I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

KWC, who returned home from ELM's home court, will face the VK team in the next regular season.

The VK team was originally one of the bottom of the twelve teams in the BCL. Although there are not many fans, the atmosphere in the team is good.

Many players jokingly said that it usually meets the league team to be obedient, and once it has to relegation, it will attack the promoted horses hard. Therefore, the VK team has basically been the emperor of BCL's relegation in the previous seasons.

Until Prophet, who was the first team commander in KWC, kept reassuring the fans that he would continue to stay in the club. As a result, on the last day of the transfer period, he and the jungler Knight suddenly gave up the contract renewal and transferred to VK together.

With the addition of these two players, VK, the king of BCL's relegation, finally succeeded in getting rid of the set of ugly words added to its crown.

Also because of the karmic relationship between VK and KWC, the relationship between the two clubs is very delicate now, and the fans are full of gunpowder, especially during the rest period before the regular season battle.

However, the infighting between the two fans did not affect Shen Qiuming's usual time spent in the training room mixing the live broadcast.

[What else does P God want to broadcast today, one thing to say and one to refuse to drive Penguin Speed ​​to waste time]

【exist?Why don't you duo with God K recently?The breakthrough position of the iron-clad Shen team, the KWC team is at odds with the stone hammer! (dog head)]

[The first day of the first day of the single row with K Shenen, I miss him (dog head)]

[Sure enough, once the honeymoon period is over, you will directly enter the seven-year itch, men are big pigs! 】

[Don't single out Pishen, do you really feel happy after pretending this?Enjoy the ultimate silky top-score happiness with God K in duo! 】

"Isn't it good for me in solo queue?" Shen Qiuming quickly scanned the bullet screens, and said casually to the live broadcast camera, "Brother Jia Chen doesn't practice sniping, the sniping is not accurate, the country is unstable .”

He deliberately chose a position with his butt facing Luo Beichen. On the surface, he was as stable as an old dog, but in fact he felt guilty.

The two sips of fake wine he drank that night in E city last week were full of stamina, and he was screwed up, and he yelled for Luo Beichen to ride him back to the hotel on a shared bicycle.

As a result, the two big men huddled together on the shared bicycle and finally arrived at the destination safely. They saw Jiang Yinan and Jiang Yibei, the two sons of Jiang Yinan and Jiang Yibei, who came down from the hotel door by taxi with large bags and small gift bags.

When the two brothers opened the door, they were attacked head-on by the two fathers in the team. The content caused extreme comfort, and they immediately performed a traditional Sichuan opera face-changing performance, but they wanted to laugh but dared not.

So the two fathers and two sons in the team stared at the door of the hotel, and the scene was embarrassing.

Shen Qiuming didn't feel much drunk, he could still wear a pink helmet and greeted the two brothers with a smile, pointing to the little electric donkey under his buttocks and said, "I'm so cute, look at the one you took out from under your papa's crotch. This horse is flying shuttle!"

Jiang Yinan had such a fucking naive expression on his face, he glanced at the delirious Shen Qiuming and couldn't bear to look directly at him, "Dad! Really, goodbye dad! Please stop, The police station is no fun!"

Shen Qiuming had a drink break, and his drunken brain was thinking in a daze that his youngest son wanted to piss him off so that he could ride away the small pink car that I successfully scanned the code.

The curry is cold, and his father's sovereignty has been challenged, can he bear it!

So Shen Qiuming was possessed by drama in an instant, "You son of a bitch, shut up! Your father bought this for 100 taels of silver! You won't be able to earn it back if you sell it!"

Luo Beichen: "..."

Let your mother's mule turn the corner, your husband rented it for nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.

Jiang Yinan: "..."

Fuck captain, don't go out and drink too much. Wouldn't it be nice to go with two cephalosporins?

Jiang Yinan let out a long sigh, and quickly buried himself in his brother's arms in the next second, seeming to hold his head and cry, but gasping for laughter, "Why do the captains of other families always become stronger, while our captains are only perverted? God makes sense?"

