I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

Talk coquettishly with the wind, and reason with the wind.

Getting into the Maybach luxury car driven by his teammate was extremely smooth all the way, Shen Qiuming couldn't help letting go of himself, and after venting his words, he suddenly realized that he was in a double row with a passerby.

A strange passerby who has nothing to do with him.

……Uh.

This is fucking embarrassing.

From a cute little bird to a sharp and aggressive eagle in seconds, he perfectly explained the word genetic mutation in front of his teammates.

It's very subtle how Bigfish will think of him if he tears off his disguise so quickly and reveals his true nature.

Thinking of this, Captain Shen couldn't help silently applauding his witty trumpet, hiding his merit and fame.

Otherwise, the headline of tomorrow's e-sports daily might be——

#Shock! KWC captain Peng's character design collapsed! #

#国区KWC captain Peng Pishen played Rank and passers-by in the US server late at night. He not only maliciously showed off his cuteness to moles his teammates, but also blatantly made insulting remarks, provoking a wave of Dazzle from the BOOM team#

# Is this the latest tactical arrangement of KWC, or is it the personal behavior of Pishen's over-inflated self-confidence? #

Not much to say, he will definitely be reprimanded by the young ladies in the public relations department, and he will be the joke of his teammates for a whole year.

After all, it has always been the dream of KWC players to watch the team bully suffer, and everyone in the dream will see the hell in case.

[Littlebird: I'm sorry, I was just joking with Dazzle, that sand sculpture boss, don't take it seriously, why are you gay?]

[Littlebird: Father and son walk together for life, whoever gets gay first is the dog!right! [Online humble.jpg]]

【Bigfish: Hehe】

Shen Qiuming: "..."

He couldn't figure out whether Bigfish's hehe was simply expressing his belief in his evil, or he was mocking him for ruthlessly turning his face and denying others.

Until his teammate went on to send the next sentence.

【Bigfish: Do you do this to every male teammate you randomly match?】

"what?"

Seeing this slightly abrupt news, Shen Qiuming's eyes were slightly startled, and a strange feeling arose in his heart.

He felt that his teammate's question seemed a bit inexplicable, so he replied in a joking manner.

【Littlebird: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, he's a real old lady (｀?′)ノ】

I don't take this blame, thank you.

The man who controlled Bigfish in front of the computer desk twitched the corners of his mouth, unable to laugh or cry: "It's really you, goddamn old lady."

But the fingers pressing on the mechanical keyboard are still typing calmly.

[Bigfish: Just now, a few meanings]

[Littlebird: According to the routine of Qiong Yao's drama at this time, shouldn't I say you listen to my explanation, and you say I don't listen and I don't listen?]

【Bigfish: So we are not acting in a Qiong Yao drama】

[Littlebird: What is that? ? ? 】

[Bigfish: Bao Qingtian ascended the court to judge the case and severely judge the big girl with yellow flowers]

[Littlebird: ...]

Shen Qiuming was speechless, and couldn't help complaining: "If you die in the future, you will die alive, big brother."

The other side asked relentlessly.

[Bigfish: Don't pretend to be dead, explain]

[Littlebird: Just, well, I feel that your ID is,,, fate with me. I really hate that people have to tell me, I don’t want to lose face! 】

I have to say that when I saw my teammate's ID, the fear of being dominated by my ex-boyfriend's name during supper almost came back.

The word Bigfish always reminded him of the black history when he was young and ignorant and got together with his ex-boyfriend to get the game ID in middle school.

But Shen Qiuming didn't need to panic to the point of losing everything. He thought that Luo Beichen must be busy with the transfer in the United States at the moment, so he didn't have time to do paddling like him.

This is an illusion, understand?

After he silently read the nonsense, the restless heart in his chest finally calmed down a little, but Bao Qingtian's teammate became quite cold after getting the answer he wanted.

【Bigfish: Oh】

Shen Qiuming: "...you bastard."

His unflattering attitude made the big girl with yellow flowers on the opposite end inexplicably angry.

[Littlebird: The curry is cold, I have been brewing for so long before I mustered up the courage to tell you my true feelings, and you sent me away with a fucking "oh" finger? 】

【Bigfish: Then what do you want me to say】

[Bigfish: Internet marriage is connected by a thread, cherish this relationship between you and me? 】

[Littlebird: ...]

Yes, but not necessary.

【Littlebird: As long as you don't speak, we are still good socialist teammates】

[Bigfish: ^_^]

Because of winning two games in a row, the third game becomes dispensable, and the decision to start the game rests with the winning side.

This is also the reason why two people can push each other for so long.

[Littlebird: Can't the third game start? 】

【Bigfish: Hungry】

Seeing the word sent by Bigfish, he reflexively looked at the time on his phone: 11:36PM.

"I'm hungry at this point, are you a starved ghost reincarnated?" Shen Qiuming was at a loss.

【Bigfish: lunch】

So he glanced at the time on the phone screen again, the standard Beijing time was 36:37 midnight, no, it jumped to [-] now.

It's 11:30pm, not 11:30am.

play me?

"You're going to eat a fucking ball of yarn for lunch at this point—"

His voice stopped abruptly in the middle of cursing, and he suddenly remembered that he was playing rank in the US server.

[Littlebird: Jet lag party? 】

[Bigfish: Hmm]

[Littlebird: okkk]

Shen Qiuming expressed his understanding, and quickly canceled the confirmation prompt for the third game.

