The world is not straight

"You were invited by XX to answer "What weird reasons for hanging up in the game have you encountered?"?"

Yu Ge was stunned for a moment, although the invitation was inexplicable, but he really had something to say about this topic.

"Don't tell me, there really is such a person beside the respondent, let's call her Little A."

Little A is Yu Ge's object, a network object, and more specifically, a game object.

The first time I met little A was a random match. At that time, little A was still matched with little B, and both of them chose mages.

At that time, Yu Ge felt that it must be two dishes, this round of pills.

Sure enough, little A gave away 3 heads at the beginning, and at this time little B was still chatting and asked: "Sister, are you okay?"

Little A came back after a while: "Sister, don't worry, there is no signal where I just left. Now that the signal is good, go ahead and call."

At that time, Yu Ge felt that the two of them had a sisterly relationship in the game?How many do you want to give away after the first 3 heads?

However, who knew that little A would show off her amazing skills just like a different person, not only did she not lose her face anymore, but she also killed 5 times in a row.

Later, of course, he successfully pushed the crystal and won the game.

Yu Ge added Xiao A as a friend, praised her for playing well, and said that she could play games together in the future.

As a result, the other party asked as soon as he opened his mouth: "You are not my game partner, why should I play games with you?"

Yu Ge, as a man who is not "straight" in the world, but also curvy, said without thinking about it: "Then we are the game objects."

Yu Ge thought that if he was really reckless, the other party would not agree, but he didn't expect Xiao A to agree readily.

For Pigeon, suddenly there is an additional online game object, which can be called an "online dating object" according to the current rules.

After Xiao A and Yu Ge were together, they played games together when they had nothing to do. They never had voice or video, and they never got tired of chatting.

But Yu Ge will give each other red envelopes every time there is a festival, and the new skin of the game will be given to her, and Xiao A will return it to him in a similar way. In short, the two have been living in peace.

Little A plays the game very well, but she often hangs up, and every time she hangs up and comes back, the reason makes people think that she is an actor.

Once before, she hung up in the middle of a call, and she came back 3 minutes later to continue the call and explained.

"Sorry, I just had an interview."

Yu Ge: "..."

How can there be an interview that only takes 3 minutes?Yu Ge thought that little A wanted to pretend to be tough in the game, so he also pretended to believe it and asked.

Yu Ge: "The reporter was let back so soon, he is very kind."

Little A: "Yes, because I kept looking back at my phone during the interview, so I didn't ask any questions."

Hey, it's really just a pole to climb up. The map is so dark, maybe it's because the cowhide blown by little A covers the sky.

It’s fine if it’s only once, but the problem is that little A often hangs up, and the other party’s reasons are even more varied.

"I'm sorry, I was blocked by fans just after entering the airport, and I was delayed a bit after signing a few names."

"Sorry, the director called me temporarily, I will come later."

"Sorry, I'm going to walk the red carpet, I'm going to dove this game first."

Walking the red carpet?How the hell are you getting married and walking the red carpet?

I really don't want to say anything about this show that is good at pigeons. It stands to reason that this kind of god-piercing teammate should end as soon as possible.

However, the reason why the other party hung up was not repeated. Oh, the airport repeated it three times, but there has been no similar situation since then.

And the opponent's support is also really powerful, it is such a prestigious thing for the pigeon to bring a support of its own.

So he also endured Xiao A's pitiful performance.

The way the two make appointments for games is that Yu Ge finds out that Xiao A is online when he has time, so he asks her to play games, and if she is not online, she is not online.

This day Xiao A was online again, and Yu Ge asked her: "Are you online?"

Usually Little A said directly: "Come", but this time she actually said: "I won't come, I'm in a bad mood."

Yu Ge: "..."

What is it like to be in a bad mood?Should he comfort the other party at this time?

Out of some gentlemanly etiquette, Yu Ge asked, "What's the matter? What happened? Are you in a bad mood?"

Yu Ge thought that the relationship between the two of them would say a few words at most, "It's nothing, I'll be fine by myself later", but who knew that the other party directly asked a philosophical question about life.

"What should you do if a lot of people don't like you, or even insult you without knowing you?"

"Don't care about it. You have said that others don't understand you, so why do you care what they say?"

Yu Ge thinks that girls are troublesome, and she doesn't play games that can make her sad. Is it because the game is not fun?Don't think about this kind of life philosophy.

"Then what if they say this to you every day in front of you, but you still can't avoid it?"

"..."

"Then you choose to ignore it. Since so many people don't understand you and still talk in front of you, it means that there will be many people who like you talking in front of you. They are also talking about you. Choose yourself It’s fine to talk about what you like.”

"Children only do multiple-choice questions, but adults don't mean they lose the right to choose. There are definitely more people who like you than hate you, and they are closer to you because they know you."

After saying these words, Yu Ge felt that his skin was about to get goosebumps, and he didn't know if the poisonous chicken soup would be of any use to Little A. He only hoped that these words would bring back his awesome teammates to play games with him.

However, after a while, the other party asked without beginning and end: "Then do you like me?"

"..."

Is this a proposition?To deceive the other party's feelings so that the other party can continue to play games with him, or to confess yourself and lose a teammate.

Yu.Ge, an internet-addicted teenager, hesitated: "Have you heard...the world is not straight?"

Little A: "Huh?"

Yu Ge: "I said in advance that I am afraid that you will misunderstand. As a game teammate, I like you very much, but my liking for you is not the kind of love between men and women."

"Well, I can't have the kind of love you're thinking of for anyone, you know?"

Little A: "Are you a girl?"

Yu Ge: "No, I'm a man, but the person I like is also a man. If you ask me if I like you, I definitely like you, so don't be too sad, but don't misunderstand that liking as that kind of liking." , is the love between friends."

Little A: "Then you have someone you like?"

Yu Ge repeatedly denied: "Not yet, but the one I like and wants to be with must be a man, you know."

After Yu Ge said this, he looked like a scumbag. Although he and Xiao A had no nominal relationship, he always felt that he had cheated the feelings of the other girl.

Generally, the woman must be angry at this time. Whether it is directly deleting friends, scolding or hanging up, it is actually conceivable.

The silence was so long that Yu Ge thought that the other party was taking a screenshot to hang him, but the other party suddenly spoke.

Little A: "Do you know Yu Feifan?"

Yu Ge: "What?"

Little A: "An actor, recently appeared in a new drama, you can watch it when you have time, and give me feedback after watching it."

Yu Ge: "What?"

Little A: "Do you still want to be a bound teammate with me? If you want to do it, just watch it."

Yu Ge: "..."

Under the oppression of the evil forces, Yu, an Internet-addicted teenager who can do anything as long as he plays games, watched the new drama of the actor named Yu Feifan in his usual way.

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