Jiang Yibei held the booty his younger brother raided back in both hands, and restricted him from covering his younger brother's correct posture. To be on the safe side, he said to Luo Beichen, "Brother Chen, we are professionally trained, and we usually don't laugh unless we can't help it."

Luo Beichen: "...um."

He was damn understanding.

Luo Beichen, who was wearing a helmet of the same style, watched the whole process, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and finally covered the small mouth of the stupid wife who was unscrupulous, which could be used as a perpetual motion machine, and took him away and dragged him back to the room.

After Shen Qiuming woke up the next day, recalling his own Tianxiu operation yesterday, he couldn't help laughing like a fool for a while, and then because he laughed too arrogantly, the husband who was woken up kicked him out of the bed in anger.

Shen Qiuming rubbed his throbbing buttocks, cried and crawled back into bed, "Brother Chen, let me tell you something, although you looked embarrassed when you were walking uphill with your feet on the ground, but the way you galloped like a little pink is really real." Very handsome!"

Luo Beichen heheed twice, which made Shen Qiuming tremble, and took remedial measures after the incident, madly, "Brother Achen, I was wrong! I didn't wake up just now, I was talking in my sleep! Don't attack me, I I will beeping qaq”

Luo Beichen touched his dog's head and said meaningfully, "How can I bear to blame you for making a mistake? I gave you too much freedom."

Shen Qiuming: "...You, you, you, don't come here!!!"

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Then the only little chrysanthemum that Mrs. Luo had raised so far was almost dying due to excessive fertilization.

Mrs. Luo, who spent her life cherishing this little hair, scrambled and hid back in her room, only to find that what she stepped on was just a different fertilization location.

Shen Qiuming was so angry that he resolutely got off the Maybach of his tall, rich and handsome boyfriend, and chose to ride his own unicycle on the way to the top score. Anyway, it didn't affect his live broadcast time.

"Today, let's just replay the replay." He said lazily, half-closed his eyes and clicked on a replay video of an official game, "Let me see which game it is—"

[God P, what kind of luck is this, it happened to be the best-of-three match between VK and MT in the last regular season. If you want to replay this game, I won’t be sleepy or even a little hungry]

[Ke Ke, there is something to say about the replay. It’s really boring. VK is almost beaten by MT. It can be called the first team to help the poor. Jiang Niangniang sleepwalked all the way and turned into a rice-cooking robot with no emotions]

[Uh, I remember that their newly acquired jungler cutie and Prophet got into a fight halfway through the transfer period?Or I am wrong? 】

[LS Tiezi's memory is fine, the two of them did quarrel, after all, Empress Wuli Jiang is a person who wants to rule the world, how can she be offended by a newcomer to the palace, Knight is worthy of being the Knight of the empress, protect the lord get a ratio]

[Anyway, after the match, there was a mess in the player's microphone channel released by VK. My brain hurts from listening to it, so I just mute it and it's cool]

After all, it's live broadcast, not private. Shen Qiuming was afraid that when he watched the replay, he would get excited and start talking. But in a blink of an eye, it was still ten minutes away from the broadcast, and the chance of overturning was rounded to zero. He was worried. .

"Forget it, let's just do this," Shen Qiuming thought, and immediately compared calmly, "There are still ten minutes left and no one can stop Dad from downloading the broadcast, so I'll ask you if it's okay."

[Okay, okay, I, Pippi, am in a hurry to get off work and take care of the children]

【彳轳罳行轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳轳车】

[What can I do, I must not continue to pamper you, you annoying little fairy, hum! 】

"Thank you, grandpa, all the audience." Shen Qiuming smiled with his eyes bent, "The poor dog has nothing to give to everyone. Next time I rank up to my fans, I will give away a few heads if I give our passwords correctly. Bar."

【Wait, what the hell is our password?We have passwords, why don't I, a die-hard fan, know this? ? ? 】

[Same as above, is there someone with a big mouth to tell us? ? ? 】

[Where is the class representative?Here is a new one, the representative of the ball class will come out and explain qaq]

[Pi Da Huyou is killing fake fans again, we have a fart code=L=]

[You Kangkang you, you still put this messy show on hold, do you want to order it on time? 】

"Success, I won't tease you guys anymore," Shen Qiuming clicked on the video and adjusted it to double speed, "Let me see who is the immortal in this game, and who is the one who is drinking and committing crimes in nightclubs."

