I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

Shen Qiuming did not expect that the feeling of opening the cabinet door in front of his teammates is so extremely silky and smooth, and it is done in one step.

Of course, what he didn't expect was that these wicked sons dared to bet on the old father's cabinet door.

The three dogs hid from him and secretly played the quiz with prizes, betting on whether he pushed the cabinet door with his own hands, or the deputy team shouted outside, open the door, FBI, and came in directly carrying Gatling Blast and carried him on his shoulder ,take away.

Shen Qiuming secretly sighed while preparing the meal, it is really not easy for him to be a father, especially with such unfilial sons.

Witnessing the team leader and deputy team suddenly coming out at the dinner table, the other team members didn't ask anything else, how could they persuade them to leave, it's really like a loving father and a filial family with children.

It's just that Ruan Nuonuo sighed, the God of Kaolin Flower K, who was ruthless in the North American HK team back then, was given away by Shen Qiuming, a stinky pig, except us who could stand it.

Shen Qiuming was so angry that he snatched the rice cooker and dug out the last bite of rice, and rolled his eyes at him: "Go away, think about your 100 yuan, prodigal son, who is chasing whom?"

Ruan Nuonuo cried aloud when she heard the "Wow", and didn't grab the rice cooker. She was too sad and wanted to pull Chopin in the rain.

Jiang Yinan abruptly swallowed the phrase "heroes see the same thing" that popped to his lips, ignoring the jungler's eyes asking for help, and pressed his head so hard that it almost fell into the rice bowl.

He was afraid that Yesuke would cooperate with Mei to surpass his first love, one would die and one would be given away, and the murderer was his captain who cared for them both.

Oh shit, it's over.

Jiang Yibei not only won the best player in the game but also won the 200 yuan that his teammates lost in a bet. He was in a good mood, and he smiled and fed two pieces of meat to his brother's bowl.

Jiang Yinan raised his head in an instant and gave his elder brother two so sweet memes, completely forgetting that he had just been robbed of a hundred yuan bill by the other party.

Even though he came out of the closet successfully, Luo Beichen still silently shaved the small yellow croaker as usual, and when the fish was almost clean, he poured a layer of warm soup and sandwiched it with his boyfriend.

Shen Qiuming's eyes lit up immediately, he proudly took it and served the other party a bowl of soup, the base could not be richer.

Seeing this scene, Ruan Nuonuo's teeth were so sour, he suggested straightforwardly: "I said, don't feed me, I'm full of fucking dog food."

"Go away," Shen Qiuming raised his eyelids, and gave him a faint glance, "You also had a bright moment, what are you envious of?"

Ruan Nuonuo's eyes widened, and his mind was a little dazed: "Brother Shen later, why don't I know?"

"It's okay, the old father will help you recall." Shen Qiuming replied unhurriedly, and put down the chopsticks in his hand.

"Cough cough."

Waiting in the sniper position for a long time, his keen awareness of potential dangers made Jiang Yi feel a strong sense of crisis, and coughed twice unnaturally.

It is well known that Team Shen is good at percussion and takes pleasure in beating his teammates.

He turned his head and reminded his younger brother in a low voice, "Little pumpkin, eat it quickly, brother Shen is starting again."

Jiang Yinan was heartbroken when he heard the words: "I don't want to eat, I'm afraid—"

He hadn't finished the rest of the second half of "you'll spit it out after you eat it" before he was interrupted by the captain's next wave of coquettish operations.

Shen Qiuming took a sip of water, brewed for a while, bent his eyebrows, and shouted in a pretentious voice: "Brother Panda is so handsome! I want to swing on Brother Panda's eyebrows~"

Ruan Nuonuo suddenly remembered the black history: "Fuck!!!"

Jiang Yinan got goosebumps all over his body in an instant, and cried: "The mouth area! Vomit! Why are you persecuting me? I'm still a fucking child!!!"

Jiang Yibei didn't make a sound, but his expression changed slightly, his hands holding the chopsticks shook like Parkinson's, obviously eating this shock wave caused him a lot of internal injuries.

Only Luo Beichen continued to eat calmly without being affected at all.

This move is much less lethal than Shen Qiuming's earth-flavored love talk when he chased him six years ago. He still doesn't like it, so he is immune to it.

Shen Qiuming cleared his throat, resumed his original normal tone, and continued slowly: "Roll, do you remember, the good time when you fell into online dating and forgot your teammates."

He smiled, and his eyes were a little joking: "Back then you rushed downstairs with excitement and told us that you had met the one who was destined for her, and you wanted to frame what she said and hang it on the bedside Reminisce every day."

Holding his job bowl in his hands, Jiang Yinan couldn't explain, looking at Ruan Nuonuo with a complicated expression, he said: "One thing to say, uh, so... so what, it's not even popular in humanities now."

