After the boyfriend becomes the system

When Gao Yu told Chi Feng that "the task this time is to help the Xiping Kingdom win the defense battle", Chi Feng and Hamer each took a glass of beer, ready to drink to their heart's content regardless.

This is indeed a chic tavern.

According to what Chifeng saw along the way, most of the buildings here are made of metal materials like the monitoring room he woke up in. They are either shining with silver or shining with gold. The use of matte materials is considered very low-key.

And this tavern is made of wood.

Surrounded by walls made of wooden boards, the most original wood grain is still preserved on it, which reminds Chi Feng of the unicorn Yiluo's cabin in the forest, and he can't help feeling a little bit emotional.

The large bar in front of them is made of darker solid wood, with a smooth and shiny finish, which provides an excellent background for the crystal clear beer foam—the kind that is suitable for taking out a mobile phone to take a photo and send it to Moments.

Of course, there is no smart phone in the general sense here, let alone WeChat Moments.Chi Feng looked to the side, and Hamer was whistling, directing the mechanical arm on his body to add ingredients to the beer in a hurry - it is said that it is specially provided by our shop, which can make the beer taste more mellow and rich.

When those mechanical devices that seemed to have spirituality returned to their positions, Hammer turned his head with a smile, raised his glass to Chi Feng and said, "It doesn't matter if it's Albert or Albert, let's talk after drinking this cup!"

Chi Feng reached out to clink glasses with him and took a big sip.

The cool liquid slides down the esophagus into the stomach, which makes people extremely comfortable and comfortable.Chi Feng temporarily put down the task, and lightly closed his eyes to think about it for a long time.

Then, he shook his neck and head in a relaxed manner, and looked around, wanting to more truly blend into the increasingly lively flavor tavern.

At this moment, Chi Feng discovered a problem.

The guests who come here to relax and have fun are almost all men.

The only female guest, sitting alone on the empty seat next to Chi Feng, drinking slowly at the bar, seemed to be a little drunk.

Hammer noticed Chi Feng's gaze, touched his elbow, and leaned over slightly to remind Chi Feng's ear, "Don't look around."

Seeing his companion looking at him suspiciously, Hammer had no choice but to continue explaining. He shook his head and said, "You just spend too much time in the training ground, and you don't know such a famous woman."

The woman's name is Bella, a scientist who studies mechanical warriors.Although she is petite, she has strong biceps and a beautiful eight-pack abs under the fabric. It is said that she has always wanted to join the army, and even secretly fiddled with temporary sex-changing drugs to experiment on herself. During the medical examination, the military found out his identity. Not only did he fail to serve as a soldier as he wished, but he also spent a few days squatting because of this.

"The army doesn't accept women, unless you want to be a mother who washes and cooks. Oh yes, now the logistics department has also started to purchase maid robots, and even this way will not work in the future." Hammer said.

Later, this chic lady put aside her obsession with enlisting in the army, and turned to science to study mechanical soldiers.

"Generally speaking, the institute doesn't accept women, but they can't hold her back..." Hamer glanced towards Bola, didn't say anything clearly, just stretched out his thumb and gestured in front of Chi Feng's eyes.

Chi Feng generally knew that sticking out a thumb here also represented praise, but he couldn't tell whether Hammer's praise was out of admiration or ridicule.

Finally, Hammer concluded and reminded: "Ugly, weird, not easy to mess with, stay away from her."

Chi Feng was as good as he was, and turned his eyes away.He was not interested in women in the first place, but words such as "ugly girl" and "weird" still made him feel a little uncomfortable. He himself would never use such a disrespectful tone to evaluate the opposite sex.

The atmosphere between the two friends was suddenly awkward.Chi Feng had no choice but to lower his head to read the wine list, only then did he find a line of small words printed at the bottom - exclusive secret wine, which will make you passionate, ladies, drink carefully.

Phrases such as "drink carefully" are probably gimmicks of the merchants, but with this sentence, it is not difficult to understand why there are no female customers here.It turns out that what this store is selling is the inflated vanity of men.Chi Feng smiled wryly in his heart, he didn't know if this was a good selling point.

Where mechanical technology is so advanced, gender concepts are still so conservative.Chi Feng was surprised by this, but somehow felt that it was not surprising.After all, this is where the garrison is located, and the barracks are originally the territory of men, which has never changed.

With that in mind, he drank the last sip of the good wine in his glass.

Just as he was about to call the waiter, an automatic cup refill device slowly slid to Chi Feng's side, filling his cup with the best-tasting beer.

Science and technology change life, sincerity does not deceive me!

"Hi! I haven't seen you before, what's your name?"

If I don't go, the mountain will come, but the mountain will come to me.Chi Feng's arm holding the wine glass froze, and Hamer next to him turned his head and made a face at him.

Wiping away the foam from his lips with his fingertips, Chi Feng tidied up his appearance to the minimum. Chi Feng extended his arms and clinked a glass with Banla: "Nice to meet you, Duke."

"Oh, I know you." The female scientist stared at the small eyes behind the thick-bottomed glasses, grinned, and responded drunkenly, "I just came here not long ago, I was addicted to training, and never came out to play. I heard that you performed well today? If you want me to say, there is no need to send our precious soldiers to the front line to work hard, and the funding I applied for will be approved, and I can let my mechanical soldiers chop Albert into pieces..."

She was so drunk that she couldn't even speak clearly with her dark lips, but her arms were still steady, and she picked up the glass and downed a big gulp of the strongest wine in the store - Chi Feng ordered this kind of wine before, but Hammer blocked.

Chi Feng looked at her, and after saying these few words, she turned back and drank alone, as if she didn't know anyone around her at all, let alone strike up a conversation with the two soldiers around her.

She is not really beautiful, she may have a good figure, but her appearance is very ordinary, and she does not wear makeup like other ladies, which makes her look rough and ugly.

Hammer ghostly smiled and approached Chi Feng's ear: "Brother, the ugly girl probably has a crush on you. It's getting late, buy her a drink, huh?"

Chi Feng waved his hand to stop Hamer's nonsense.Hammer shrugged indifferently, and muttered, "No matter how good Metal Gear is, you're not a woman. You'll have a bad day..."

Chi Feng was about to get up and pay the bill. The wine had changed from being excited and intoxicated at the beginning to dull and tasteless.Fortunately, Duke left him his wallet so that he wouldn't be ashamed in this tavern with excess male hormones.

However, Ban La suddenly reached out her hand to stop Chi Feng, she patted the empty seat beside her, and yelled indistinctly: "Sit down, I'll buy you another drink."

Chi Feng subconsciously took a step back.

"Come on, Squad Leader Duke...I remember, you're from the 401st Division Special Reconnaissance Company, you're a squad leader, right? Please, please, have another drink, my boys are coming to your side, help I'll take care of them." The drunken female scientist insisted on pulling Chi Feng to her side, then pulled the store's mechanical arm, and threw a large glass of spirits in front of Chi Feng.

However, after doing all this, she seemed to have exhausted her last rationality and strength. Before clinking glasses with Chi Feng, she fell down on the dark brown bar counter, unable to sleep.

Chi Feng looked at Banla, and suddenly felt that the stamina of the alcohol was picking up, which made him have a splitting headache.

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Late woo woo woo...

Today I was dragged to practice chorus again, go to the fucking chorus!