The No. 1 women's clothing boss in national clothing

After rejecting He Jinping's request to rent a house, someone called in half a day. It should be a local. He is currently applying for a job as a programmer in a nearby technology company.

After eating lunch, Yu Yao hurried to the gate of the community, waited for a few minutes, and the phone came: "Hey, Mr. Yu, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry at noon today, I called my buddy to help me, it's okay, he said yes That's fine, please."

Yu Yao wants to rent a house, is this still the same?Standing at the gate of the community for a while, posing with the security guards for a while, seeing a tall man staggering towards him, Yu Yao took a good look at him out of his hobby of being gay.He is at least [-] cm tall, with broad shoulders and broad chest, straight and slender legs, wearing a loose sports suit, youthful and masculine, with a straight nose bridge, tall and narrow, and thin lips that are pulled mockingly. The short hair looks like a dog gnawed on it. I don't know which alley I took care of it. He strode towards him with such a big stride, showing a compelling lazy handsomeness and...unhappy mood.

The man also looked around the gate of the community, and his cold eyes fell on Yu Yao.

Yu Yao stared at him for a few seconds, thinking what a handsome guy!He greeted him with great enthusiasm: "Ah, you are Zhou Yu's friend, right? Come to see the house? I am the landlord, and my surname is Yu—"

The man strode towards him with great enthusiasm, grabbed Yu Yao's collar with one hand, and lifted him up: "Didn't you say you don't have a house?"

Hearing the familiar smell of scum, Yu Yao fell silent.

He put his feet on his feet and tried to keep his eyes on him, and carefully examined his face: "Are you He Longnahe, Wei Jin Na Jin, the extraordinary He Jinping?"

He Jinping's face was ugly: "It's me, mother's unscrupulous landlord, why don't you rent the house to me, I tricked you into provoking you?" By the way, he was rejected out of nowhere at that time, and he didn't take it seriously at all. , but the college roommate Zhou Yu was also renting a house, so he just gave him this number casually, but he didn't expect him to return it, which immediately made him very upset.

Yu Yao was shocked, and a few big words popped up in his mind: You fucking posted fake photos!

But this fake photo is not the kind of photo that Chun and Meng himself had nightmares about. Another reason why Yu Yao rejected He Jinping yesterday was that this guy was too picky. The two had sent photos to each other before, and Yu Yao sent him The photo of himself in women's clothing, with rouge and powder applied and applied with eight filters, makes the whole picture very dreamy and blurred. Many straight men like that one, and the few photos He Jinping sent to him at that time——

Ugh, Yu Yao would fucking vomit just thinking about it.

Fanzhi straight man took the picture from an angle, with his face slightly drooping, one hand covering his eyes in a cool contemplative pose, Xiao Dan's phoenix eyes fascinate all beings, and the corners of his lips slightly hooked.But because of the poor lighting, the whole person seems to have just been pulled out of the pot ashes, before shaking twice, the blackness is very uneven, and the big nose and oily lips caused by the lens——

vomit.

It’s not uncommon for men to pretend to be women in the game, but usually they just hit the sky a few times. Only Yu Yao has the super endurance and tenacious vitality to deal with some straight men’s molestation. Kind of pure gay.

But he was as tough as he was psychologically, and he was taken aback by He Jinping's evil and madness. Which fucking village did he come from?Heavenly King Tota Li, you accept him!

At that time, He Jinping exploded in the photo and confidently sent a proud expression.

Yu Yao suppressed the discomfort, and tried his best to be realistic and praised: "Little brother, you look so good-looking! People like you so much, you are very masculine, really!"

He Jinping returned a wretched smile with eyes staring left.

Later, they also made a video. On QQ, they used a computer. Yu Yao bought a high-priced beauty camera here. The women’s clothing was properly worn, and the makeup was exquisite and beautiful. His head was almost pitch black, and there was only a panting Northeastern voice, and he could barely discern that there was indeed a person over there through the shaking shadows.

