After shivering, Ji Pingnan exchanged glances with Kunta, "Cub, do you know what I was thinking? Did I think what you wanted me to think when you told the story just now? Am I right? You say !"

Kunta smiled encouragingly and said, "Congratulations! You got the answer right."

The old man who is as courageous as a sesame seed and is especially good at making up his mind suddenly felt his goosebumps spread from his lower back to the top of his head. wing.

Kunta just didn't know, called out all the information about Yan's family collected by his brain, and projected them one by one, "Because of this golden bird egg, I plan to ignore Kumera and Whig Star and directly investigate Yan's family. Then I discovered that the Yan family is very interesting and is especially good at creating momentum on the Internet. The reports on the Yan family on Starnet, whether it is the official website or tabloid news, will guide the subsequent comments. For such a large family, there is no A negative report and negative rumors. The First Energy family, perhaps it should be called the First Perfect Family."

Kunta zoomed in on a few comments, Ji Pingnan read a few, and clicked his tongue a few times, "This seems derogatory and exaggerated, and it seems controversial, but in fact, at the end of the discussion, Yan's impressions were all positive. Sailors you mentioned?"

Kunta hummed, "For so many years, I have only seen the Yan family on Xingwang. Yes, Shui Jun's speech is also in line with the basic character revealed by the latest content of their respective accounts. And what is interesting is that what you said seems to be derogatory, because they did not blindly praise, but showed something to say It looks like it’s wrong to say something wrong, so real passers-by often don’t notice it’s wrong.”

"Maybe it's a real passer-by?" Ji Pingnan rubbed his chin and asked.

Kunta has gotten used to him being a master of leverage, and Ji Pingnan’s doing this will help him check for gaps, so he never stops him, just continues to operate on his own, "You know, I never wrong the innocent people. So...."

The teenager's slender fingers quickly operated, and the projection of the virtual star map reappeared. Every comment flew out a virtual blank avatar, and flew towards the star where their respective ids were located.

Although all the ids have been covered up, after the teenager's violent cracking, they finally took off reluctantly from the stars they were attached to, and quickly flew to their real location——

Mechanical Siege Nebula.

There is a paradise for the mechanical and network world, with the most network-obsessed hackers, red hackers, hackers, white hackers, geeks... and all kinds of rogues parasitizing on the Internet, including the Yan family who raised a thousand This group of water troops has been around for a hundred years.

Ji Pingnan let out a "ha", and just about to speak, his brain suddenly rang: "Master, the three-legged cat has made a video call, is it connected?"

Ji Pingnan hurriedly waved at Kunta, signaling him to turn off the interstellar map. When the young man quickly turned off all the virtual projections and the living room was completely dark, he jumped onto the sofa, pulled the blanket over his body, and tried hard Rubbing his hair, he raised his wrist, pointed the camera at his face, and answered the phone calmly, pretending to be awakened from his sleep, his eyes half-closed, and his hoarse voice talking to the video The projection lazily said: "Dead cat, why are you calling me in the middle of the night? What's the matter, have you lost your relationship again or gone bankrupt?"

Ji Pingnan's head was pitch black, only the faint light from the video cast on his face, and he could see a thing or two clearly. The other side was brightly lit. A white and tender fat man was wearing a hurdling vest and an implanted headset. You’re welcome, but the first time I spoke, there was a sweet and sweet loli voice, "Ji Laogou! Was it you just now..." Halfway through the sentence, I realized something was wrong, so I quickly pinched the voice changer, and looked again, Ji Pingnan laughed so hard that he rolled to the ground.

The guy's unscrupulous laughter echoed in the living room: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Fatty Bai saw that Ji Pingnan was already laughing like crazy, so he hung up the video in a snap of anger.

After witnessing all of this, Kunta stood still and faced the mechanical siege's pursuit and interception steadily. As he expected, the next second, his brain also rang, "Master, Mr. Mao Boluo made a video call. "

The young man was still calm, without moving his shoulders, he just spit out a word, "Go!"

The next moment, the fat white man's angry face appeared in front of Kunta. Although his image was still hot-eyed, his voice returned to normal, and he spoke in a magnetic voice: "Kun Zai, tell Brother Shrike, Ji Laogou What did you do just now? Was it him who attacked my protective net just now?"

Kunta raised his wrist high and kept missing his fingers. He quickly typed out one command after another on the virtual keyboard, without showing a trace, smiled slightly, and said, "No, teacher, I'm working and occupying the home network. , my brother didn’t go online just now.”

That Ji Pingnan was like a mudskipper coming ashore, bouncing around on the ground, twitching with laughter, struggling to shout out, "Mimi, hurry up and call me with the same voice just now! Haha Haha!" The old man let out a scream, and he hit the sofa leg...