In order to prevent Bigfish from leaving the team, he also applied for the other party's friend in seconds, and the other party passed in seconds.

Looking at Bigfish in the friend column, Shen Qiuming was delighted to be ready to test whether the bigfish was interested in coming to China to play a job.

At this moment, he seemed to have regarded Bigfish as a small cabbage in his own vegetable field. Don't blame Dad for turning his face if anyone's pig dares to come.

At the same time, Shen Qiuming also received friend requests from BOOM and Yooo, and after hesitating for two seconds, he still confirmed that they were approved.

As far as Xu Zhouyang's IQ is concerned, Shen Qiuming is really not worried that he will be exposed.

The moment after the friend application was approved, the kid Yooo at the other end of the network couldn't wait to feed him Amway from BOOM.

[BOOM, Yooo: Little brother!Are you interested in coming to China to play professionally?Welcome to Beijing~~~]

Seeing this message from Yooo, Shen Qiuming was so happy that his abdominal muscles were torn from laughter: "Why did Yang Yang kid snatch the script that I was going to memorize and write silently?"

For a moment, he wanted to yell for his teammates who were having a good time masturbating, and the Gay Friends Emoji Team next door to rush over together.

The two big teams enjoyed the famous scene where the sexy BOOM jungler digs KWC team Shen online with an infinite success rate, which is really exciting.

But in order to prevent little friend Yang Yang from severing friendship with him, and stabbing his kidney with a female ghost every game, Shen Qiuming still suppressed the hhhh mood and let go of this simple little jungler from BOOM's family.

[Littlebird: The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the place! 】

[BOOM, Yooo: The Chinese people are really upbeat, really upbeat! 】

[Littlebird: This world is too crazy, BOOM is short of players]

[BOOM, Yooo: Little brother, Chinese people, so are you coming or not? 】

[Littlebird: ...]

Shen Qiuming laughed: "Are you here to poach someone in your team?"

If I don’t come, I won’t come. Lao Tzu’s new breakthrough, SF Free Shipping, hasn’t been delivered from US Emperor yet.

[Littlebird: Is your captain Tree gay]

"What the hell?"

At this time, the base of the BOOM team.

Seeing the words suddenly popped up by the other party in the chat interface, Xu Zhouyang was so frightened that he dropped the strawberry-flavored milk box in his mouth.

He wondered if it would be good to live with such a fatal rumor, and at the same time hurriedly typed to justify his captain's name.

[BOOM, Yooo: How could you be talking nonsense!Our captain Shuhuang is so straight that he can't be straighter! ! !Cosmic invincible steel pipe titanium alloy straight! ! !I like big breasted ladies the most! ! ! 】

【Littlebird: Oh, that's dead, don't go】

[BOOM, Yooo:...]

"Why are you all fucking on the same road, or is it that the whole family does not enter the same door?" Xu Zhouyang's forehead was full of black lines.

He didn't have the guts to change their captain from a serious straight man to a gay man who loves men in order to recruit a potential casual player.

Otherwise, the furious captain would definitely press him down on the map of the solo game as a broom and rub him until he was bald. Maybe Goubi's deputy team would clap and boo at the side with a playful smile on his face.

It seems that there is definitely no hope here.

Amway is not working here, Xu Zhouyang plans to go to Amway's other big brother.

But what he never expected was that Shen Qiuming secretly saved the screenshot of the conversation just now, making full preparations for what to do if he accidentally fell off his horse in the future.

[Littlebird: Boss, have you received the enthusiastic Amway from Yooo of Team BOOM? 】

[Bigfish: No]

Shen Qiuming felt a little surprised, thinking that this was not like Yang Yang's normal Amway hand speed.

[Littlebird: Impossible, right?It doesn’t make sense that someone like me has received an invitation. He won’t feed you Amway, are you fooling others>_<]

[Bigfish: Did not add him, declined]

[Littlebird: ...]

【Littlebird: Why Duck】

[Bigfish: Ugly]

[Littlebird:? ? ? ? 】

[Bigfish: Don't worry about adults, children, understand? 】

In order not to let his gay teammate be forced to be his son, Shen Qiuming stared at this line of words and gritted his teeth fiercely.

There is no swearing in this world, if there are too many double rows with Bigfish, there will be fucking.

But in the game, she still pretends to be soft and innocent.

[Littlebird: Dad, don't you really think about going to the national area to play professionally?Your marksmanship and consciousness are too inferior to just be a player. 】

【Bigfish: Then which team do you think I should join】

Shen Qiuming was slightly taken aback when he saw the news, he never expected that Bigfish would suddenly ask him such a question.

This brother directly rejected the invitation of BOOM's starting team just now, it takes a lot of perseverance.

No, to be precise, he didn't even give BOOM the chance to throw an olive branch, and let others shut the door.

But who is Captain Shen? He has encountered all sorts of bad things, and his mentality is as stable as an old dog. He has seen many such small scenes.

He smiled softly.

interesting.

【Littlebird: Aren't you embarrassing me, Fat Tiger>_<】

[Littlebird: As a diehard fan of KWC, I am sure that Amway's own team is here! 】

[Littlebird: After all, our KWC is strong, voluptuous, and handsome. Captain Pishen is also powerful and pampers fans. He is gentle and considerate. Every team member is united, friendly, and helps each other. cute! ! ! 】

【Bigfish: Son】

[Littlebird:? 】

【Bigfish: We can't justify this bad money】

[Littlebird: ...]

[Littlebird: Get out! ! ! ! ! 】