I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

When Luo Beichen and Shen Qiuming arrived at the door of the dressing room, they saw from a distance that the emoji pack team next door was hugging and crying towards their team members, exchanging radiance.

——"Let me tell you this, I'm about to be vomited by milk now, vomit!!!"

Jiang Yinan: "Uh, what, dbq, I've only heard of spit-blooming syndrome, I've never heard of spit-up syndrome..."

Because of the lack of thinking hall.

He secretly thought in his heart that he had to quickly save this new meme of something in the encrypted file when he went back today.

Whether the next journal can be successfully produced depends on it, hehehe.

——"When I was drawn to the death group, my mother's heart was half cold. Old Pike was afraid that we would not be able to kill us, so we temporarily made up for the poisonous milk. I am also convinced by this two-pronged approach!!!"

Jiang Yibei: "Then what are you going to do? You can't ban Old Pike during the game."

exist?Who stole my brother's IQ?Why did he start laughing again?

——"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ruan Nuonuo: "Ah, ah, ah, a fool is blessed with a fool."

Oh, he forgot.

Stupid people have stupid blessings, but stupid 13 don't.

Under the careful care of the old godmother, Gardener Shen, KWC's new generation of flowers have to grow desperately in order not to die, and each one is multi-talented.

A hundred flowers bloom, ridicule is full, and every artist is an artist.

BQB's face was full of sadness. Not only did he not feel the slightest sympathy, but he also had the illusion of being inexplicably made up again.

Confirmed the eyes, the team next door lives in a chicken coop TAT

Xu Yanbing's eyes were sharp, and he was the first to see the gay friend approaching from a distance, and there was a sour smell of love in the surroundings.

But because he was too emotional at this time, he didn't think too much about it, so he opened his arms and rushed straight towards Shen Qiuming, making a tiger pounce: "Big! Aunt! Son! Come and hug me, ying ying!"

Shen Qiuming screamed in fright, quickly let go of the hand holding Luo Beichen, put it back into his trouser pocket, and exhaled affectionately at Xu Yanbing: "Small! Yan! Son! Get away, ball!" Ball Ning!"

"I don't, just a little bit!!!"

At first, Xu Yanbing really planned to pounce on him, and walked with steps that his relatives did not recognize, rubbing and rubbing all the way.

As a result, he hadn't taken a few steps when He Tian, ​​who was smiling behind him, stretched out his hand and grabbed his shoulder, and pulled him back with force from his wrist.

The center of gravity suddenly became unstable, and Xu Yanbing turned half a circle in place with a face full of horror, and finally fell into the opponent's arms unsteadily, and smashed his nose straight on the collarbone of his deputy team.

He suddenly felt the tip of his nose sore, and then the physiological saline rushed out from the eye sockets, and a little bit of it rubbed against the skin of the other party who was close to Chi Chi, moistening a small piece, with a faint gleam of water.

Xu Yanbing groaned, Lao He's collarbone is so fucking sexy, I can do it.

Auntie, I'm afraid I got it for real!

Taking a half step back in a hurry, he wiped away the tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes, blushed and raised his head to stare at him: "Old He, are you a knitter?"

Under the rough ravages of the fingers without any gentleness at all, the small piece of skin that was repeatedly rubbed by the fingertips gradually became a little pink.

He Tian lowered his eyes, his eyes fell on the end of his pale pink eyes, his Adam's apple slid up and down slightly, and a dark light flashed in his eyes.

In the next second, Vice-Captain He returned to his original frigid appearance, and raised his eyelids: "Captain, have you had enough sweet and sour pork ribs for lunch?"

The other party's words were somewhat inappropriate, and Xu Yanbing was dumbfounded when he heard it.

He subconsciously wanted to say, he didn't enjoy the meal, but he still wanted to eat it, two yuan, thank you to the deputy team.

But the desire to survive made him dare not make such a move presumptuously.