Even though he was besieged by dozens of people, Kunta felt that the situation was not as chaotic as it is now. One Ji Pingnan was more noisy than a hundred children. He resisted the desire to turn around and didn't dare to be distracted. Taking advantage of Ji Pingnan's interruption, Mao Boluo stopped Cursing, Kunta cut off the last wave of tracking from the mechanical siege, and heard a wail from the other end of the video without any delay: "Boss! Let him run away!", "Boss, we missed it!! !", "Ah, the shameful day of the mechanical siege!!!"... I couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, I wasn't caught by the teacher.

Mao Boluo didn't see Kunta's abnormality at all. In his heart, Kunta will always be that well-behaved boy who came to Mechanical Siege City to study at a young age. He has always respectfully called himself a teacher, but only Ji Pingnan, that jumping bastard, can use the skills he learned from him to go back and stab the ass of the mechanical siege city!

He comforted Kunta and said, "Why is it so dark in the room? Did you turn off the light when Old Dog Ji was sleeping? Don't spoil him! No matter how much you accommodate him, he won't know what to do! Brother Shrike saw Killer Wozi posted the announcement of Kunzai's withdrawal, baby, did you find a new job? Are you tired? Is the salary high? It's really not good. Come to Brother Shrike and do whatever you want , Mechanical Siege, my boss, your second, okay?"

Kunta, who has always been calm, had a cracked face at this moment, but before he could answer, Ji Pingnan, who was rubbing his stomach and thumb toes, jumped over with a yelling voice and roared, " Dead old cat! Don’t try to kidnap my cub again! No! Don’t even think about it!”

When Mao Boluo saw Ji Pingnan, he became upset and scolded: "Damn old dog! Did you secretly teach others the technique I passed on to you? Tonight someone used my technique to poke me in the back door, you know? Hurry up, pass me the list of your wild students! Grandma’s little bastard is quite skilled, but none of my people caught him, so don’t teach me anything wrong! Wait If I find someone, I must take good care of it!"

Ji Pingnan stroked his hair arrogantly, and said with a high air: "If you use the voice just now, and call me good brother, I will think about it!"

A misstep caused eternal hatred, Mao Shrike turned green, leaned on him, hung up the video without saying a word, and didn't even bother to say goodbye to his little disciple.

Successfully ran away the fat man who wanted to abduct his cub, Ji Pingnan raised his eyebrows and laughed twice, and quickly lowered his head to poke his brain: "Beauty God, beauty god, did you record the video just now? This fat man black history, I want to save it, you help me cut out that part of the voice, just the phrase 'Ji Laogou~'..." He imitated the sweet loli voice, hummed for a long time, and finally chose to give up , "Hmph, I can't come~"

Kunta's cold snort sounded from the side, "Save it, use it as an alarm clock, call reminder, etc., and listen to it every day? It turns out that the cute girl called you Ji Laogou, are you so happy?"

Ji Pingnan froze in an instant: It's over!

Ji Pingnan really irritated Kunta tonight, and he used his brain too much these days, had little rest, and was really exhausted. He didn't want to say another word, and his wings spread out all of a sudden, and he flew to the top floor.

In the pitch-black room, the slender figure looked particularly disheartened.

Early the next morning, the dog-headed Ji Pingnan tiptoed around and made breakfast without making any noise. The dog sneakily drove the drone and flew up to spy on his cubs, but saw that Kunta had already woken up, and the house After tidying up and putting on his clothes, he was walking out with his suitcase, when he bumped into the drone that was picking at the door.

Kunta poked the camera with his index finger, "What are you doing sneakily, like a thief, breakfast is ready?" He said, and flew down with his suitcase.

Ji Pingnan was shocked, and rushed over, "Baby, Dad is wrong! Don't run away from home! Ah, from today on, Dad will no longer be Dad, Dad will be your brother? Okay? Don't be angry! ! Running away from home is a bad idea!"

When Kunta was picked up by Ji Pingnan, he was 24 years old. After shrinking, his bone age was measured, and he became a real 24-year-old cub in the interstellar era. At that time, Ji Pingnan, who was in the rebellious period, was also a minor, just 200 years old. Reversely deduced into the age of the earth age, he is only a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy.

According to the earth's algorithm, one has a mental age of 24 and the other has a mental age of 13.

Ji Pingnan provided a home for Kunta, who was penniless through time and space, could not "speak" well, and could not support himself at all, provided him with food and shelter, and took care of him like a doll. At the same time, Kunta was also mentally Take care of and guide Ji Pingnan.

So, at this moment, Kunta rubbed his forehead, and couldn't help asking himself, what kind of bastard did he raise?

The author has something to say: each other is each other's father~

Kunta: I don't want to be the second child~ Really!

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