Without saying a few words, Yu Yao couldn't take it any longer. He answered the phone, as if a friend called him to call LOL, and immediately pondered for a while in embarrassment. Let’s play, I’m fine, I have to read a book later, well, Wang Guowei’s "Human Cihua", I won’t accompany you."

Guohui didn't show the slightest bit of embarrassment, and disconnected the line without saying a word.

Yu Yao pulled off his wig, grinned and went to the bathroom to remove his makeup.

Therefore, He Jinping left an indelible ugly impression on Yu Yao's mind, and now seeing that he felt not only not so wretched and greasy, but also very human-like, he suddenly felt a little shy.

Rolling his eyes, he replied: "No, it's not that I won't rent it to you. Before you called yesterday, there was already a girl who made a reservation. As soon as you hung up, the girl called again, saying that her mother felt that she was out with a man. The co-tenancy is not safe, so I don’t want it, and then that Zhou Yu—your friend, right? Just happened to come to rent, so I rented it to him. I didn’t expect so many things, don’t get excited, don’t get excited, just talk about it—— "

He Jinping stared at him.

Yu Yao was a little flustered by his stare, thinking that if he recognized him, he would be finished, but at the same time, the fact that the Oreo biscuit in the camera advertisement was turned into Fan Bingbing's face gave him a little more confidence, and he took a breath , and said in a calm manner: "Besides, the house is mine, and I am free to rent it to whoever I want, right? Why are you staring..." Yu Yao patted him on the shoulder, "Look at it No house, let me go if you don’t look at it!”

He Jinping pushed his hand away and stared at him coldly: "Lead the way."

Yu Yao was very sad, so he had to take him to his three-bedroom apartment.

After entering, he looked at the empty room next to him. There were people drinking tea in it, and there was nothing but a big bed and a desk.Yu Yao was in a complicated mood, wanting to rent from him but not wanting to rent from him, so he hesitated for a while: "Let me tell you first, the monthly rent is 1500, water and electricity are extra, no bargaining!"

He Jinping casually glanced at the room, walked to the window and looked out, took out his phone and started playing.

"What are you doing?"

He Jinping took a few steps to the left and right, and held up his phone. Yu Yao thought he was going to take a selfie, so he couldn't bear to turn his face away, and heard him say indifferently: "Test the network speed."

"..." Yu Yao shouted quickly, "The broadband fee is also calculated separately!"

"If you don't calculate it, you can calculate it separately. There is only one router for the whole house?"

"Yes, in my room."

He Jinping turned his face away, and Yu Yao was stared at furiously.

"Leave this room alone, okay?"

Yu Yao stared back at him: "Do you think it's okay?"

"I jio got a starfish."

"I jio got Bu Xing!"

"Then why don't you stick the router to the wall?"

"Brother! It's just such a small difference in network speed, aren't you being too picky?"

He Jinping suddenly asked back: "Do you play games?"

Yu Yao's heart tightened, for fear that when he talked about "Tribal World", his scalp would become numb: "I, I, I... I'll play a little bit."

With a sneer, "I don't know the importance of internet speed when playing games? You can't slow down by one second or one millisecond, understand?"

Yu Yao couldn't complain anymore, and waved his hand: "If you really want to rent it, I'll send the router to your house."

He Jinping was still a little bit out of interest at first, but after hearing this, he suddenly raised his eyelids: "Really?"

Yu Yao: "..."

He looked around the whole room and murmured to himself: "I also want to say why this dilapidated house doesn't even have a wardrobe. Since the internet speed is good, it's fine to move in. Let's just go here."

At this time, Yu Yao suddenly remembered a stalk on Weibo that teased people from the Northeast. He even went to Guangxi by car, and he still didn’t give money to pick up beans in the field, but he could afford the air ticket of thousands of dollars, but he went to the orchard. Stealing coconuts is really a Swede.

I can afford such an expensive rent, and I still need to use a router. If I really need a fast Internet speed, I can just get a broadband number myself. Why do I have to use this?