As soon as his arrogance was extinguished, he obediently said "um", and added deliberately emphatically: "I just ate the few pieces you gave me, and I didn't steal too much."

The ghost knows how smelly He Tian's face was when he had a physical test last time and the doctor said that his blood sugar had soared, and he should pay more attention to it.

He was so frightened that he didn't even dare to fart. The other teammates quietly entered into a state of suspended animation. The whole base was lifeless. When the manager came back from his work at night, he almost thought he had stumbled into the cemetery by mistake.

"Be good," He Tian patted the captain's dog's head as a reward, and said meaningfully, "Then don't be like Boss Huang's 'leather shoes', and forget about dad when you see the bones."

Xu Yanbing: "..."

You are a dog! ! !

Believe it or not! ! !

Wang Wang Wang! ! !

He turned around and wanted to cry to the other team members, and then abruptly read two words from their eyes - watch a play.

"Fuck, you guys have no conscience, the captain who is willing to take your carry is being bullied like this!" Xu Yanbing angrily said to his wicked teammates.

The other three teammates were very calm, and asked in unison: "Son, isn't this the corporate culture of our team?"

Captain Xu: The black man's confused face.jpg

Suddenly, his father was the enemy of the country, and he wanted to scold his mother in the street.

The three left-behind children of KWC leaned back tactically, laughing happily.

"Where did the group of haha ​​monsters come from?"

Shen Qiuming walked up first, seeing his teammates laughing and screaming, and seeing Xu Yanbing jumping in anger, he immediately guessed the cause and effect.

He patted the other person's shoulder pretending to be sympathetic, and sighed: "Hanyan, Youseeyou is so stupid, being bullied again?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohys he's on me!"

So which one of your eyes can see that he likes me! ! ! !

I regard him as a marriage partner, but he only wants to be my father! ! ! !

Being picked up by the koala surnamed Xu and crying, Shen Qiuming's heart was not fluctuating, and he even gloated a little at the vice team next door who thought he was upright and saw his wife chasing the crematorium.

There's no way, it's not good to like someone, but I just fell in love with a fool with a strange brain circuit.

He still clearly remembered that the last time he groped along the balcony to return to the room, He Tian was holding a watering can and looked at him, showing an expression of an old man looking at his mobile phone, and then pulled the bed curtain violently.

It's really intense, not suitable for children.

He couldn't argue, and suffered a dumb loss for no reason, which can be regarded as one of the few humiliating defeats in historical records.

until now-

The way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who will the heaven forgive?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! !

Just one word, cool! ! ! ! !

Although he couldn't stop laughing inwardly, his face was full of the kindness and amiability of an old father, trying to instill some temptation to return home (next door) to his stupid son who was wronged outside.

Shen Qiu Mingxu patted the opponent's back twice, and comforted him: "Xiaoyan, don't cry, don't cry, you can play Mr. Chi, let him torture Lao He to avenge you during the competition, wouldn't it be nice."

When Xu Yanbing heard this, he was slightly taken aback at first, and then turned his face without saying a word.

He propped up his hand and silently pushed Shen Qiuming away, snorted rather arrogantly, and said: "Forget it, my old He can only be bullied and cry by me."

Shen Qiuming: "........."

Xu Yanbing is always like this, talking about food but loving in his heart.

Shen Qiuming wanted to raise his middle finger to say hello, you've played the fucking show to the old man next door, don't you want to force your face?

Still the same sentence, what kind of pot goes with what kind of cover.

You two are a fucking perfect match.

The afternoon shoot ended fairly smoothly.

Most of them are old players of the team, and they are no longer familiar with the process of publicity photos. The first thing they say is to ask the cameraman to make themselves more handsome than last time. The kind of bowl of rice.

Then the cameraman rolled his eyes one hundred and eighth times familiarly, and asked slowly——

Do you want to be the e-sports king Leehom, or the real fragrance king Jingze?

