Alien Saint [Journey to the West]

When Guanyin Bodhisattva went to the Western Paradise, it happened that Tathagata was giving a lecture to his disciples. Although she was anxious, she also knew that Tathagata should not be interrupted at this time.

It's not that I'm afraid of offending the Tathagata, but I don't want to spoil the rare opportunity of the disciples. The Tathagata Buddha's lectures are rare in ten thousand years. If I interrupt, I don't know when I will have such an opportunity again.

Guanyin Bodhisattva sat down cross-legged at the back, and after a while he was fascinated by what he heard, and could no longer remember his purpose for coming here.

On the other side of Xiliang, Tang Sanzang found that his stomach has grown in the past few days. Could it be that he has eaten too much in the past few days?

"Amitabha! You shouldn't emphasize your appetite." Tang Sanzang decided to fast from today.

Liang Cheng, who had just come to court, learned that Tang Sanzang planned to fast, so he hurried over to ask the reason.

Tang Sanzang's face was slightly red, and he kept silent. He was really embarrassed to tell Liang Cheng that he fasted because he ate too much recently and gained weight.

Seeing that he couldn't come up with the question, Liang Cheng picked up the pastry beside him and persuaded Tang Sanzang to eat it, "People are like iron and rice is like steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will get hungry."

"..." Tang Sanzang chanted scriptures silently with his eyes closed.

Liang Cheng brought the pastry to Tang Sanzang's mouth, "It's not good for your stomach if you don't move like this, so why don't you eat two bites to make up for the bottom?"

"..." Tang Sanzang sullenly recited scriptures in his heart at a faster speed.

In a blink of an eye, it was lunch time, and Liang Cheng asked the imperial chef to cook a table of Tang Sanzang's favorite vegetarian dishes.

Smelling the fragrance, the Buddhist scriptures that Tang Sanzang recited silently in his heart were already fragmented, and his stomach growled louder than even the maid standing at the door in Dalian heard.

Although everyone wants to laugh, but Tang Sanzang is His Majesty's future husband, they must not lose their manners.

When Liang Cheng heard the movement of Tang Sanzang's stomach, his heart ached even more, and he quickly picked up a piece of vegetarian chicken and fed it to Tang Sanzang's mouth.

Tang Sanzang refused in his heart, he felt that he was strong-willed and would be able to resist the temptation!But his mouth didn't listen to him, he opened it slowly...

Tang Sanzang: "..."

In fact, not only Tang Sanzang's belly is growing, Zhu Bajie and Drifting's belly has also grown a lot recently, but Zhu Bajie's belly is already big, and he didn't notice it at all.

Drifting found out, but he didn't think about fasting, but increased the time of playing with the crescent shovel.

A few days passed, seeing Tang Sanzang's belly getting bigger and bigger, even Liang Cheng could see it, Tang Sanzang had no choice but to confess the reason for his fasting.

Liang Cheng felt that Tang Sanzang's big belly could not be caused by eating too much, so he directly passed the news to the imperial physician.

"I'm really fine, maybe I'm just a little bloated, and I'll be fine in two days." Tang Sanzang felt that Liang Cheng was making a fuss over a molehill.

Liang Cheng didn't argue with him, but said: "I just ask for a safe pulse, so that I can feel at ease."

Tang Sanzang opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.

The imperial doctor took the pulse for a long while, sometimes frowning and sometimes shaking his head, as if he was encountering a difficult and miscellaneous disease that was difficult to solve.

Liang Cheng's heart sank, thinking that Tang Sanzang had some incurable disease, even Tang Sanzang, who was very confident in himself at the beginning, was at a loss because of the imperial doctor's expression.

Tang Sanzang: Did I really have some kind of disease?

Seeing that the imperial physician has been silent, Liang Cheng couldn't bear it anymore, "Mr. Xu, what disease does Brother Yu have?"

Doctor Xu withdrew his hand, got up and saluted respectfully, "Your Majesty, Elder Tang is not sick, but pregnant."

Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, he's fine, he's just...pregnant? ? ?

Liang Cheng was taken aback, his eyes fell on Tang Sanzang's protruding belly, he didn't know what he was thinking.

Tang Sanzang turned pale with shock, "This imperial doctor can't talk nonsense, I'm a man, how can I get pregnant?"

Being questioned about his medical skills made Grand Physician Xu feel unhappy, but after all Tang Sanzang is His Majesty's man, she is not good at arguing with him.

Imperial Physician Xu said with a straight face: "If Elder Tang doesn't believe it, you can call other imperial physicians to check the pulse."

Liang Cheng came back to his senses, looked at Tang Sanzang and said hesitantly: "Brother Yudi drank the water from Zimu River?"

"Zimu River? What Zimu River?" Tang Sanzang looked bewildered.

Liang Cheng waved his hand, motioning for Imperial Physician Xu and the maids to go down first, and when there were only two of them left in the hall, he talked about the Zimu River on which their Xiliang women kingdom depended.

"My Xiliang women's country is full of women, brother Yu, do you know how we conceived offspring?"

Tang Sanzang was taken aback for a moment, he had been in Xiliang Women's Country for so long, but he had never thought about this problem.

"In my Xiliang women's country, there is a Zimu River that runs through the whole country. Whenever a woman wants to conceive, she will go to the Zimu River to drink a glass of water from the Zimu River."

"There is such a magical river in the world? Then I..." Tang Sanzang looked down at his stomach.

Liang Cheng nodded, and said with a strange expression: "Brother Yu must have drunk the water of the Zimu River by mistake."

Tang Sanzang frowned tightly, his face twitched a little, the man is pregnant, what should I do?

Liang Cheng's eyes flashed, she was always worried that Tang Sanzang would leave Xiliang, now that she has a child, even if Tang Sanzang wanted to, she couldn't leave!

Liang Cheng stepped forward and gently pulled Tang Sanzang's sleeve, "Brother Yu, God has the virtue of loving life. After all, this is a life. You can give birth to it, and we will raise it together!"

"This..." Tang Sanzang looked puzzled, "No man has ever been pregnant, I'm afraid it's for the child..."

Liang Cheng smiled and comforted him: "Brother Yu, don't worry, there are imperial physicians in the palace who are good at gynecology and pediatrics, the child will be fine!"

Tang Sanzang: "Gynecology..." What should I do if I am more worried?

Although Tang Sanzang was still flustered and felt that this child should not be born, but what Liang Cheng said was right, he had a life in his belly, and monks were merciful, so they should not kill life at will.

So Tang Sanzang began to raise fetuses.

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In the early morning of this day, Drifting was playing with the crescent shovel in the courtyard as usual, and just as he used the poisonous snake to get out of the hole, he felt a throbbing pain in his stomach.

Drifting paused, didn't take it seriously, and continued.

However, in the following moves, every time Drifting moves a little more, his stomach will hurt, and he can't ignore it at all.

Drifting shoveled the crescent moon to the ground and patted his bulging belly with his left hand, his face full of confusion, "Am I sick?"

"No! Ken is playing tricks on me!"

The more Drifting thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case. Even Drifting, whose stomach was getting bigger and bigger, thought it was Monkey King who made it.

Drifting stared down at his stomach, and said with a sure face: "Elder brother? Elder brother! I know it's you, come out!"

"..." Sun Wukong, who came in from the outside, saw Drifting calling his name into his stomach, and he was completely baffled.

Drifting: "Brother, stop making trouble, I know it's you!"

Monkey King scratched his face, walked a few steps closer and tilted his head to look at Drifting Monk and asked, "What's wrong with me?"

"Eldest brother, don't make trouble, get out of my belly..." Drifting raised his head and saw the monkey face in front of him, his voice became smaller and smaller, and finally he just shut up.

Monkey King looked down at Drifting's belly, "Old Sha, you don't think I made your belly big, do you?"

