the death group, this is it."

"I've changed my mind," Ruan Nuo Nuo trembled, "Please forgive me for my youth and ignorance, let's pretend to be B."

Shen Qiuming said calmly: "Shouldn't you guys be happy to watch the food delivery war again?"

"That's right, it's quite a meal." Jiang Yibei raised his hand and touched his brother's head, comforting him, "The platform even suspected that I was cheating, and blocked both of my accounts."

The oppressive atmosphere eased slightly, and everyone continued to cast their eyes on the screen.

The old Pike was as fierce as a tiger again.

Group A, BQB.

Group B, KWC.

Dead silence.

KWC: "..."

“奈斯！！！老派克我们宣你哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！！”

"Although you are scolded with poisonous milk, you are very embarrassed, but you look like it is really beautiful.

Compared with KWC's collective New Year's Eve, BQB in the dressing room next door turned pale with fright, his smile gradually disappeared, and the freshly applied makeup was successfully scrapped.

"Pike, I'm going to fuck you, if you don't know how to draw lots, don't draw lots. Did you get this lottery with your fucking butt???? It stinks like this??????"

"Why don't you wash your hands? Why don't you say that you do n’t wash your hands before your lottery, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ?????????????????????????????????????????????????”

In the past, players in many countries liked to compare the season draw to the college entrance examination, some were happy and some were sad.

Looking at it this way, there seems to be nothing wrong with it.