……

"So why are you being hacked and trending again? It's only been two days since God K looked at you and you're making trouble for me!"

Tang Sen looked at Shen Qiuming with a headache, and the other party nestled on the sofa in the tea room and ordered Luo Beichen to peel the pistachios for him, and when he finished eating the pistachios and became happier, he would release Kun's account from the blacklist.

"Brother Chen," Tang Sen turned his gaze to Luo Beichen, with a look of vicissitudes on his old father-in-law's face, "Take care of your wife and save the team."

"It's my fault," Luo Beichen reflected while peeling pistachios for his daughter-in-law, "I'm spoiled."

He was a little ruthless a few days ago, his wife lost his temper, Mr. Luo had to let him play for two days, even he turned a blind eye to Ruan Nuonuo's happy fat house water secretly .

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Luo was so powerful that she soared into the sky and directly flew to the top of the trending search.

"Fuck, it's none of my business." Shen Qiuming died of injustice, "I just randomly replayed their match last week in the live broadcast room. It's too difficult for me to be hacked."

"Did you owe a few words again and again during the review?" Tang Sen asked with disbelief.

"..." Shen Qiuming's eyes flickered for a few seconds, then he paused, "No."

He just commented on it implicitly at the time. After all, what kind of thing was VK playing in the BO3 last week, it was horrible.

Ruan Nuonuo chuckled when he heard the words, poked out the dog's head while holding the mobile phone, and read word by word to the people around him.

"'VK's playing is outrageous. To be honest, I ran out of MT rolls. My brother Meng lent me a few copies to order takeaway. It happened that I wanted to order a supper after the broadcast. Now I have a big appetite. fragrant.'"

He cleared his throat, "Brother Shen, don't you think this is the case?"

Shen Qiuming: "..."

"I'll come, I'll come, let me read to you." Jiang Yinan slipped over to join in the fun.

"'Aren't Jiang Bao's mothers thieves with money? Millions of mothers are spending money online. Hurry up and let you buy Jiang Bao a color monitor. Black and white monitors have now become the tears of the times.'"

"'Hip stretching is hip stretching, and carrying is carrying. Just like pregnancy, there are only pregnant and not pregnant. There is no such thing as a little bit pregnant.'"

Jiang Yinan proudly gave a thumbs up, "Oh, you are indeed Wuli's linguist Pishen, such a beautiful Chinese, howmadewinds!"

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Ruan Nuonuo clasped her fists: "Niufu, Brother Shen, the little reformers under Jiang Niangniang's skirt are all blown up. Maybe they will organize a group to come to the club tomorrow and tear your hoofs apart."

"Get lost," Shen Qiuming threw the pillow at him expressionlessly, and raised his chin coldly, "Go away."

"Brother Shen," Jiang Yibei flipped through Weibo on his phone and reminded, "Jiang Niangniang posted a blog last night to hint to fans that you deliberately squeezed him out of the starting position back then, and the king of selling misery started his plan." Performance."

"Fuck," Jiang Yinan scolded with a frown, "Ms. Jiang wants to order Bilian, how could he have the nerve to mention that incident back then?"

At that time, Jiang Yinan was a jungler in the second team and was unable to become a full-time player. Later, he found out that Jiang Yuzhi was pressing the coach to stop him from being promoted to the first team.

Then he was inexplicably taught by Shen Qiuming to successfully transform into an assistant position. This incident has made Jiang Yinan feel that his elder brother Shen is really scary when he is serious =L=

Luo Beichen patiently fed the peeled pistachios to Shen Qiuming, "Tell me, I want to know."

"Brother Chen," Shen Qiuming chewed the moderately salty and sweet pistachios, with a hesitant expression, "It's a long story."

"Okay." Luo Beichen raised his eyebrows and put away the pistachios, "I don't force my wife."

Shen Qiuming licked the corners of his mouth, and turned to his boyfriend for a second, "But I am a simple person, if you play hooligans on me, I will obey you."

Luo Beichen: "..."