Drifting quickly shook his head, "No, I didn't think so!"

Sun Wukong stretched out his arm to wrap Drifting's shoulders, patted his stomach with the other hand and said: "Old Sha, you see that you have been practicing for so many days, and your stomach is not getting smaller at all, but it is getting bigger and bigger. Now, there must be something wrong here!"

Drifting froze, nodded with a wooden face, "Yes! There is a problem."

"Why don't I go in and take a look for you?"

Drifting: "Well, go in and help... um? No, Master..."

However, when Drifting realized what Sun Wukong had said, it was too late to stop him. Sun Wukong had already turned into the size of a grain of rice and got into his stomach.

Sand Monk looked at his stomach in horror, and wanted Monkey King to come out quickly, but he was afraid of making Monkey King unhappy and making trouble in his stomach.

Following the sound of "plopping" heartbeat, Monkey King came to a strange thing.

Sun Wukong looked up and looked at the thing with the sound of a heartbeat, "Two heartbeats? Old Sha will grow a heart?"

Drifting faintly heard Sun Wukong's voice, and quickly asked, "Brother, are you talking? What are you talking about? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you!"

Monkey King circled around twice, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this thing looked like a developing doll.

In order to make sure that he made a mistake, Monkey King flew outside to find a pregnant woman after he got out of Drifting's belly. After confirming that he was not mistaken, Monkey King walked in from the outside with a strange expression on his face.

At this time, Drifting was still staring at his stomach and shouting "big brother", completely unaware that Monkey King had already gone out.

Drifting waited more and more flustered, deeply afraid that Monkey King would play tricks in his stomach and make him lose something or gain something.

"Old Sha, I'm here."

Drifting looked at Sun Wukong with surprise on his face, "Elder Brother, you have come out!" It can be regarded as coming out!

Sun Wukong stepped forward to support Drifting Monk, helped him to a stone bench beside him, and motioned him to sit down.

Drifting sat down on the stone bench with a blank expression, "Brother, why do you let me sit here?"

Monkey King said earnestly: "Old Sha, from now on you can no longer play with the crescent shovel."

"what?"

Sun Wukong: "Don't do things like cleaning and lifting heavy objects, let Bajie do it!"

Drifting's expression changed, and he took a quick look at his stomach, "Brother, am I..." Doing it?

"Yeah!" Sun Wukong nodded, looking at Drifting's stomach with a loving face, "I'm going to have a nephew!"

Seeing Monkey King nodding, Drifting felt his eyes go dark, and the whole world lost its color.

Sun Wukong looked at the "little nephew" for a while, then looked up at Drifting Monk, only to find that Drifting Monk's face was gray and looked like a terminally ill patient.

Sun Wukong was startled, and quickly asked: "Old Sha, what's wrong with you? But what's wrong?" Thinking of mortals who would vomit when they were pregnant, "Old Sha, do you want to eat some sour fruit? I'll pick it up for you right away." !"

Sand Monk held Monkey King, turned his head slowly, and said quietly: "Elder brother, I still have some private money hidden in the cave at the bottom of the Liusha River. If you need money, go and get it. After I leave, I will leave my clothes to you." You, second senior brother, he is too fat to wear it, as for this crescent shovel..."

The more Sun Wukong listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, "Wait, wait! Why does your tone sound like you are explaining the funeral?"

Drifting twitched the corners of his mouth and forced out an ugly smile, "Although I don't know why I, a monster, died of illness, but senior brother, don't worry, I have already thought about it, I have lived for so long, it is..."

"Who said you were going to die? What's wrong with you?"

Drifting was taken aback, "Didn't you say I was going to die?"

Sun Wukong stared, "When did I say that?"

"Just...just now!"

"Is there something wrong with your ears? I said you were pregnant. When did you say you were going to die?"

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I'm sorry, I have something to do during the day, so the update is late. If I have something to do in the future, I will write a notice on the copy to ask for leave.

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