Those who work in the coffin shop

Qing Sang silently handed over a tissue.

Xia Wan'er: "This is really a sad story..."

Xiao Hei wrote four words in the air with his hands, expressing his condolences.

Zhangzhang took the tissue, blew his nose hard, his eyes were foggy, and every expression showed weakness, and then said: "Boss Bo pulled out his beard, but it doesn't matter, who told me to like him Well, but the only thing I can't bear is that other women approached him, so after I passed the hint into the little boy's heart, I got into the room of that little girl's movie again, creating chaos, making her think that there is a ghost in the room, for The effect is realistic, and I specially left those blood characters..."

"Your uncle!! You @#￥%&*#￥%..."

Bao Si was so furious that he couldn't listen anymore. If Qing Sang Xia Wan'er hadn't stopped him, he would really have pulled Zhang Zhang into a bald man.

"Boss Boss! Calm down! Calm down!"

"How calm! This broken cockroach made a mess in my guest room, and all I lost was money, do you understand!?"

Zhang Zhang burst into tears, "Boss Boss, how can you call him a cockroach? I have a special liking for you. I don't know where it started. It goes deeper and deeper. I..."

"Shut up! I just want to beat you into a cockroach now!"

"Boss Boss, impulsiveness is the devil. Although the other party is a cockroach, she is also a beautiful cockroach who adores you!"

Xia Wan'er grabbed Bao Si, turned to look at Zhang Zhang and asked, "So, when I went to the toilet that day, the head hiding in the toilet was yours?"

Zhang Zhang nodded shyly: "Well, it's always played like this on TV, and hiding in the toilet is more realistic, isn't it?"

Bo Si: "...Let me wipe him out, please."

Xia Wan'er's face was solemn: "Uh, but Zhang Zhang still cares about the body, if Zhang Zhang is wiped out, the mind will also be affected, right?"

Bo Si: "..."

Qing Sang said: "In fact, ghosts generally don't hide in toilets. They are human beings and have dignity."

Zhang Zhang looked shocked: "Hey? Really, I haven't been a ghost before, so I really don't understand it. I have to take a small notebook and write it down."

"Remember your sister!" Bao Si said angrily, "You said you wanted to scare Xia Wan'er away, so after Xia Wan'er left, why did you still control Gu Yi!?"

Zhang Zhang sighed, entered a certain emotion, and said sadly: "My purpose is not to scare her away, but to kill her. I use the little boy's injury to pass on my emotions to him, even for Intensifying his anger, I created a scene in his dream of me and Boss Boss lingering..."

Bo Si: "..."

Speaking of this, Zhangzhang cried softly: "What a sad thing, I want to linger with Boss Boss, but I can only be in other people's dreams... I frantically hinted at the little boy to do it, but for some reason, This boy is jealous because he is jealous, and he has no intention of killing anyone. You know, my suggestion is very strong, and ordinary people can't escape it. He obviously has many opportunities to strike, but every time, he suppresses it with willpower , I can’t even figure this out. I began to wonder if he really loves Boss Bo. I was afraid that I would use the wrong person. To verify this, I played an island country action movie in his room that night. Let’s see if he’s straight or crooked, if he masturbates to the movie... Hey, hey, Boss, wait, it’s agreed not to grab your hair! Boss! A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!!”

"How many hints did you give him!? What island country action movie did you show him!!"

"No, not much, it's just amplified his jealousy a thousand times..."

"Is that still human? See if I don't kill you today..."

The following pictures are too bloody and not suitable for children, so it is inconvenient to describe them. In short, Zhang Zhang huddled on the sofa covered in bruises and cried bitterly, "Love is like the blue sky and white clouds, the sky is clear, and there is a sudden storm..."

"So." Xia Wan'er asked blankly, "What happened to Yi Yijin and I's milk tea shop that night? Are you playing tricks too?"

Zhangzhang lowered his head, a little aggrieved: "It's me, the milk tea shop was transformed by me using illusion, the milk tea is our family's recipe, drinking it can make people say what they want to say, I originally wanted to use milk tea to make my little one happy." The boy did it, but milk tea is useless to this boy, it just provoked him to have a big fight with Boss Boss, hey, I made a mistake, this boy has never hated anyone, if I knew it, I would You should do it yourself..."

"Zhangzhang, although I sympathize with you, you are really too much." Xia Wan'er said coldly, "Do you know how much you have tortured us these past few days? After drinking your milk tea, I made trouble for no reason. Arguing with Qing Sang, I had hallucinations, and I was terrified by those terrible things, and you haven't repented until now, what are you talking about, you should do it yourself?"

Zhangzhang is pitiful: "From my point of view, you can understand my feelings. I don't want to kill anyone, but I like Boss so much. It's not my fault that I was born with a cockroach." However, Boss Bo hates cockroaches the most, and told that little boy to clean up the house. I stayed here because I was in hiding. I like someone. What's wrong with me? It's cockroaches. What's wrong with me? …You stupid human beings, you are superior and full of superiority, when have you ever experienced the mood of cockroaches!? You just want to expel us, but what did we do wrong? What we eat is leftover soup, but Even so, I still cannot escape the fate of being trampled on. Now, my whiskers are gone, and I am no longer a complete cockroach. I have fallen into your hands. I admit it. If you want to kill it, you will kill it. Ashes are gone, Boss Bo, please do it as soon as possible!"