When the other contestants were balding, Shen Qiuming replied calmly: "Children only make choices, and of course adults want everything."

Brother Cameraman: "..."

Gan!

In addition to the solo photos of each contestant and the fixed twin star combination of the North and South Brothers, Brother Tang asked the cameraman to take a few more double photos of Shen Qiuming and Luo Beichen.

With reference to KWC's previous breakout players and Team Shen's appalling teammate relationship, the reason for his doing so is easy to understand.

When the promotional photos are released, let the players see how harmonious and happy our married life is between Team Shen and the new breakout player.

Today's KWC team has become a family that loves each other, father and son reincarnate endlessly, and everyone has the opportunity to be a father.

While publicizing the peaceful coexistence(...) atmosphere of the team to the general public, it can also make the evil wind outside play a little less of a little conch.

What is more unexpected is that the two cooperated quite tacitly during the shooting process, and even the lighting engineer who was taking pictures at the side couldn't help but complain this time.

Damn, this couple broke up.

After finishing the copy of the promotional photos painlessly, Brother Tang took a group of problem children from his team and prepared to set off back to the kindergarten.

The announcement of the group results means that they only have one week at most to prepare for the next weekend's regular season. The specific list of matches will be announced by the BCL division officials tonight.

After calling and caring for each other with the BQB team, they said goodbye, and a group of people walked to the exit of the shooting location. The driver Uncle Li had already parked the nanny car for them and waited for them for a while.

Ruan Nuonuo walked in the front, turned his head and chatted with his teammates, complaining that the stylist told him to show a confident smile, he followed the instructions and then yelled at him not to keep smiling his eyes.

Isn't this embarrassing him, Fat Tiger!

Jiang Yinan took his brother's hand, wobbly followed behind, and teased with a playful smile: "It's okay, let Brother Shen buy you fake eyes to stick on your eyelids, next time when you take a photo, if you close your eyes and open them, the promotional photo will be like that." It's over hahahaha!"

Ruan Nuonuo snorted: "Jiang Shanan, get lost—"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted abruptly by someone behind him.

"You're in the way, fat boy."

Suddenly, a sentence of Chinese with a foreigner's unique accent came from behind his ear, which shocked Ruan Nuonuo so much that he even forgot to refute.

He turned around and saw a young white man in a blue uniform sneering at him not far in front of him, followed by other members of the ELM team.

Ruan Nuonuo hurriedly retreated to Jiang Yinan's side, and lowered his voice: "Fuck, ELM's secret weapon is being deployed now?"

Jiang Yinan gave him a disgusted look: "Tell you to fight too much, and let the fans have supper and extra meals every day, won't they save enough money to buy foreign aid?"

Seeing that Ruan Nuonuo was so angry that he wanted to dominate the world, Jiang Yibei acted first.

He knocked on his younger brother's forehead, and said calmly: "ELM's new breakthrough player, Skin, is said to be worth a lot in North American clubs. It seems that their team has spent a lot of money this time."

At this time, Skin was still a little away from them, so naturally he didn't hear these nonsense.

He walked side by side with the manager of the ELM team at the front of the team, and even faintly surpassed each other by one step.

The five players from KWC had been educated by Brother Tang before they came to shoot. They didn't want to cause trouble before the match, so they stepped aside slightly, leaving a wide passage for the team coming towards them.

Skin snorted contemptuously, and led the team swaggeringly over, with loose team uniforms casually draped over his shoulders, with the word "arrogance" written all over his face.

When he passed by KWC, the corners of his lips curled slightly, he turned his head and gave them a wicked smile, and said lightly.

"Looking at you, I'm afraid you don't even know?"

"Kun is a gay guy."

Shen Qiuming: Fuck! ! !

Ruan Nuonuo & Jiang Yinan & Jiang Yibei all tilted their heads to look at him: "Oh, then what?"

Skin: Huh? ? ? ?