Yu Yao was slandering here, and someone punched him in the stomach suddenly!

He raised his head in shock, and He Jinping retracted his elbows, hooked his shoulders instead, and smiled triumphantly: "Old Tie, let's sign the contract, and we will live under the same roof from now on, take care of me." little brother."

Yu Yaochuli was furious: "Why did you hit me! Why did you hit me if you have something to say? Big boss! Big boss! I was beaten to death~" Under the instigation of anger, he raised his hand and clenched it tightly. He raised his hand high and lowered his palm and swung a fist, "You hate me to death!"

He Jinping twitched the corner of his mouth.

Furious, Yu Yao turned around and left, went into her room, opened the drawer to find a rental contract and a pen, went to the living room and threw it on the coffee table.

He Jinping glanced at him, hesitantly picked up the rental contract, and flipped through it twice: "...666666, it's also in both Chinese and English, old man, what are you doing?"

Yu Yao's anger dissipated a little. The reason for the bilingual contract was that there might be foreign friends coming to rent a house in this high-tech development zone, and the reason was that his English had passed the eighth grade.If you think about it carefully, the reason is actually the second aspect.Not without regret, he said, "I am an English teacher and I teach in the No. [-] Middle School next door."

I don't know if he saw it wrong, but He Jinping's eyes suddenly lit up, and then darkened.

Yu Yao's back felt cold.

It suddenly occurred to me that he was wearing women's clothing and pretending to be a literary cute girl, and told him that he was a senior high school student in the local No. [-] Middle School——

Don't ask him why he pretends to be so small!Do not ask!

He Jinping's expression suddenly became gloomy, his eyes were deep and blurred: "Those senior three students in the first half of the year, have they all graduated? I wonder if they will come back to school again?"

Yu Yao's scalp was numb: "What are you shopping for? Now I'm going to report to the university in September."

He Jinping sighed sadly: "Aren't there any repeat students?"

Yu Yao didn't speak.

He Jinping lowered his head to sign the contract, and transferred half a year's rent with his mobile phone. Yu Yao handed him the key, and when he was sent downstairs, he heard him sigh in a trance: "Teacher Yu——"

Yu Yao's waist softened for a while, and he raised his hand to hold the door: "Don't, don't, don't call me that..." Most people have some cravings, hidden deep in their hearts, as long as they poke them If you touch it, you will become turbulent and overwhelmed.Yu Yao also has a quirk. This quirk is really weird. It originated from a touching teacher-student type Tanmei novel he read when he was young. Well, students attack teachers, so some people hear "baby "Husband", "doctor", "general" and "police officer" will feel throbbing, and Yu Yao will tremble all over when he hears "teacher", so cute——

Sometimes he is lucky and regrets why he is an English teacher. In this very foreign-style and humane No. [-] Middle School, students call him "Mr. Yu", and colleagues call him Lao Yu or Xiao Yu. It is really difficult to let him He's so cool.Moreover, after being a teacher for a long time, I have a clear aversion to this profession. Now I hear the word "teacher", and I almost feel cold.

As a result, when He Jinping's subwoofer yelled, he seemed like a dead tree in spring, and suddenly his legs trembled, feeling like...

He Jinping glanced back at him, said "Oh" without noticing, "Brother Yu, how do you get to Thirteenth High School?"

Yu Yao had a headache: "Why did you go to No. [-] Middle School?"

The subwoofer is lower, like a softly played lyrical sax: "Go, pursue memories that don't belong to me."

Yu Yao said indifferently: "...Oh, vomit, I've had a bit of a bad stomach these days, no, what memory are you looking for?"

He Jinping smiled again: "I like a southern girl."

The more Yu Yao thought about it, the more something went wrong. Who was He Jinping talking about?If it was really the girl he pretended to be at that time, it would be too unreliable!

Dare I ask if this little brother's eyes are covered with shit?

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I went to climb the mountain today, five hours, tired and crying, so a little later

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