The real record of former fairy world bosses flirting with each other

Mo Wu stood up, "Let's go."

Xianjun was a little embarrassed for a while, didn't speak, and Mo Wubian didn't look back, walked out of Xianjun's room, and closed the door behind him.

Xianjun looked at the closed door, feeling a little confused, sat quietly for a long time, and then lay down again.

Mo Wu came out of Xianjun's room and took a look at Lan'er in the heavy rain. He saw that the girl was soaked and looked very embarrassed. The big net that the bell turned into moved, pulling Lan'er to fly to her own room, Mo Wu followed in, heated up the fire in the stove, then turned back to her own room without saying a word.

Lan'er kept knocking on him with her eyes, but she didn't dare to speak. After he left, she was relieved, and then struggled, "What the hell, why can't you break free..."

On the second day, the sky cleared up early in the morning, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant. The birds were so noisy early in the morning that people couldn't sleep.I couldn't sleep well in this place, so Mo Wu lay on the window with his eyes wide open for a while, then turned over and went to the kitchen for a while, cooking some porridge, and before the meal was finished, he heard Lan Er's voice Shouting loudly: "Let go of me! I've been tied up all night, and there's no end to it!"

Mo Wu snorted coldly, and slowly cooked his own meal.

Lan'er didn't know where she got so much energy, she shouted non-stop all morning, and Mo Wu didn't respond. She walked to the yard with two bowls of porridge, and saw a fairy in fluttering white clothes standing in the middle of the yard. , looking at him.

Mo Wu has always been used to being shameless, but he didn't feel too embarrassed when he said that yesterday, so he raised the porridge in his hand: "Eat."

"En." Xianjun responded, and followed him into the house. Lan'er heard the "eat" through the door, and the voice of the shout suddenly raised three tunes. It was sad and sad, but this time The two people I met didn't eat this set, so she dragged her neck and yelled for a whole meal.It wasn't until the porridge was finished that Mo Wucai went to Lan'er's room unhurriedly, pulled out the chair and sat down, and lazily said: "Didn't you be honest last night, why did you scream so badly this morning. "

Lan'er also saw that the way of dealing with ordinary people didn't work for him, so she gave him a look and said, "It's been tied up all night, is there an end?!"

With her sharp words, there was a little more agility in her eyes, and she said in doubt: "I'm quite curious, you are not the succubus in the erotic pictures, how can you learn to seduce people like a fox? The succubus hooks up If you have a joyous feast, you can gain people's energy, what are you trying to do?"

Lan'er poked her neck, "I don't plan anything! I'm happy!"

"Don't draw anything?" Mo Wu nodded: "That's okay. Otherwise, if you learn like this and don't like it, you're nondescript, and you talk about nasty things in your mouth, as long as you have some knowledge Who can have a crush on you? Wouldn't it be another layer of disappointment if you figured out something?"

Lan'er became anxious when she heard this, and fixed her eyes on Mo Wu, "Really? Is this unlikable?"

Xianjun said softly: "Miss Lan'er, did you act like this to make others like you?"

"Yeah," Lan'er was a little unhappy, and muttered, "I'm not a human being, so I don't know what people like... Sister Feng said that men all over the world are animals that think from the lower body, and they all like charming and charming ones. I know you're different..."

"Sister Feng?" Mo Wu recalled the "Feng Yue Jian" he heard in the dream yesterday, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "Just the succubus in the erotic picture?"

Lan'er glanced at him, didn't speak, and didn't deny it.

"Can't you learn something better?" Mo Wu was a little embarrassed, and looked her up and down, "Even I can't tell what kind of monster it is, at least it's 500 years old, and it's still like this if it's 500 years old Childish, it must be something smart..."

Lan'er stared: "Who are you scolding?!"

"Grass and trees are still buried in the soil all year round." Mo Wu turned his head and looked at the fairy sitting next to him. The fairy shook his head, "There are as many types of spiritual things in the deep mountains as a cow's hair, and I can't see them."

Mo Wu didn't care either, "It's probably something like potato essence and sweet potato essence. It doesn't matter what kind it is."

"You are the essence of potatoes and sweet potatoes!" Lan'er was about to cry angrily, struggling and shouting: "Let go of me! I'm in a hurry!"

Mo Wu had no time to look at her: "What are you in a hurry for?"

"What's your business?!" She was tied up all night, and she was exhausted by being tied up in a net made of magpie bells. At this time, Lan'er was much more haggard than yesterday, and she yelled to Mo Wu: "You Let me go! I haven't done anything bad, why are you tying me up?!"

Mo Wu threw the water-blue scarf in front of her, and said in a cool voice, "I'll ask you again, does the death of that group of people have anything to do with you and that ghost?"

"I said they were fine when they left!" Lan'er was also angry, her brows were frowned, and after a while, she said, "Why do you care about them so much? Are there people you know?"

Xianjun is also curious about this question. In his impression, Mo Wu has always been a master who does not have money and does nothing. This is the first time he has been in such a hurry to check things.

"I see you guys are angry." Mo Wu twitched his mouth.

Xianjun slightly turned his head to look at him. No matter how he heard these words, he sounded childish, but he was not at all as majestic as the great celestial master he was before. Xianjun shook his head, and the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

"Okay, I can let you go." Mo Wu looked at Lan'er and said, "But I will give you three hours, and you have to come back after three hours."

Lan'er's eyes just lit up and stared: "Why should I listen to you?!"

"Because your sister Feng is in my hands." Mo Wuyi raised his hand and took the magpie language bell back, bared his teeth, and said fiercely: "Believe it or not, I set her on fire?"