Bao Si sneered: "If you really admit it, get out of Gu Yi's body, and I'll wipe you out right away."

Zhangzhang's heart was pierced, and he said in grief and indignation: "Okay, okay, Boss Bo, since you are so ruthless, my heart is dead, so let's go to ashes!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Zhang closed his eyes, and with a thought, he quickly got out of Gu Yi's body.

Gu Yi fell helplessly on the sofa.

Bo Si stepped forward and put his hand on his forehead.

The temperature is normal.

He fell asleep, but he breathed evenly, and the strange coldness disappeared from his body, and Bo Si finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Xia Wan'er's exclamation came from beside her ears: "Wow, Zhang Zhang, so beautiful."

Zhang Zhang turned into a shadow and peeled off from Gu Yi's body, falling in front of her. When the black mist dissipated, everyone finally saw her face clearly.

She was dressed in black, as thin as a cicada's wings, with a bumpy figure, long flowing hair like water, fair and delicate skin, deep and vivid eyes, her lips pursed slightly because of grievances, red like candied haws coated with a layer of sugar , tempting people to bite down.

She looked back at the few people watching her in the room with an innocent expression, and said in a pleasant voice, "Really? Am I really beautiful? I don't have a beard anymore."

Bo Si narrowed his eyes coldly, and strode towards her: "Get ready to disappear."

"……Hey!"

Zhang Zhang turned pale with shock and backed away again and again.

"... Boss Bo!"

Qing Sang and Xia Wan'er hugged Bao Si's waist at the same time, and even the little Xiao Hei was fascinated by the beauty at the moment, and jumped onto Bao Si's lap, holding on tightly and refusing to let go.

Zhangzhang panicked and said: "Boss Boss, for the sake of the fact that I just fucked that boy and let him fall into your arms, please let me go... Don't you care about this boy the most? He gave it back to you...don't be so fierce to me..."

Xia Wan'er: "Wait, what's going on with throwing yourself into your arms?"

Zhangzhang was embarrassed, and lowered his eyes: "Just now, you were feeding Boss Boss fruit in the living room. I was very angry and wanted to imply that the little boy killed you, but the little boy didn't do anything. In a fit of anger, I planned to do nothing. Going on and on, directly on the little boy's body, making rice with Boss Boss..."

"You shut up."

Qing Sang interrupted her, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "If you continue talking, the gods will not be able to save you, and I can no longer stop him..."

Bo Si gritted his teeth: "Stop me, this cockroach, let me deal with her..."

Xia Wan'er: "Boss Boss, cockroaches have feelings, and cockroaches also have love. Besides, she is just a little girl who likes you. She is targeting me. I don't care about it. Just let her go. easy……"

"Your uncle! Where is your position as an exorcist? If she turns into a cockroach, I won't have the courage to ask her to be wiped out!"

Xia Wan'er: "...you have pulled out her beard, it's a punishment."

Zhang Zhang innocently watched several people huddling together, she knew that it would not be good to go on like this, so it is better to go with 36 tricks.

She turned around, opened the window with a wave of her hand, and before leaving, she turned her head reluctantly, looked at Bao Si, her eyes full of love, and her voice was as sweet as a silver bell: "Boss Boss, wait for me, I will definitely come back!"

When the sound fell, she turned into a black shadow and quickly disappeared from the window.

The house returned to silence.

Qing Sang and Xia Wan'er let go of Bo Si, who looked out of the window and said coldly, "The little goblin is gone, are you satisfied?"

Xia Wan'er said in a low voice: "Although I don't like her very much, everyone is a fallen person in the world and has the same feeling. I always feel that I can't bear to accept her. Besides, she is just jealous, and it doesn't seem to be a problem. .”

Qing Sang shook her head helplessly, and said: "In the end, it was just an oolong, she has already run away, and we are all fine, she is just a little demon, and she is so afraid of Boss Boss, I guess she will not dare to come here again in the future .”

"Huh? That's not necessarily true. She said she will come back. A woman's dedication to love cannot be underestimated."

Xia Wan'er raised an eyebrow at Qing Sang.

"Okay, the matter has been resolved, you go away."

Bo Si walked to the sofa, looking at Gu Yi on the sofa indifferently.

After Qing Sang and Xia Wan'er left, Bo Si sat next to Gu Yi.

The sky outside the window is getting darker.

Lights were on inside.

Bao Si looked out the window and was silent for a long time.

The floating clouds at night froze for a long time like a painting, and were blown away by the sudden wind after a while, turning into another painting.

Everything in the house also solidified like a sculpture.

Bo Si lit a cigar, took only one puff, and put his hands slightly on his knees.

The cigarette ash fell, and Bao Si lowered his eyes slightly.

The boy on the sofa was still asleep with his eyes closed, and Bao Si knew that he hadn't been under any magic spell, but that he hadn't slept well recently, his dark circles had come out, and his brows were still frowning when he fell asleep.

He was tired, because he had been fighting against strong hints.

"I entered his heart through his dream, and found that he was really just like me. I had a strange feeling in my heart about the intimate contact between Boss Bo and the little girl. It's just that this boy is young and emotional without knowing it."

"This boy has never hated anyone."

"Boss, Shu Qing is not your type, so do you like it, Wan'er..."

Bo Si stared deeply at Gu Yi.

He stretched out his hand, stroking his slightly pale skin with his slender fingertips.