Your Majesty's Growth Diary

Seventeen Mirrors: Do you want me to ask for some clean water or drive?

Chou Zhan: Shimizu's

Ye Qiange: Driving

The two looked at each other, His Majesty blushed shyly.

Ye Qiange: The author wants to eat dog food, and I just give her up~

Seventeen Mirrors: When did we meet for the first time?

Ye Qiange: When I was eight years old

Qiu Zhan: When he...was five years old

Ye Qiange: ...how come I don't know...

Qiu Zhan: Well, after all, you were still young at that time

Seventeen Mirrors: When did you decide to spend your life with each other

Qiu Zhan: After he confessed at the age of 15

Ye Qiange: When I was 11 years old

Seventeen Mirrors: Your Majesty, this is puppy love...

Ye Qiange: If you want to take care of it, my Zhang Zhan is good-tempered and good-natured and can do anything, what if I make an early reservation and get snatched away by others!

Seventeen mirrors: who took the initiative

Qiu Zhan: he

Ye Qiange: I!

Seventeen Mirrors: What are you going to do with your proud look...

Seventeen Mirrors: When was the first time you had sex? Well, I won’t ask about the last chapter. How do you feel after having sex?

Qiu Zhan: (with recollection on his face) I'm not full

Ye Qiange: (expressionless) Why did no one tell me that it will hurt

Seventeen Mirrors: What should I do if it hurts?

Ye Qiange: ...Forget it, skip this question

Seventeen Mirrors: Which part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Qiu Zhan: I like them all, the more I watch them, the more I like them

Ye Qiange: Me too~

Seventeen Mirrors: (Pushes away the heads of the two who are getting closer) The next question

Seventeen Mirrors: Are you dissatisfied with each other's offensive and defensive attributes?

Ye Qiange: Are you implying that I will counterattack

Qiu Zhan: ...

Seventeen Mirrors: Yes, what does Your Majesty think?

Qiu Zhan: I don’t want it, although being the bottom one hurts a bit, but being the top one is super troublesome, I’m too lazy to move.

Seventeen Mirrors: Your Majesty, as long as you are happy

Seventeen Mirrors: If someone came up with the idea of ​​'a night together'?

Qiu Zhan: (silently pulls out a hidden weapon) Who are you talking about?

Ye Qiange: (thoughtfully) Well, it depends on whether it’s a man or a woman

Seventeen Mirrors: Where's the girl?

Ye Qiange: beat up

Seventeen Mirrors: What about men?

Light Night Song: Eunuch

Seventeen mirrors:...Next question

Shiqijing: Suddenly I don't know what to ask, forget it, you two can say something casually.

Qiu Zhan: Ignore this stupid author, we should go to bed.

Ye Qiange: Oh, let's go!

Seventeen Mirrors: ...to treat your mother like this

[Seventeen Mirror: I originally planned to write a long story, but I changed and deleted it several times. In the end, I just finished this short story, at least there is no eunuch TVT]