"Hey don't!" Lan'er was in a hurry, frowning and said: "I'll be back!"

She stood up and moved her limbs, which had been numb from being tied all night, and ran out like a gust of wind.

Xianjun shook his head, as if a little helpless: "Just after eating, I have to move."

"Okay, old man," Mo Wu raised his eyebrows, "Why don't you rest at home?"

"Let's go," Xianjun stood up, straightened his robe, and said, "I haven't done this for a hundred thousand years."

"I still thought you were going to say that you never did it." Mo Wuyile stood up, "Let's go."

The two followed Lan'er out the door and followed all the way up the mountain.The two of them were good at walking lightly, and the girl was anxious, so she didn't have time to worry about whether there was anyone following behind.Na Lan'er hesitated after going out the door, first walked a short distance to the west, looked around, then squatted on the ground and dug up something, Mo Wu stretched his neck and looked, there were wild vegetables Eating with sweet potatoes and potatoes, he turned his head and elbowed Xianjun, and said in a low voice: "Hey, I didn't wrong her when I said she was a sweet potato spirit."

Xianjun smiled lightly.

Lan'er dug a lot of food and made her body dirty, she stood up and frowned, muttering in a low voice: "Isn't this too ugly... Forget it, anyway, he might not be able to see it. "

Lan'er pocketed those wild vegetables to eat at the bottom of her clothes, turned around and ran away, followed by Mo Wu and Xianjun.Walking to a place twisting and turning, Lan'er suddenly let out a scream, let go of her hand, and the things in her arms scattered on the ground.

She stared blankly at one place for a while, and muttered in her mouth: "Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha..."

While reciting, he squatted down, picked up the scattered things, and ran forward in a panic.

"The monster chanting scriptures has quite a personality." Mo Wu walked to the place where she was standing just now. This is a narrow road next to the cliff. The bottom is not deep, but the strange rocks are so rugged that it is difficult to survive the fall.Mo Wu glanced around, and was also taken aback for a moment, and when he looked carefully, there were several bloody corpses lying in disorder next to the rock at the bottom. It seemed that they had fallen from this place, and the one on the far side The man's face was just facing this way, and he looked young. It was the one Mo Wu saw behind Yin Cha the day before yesterday.

Mo Wu frowned, chanted the mantra of rebirth twice, and then he and Xianjun continued to chase in the direction Lan'er left behind.

The two walked for a while, and just after turning a corner, they heard Lan'er's voice coming from the front.

The two walked lightly, and Lan Er's voice was very soft, different from the pretentiousness yesterday, but a kind of gentleness from the heart, and said: "I'm late today, are you hungry? Originally I wanted to make matsutake porridge for you today, but two big villains came to my house yesterday and tied me up all night. Today I ran out with great difficulty and dug some food. Let’s make it for today, okay? I’ll give it to you tomorrow. How about you make matsutake porridge and add a whole large ganoderma? The most plump one!"

"A whole large Ganoderma lucidum." Mo Wu said with a very complicated expression, "I'm sure the seven orifices bleed and vomit blood to death, what a great hatred."

Xianjun smiled, took two steps forward, pushed aside the leaves in front of her eyes, and saw Lan'er sitting at the entrance of a cave, with a simple small pot beside her, she washed the wild vegetables carefully, bit by bit Put it in the pot, rub your hands together, a dark red flame burst out from your hands, and you pointed at the branch that passed by, and the branch burned lively.

There is no one else in this place except Lan'er, Mo Wu grabbed Xian Jun's shoulder and leaned forward, whispering: "Is the person in the cave?"

"Maybe." As soon as Xianjun tilted his head, he saw that Mo Wu's face was about to stick to him, and looked forward eagerly. Xianjun subconsciously leaned back, paused suddenly, and said: "The corner of your mouth What's wrong?"

Mo Wu turned his head: "Huh?"

"Here," Xian Jun pointed to a blood mark on the corner of his mouth, frowned, and said in a low voice, "I haven't asked you about the ghost, did you get hurt yesterday?"

Mo Wu raised his hand and touched the wound he rubbed violently yesterday, and said expressionlessly, "...promise me, we won't talk about it."

Xianjun looked at him suspiciously, seeing that he shouldn't, he paused, his voice was a little sad, and said quietly: "Let me lie to myself and pretend that nothing happened, isn't it good?"

Xianjun knew that he was acting, but this play was a bit real. Xianjun was afraid that if he shook his head, he would be killed here in the next second. He nodded, "You... calm down."

"Thank you." Mo Wuyou turned his head, then looked at Lan'er and the cave.

Lan'er said a lot, but no one came out of the cave, and no one responded.Lan'er was not at all unhappy, and continued: "I have been studying with Sister Feng for so long, but I still can't learn her essence. Sister Feng said that all men in the world like to sleep with beautiful women, and no one can resist. It is said that there is a lot of knowledge in it! I followed her to learn, and I also want to learn the knowledge in it. Although Sister Feng taught me, she never let me try, but you said, if you can’t practice, how can you learn well? She Not letting me practice, and telling me every day that this job is good and that job is good, just the handsome young man two days ago, Sister Feng told me several times, it's really annoying."

Mo Wu's face was crumpled into a sheet of paper, and his ears hurt a little.Xianjun looked calm and continued to listen.

Lan'er babbled a lot, and suddenly her voice became softer, and said: "When I learn these things, know how to sleep with men, and I'm good-looking and charming enough, don't you... you're willing to see me ah?"

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel "Nan Sheng Yu'an" for mine~

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