Jiang Yibei's eyes gradually darkened, and he said meaningfully: "You understand very well, Jiang Shanan?"

The strong desire to survive made Jiang Yinan tremble, and he smiled sweetly at his brother: "Uh, I thought it was common sense, I did a good job of training, brother."

Jiang Yibei sneered, noncommittal.

Ruan Nuonuo slapped the table angrily and stood up, rolling up his sleeves: "Damn, I won't be sleepy if you talk about this! Come on, let's hurt each other!

Shen Qiuming looked at him with a half-smile: "What? Do you still want to beat your father? The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the output was two hundred and five—"

Ruan Nuonuo suddenly raised the corners of her lips, applauded sincerely and said: "Thanks to brother Wuli Shen for letting us know many positive female anchors!"

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Shen Qiuming: "If you say 8, it's outrageous."

Jiang Yinan took advantage of the chaos and made a fuss: "Hey, yoyo! The trumpet is suona, the song is small and loud, it blows up this house and blows up that house..."

With a dark face, Jiang Yibei lightly pinched his younger brother's small earlobe: "There are too many criticisms, arrest them and bring them to justice."

Jiang Yinan shuddered immediately, tightened his neck and glared at him: "Brother, you fouled!"

The scene became chaotic again, and the top rappers in the Black Mirror professional circle couldn't bear the commotion.

Just when a vigorous war on the tip of the tongue is about to start——

Luo Beichen finished his soup without making a sound, and said slowly: "I heard that Boss Xia was called by his tutor a few days ago to supplement the thesis. Lu Shen has been quite angry recently. I don't know who will hit him with the gun."

other people:"…………………"

Shrimp and pig heart! ! ! ! !

Although the old captain retired, his majesty was still there, especially when this b changed his job to become their coach. Even Shen Qiuming didn't dare to touch Deer's bad luck when his mood was clouded.

So in the following time, the dinner table of KWC team [-] was unusually quiet, even the naughtiest Jiang Yinan didn't say a word, he only dared to give his brother a wink and order him to pick up food.

After getting together for dinner, the five of them returned to the training room again.

Shen Qiuming and Luo Beichen's duo live broadcast this month almost confused the time, he thought about it, and boarded the trumpet Littlebird.

Calmly glanced at his boyfriend who was replaying the training match, Shen Qiuming nervously opened the friend list, and the profile picture of the ID Bigfish was brightly displayed, showing that he was online, and he heaved a sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart.

Just to put it bluntly, how could such a bloody thing be caught by him.

He quickly opened the warehouse, quickly packed the [Dead Overture] paint job on the first grid and sent it back intact.

Three seconds later, the other party sent a "?".

Shen Yingdi took a deep breath and started his performance.

[Littlebird: Well, sorry old man, I thought about it carefully, I am Peng's fan, you are Peng's black, you can't be my father, our genes are different, [Dead Prelude] You should take it back 】

[Bigfish:? ? ? ? ? 】

【Bigfish: Wait a minute, let me think about it】

[Littlebird: ... Aww]

This time it was Shen Qiuming's turn to be confused, he didn't understand why the other party suddenly became refined and easy-going after three days of goodbye.

He stared at the screen in a daze, thinking, what the hell is there to think about?

I'm already the fucking father of three sons. If I don't understand family planning, I can't just recognize my father.

The other party was silent for about five seconds and finally updated the reply.

【Bigfish: I'm sorry, son!I joined the KWC group you recommended last time, and now I have been brainwashed and turned into a fan of Peng hehe! 】

Shen Qiuming:? ? ? ? ?

Fuck, is there really such a fucking group?

Report it quickly, you idiot, why don't you report it and keep it for the New Year!

【Bigfish: To tell you the truth, I actually plan to join the KWC club this year, and then chase after him, my son, please give my father a blessing^_^】

Shen Qiuming: "Huh????"

He was so shocked that his mind went blank, his pupils staring at the screen widened slightly, and he panicked.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh?What are you talking about?

【Bigfish: Think about it, your idol will become your mother in the future, Duo Kaisen, most people dare not even think about it】

Shen Qiuming: "..."

I can't even think about it, Dad!

What kind of logic is it that I became my mother? ! ! !

Shen Qiuming wondered if this godfather drank fake wine, but he would never get drunk like this if he had a peanut.

[Littlebird: Hey, stop, stop!Dad, wake up, what if he is straight! ! ! 】

[Bigfish: I heard that Peng has a collection habit. In fact, I have a dozen paint schemes similar to Undead Prelude in my library. It’s a good dowry gift]

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Fuck, he was shamefully moved.

It's not just a question of whether to bend or not, he wants to kneel down and hug his thigh on the spot and call him dad.

For professional players who have been poisoned by Black Mirror for many years, the out-of-print painting of a warehouse is really more exciting than money. Hundreds of thousands.

And it’s so hard to die, the player Peng is really a fucking collector, and every paint that is missing makes his heart itch, but it’s a pity that he is a poor ghost.

Shen Qiuming gritted his teeth, he couldn't have both godfather and boyfriend.

Otherwise, with Luo Beichen's dog temper, if he knew that he was greedy for a warehouse painting and sent himself out to fans as his son, he would have to fuck him on the bed.

Gan.

Mrs. Luo felt a dull pain in her buttocks when she thought about it a little bit. His husband really did such a crazy thing.

[Littlebird: Dad, you should find another stepmother for me, god P has a boyfriend]

[Bigfish: Where did the gossip come from? 】

【Littlebird: True News】

【Bigfish: Son, don't just have bad money, our family is not so poor that we can't get rid of it】

Shen Qiuming rolled his eyes, nonsense, you are a rich father with a warehouse of out-of-print paint.

He thought about it for two seconds, and decided to sell gay friends to keep them safe.

[Littlebird: The money is not good, to be honest, I am actually OvO, the captain of the BQB team]

【Bigfish: Oh, I'm still KWC team's breakout player Kun】

【Littlebird:………】

Shen Qiuming turned his head subconsciously when he heard the words, and saw his boyfriend sitting in front of the computer, replaying the game and typing records on the phone over and over again, and his serious work was so handsome that he couldn't close his legs.

【Littlebird: Heh, I heard you farting rainbow farts】

[Bigfish: Come on!puff!Puff!puff!puff!Puff puff puff puff!Puff~~~]

Shen Qiuming: "...?"

And this kind of operation?

He glanced at the menu carefully, and the opened game was Black Mirror, that's right, not a fart simulator.

With the expression of an old man looking at his mobile phone, he tremblingly put down the question in his heart.

[Littlebird: Wait a minute, where is the rainbow? 】

The other party answered him calmly.

【Bigfish: Silly son, I was blown away by farts】

【Littlebird:…………】

The corner of Shen Qiuming's mouth twitched, it seems that this brother not only drank fake wine without side dishes today, but also fucked up.

【Littlebird: Diao】

Even if your father becomes a fan, he is still your father.

After failing to pretend, Shen Qiuming gave a mouthful of displeasure, feeling quite sorry.

Cut, hate this little spicy chicken.

Then he justly rejected the out-of-print livery that Bigfish sent him again by package mail, and earnestly persuaded his godfather to give up his plan to chase Peng.

"I thought you only wanted to be my godfather, but I didn't expect you to want to fuck me." This kind of bloody plot is really not suitable for him, an e-sports player.

So Shen Qiuming simply emphasized three times that Peng has a boyfriend, he is handsome, his waist is good, his butt is up, he is a man of seven times a night, and Team Xu (me) next door is crying, so jealous.

The other party was silent for a while, and finally gave up this unrealistic fantasy, and also took back the expensive out-of-print paint.

Shen Qiuming breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't understand why he was still his son.

【Bigfish: Once a father, a lifelong father】

【Littlebird:…………】

What a fucking touching father-son relationship, there was no fluctuation in his heart, he even smiled.

When I seize the opportunity to hang you on the fan of the college student map, I can't stop it.

[Bigfish: I'm very surprised, how did you manage to avoid all the harmonious words 100% and not be blocked by the system? 】

Hearing the words, the master of coquettish talk in the black mirror tilted his head slightly, showing a puzzled look: "Huh? What's so difficult about this?"

If the other three children heard this, they would probably feel sorry for Bigfish.

When they opened the small rank in the base, they always encountered actors trolls and gods. If they disagreed with each other, they would turn into irritable brothers and rap online.

Not wanting to be punished with a thousand-word self-criticism every day because the live broadcast room was blocked, the sons had to humbly learn from the old father who "brings a linguist". Currently, he is constantly improving his typing speed and literary writing level (...).

Otherwise, according to their cute little mouths, once a day, goodbye account, and the review can be compiled into a trilogy of books and published directly, earning extra money and making a fortune gkd.

[Littlebird: Quietly tell you, this is actually a facial recognition system, you know]

[Bigfish: Uh, so the pockmarks on your face can automatically grow into QR code patterns, right? 】

Shen Qiuming:? ? ? ? ?

Before he could breathe out the fragrance, Ruan Nuonuo and Jiang Yinan showed atavism one after another, showing their ape shapes, stood up and shouted cheerfully to their teammates.

"Hahahaha Ness!!! We will play MT next Saturday hahahahaha! Brother Shen, is it too late for us to change the team song to "Lucky Come"? I can't help but want to sing now hahahaha!! !"

"Hahahaha, Mrs. Jiang's smarter girlfriend is on the fucking hot search again. Come and eat melons! It's fresh, hot, big and sweet!!! No sweet, no money! Four for one yuan hehe!!!"